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 9th August 2009, 06:58 PM
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The passenger list
Crew: 1078 Tinnmark 22 Bokia Passenger 2045 Tinnmark 202 Hendinia 85 Ashton 43 Bokia 10 PR Jester 3 Frahliso 2 Kopecka 2 Mdice Lifeboats with 104 Hendinians, 9 Ashtoneas, 772 Tinnmarkians, 2 Bokians have been found! 70 Hendinians, 3 Ashtoneas, 288 Tinnmarkians have been picked up of the water alive. This post has been edited by Jerick: 9th August 2009, 07:20 PM |
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9th August 2009, 10:49 PM
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The Ashton National Guard has responded to the crisis just outside Ashtonise water and can confirm that they rescued all 85 Ashtonise citizens successfully along with 305 other survivors.
622TGA - Investigation Closed The Ashtonise Federal Government has closed it's investigation into the crash of Tiger Air flight 622. An explosive device planted by a rebel Environmental Group caused Ashton's biggest air disaster. The Government successfully sued Tiger Air and the Government of Dr Bombay's Tigerland. The family of the deceased [with the exception of Tigerland citizens] is to receive £10million in compensation. Tiger Air has been placed into administration and the Federal Government has banned all flights to and from Dr Bombay's Tigerland. |
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9th August 2009, 11:24 PM
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Confirmed dead: 1150
1063 Tinnmark 53 Bokia 18 Hendinia 9 PR of Jester 3 Frahliso 2 Kopecka 2 Mdice 0 Ashton Survived: 2342 2060 Tinnmark 184 Hendinia 85 Ashton 12 Bokia 1 PR of Jester 0 Mdice 0 Kopecka 0 Frahliso This post has been edited by Jerick: 9th August 2009, 11:26 PM |
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10th August 2009, 12:30 PM
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is my brain across your walls?
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A demented Far-Egabbaci witch doctor has escaped from his home city of Far on the Island of Far, Egabbac. He left the following engraving in his front door step:
"Kraelig joh buziani era guinti itniu garein aizubh oj gi lea. R. K." approx. translation: "I am Kraelig. You are never going to catch me you donkeys. R. K." The doctor is believed to be illiterate Kraelig Rohj, a refugee from far away Liechenstaan on the Most Wanted list under the Far government. There have been no confirmed sightings of the witch doctor since his arrival in the year 2000+300+50+6, but believed victims of the twisted villain are found dead with R. K. engraved on their head almost weekly. The death toll is at current well over 700+00+0. The Far government have issued the following statement: "Fraeh zuju Kraelig fer Rohj zu Rohj-fererrh Zuehlu Egabbac fuehren doegge jahrutizi faran peurht thru epnara fi ziturh ajegge odner heuf ca. B. Bageul heu Z. H. rreref Jhoruz Jhorre gilea r Kujuzhearf." More on this story later. |
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10th August 2009, 12:47 PM
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BUY Phoenix on Amazon / STREAM Phoenix on Spotify
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Why do you always involve Liechenstaan?
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11th August 2009, 04:25 PM
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former insolent era FM11
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My people from New Rivermaya have been in a secret mine, searching for gold. Hopefully, they can discover it so they can buy food and send them to the poor cities.
While I, the President of New Rivermaya, is searching through the net to find a perfect choice for the next contest after our 4th straight defeat. If I can discover a perfect song for the contest, I'll keep it to myself. I'm a selfish President.  More later if I cba. 
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12th August 2009, 06:52 PM
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The Shadowan Broadcasting Corporation has shut down Radio BJ until further notice as they 'simply have nothing to play' following the Kingdom of Shadow's non-entry into BJSC XIX. On the plus side, the Kingdom of Shadow's premier health spa, Run Fatty Run Ltd, is reporting record levels of new gym members. It seems that in the absence of light entertainment, the Shadowan people are turning to fitness and becoming even sexier than ever!
Seriously: Me - BJSC = BUFF
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12th August 2009, 07:03 PM
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A carnival through the capital of Hinkelwinkle when we get added to the waiting list
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14th August 2009, 06:53 PM
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Ashton is celebrating it's 500th year as a country. Celebrations started on June 24th and are to last until June 23rd 2010.
A special video detailing the biggest chart successes is to be released in the next month........ |
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14th August 2009, 07:13 PM
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eat hot chip, be homosexual
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Happy 500th Ashton! Numayania shares your joy and there are street parties across the capital New Svetlandiya and the rest of the country.
They are also to celebrate the upcoming finals of XIX which are set to bring the most international attention the country has yet received on the night of Monday 17th August. Head of the Numayanian delegation, Svenne Outastokelus said in an exclusive interview with BJSCToudé.ny "It's going to be a big one. I hope you all are as excited as we are!" 
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31st October 2009, 11:17 PM
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All hail the mighty Pingu
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Petal Pushers are first to leave Dalisskan X Factor
Tonight was the first night of the Dalisskan version of X factor. Dalisska still uses the old format with a results show on saturday. The Dalisskan public have spoken and Petal Pushers are the first act and the first group to leave X factor. This has come as a major blow to girlbands in Dalisska hoping things would be different in Dalisska than in the British X factor, but it was not to be as Petal Pushers polled the lowest amount of votes during the vote tonight. Rebekka, Candice and Lola are said to be completely devastated an insider has reported. After the results were announced Rebekka took the mic saying "I thought things would have been different and that the Dalisskan audience would have seen something in us.....but whatever" Petal Pushers faced Wendi Moon in the bottom two and as a result of the judges inability to agree it had to go to Deadlock which Petal Pushers lost and were then eliminated. The Remaining contestants are: The Girls ---------- Miranda Hozman Sara White Olive Brown The Boys ------------ Emmet Williams Ryan Maxwell Peter Stone Over 25's ------------- Svetlana Shobo Harold Rice Wendi Moon The Groups ------------- Coolmines (Tyler, Brian and Greg) Room to Breath (Summer and Wynter) Check back next saturday for more news and gossip on X Factor Dalisska 
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1st November 2009, 01:07 AM
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Queen of Soon
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CSI:MC
The latest spin off of hit CBS TV show Crime Scene Investigation ([CSI] originally set in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA) launched last night on CBS and SNA|1. Set in Morpeth Cove, [Rd'CA, Ashton] staring some of Ashton's top actors. The Pilot for the show involved a Las Vegas serial killer feeling to Ashton and committing further murders within the country. Greg Sanders, Nick Stokes and Cathrine Willows travel to the Ashtonise capital introducing the new cast. Crime Scene Investigation: Morpeth Cove drew 481.45million viewers. The highest viewing figures for a CSI franchise show on Ashtonise TV and the second highest rated forensics drama after Fox hit Bones, also shown on SNA|1, which regularly draws over 600million viewers. [Source: AshtonMR] |
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1st November 2009, 02:00 AM
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eat hot chip, be homosexual
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Preparations are underway in Numayania for the final of Buzzjack Chansong Conteste:La Bestofe (aka BJSC:TBO), which is scheduled to feature the country's debut winner Alphabeat. Rumour has it that a special version of five-week #1 The Spell is being recorded in a special Numayanian version for the event. Numayania also expect to see former entrants Alcazar in the final, and we would love to see Serebro, Infernal and Nexx being there too...
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1st November 2009, 02:06 AM
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DROTTNING!
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Kopecka are obviously very excited for TBO, and the ISCBK promise that they will add up all of the nominations so far once they've worked out the best songs of the first half of the decade.
2004 and 2005 
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1st November 2009, 02:12 AM
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eat hot chip, be homosexual
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As in XIV and XV? I like those too
 Oh, looking at the mod lounge, I guess you mean the ACTUAL years... funny thing is I didn't really listen to pop then 
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1st November 2009, 03:05 AM
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DROTTNING!
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Oh my, there are some CLASSICS in both. I'm making Spotify playlists, do you want links?
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1st November 2009, 07:35 AM
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Hello?
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2004 was dire, 2005 less so but still wasn't as good as the quality of 2006 onwards
in Rontvian news, the country has gone into national shame mode as it was revealed that in the absence of BJSC, Michael Buble had managed to bag himself a No.2 hit single in FSR Rontvia. Luckily, Lady GaGa was on hand to ensure that he didn't reach the top of the charts... |
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1st November 2009, 10:58 AM
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eat hot chip, be homosexual
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I thought Rontvians were shameless about their Bublé love? Numayania has been recently forced to make a u-turn on Ke$ha, finally allowing her a visa after her BJSC success with what was determined to be an obscene song three months ago. We have brought out the red carpet, and presented her with a golden sink to pee in...
QUOTE(LaTyrouxn @ Nov 1 2009, 03:05 AM)  Oh my, there are some CLASSICS in both. I'm making Spotify playlists, do you want links? Oh go on then
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1st November 2009, 01:24 PM
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Hello?
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Rontvians liked the new Buble song on first listen, granted, but Buble himself is usually the butt of jokes in the country. None of his other singles have come anywhere near the top 1000.
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1st November 2009, 02:04 PM
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DROTTNING!
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2004
2005 Listen and be proved wrong Rich  Surely the release of (one of) the greatest pop album(s) of the decade (Come And Get It) makes 2005 fantastic?!  If you look beyond the dire acoustic fetish that the country had that year then it actually was quite a fantastic year...EDIT: On second thoughts, two of the greatest pop albums of the decade...I forgot Breakaway 
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