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WELCOME TO CARELLIS
^{the capital city of the Federal Union of Persephonia}



Carellis is our capital and second largest city with a population of around 1.5 million. It has an eventful history but not all for the right reasons - in past years it became intensely overcrowded as a result of the Republican government's oppression of the Carellisienne ethnic minority in the country. Millions of Carellisiennes were ordered to leave their homes across the country and relocate to the city. Most became homeless, crime and disease were rampant and the government's bombings of the city were responsible for the bulk of the casualties in the Persephonian Civil War of 2010-12.

Thankfully this is a chapter confined to history and in the 28 months since the fall of the Republic, the city has totally transformed itself from the war-ravaged wasteland it once was. The new government under President Salim Zosimus restored the rights of the Carellisienne people and relocated the country's capital to Carellis, since helping to oversee the building of a large international airport and other construction projects including the Carellis Arena - from which we now speak to you, following Persephonia's surprise win in the last edition of the BuzzJack Song Contest.

Carellis is located by the River Haze (one of the two major rivers which flow throw Persephonia) and the city centre where the Arena is located is only a 30 minute walk from the Twikandean Sea and its beautiful beaches. It is also only a short drive to other large cities Victoireville and Port-Iosiff. We hope visitors will enjoy their stay here as we plan a contest full of SURPRISES. Feel free to hang around and explore our country, though we advise staying away from the Daehunese border as Daehun smells quite bad. Let BJSC LXVIII (that's 68 for those Josephs out there that don't understand Roman numerals) commence!

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DATES
^{(subject to change)}

{ conf } / { 29/08 - 06/09 }
{ sf v } / { 07/09 - 14/09 }
{ sf r } / { 15/09 }........
{ gf v } / { 15/09 - 21/09 }
{ gf r } / { 22/09 }........

That means you only have 3 days to come up with a track if you want the PRIORITY confirmations so get searching