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 22nd January 2011, 03:40 PM
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"April Ludgate was born in Björk’s house in Iceland and grew up on Easter Island, where her parents were giant stone heads. She has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of her hands and she can turn her legs into tigers. On Sundays, April enjoys reading Family Circus and traveling through time. Her favorite color is greenish-transparent and her favorite movie is the one you just watched."
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22nd January 2011, 04:45 PM
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thanks for being a sarcy lil bitch
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QUOTE(▲▲▲ @ Jan 22 2011, 06:40 PM)  "April Ludgate was born in Björk’s house in Iceland and grew up on Easter Island, where her parents were giant stone heads. She has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of her hands and she can turn her legs into tigers. On Sundays, April enjoys reading Family Circus and traveling through time. Her favorite color is greenish-transparent and her favorite movie is the one you just watched." LMFAO. I'm crying. |
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23rd January 2011, 06:29 PM
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I'm properly hooked now.
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23rd January 2011, 07:03 PM
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QUOTE(Illuminato @ Jan 23 2011, 06:29 PM) I'm properly hooked now. Haha! I knew it would happen. The quality of season two went up drastically with each episode. IN LOVE. |
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23rd January 2011, 07:10 PM
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“Tammy is a mean person. She’s a grade-A bitch. Every time she laughs, an angel dies. Even telemarketers avoid her. Her birth was payback for the sins of man, but you know the worst thing about her?”
“She works for the library.” This is seriously AMAZING. I hope Tina Fey won't see this but i think it might even be better than 30 Rock comedy shows wise. |
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23rd January 2011, 07:11 PM
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THIS IS HOW YOU EAT IT. |
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23rd January 2011, 07:15 PM
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QUOTE(Illuminato @ Jan 23 2011, 07:10 PM) “Tammy is a mean person. She’s a grade-A bitch. Every time she laughs, an angel dies. Even telemarketers avoid her. Her birth was payback for the sins of man, but you know the worst thing about her?” “She works for the library.” This is seriously AMAZING. I hope Tina Fey won't see this but i think it might even be better than 30 Rock comedy shows wise. Both bitches! I go through cycles between the two. Parks & Recreation is definitely my favourite comedy right now though. |
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23rd January 2011, 07:16 PM
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QUOTE(▲▲▲ @ Jan 23 2011, 10:11 PM) THIS IS HOW YOU EAT IT. 
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23rd January 2011, 07:20 PM
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QUOTE(Illuminato @ Jan 23 2011, 07:16 PM) HAH. RONSWAN! |
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28th January 2011, 07:52 AM
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"I think it's my allergies...I've already vomited like, 5 times today."
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28th January 2011, 04:33 PM
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Uh-oh. Be careful. The floor and the wall just switched.
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28th January 2011, 04:52 PM
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Was I wearing a tiara when I came in here? Because if you happen upon it, would you have Lady Pennyface retrieve it and send it post-hence?
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28th January 2011, 05:27 PM
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28th January 2011, 10:36 PM
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Epic episode
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4th February 2011, 12:28 PM
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Pawnee. First in friendship, fourth in obesity.
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4th February 2011, 07:03 PM
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Pawnee, Home of the Julie Andrews Lawsuit.
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4th February 2011, 07:06 PM
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You are the person that's been emailing me about Twilight. I thought you'd be younger... and a girl.
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11th February 2011, 02:33 PM
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It rubbed off. From friction.
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11th February 2011, 02:38 PM
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I know Tammy seems scary, but really she's just a manipulative, psychotic, library book pedaling sex crazed She Demon.
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25th February 2011, 09:42 PM
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Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
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