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danG View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 05:31 PM Post #1
🔥🚀🔥 Joined: 30 August 2010 Posts: 74,503 User: 11,746	Let's make it a target to get the first nul-pointer in 2017. Who'd like to take one for the team? Here's a list of the lowest-scoring entries to date: 010 :: BJSC 09 :: Norwegia // Canned Heat - Gong Up The Country 010 :: BJSC 14 :: Bokia // Hadise - My Body 010 :: BJSC 16 :: New Rivermaya // Ambassadors Of Funk - Go, Mario, Go! (feat. M.C. Mario) 010 :: BJSC 19 :: Dalisska // As In RebekkaMaria - She Lion 010 :: BJSC 20 :: Simondly // Texas - Breathless 010 :: BJSC 34 :: Caerfyrddia // B-A-B-E - (Itsie Bitsie Boe) Geef Maar Lekker Toe! 010 :: BJSC 47 :: Keypopian Republic // Anna Eriksson - Mad Girl's Love Song 010 :: BJSC 57 :: Elëdan // Shadeux - Roo {final} 010 :: BJSC 67 :: Jukianië // Trijntje Oosterhuis - In Time 010 :: BJSC 68 :: PRoJ // The Voyeurs - England Sings Rhubarb Rhubarb 010 :: BJSC 89 :: Brechtoria // The Boxer Rebellion - Big Ideas 009 :: BJSC 09 :: FNT Nickodonia // Billy Ray Cyrus - Ready, Set, Don't Go (feat. Miley Cyrus) 009 :: BJSC 35 :: N-Lazone // Bingo Players - Cry (Just A Little) 009 :: BJSC 53 :: Budtar // IM5; Bella Thorne - Can't Stay Away 009 :: BJSC 62 :: Singerpurear // Kyu Sakamoto - Ue O Muite Arukō 009 :: BJSC 70 :: Varakë // Mafia Corner - JsemTu Sam (Feat. JaroSmejkal) 009 :: BJSC 74 :: Farahtyn // Charlotte Lawrence - Ever After 009 :: BJSC 77 :: Flynnonda // Bully - Trying 009 :: BJSC 87 :: Bhangra // Henri PFR - Home 008 :: BJSC 01 :: Charisma // Charis & Panos - Amazing {final} 008 :: BJSC 13 :: Triodopolis // Corinna Jane - Resistance 008 :: BJSC 18 :: Palmyra // Ruth Anne - Take Me Away 008 :: BJSC 19 :: New Rivermaya // Tynisha Keli - Gonna Be Okay 008 :: BJSC 20 :: Egabbac // Envy - Set Yourself On Fire 008 :: BJSC 21 :: Land Of Jack // The Sounds - No One Sleeps When I'm Awake 008 :: BJSC 23 :: Lievant // The Fire and Reason - Do It Again 008 :: BJSC 32 :: Tinnmark // Elisabeth Andreassen - Vaken I En Dröm {final} 008 :: BJSC 45 :: N-Lazone // Kris Allen - Monster 008 :: BJSC 53 :: Singerpurear // Ooberman - Shorley Wall 008 :: BJSC 68 :: Tartford // ShyBoy - Wouldn't It Be Good 007 :: BJSC 23 :: Simondly // Mary J. Blige - Kitchen {final} 007 :: BJSC 32 :: Dalisska // Little Majorette - Bite The Bullet {final} 007 :: BJSC 32 :: PRoJ* // Oh No Ono - The Tea Party {final} 007 :: BJSC 54 :: Juranabaijan // Fake Blood - All In The Blink (after a deduction) 007 :: BJSC 56 :: Juranabaijan // Tiger Lilly - Affair 007 :: BJSC 78 :: Jukianië // Ronnie Flex - Zusje (feat. Mr. Polska) 007 :: BJSC 86 :: Syndare // Calypso - Numbered 006 :: BJSC 01 :: Camdonia // Nine Inch Nails - Hurt {final} 006 :: BJSC 21 :: Zechonia // Stefanie Heinzmann - Like A Bullet 006 :: BJSC 66 :: Zechonia // Tiarra - Ielele (Post Scriptum) 006 :: BJSC 71 :: Zechonia // Jane Doe - GoldRush 006 :: BJSC 85 :: Desbuanda // Ngaiire - I Can't Hear God Anymore 006 :: BJSC 86 :: Cumulonimbia // The Longcut - A Tried And Tested Method 005 :: BJSC 21 :: Liechenstaan // Tori Kelly - Hurry Up 005 :: BJSC 35 :: New Caprica // Jeffree Star - Beauty Killer 005 :: BJSC 66 :: Jukianië // Brace - Vraag Jezelf Eens Af 005 :: BJSC 68 :: Allecian // Divine - You Think You're A Man 005 :: BJSC 72 :: Usfland // Saje - Take Care Of You 005 :: BJSC 79 :: Thelonia // The Durden Theory - Fucking Your Wife 005 :: BJSC 90 :: Land of DW // Nosfe - Condimente (feat. Ruby) 004 :: BJSC 35 :: Juranabaijan // Black Gold - Breakdown 004 :: BJSC 43 :: Keypopian Republic // Co-Ed - Too Late 004 :: BJSC 55 :: Dalisska // Bakkuda - Make Some Noise 004 :: BJSC 62 :: United States of Jack // Ruth Ojadi - Tourette Ruthie 004 :: BJSC 76 :: Quintessa // Moon Regiment - Monday (feat. Dominique) 004 :: BJSC 89 :: Niceland // Royce Lovett - I Wanna Love You 003 :: BJSC 10 :: Tartford // The Human League - Human (The Chinese Whispers Remix) 003 :: BJSC 35 :: Fanadminaj // Justin Black - Little Miss Naked You 003 :: BJSC 62 :: PRoJ // Starwalker - Bad Weather 003 :: BJSC 69 :: The land of The Shamrock // LaFee - Prinzesschen 002 :: BJSC 09 :: Leonville // Guy Sebastian - Angels Brought Me Here 002 :: BJSC 57 :: Xanaga // Love Grenades - Genius of Fun 002 :: BJSC 80 :: Usfland // Hakan Kabil - Beautiful (Hakan Kabil Deep Mix) (feat. Major) 001 :: BJSC 16 :: Herzebania // Martina - Idi Leđa Mi Okreni 001 :: BJSC 41 :: New Caprica // B.A.P. - Warrior (soz Pete your song is in the top 20 worst performing entries ever oops)


danG View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 05:33 PM Post #2
🔥🚀🔥 Joined: 30 August 2010 Posts: 74,503 User: 11,746	On another note, I can't believe 'Cry (Just A Little)' only got 9 points. I know that was before the dance-bloc invasion but still..


Iz 🌟 View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 05:47 PM Post #3
I'm a paragon so don't perceive me Joined: 3 February 2011 Posts: 37,403 User: 12,929	010 :: BJSC 34 :: Caerfyrddia // B-A-B-E - (Itsie Bitsie Boe) Geef Maar Lekker Toe! 009 :: BJSC 35 :: N-Lazone // Bingo Players - Cry (Just A Little) 009 :: BJSC 53 :: Budtar // IM5; Bella Thorne - Can't Stay Away 009 :: BJSC 62 :: Singerpurear // Kyu Sakamoto - Ue O Muite Arukō 009 :: BJSC 77 :: Flynnonda // Bully - Trying 008 :: BJSC 53 :: Singerpurear // Ooberman - Shorley Wall 006 :: BJSC 66 :: Zechonia // Tiarra - Ielele (Post Scriptum) 003 :: BJSC 69 :: The land of The Shamrock // LaFee - Prinzesschen 001 :: BJSC 41 :: New Caprica // B.A.P. - Warrior that lot definitely don't really deserve it. It's never happening btw, I'll point it. Or someone will.


TheSnake View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 05:52 PM Post #4
Say that hiss with your chest, and... Joined: 24 May 2016 Posts: 18,420 User: 23,308	Is 'iamspamspamami#39; allowed to be typed now? EDIT: it isn't so how did you type in the name of the Mary J Blige track? This post has been edited by 🚡🚟🍥-♨🎪🚘🎉🍥: Jan 11 2017, 05:53 PM


lewistgreen View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 05:57 PM Post #5
BuzzJack Legend Pronouns: he/him Joined: 25 July 2013 Posts: 25,976 User: 19,585	Loving my feature there. That Durden Theory song is good tho


m View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 05:57 PM Post #6
I asked for my account to be banned Joined: 26 September 2008 Posts: 14,631 User: 7,132	still can't believe I once sent a song called 'Zero Point' which came last but not with zero points (that was not my actual intention, I just enjoyed the song but yano) Also can't believe I was the only one to point that Ngaiire song! It was lovely guys </3


Brer View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 06:16 PM Post #7
I'll just stick around and do some more damage Joined: 14 February 2009 Posts: 115,023 User: 8,300	There was another song that got only 1 point in the semi as well (Martina's 'Idi Leđa Mi Okreni', an early Herzebania entry which I believe was an intentional attempt to get 0 but picked up 1 point from Pavel lmao). I really feel like this is just never going to happen, one person always comes in to 'ruin' it


Iz 🌟 View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 06:19 PM Post #8
I'm a paragon so don't perceive me Joined: 3 February 2011 Posts: 37,403 User: 12,929	QUOTE(Bré @ Jan 11 2017, 06:16 PM) There was another song that got only 1 point in the semi as well (Martina's 'Idi Leđa Mi Okreni', an early Herzebania entry which I believe was an intentional attempt to get 0 but picked up 1 point from Pavel lmao). I really feel like this is just never going to happen, one person always comes in to 'ruin' it I think (not discounting your effort Dan) that all of the sub-10 ones between III and XX (there were quite a few) have been missed out, I assume because of the format of the Songs Of thread. Such wonders as Guy Sebastian's Angels Brought Me Here and a duet between Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus _


Chez Wombat View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 06:25 PM Post #9
The owls are not what they seem Pronouns: He/him Joined: 11 July 2009 Posts: 37,095 User: 9,232	I stopped this from happening in the final with Shadeux's Roo PURELY BECAUSE I thought we were all still in on the joke, it would've got none had I known my fellow shadeurs weren't planning to vote for it :x I feel like an obvious novelty/weird entry won't work for this, there's always some (like me oops) that see the joke of it. It needs to be something completely non-descript and unmemorable in every sense of the word, and even then that could sound 'nice' to someone else's ears... This post has been edited by Chez Wombat: Jan 11 2017, 06:27 PM


mdh View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 06:30 PM Post #10
BuzzJack Legend Joined: 19 December 2015 Posts: 20,102 User: 22,776	QUOTE(🚡🚟🍥-b @ Jan 11 2017, 05:52 PM) Is 'iamspamspamami#39; allowed to be typed now? EDIT: it isn't so how did you type in the name of the Mary J Blige track? Put italics or bold codes inbetween it, the algorithm put the non-existent text in bold, which it assumes is a seperate entity to the word, therefore the word can be typed. Quote this and see how I've done it... Kitchen


Brer View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 06:32 PM Post #11
I'll just stick around and do some more damage Joined: 14 February 2009 Posts: 115,023 User: 8,300	QUOTE(Izetta @ Jan 11 2017, 06:19 PM) I think (not discounting your effort Dan) that all of the sub-10 ones between III and XX (there were quite a few) have been missed out, I assume because of the format of the Songs Of thread. Such wonders as Guy Sebastian's Angels Brought Me Here and a duet between Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus _ Yeah there are quite a few missing actually, including a few recent ones! This is what my BJSC spreadsheet was made for though wasn't it Not escaping the wall of shame: 010 :: BJSC 09 :: Norwegia // Canned Heat - Gong Up The Country 010 :: BJSC 14 :: Bokia // Hadise - My Body 010 :: BJSC 16 :: New Rivermaya // Ambassadors Of Funk - Go, Mario, Go! (feat. M.C. Mario) 010 :: BJSC 19 :: Dalisska // As In RebekkaMaria - She Lion 010 :: BJSC 20 :: Simondly // Texas - Breathless 009 :: BJSC 09 :: FNT Nickodonia // Billy Ray Cyrus - Ready, Set, Don't Go (feat. Miley Cyrus) 009 :: BJSC 74 :: Farahtyn // Charlotte Lawrence - Ever After 008 :: BJSC 13 :: Triodopolis // Corinna Jane - Resistance 008 :: BJSC 18 :: Palmyra // Ruth Anne - Take Me Away 008 :: BJSC 19 :: New Rivermaya // Tynisha Keli - Gonna Be Okay 008 :: BJSC 20 :: Egabbac // Envy - Set Yourself On Fire (my impact) 007 :: BJSC 54 :: Juranabaijan // Fake Blood - All In The Blink (after a deduction) 006 :: BJSC 71 :: Zechonia // Jane Doe - GoldRush 005 :: BJSC 72 :: Usfland // Saje - Take Care Of You 003 :: BJSC 10 :: Tartford // The Human League - Human (The Chinese Whispers Remix) (this is actually a really good song and all) 002 :: BJSC 09 :: Leonville // Guy Sebastian - Angels Brought Me Here 001 :: BJSC 16 :: Herzebania // Martina - Idi Leđa Mi Okreni


mdh View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 06:32 PM Post #12
BuzzJack Legend Joined: 19 December 2015 Posts: 20,102 User: 22,776	Or a song named 'give this song points if all women should die' or something controversial like that :,) I doubt anyone would point it. This post has been edited by mdh: Jan 11 2017, 06:32 PM


lotita View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 06:33 PM Post #13
feminist icon Pronouns: she/her Joined: 21 April 2015 Posts: 25,350 User: 21,777	If it ever happens it'll be a foreign language pop song which is not offensive but just misses out on everyone's votes mark my words


Brer View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 06:35 PM Post #14
I'll just stick around and do some more damage Joined: 14 February 2009 Posts: 115,023 User: 8,300	Maybe someone should try sending another David Jordan album track, it nearly worked the first time... :')


Liаm View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 06:36 PM Post #15
Brown cow, stunning! Joined: 7 December 2009 Posts: 67,160 User: 10,139	Yeah I can't really see this happening, I think the best chance would be like a totally MOR male vocal in a foreign language that was a forgotten album track, but even then it will appeal to somebody I expect because the tastes in BJSC are so varied. Something that's a deliberate attempt will always fail because I feel like if it seems obvious that nobody likes it or will point it, someone will ruin it or pity point it Angels Brought Me Here tho . Absolute tune.


Silas View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 06:43 PM Post #16
Queen of Soon Joined: 24 May 2007 Posts: 74,051 User: 3,474	No let's not try and be the first null pointer. That's not what this contest is about or for.


HarryBorelli View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 06:46 PM Post #17
The Lady Said Go Home! Pronouns: He/Him Joined: 20 April 2014 Posts: 22,029 User: 20,835	Why is it a test to get a nul pointer lol it would make me nore upset than happy if anything


Liаm View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 06:49 PM Post #18
Brown cow, stunning! Joined: 7 December 2009 Posts: 67,160 User: 10,139	QUOTE(Silas @ Jan 11 2017, 06:43 PM) No let's not try and be the first null pointer. That's not what this contest is about or for. I am guessing nobody who's wanting it in this thread would even dream of ruining their precious streak or reputation with it


danG View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 08:02 PM Post #19
🔥🚀🔥 Joined: 30 August 2010 Posts: 74,503 User: 11,746	QUOTE(Bré @ Jan 11 2017, 06:32 PM) Yeah there are quite a few missing actually, including a few recent ones! This is what my BJSC spreadsheet was made for though wasn't it thanks, there's only so much I can get from Command+F in the Songs Of thread.


TheSnake View member profile	Jan 11 2017, 08:04 PM Post #20
Say that hiss with your chest, and... Joined: 24 May 2016 Posts: 18,420 User: 23,308	If someone sent 'UKIP Calypso' by Mike Read it would probably get zero points.