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post 20th August 2015, 07:33 AM
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I have received 16 rates and you have made up your mind. 88 queens were under scrutiny and only one came on top. So who's that girl? We are starting from the bottom, as always~


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88 Magnolia Crawford / 1,1875

Sashay away
-1: Steve D, Vulker, Chris
Shantay you nose
03: Pavel, Joe, Callum, Davidson, Adam, Lukuzz

Dead last we have one of the crudest contestants in the RPDR history. Magnolia was loud and proud of being awful. Which is probably why she was sent home first. Ain't nobody got time for your shit. Especially if you come out in the very first challenge looking like a divorce child of a swordfish and a cow.

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87 Venus D-Lite / 1,933333333

Sashay away
-1: Callum, Chris
Shantay you stay... until episode 2
04: Liam, Steve D, Liamshikari, Lukuzz

Out in the second episode of season 3, we have Venus here in 2nd to last place as well. Nothing really can be said about ha. So forgettable and nothingy.

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86 Alisa Summers / 2,5625

Sashay away
-1: Chris (100% hate ratio for the bottom three <333 )
Shantay you stay... until episode 4 at best
06: Callum

Last in season 4, another bottom bitch getting out of the way. There's even less to say about this one than Venus. At least Venus had that Madonna thing. Alisa was just blah.

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85 Serena ChaCha / 2,8125 (less 6s)

Sashay away
-1: Steve D
Shantay you stay... until episode 3 at best
06: Lukuzz

Getting to the first season 5 queen now. Serena was that season's Violet, only she was f***ing terrible with fashion and everything else really. Out in the episode 2 and it's good riddance, I'd say.

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84 Penny Tration / 2,8125 (more 6s; less 5s)

Sashay away
-1: randomfurlong
Shantay you stay... until episode 2 idk
06: Chris, Ketalina

Very narrowly Penny Tration manages to not finish bottom of the season. Yay. She was okay but certainly the filler material not cut for this competition.

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83 Jasmine Masters / 2,8125 (more 5s)

Sashay away
-1: Rogue
Shantay you neigh
06: Callum, Ketalina

Oh Jasmine... Started out okay but as we went along, she was swallowed by the bitch monster and/or bitten by the Carmen bug. So much unnecessary bitching. And it wasn't even funny. Yes, you are old but that doesn't mean you're good. Bye.

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82 Sasha Belle / 2,9375

Sashay away
-1: randomfurlong
Shantay you sashay away a bit later
06: Adam

I DID MAH HOMEWERQ I'M SO GUNNA WIN!!1 *out in the second episode* The ones who say that are ALWAYS out in the first couple of episodes. It's literally always been that way. Not even in this show. ANYWHERE. Sasha Belle was filler and probably just cast to make the good queens look better. Oh well.

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81 Phoenix / 3,333333333

Sashay away
00: Chris
Shantay you stay... until episode 2 idk
06: Pavel, Joe (nu buzzjack's power duo~)

BITCH WEARING THE SAME SHIT AS ME! Oh well, the look was terrible anyway. And you were both out in the first two weeks so no one really cares.

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post 20th August 2015, 07:44 AM
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The first ones out are always so delusional laugh.gif Serena Cha Cha can not be compared to Violet either mellow.gif
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post 20th August 2015, 07:59 AM
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I meant everyone ganged up on her and she was the bitch. Violet had talent pulling her through but Serena - apparently only potential... which I didn't really see.
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post 20th August 2015, 08:20 AM
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What an awful bunch. Venus is easily the best out of there and I feel like we were robbed. She had so much more to show, she's incredibly talented in... being a Madonna fan. ~

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post 20th August 2015, 08:45 AM
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lol at these flops
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post 21st August 2015, 08:01 AM
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80 India Ferrah / 3,4

Sashay away
-1: Steve D
Shantay you stay
06: Pavel

Another season 3 queen is out. But it's India now. Yes get that filler out first. Buzzjack agreeing with Mama Ru almost entirely so far.

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79 Madame LaQueer / 3,4375

Sashay away
-1: Lukuzz
Shantay you nose
08: Leonardo

How did this bitch actually win one of the challenges?! Eh. Filler filler filler. Eeeeewwwwww

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78 Nicole Paige Brooks / 3,6

Sashay away
-1: Rogue
Shantay you stay
03: Buzzjack's Power Duo 2016 (Pavel + Joe)

"queens with old school names like nicole paige brooks". she's probably so excited her name was featured in a song of the queens who are ACTUALLY important and successful. bless.

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77 Vivienne Pinay / 4 (less 7s)

Sashay away
01: Chris, Rogue
Shantay you... oh wait
06: Liam, Ketalina, Jack

"VIVI!!". Oh poor cow got the gig at Alyssa's show. At least good for some drag queen's PA job. Too fishy to be taken seriously, too blah to be considered a threat in the competition. Double-eliminated for the only time ever too. Disappointment.

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76 Milan / 4 (less 10s; more 7s)

Sashay away to London, Paris, Milan
-1: randomfurlong, Liamshikari
Shantay you stay
07: Pavel, Leonardo, Davidson

One of the fiercest lip syncers RPDR has seen to-date. Sent home Kenya and Madame LaQueer but couldn't rely on the same shtick with Jiggly so she had to be sent home unfortunately. The boat was quite terrible either way.

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75 Laganja Estranja / 4 (more 10s)

Sashay away
-1: Joe, Rogue, randomfurlong
Shantay you stay and pray she doesn't literally kill a bitch or two in the next episode or something
10: Leonardo

So winning this 3-way tie is Buzzjack's 2nd least favourite queen from Season 6, Laganja. Some might say she's just a fake Alyssa wannabe who just uses OKURR and YASSS GAWWWD and MAMA YASSSSS and other drag culture-related puns and words and phrases in order to try and make herself fit in faster without bringing some originality and uniqueness to the table. Some might actually like her. But the anti-Laganja group will be right anyway~

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74 Jade Jolie / 4,0625

Sashay away
-1: Liamshikari, Jack, Chris
Shantay you stay
07: Buzzjack's 2016 Power Duo (Pavel + Joe), Liam, Ketalina, Adam, Lukuzz

I always liked Jade. She wasn't Top 5 material at all but she was quite nice and fun. Not fillery enough to be a Sasha Belle but not fabulous enough either. Which is the worst kind. At least she can take credit for one of the most ikonec scenes in RPDR history <3 BACK ROLLS?!

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73 Akashia / 4,466666667

Sashay away
01: Liamshikari
Shantay you fall on the runway
08: randomfurlong

Finally a season 1 queen! She was in the bottom 3 in all three episodes and she was so fabulously car crash i can't even CAN'T EVEN. If you're rude to Tori Spelling, you're automatically out. Let that be a lesson to everyone.

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72 The Princess / 4,5625

Sashay away
01: Leonardo, Davidson
Shantay you drag ha
07: Buzzjack's 2016 Power Duo (Pavel + Joe), Steve D

Gained a lot of respect for ha when I saw how she handled herself during We Can't Stop and that drunk girl getting on stage. Best ever. Anyway, The Princess didn't seem to have impressed a lot of people but I think she could've shown a bit more had she stayed. Oh well.

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71 Mystique Summers Madison / 4,6

BITCH I AM FROM CHICAGO!
02: Steve D
Shantay you stay
06: Ketalina, Chris, Lukuzz, randomfurlong

Two-piece and a buscuit! I heard this bitch got much skinnier! Oh well, good for ha. Even if her facebook page doesn't really look anything more than a bunch of amateurish videos about how to contour ha face and shit like that. Mystique was not very... present on the show. I'll need to rewatch that season to remember ha.

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post 21st August 2015, 08:09 AM
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Laganja Estranja is bloody awful. Annoying, contrived, loud, obnoxious, needy. I LOVE her.
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post 21st August 2015, 08:10 AM
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That really was the filler section GAWD.

Tempest, Porkchop and MIMI IMFURST still to come... *.*
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post 21st August 2015, 10:03 AM
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61 :: 70

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70 Tempest DuJour / 4,625

Sashay away
01: Jack, Vulker
Shantay you stay
08: Pavel

Such a sweet likeable queen. Sweet and nice don't usually make a drag queen good though. She was potentially quite hilarious as well so all in all, it was sad to see her get eliminated so early.

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69 Mimi Imfurst / 4,733333333

Wrestle India away
-1: Rogue
Shantay you stay
07: Callum, Ketalina, Leonardo

I was quite shocked to see how successful she seems to be on the outside after being on the show! Doing stand-ups, getting roles and cameos in TV shows, etc. Crazay. She was quite terrible on the show with all the attention-seeking levels of which only Laganja managed to surpass a few years later. But all in all, a chaotic trainwreck she is, Mimi managed to stand out and not really be season 3's filler queen.

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68 Kandy Ho / 4,75

Swim away
02: Joe
Shantay you stay
07: Callum

If I wanted to see fish served on a weekly basis I'd have glued a carp on the screen and looked at it instead of watching Drag Race. What I mean is that there's really nothing to Kandy Ho. she was the ultimate filler queen of the season. She wasn't terrible and she definitely wasn't fabulous. If you come to win the only way to do it is stop winging it.

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67 Morgan McMichaels / 4,8

Sashay away
02: Chris
Shantay you stay
07: Leonardo, Steve D

So far the only queen ever to have won her first challenge but fail to reach the Top 5 (FOUR of the 7 winners were first challenge winners as well. crazay). I don't quite remember a lot about her so I'm not going to pretend I do and write some vague commentary about comedy in general or shift the focal point to Chicago and Second City or something. Oops

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66 Kenya Michaels / 4,875

Sashay away
-1: Rogue
Shantay you stay
08: Liam

Was Michelle on something when she decided to bring this annoying little bitch back?! PERRA! Now that Kenya came out as a transgender woman... well, nothing's changed since she looked like one anyway lolol

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65 Sonique / 4,933333333

Sashay away
03: Davidson, Liamshikari
Shantay you stay
07: Ketalina

what's a sonique and why is it here

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64 Kelly Mantle / 4,9375

Bacon away
00: Chris
Shantay you stay
08: Buzzjack's Power Duo 2016 (Pavel + Joe), Liam

Such a pity Kelly was eliminated so early. She was so fierce. I presume the whole dividing the cast into two groups was the main reason for that. She'd have at least stayed over Vivacious! Oh well, we'll never know now. And there's almost zero hope that she's coming back for All-Stars. Meh.

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63 Honey Mahogany / 5 (less 9s)

Caftan away
02: Vulker, Liamshikari
Shantay you stay
07: Buzzjack's Power Duo 2016 (Pavel + Joe), Ketalina

Failing to remember anything about her other than the whole caftan thing and the double elimination embarrassment. Oops. Not good.

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62 Monica Beverly Hillz / 5 (more 9s)

Sashay away
01: Jack, Liamshikari
Shantay you stay
09: Liam

Good for ha to admit she's transgender on the show but other than that what was memorable about her? lol i really don't know. I either need to rewatch season 5 or it just had too much attention on the whole Alyssa/Coco feud (and then ganging up on Jinkx when both of them were eliminated) to notice other people. Probably the latter.

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61 Victoria "Porkchop" Parker / 5,133333333

Sashay away
02: Vulker
Shantay you stay
07: Liamshikari, Joe

First ever eliminated queen of RPDR! I literally don't remember a thing about her though because I watched that episode while I was high or several years ago or during something far more 18+ i don't know f*** you

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post 21st August 2015, 10:27 AM
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Laganja was awful but I found her being a hot mess hilarious. Same goes for Monica's meltdown as well laugh.gif No huge losses so far though, I'm seeing myself in the highest score sections for a couple and thinking "wait why???".
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post 22nd August 2015, 05:54 PM
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No real losses there at all so far.

Gives me such great pleasure to see Laganja be so low
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post 22nd August 2015, 06:15 PM
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i SCREECHED at honey mahogany. tempest way too low sad.gif
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post 22nd August 2015, 07:54 PM
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the honey mahogany pic HAA. surprisingly none of my favs gone out yet ! and why didn't I give Milan a -1 ?? awful.

yas at my bottom 3 trio of hate tho
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post 27th August 2015, 03:36 PM
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Alaska as Laganja is way better than Laganja IRL

Mystique also gave me life in the reunion episode where she was claiming she flopped because her family were going to be kidnapped by Mexican drug dealers.
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post 30th August 2015, 02:10 PM
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post 30th August 2015, 09:02 PM
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less is more
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post 31st August 2015, 12:17 PM
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No shade but when you do a rate do the results need to take like months to do? I don't get it.
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post 1st September 2015, 07:56 AM
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No shade but, who are you?
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post 1st September 2015, 09:35 AM
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Seriously though - more please.
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post 2nd September 2015, 09:42 AM
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51 :: 60

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60 Lashauwn Beyond / 5,1875

Lashay away
03: Liamshikari
Shantay you stay
09: 152chris



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59 Vivacious / 5,25

Sashay away
00: Liamshikari
Shantay you stay
10: 152chris

One of the floppiest entrances on Drag Race ever. For Vivacious obviously. Ornacia stole the show by screwing up the zipper. Serving Annabelle realness <3 Vivacious was old so she got eliminated really quickly. End. They all lived happily ever after. Except for Vivacious. Because she got eliminated.

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58 Rebecca Glasscock / 5,466666667

Sashay away
02: Leonardo
Shantay you stay
09: Steve D, randomfurlong

She might be considered (at least by me angel.gif ) one of the bitchiest contestants on Drag Race but she's still a flop. She was incredibly unprofessional, cunty to everyone and didn't even serve much realness there. Despite all of that, Ru got her to 3rd place. Oh well, she didn't know that the show would grow to have 10 seasons overall in just a few years so I guess it's okay.

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57 Roxxxy Andrews / 5,5

Sashay away
00: Joe, Callum, Davidson
Shantay you stay
09: Jack, 152chris

Another thundercunt incoming. Easily Season 5's most unlikeable character who also reached Top 3. Oh Ru, you never learn. We saw glimpses of actual feelings when the production shoved Roxxxy's bus station story down our throats in every episode but did it change anything? Not really. #TeamJinkxForever

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56 Jade / 5,533333333

Sashay away
03: Liamshikari
Shantay you stay
08: Callum, Steve D

Not even sure if I'm using the right bitch though because I literally can't remember what she looks like. That's what picking the plainest most unGoogleable name ever and getting eliminated in like episode 2 do to you.

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55 Shannel / 5,666666667

Sashay away
-1: Adam
Shantay you stay
09: randomfurlong

Shannel was a mess. Overconfident hot style-over-substance ass mess. She was literally only able to dress well and put on make up. That's it really.

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54 Stacy Layne Matthews / 5,8

Sashay away
04: Vulker, Buzzjack's Duo of 2016 (Pavel & Joe)
Shantay you stay
08: Lukuzz



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53 Gia Gunn / 5,9375

Sashay away
03: Davidson
Shantay you stay
10: Joe

G-G-G-Gia. Serving fish since whatever year she was born. Annoying at times, quite filler-y, unable to be successful in any challenges, she is still ikonec JUST enough to not get a mention.

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52 Coco Montrese / 6

Sashay away
-1: Rogue
Shantay you stay
11: Leonardo // 10: Joe

And here we have our lowest placed 11. Not even making the Top 50. Poor hen. Coco is known for being really scary in her interview sections, a bitch to like half of the contestants, very yellow and the less fabulous party in the Alyssa/Coco feud they had throughout the entire season 5. Got a bit tedious towards the end but still better than nothing. Coco sent Alyssa home so she kinda won that battle, but lost the war when she got booted out the next week lolol. Anyway, the two of them are now friends and shit so it feels like the whole season was a waste now. Boo.

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51 Lineysha Sparx / 6,0625 (less 8s)

Sashay away
01: Liamshikari
Shantay you stay
09: 152chris

What's up with that Chris/Liamshikari love/hate thing anyway? Third time in this section they were on the same opposite sides of the spectrum with nobody else.

Anyway, Lineysha was eliminated in episode 5 and I always thought it was earlier because she really didn't shine at all despite winning the impersonation challenge (doing Tyra out of all people. what a waste :') ). So you can have the out of drag picture for Lineysha coz pretty hot~

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