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HausofKubrick
post Feb 1 2016, 08:44 PM
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Hello and welcome to the final stage of search for Madonna's WORST song. It's time for the results ohmy.gif You nominated the songs aplenty, and the 10 with the most votes were collected and scrutinised even more as you voted and rated them. Now it's time to find out what song you have named as Madonna's worst ever. A horrible title to hold but how will the results go?

Here's a reminder of the 10 songs (in alphabetical) order all hoping they can avoid the dreaded #1 position.

Autotune Baby
B-Day Song
Bitch I'm Madonna
Candy Shop
Did You Do It?
Girl Gone Wild
Hey You
S.E.X.
Shoo-Bee-Doo
Spanish Lesson


Please feel free to predict and comment throughout this vote reveal and the more you comment, the quicker i'll be with the results. tongue.gif

SO without further ado, let the SHADE begin~
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Spinning Adam
post Feb 1 2016, 08:51 PM
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Somehow I don't think BIM will end up being the most hated here, I'd say the Madonna stans who took part in this probably don't mind it as much and vote other songs instead.
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HausofKubrick
post Feb 1 2016, 08:56 PM
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I think 'Bitch I'm Madonna' being an actual recent single could work either way. It'll make the haters more rabid against it, but it'll also have its big lovers who are still listening to it loads. I predict mid-table for it~ (and I haven't totaled the results yet so I can predict tongue.gif).

I'm HOPING for a 'BDay Song' / 'Spanish Lesson' top 2 and for 'S.E.X.' / 'Girl Gone Wild' to be the first few out because I really like them lol sad.gif
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post Feb 1 2016, 09:00 PM
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'Shoo-Bee-Doo' is too sweet for this list. As is 'Candy Shop' ~~

'Hey You' to lose/win.
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post Feb 1 2016, 09:08 PM
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Bitch I'm Madonna to win please, absolutely hate it sick2.gif
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post Feb 1 2016, 09:14 PM
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Auto Tune Baby literally having a f***ing auto tuned baby though.
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post Feb 1 2016, 09:43 PM
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10. Candy Shop / 35 points

Starting off our countdown is the first song on Madonna's 11th studio album 'Hard Candy'. The song, produced by Pharrell Williams (before his re-incarnation onto the charts and before this style of music was huge) is an introduction to the album and quite literally invites people into the warped, sweet, sticky, mucky mess of Madonna's ~store~. Leaving little to the imagination Madonna sings of chocolate kisses, turkish delights, suckers and the most lucid, sleazy candy you can think of. Madonna seems quite fond of the song as it returned on her latest tour and despite its choice lyrics and blatant sexual connotations, it is far from her worst song so I was shocked it even made it into this final round. It comes in 10th place here, and can officially hold the title of Buzzjack's favourite worst Madonna song sarcasm.gif



10. Candy Shop
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post Feb 1 2016, 09:57 PM
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I can't lie the last two live versions of candy shop were amazing !!!
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post Feb 1 2016, 10:15 PM
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Candy Shop is Madonna's 11th most performed song ever. think about that.
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Jessie Where
post Feb 1 2016, 10:24 PM
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I can't get to grips with 'Incredible' not being here still, it almost makes the whole thing null and void for me. sad.gif

I was really dismayed when 'Candy Shop' cropped up on tour, it's dire.

I'm predicting 'Autotune Baby' to take the prize here, but willing it to be 'S.E.X.'
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post Feb 1 2016, 11:03 PM
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Hmm, it's certainly not the least bad of the bunch, but it probably doesn't deserve to be here at any rate. Which highlights all too clearly how bad things were, because when HC came out it truly WAS down there as one of her very worst (until 20 minutes later and Incredible struck).
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post Feb 1 2016, 11:05 PM
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I'll listen to these as it goes along...

Listened to candy shop, and while it's not unbearable the singing sounds a little off and I think 50 Cent/Christina is better suited at those lyrics kink.gif I do enjoy Turkish delight tho wub.gif

Good inclusion to the top 10 anyway (not that I've heard every Madonna song oop)
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post Feb 2 2016, 07:19 AM
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Can the two Incredible-haters kindly do one. sleep.gif

QUOTE(Jaspine Thompson @ Feb 1 2016, 11:05 PM) *
Good inclusion to the top 10 anyway (not that I've heard every Madonna song oop)

I'll make a Madonna stan out of you before long (although a countdown of her worst songs isn't the best place to start doing that I realise kink.gif)
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post Feb 2 2016, 09:05 AM
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I will NEVER STOP hating on that utterly meritless piece of shit. The production is awful, lyrically is among her worst (especially the chorus), vocally she sounds like a corpse and it all just adds up to a big fat 0/10.
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post Feb 2 2016, 11:02 AM
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Listen to the live versions and see if you feel the same?
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post Feb 2 2016, 05:27 PM
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f*** how did I forget Incredible? utter shit.
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post Feb 2 2016, 06:22 PM
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09. Girl Gone Wild / 38 points

Next up it's the second single off Madonna's 12th album, the hugely divisive 'MDNA'. The single was far from a chart smash but like much of the album it had its huge fans and went on to become a bit of a cult hit for her, even getting a few plays in *select* clubs across the country~ I'm a huge fan of 'MDNA' and don't even deny it now and while this is FAR from an album highlight, it's still a fun, banging number and really shouldn't be taken too seriously - which is probably why it doesn't really work as a single for her and why its featured here. Totally bonkers, explosive, dance beats but you don't want to have this sort of fun, as you've put out its fire and it limps in as the 9th worst song from M sarcasm.gif



09. Girl Gone Wild
10. Candy Shop
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post Feb 2 2016, 06:36 PM
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that producé sounds really good tho music.gif
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post Feb 2 2016, 07:00 PM
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QUOTE(Jaspine Thompson @ Feb 2 2016, 06:36 PM) *
that producé sounds really good tho music.gif


Have you heard this before?



'Girl Gone Wild' grew on me after MDNA's release, it was initially my least favourite on there. It's like Bal said, I enjoy it without taking it too seriously but it's very far from a highlight of her discography.
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post Feb 2 2016, 07:04 PM
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QUOTE(mr_pmt @ Feb 2 2016, 07:00 PM) *
Have you heard this before?



'Girl Gone Wild' grew on me after MDNA's release, it was initially my least favourite on there. It's like Bal said, I enjoy it without taking it too seriously but it's very far from a highlight of her discography.

Ah I think that's vaguely familiar. Avicii wub.gif it's coming back to me now.
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