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5th July 2016, 11:48 PM
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Say that hiss with your chest, and...
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You know the #impakt is real when talk about TheSnake's song now spans 3 forums :') "We are continually spanning..." The first one was closed. The Snakes intelligence in Buzzjack Mountain suggests the primary suspect was a Mr. Lush Life who simply said 'I'm speechless' near the end of the thread. The Snake is not certain it was Mr Lush though and doesnt want to blame anyone. Ah well as Mr Lush himself would say 'That thing went bust'. In all seriousness though this will be my last forum for a while on it. This post has been edited by TheSnake: 5th July 2016, 11:52 PM |
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5th July 2016, 11:49 PM
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Former iconic poster with no consistent posting style
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The first one was closed. The Snakes intelligence in Buzzjack Mountain suggests the primary suspect was a Mr. Lush Life who simply said 'I'm speechless'. The Snake is not certain it was Mr Lush though and doesnt want to blame anyone. I don't know who locked it but it wasn't "Mr. Lush" as he no longer moderates that forum. |
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6th July 2016, 12:02 AM
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Say that hiss with your chest, and...
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OK then. At least theres another forum now.
Yes I would really like us all, not just me to create a song that could be at least mildly successful. It would be amazing. And now with a good vocalist like SevenSeize on board that can happen. Btw, does SevenSeize own all the oceans of Buzzjackia? |
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6th July 2016, 11:13 AM
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I asked for my account to be banned
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7th July 2016, 07:18 PM
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Say that hiss with your chest, and...
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The Snake knows about the neighbouring country of Jadakissnia, but nothing about Budtar, Singerpurear, St. Burbia or Euphoriffith. The Snake believes the kings/queens of these lands have gone AWOL and have abandoned their people. The Snake proses splitting these lands up under the control of himself and King Bellsprout
This post has been edited by TheSnake: 7th July 2016, 07:18 PM |
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8th July 2016, 07:13 PM
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Say that hiss with your chest, and...
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Delete
This post has been edited by TheSnake: 8th July 2016, 07:14 PM |
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8th July 2016, 07:13 PM
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Say that hiss with your chest, and...
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The Snake has declared war on the combined Pupokian and Yahesian armies that are bullying the poor citizens of Buzzjack Mountain.
The Snake warns these armies that Buzzjack Mountain is high and very steep and is extremely hard for anyone other than Buzzjack Mountainers from Buzzjack Mountain to climb. The Snake also warns the Titti airforce that there is a huge cavern that can house all the inhabitants of Buzzjack Mountain, so they can be protected from the bombs like those that were dropped in the cowardly scheme earlier this week. The Snake also has the support of King Bellsprout from the neighbouring land of Jadakissnia that was obtained because Buzzjack mountainers pay more money for jade supply than any other residents of Buzzjackia and so we have this alliance. |
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8th July 2016, 07:16 PM
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Bitch of t seet
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Yehesi is not intimidated by this tragic threat and are laughing at the thought of these peasants trying to come for the Titti Empire. We shall deal with this threat accordingly and send our armies of the Fremmenik Province to defend. We don't need our full army
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8th July 2016, 07:19 PM
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Alone and wounded
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Wait i didn't sign up for war, u wot fam
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8th July 2016, 07:20 PM
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new hair, new tee, new Levii’s Jeans
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And this is why I stay in my own lane
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8th July 2016, 07:25 PM
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feminist icon
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pupok are ready for battle, they laugh at the puny buzzjack mountain compared to the great yehesi and pupok armies which forged the titti empire
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8th July 2016, 07:26 PM
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feminist icon
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jadakissnia is pupoks biggest lipstick supplier, i doubt they'd be breaking that soon
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8th July 2016, 07:28 PM
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Alone and wounded
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^ Lotti is right, soz TheSnake but I have lots of trading deals to think about and we are a peaceful nation. I think you caught King Bellsprout when he was drunj
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8th July 2016, 07:32 PM
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Bitch of t seet
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Poor it
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8th July 2016, 07:39 PM
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Buzzjack's Finest Alcoholic.
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8th July 2016, 07:43 PM
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Say that hiss with your chest, and...
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8th July 2016, 07:43 PM
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Say that hiss with your chest, and...
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jadakissnia is pupoks biggest lipstick supplier, i doubt they'd be breaking that soon According to The Snake's intelligence, Jadakissnia's jade mining is much larger an industry than its lipstick production (which is made from spare jade supply anyway). Therefore Buzzjack Mountain contributes more to Jadakissnia's economy than the Titti empire combined. |
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8th July 2016, 07:46 PM
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Will not jump on any bandwagons here other than the metaphorical bandwagon that is peace. Peace, man
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8th July 2016, 08:48 PM
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Say that hiss with your chest, and...
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Will not jump on any bandwagons here other than the metaphorical bandwagon that is peace. Peace, man Not when the Titti Empire mocks the Snakes temporary issues of lack of court musicians. OK The Snake will reluctantly call for a peace treaty with the Tittians. |
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8th July 2016, 09:53 PM
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new hair, new tee, new Levii’s Jeans
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Well I guess we know who's getting #100 in the BuzzRate
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