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 If I Judged Drag Race, how it SHOULD have gone |
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 1st May 2021, 03:11 PM
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Tatianna making the final makes SO much sense to me. She got done DIRTY in that comedy/advert challenge thing
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1st May 2021, 03:19 PM
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For me the deserved double shantay would have been Asia vs Vixen I think- although I do think it made sense for New Attitude (I think Eureka won)
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1st May 2021, 04:29 PM
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Brown cow, stunning!
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The fan reaction to Vixen being in a double shantay at all would be something else
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10th May 2021, 12:43 PM
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DRAG RACE THAILAND SEASON 2
I'm gonna do this differently and just change each week rather than the whole competition, just say how I would have judged each week as it went. EPISODE 1: Re-Born This Way WIN - Angele High - Tormai, Gimhuay, Srimala Low - Silver Sonic Bottom 2: Mocha Diva, M Stranger Fox M Stranger Fox eliminated Angele's was stunning, I guess she won the photo thing anyway but I'd give her this win over Srimala but I did love Srimala's. EPISODE 2: Under The Rainbow WIN - Vanda High - Genie Low - Mocha Diva Bottom 2: Srimala, Silver Sonic Silver eliminated Srimala literally just wore the most basic white dress  Actually gave it to Vanda as the only one who thought about it differently rather than it being a cloud or rainbow.EPISODE 3: Thai Beauty WIN - Bandit High - Gimhuay, Angele Low - Kana Bottom 2: Tormai, Katy Killer Katy Killer eliminated Didn't get how Maya won tbh, Bandit ate and Angele should have been high. EPISODE 4: Wedding Makeover WIN - Angele High - Genie, Gimhuay Low - Kana Bottom 2: Tormai, Kandy Tormai eliminated Would have had Tormai going here, her bride looked AWFUL and don't get how she wasn't bottom. Will be carrying on as if she's here for later episodes! Gonna keep it as if she's in the episodes she's in later just becasue it's easy but see how many times she'll be bottom, I like her but she wasn't great at the show tbh EPISODE 5: Hollywood Inpsirations WIN (challenge) - Genie High (challenge) - Bandit, Angele, Kana Low (challenge): Tormai WIN (runway) - Gimhuay High (runway) - Vanda, Bandit Low (runway) - Angele, Kana Bottom 2: Srimala, Maya Maya eliminated Kana even being bottom 2 was kinda ridiculous, for them to then make a double sashay out of a great lipsync just because Kana had been bottom 2 times prior was also ridic. I've judged this solo and Genie CARRIED and had her moment here. EPISODE 6: Power Of Speech WIN (challenge): Angele, Mocha Diva High (challenge): Gimhuay WIN (runway): Vanda High (runway): Gimhuay Low (runway): Srimala DISQ: Gimhuay Bottom 2: Mocha Diva, Tormai Mocha Diva eliminated Usually I don't like the winner of the challenge being bottom, but Mocha's runway for this was HIDEOUS, and she did lose the lipsync. EPISODE 7: Food Lover WIN - Angele High - Srimala Low - Vanda Bottom 2: Genie, Tormai Genie eliminated Unfortunately a bad week for Genie, Genie still going  I think had it been an English lipsync song we'd have seen her do well and possibly stay.EPISODE 8: Snatch Game WIN (challenge) - Bandit High (challenge) - Srimala Low (challenge) - Vanda, Angele WIN (runway) - Bandit High (runway) - Angele Low (runway) - Srimala Bottom 2: Vanda, Tormai Tormai eliminated RETURN: Kandy, Kana Srimala did so well in Snatch Game, Vanda struggled both so I'd save Srimala. Tormai filling the bottom 2 up again Her Snatch Game was fine but she shouldn't have won as she did in th real show and her outfit for the reveal runway was reaaaally not it.EPISODE 9: Thai Musical WIN (challenge) - Vanda High (challenge) - Kandy, Bandit Low (challenge) - Srimala, Angele WIN (runway) - Kandy Low (runway) - Kana, Angele Bottom 2: Angele, Kana Double shantay Wouldn't change this double shantay lipsync, one of the emotional moments of the season. Kandy is a superstar and ATE this, but Vanda doesn't speak Thai and killed a musical entirely in Thai so I'd have to give this one to her. EPISODE 10: Family Superheroes WIN (excerise class challenge) - Kana WIN (runway) - Kandy High (runway) - Angele Low (runway) - Vanda Bottom 2: Bandit, Srimala Srimala eliminated Vanda running out of steam but Srimala goes to Bandit, the only thing I changed. EPISODE 11: White Elephants/I Will Survive WIN (music video challenge): Kandy High (challenge): Vanda WIN (runway): Kandy Bottom 3: Angele, Bandit, Kana Bandit and Kana eliminated Angele was clearly the weakest in the music video, Kandy ATE but Vanda did really well too so I'm not putting her in the bottom here, Kana is instead, so she's not making the final. Hate to eliminated Bandit but not her week, you cna't have Angele not making it. Finale: Top 3 - Vanda (2 challenge wins, 1 runway win) Angele (4 challenge wins) Kandy (1 challenge win, 3 runway wins) Angele of course still wins, Vanda has too many stumbles but it would have been nice for her to make the final. Kandy is a superstar but couldn't quite topple Angele. |
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10th May 2021, 03:04 PM
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Vanda in that musical in a language she didn't speak is one of the best performances in Drag Race imo.
Kandy did make the most out of a small part but getting the win for it was a bit much. |
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10th May 2021, 10:28 PM
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QUOTE(J00prstar @ May 10 2021, 04:04 PM)  Vanda in that musical in a language she didn't speak is one of the best performances in Drag Race imo. Kandy did make the most out of a small part but getting the win for it was a bit much. Honestly!! People struggle with a bog standard character that's slightly out of their comfort zone sometimes on Drag Race and then Vanda just goes and slays a whole performance in one of the hardest languages to learn that she doesn't speak, I forgot how great that was until my recent re-watch. |
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12th June 2021, 11:10 AM
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Brown cow, stunning!
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DRAG RACE DOWN UNDER - MY WAY
Now we're near the end, here's how Drag Race Down Under should have gone, and boy is this a mess EPISODE 1: Hometown/Born Naked WIN: Art High: Etcetera, Karen Low: Jojo Bottom 2: Elektra, Coco Coco eliminated Art really should have had this win, Etc really should have been top over Scarlet. I think Coco's first outfit was so absymal she easily deserved bottom over Jojo and I think she would still go here sadly, I have to do it anyway. We are not losing the star of the season episode 1 x EPISODE 2: Snatch Game WIN: Anita High: Etcetera, Elektra Low: Jojo Bottom 2: Art, Karen Art eliminated The judging bullshit here was where the season already jumped the shark Obv it's speculation how Jojo might have done, but in the swathe of lows this episode most of them didn't deserve it. I'm gonna go Art and Karen and just still have their "omg Art went early" gag.EPISODE 3: Queens Down Under WIN: Elektra High: Anita, Kita, Etcetera Low: Jojo Bottom 2: Maxi, Karen Karen eliminated This was a really hard one, I was going to do it by teams but I've gone the reverse of Snatch Game and put a few highs since I think that bunch all did really well. I've given Elektra the win because it was just SUCH bullshit that "standing out too much" was a bad thing, as if it's her fault Maxi and Karen gave nothing? Kita managed just fine not to be outshone. Art I've just put low instead of Karen in the bottom, not sure a girl group challenge would be her bag. Jojo I think would do ok but idk. Karen would go here I think, and that would be fitting plus I don't think the season loses anything from her going early. EPISODE 4: Rucylced RETURN: Art WIN: Maxi High: Elektra, Scarlet Low: Anita Bottom 2: Jojo, Etcetera Jojo eliminated Maxi smashed this, Scarlet was good too but Elektra deserved high for sure! I can't see a design challenge being Jojo's thing so I've thrown her in the bottom with Etc and put her out of her misery being low practically the whole series I wasn't gonna do the Art return thing but hmm, it's a mess without and I guess hr personality was needed. My alternative was just not have her return and Maxi/Etc bottom 2 the next episode would be a double shantay but I don't think Etc should have even been bottom really.EPISODE 5: Marketing Hats WIN: Elektra High: Anita, Kita Low: Art Bottom 2: Maxi, Scarlet Scarlet eliminated Not a great challenge but Elektra easily won, Anita I could see doing well too. I'm taking Scarlet out here as I do think she was unfairly inflated all season and if Etc was in the bottom for piss jokes, how was hers ok? Maybe that's not being totally fair but eh. I know she murdered Maxi in the Better The Devil You Know lipsync, but it's hard to see anyone beating Maxi embodying the song so much. EPISODE 6: Makeover WIN: Kita High: Elektra Low: Anita Bottom 2: Art, Maxi Maxi eliminated Anita could go either way, but I've put Art in the bottom as there was no family resemblance and that.... is the challenge. EPISODE 7: Talent Show WIN: Anita Bottom 2: Art, Etcetera Art eliminated Total shot in the dark here, without Scarlet here I think Anita could do comedy or something and smash it. Art shold have been bottom in the first place and idk what Etc could do here but she makes it to the final anyway. Top 4: Anita Wigl'it (2 wins, no bottoms) Etcetera (0 wins, 2 bottoms) Kita Mean (1 win, no bottoms) Elektra Shock (2 wins, 1 bottom) Any of the Kiwi queens would be great, Etc deserved better than she got though! |
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12th June 2021, 11:25 AM
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Going to politely disagree- I do really enjoy Elektra but her verse was so basic on Queens Down Under, her dress was very safe in the design challenge and her runway makeup deffo meant that Kkkaren deserved top over her for me!
But I would LOVE to have seen all the Kiwi queens in that final |
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14th August 2021, 11:04 AM
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Drag Race España
EPISODE 1: Rummage Sale WIN: Hugaceo High: Carmen, Sagittaria Low: Arantxa Bottom 2: Pupi, The Macarena The Macarena eliminated Pupi being saved from the bottom here was absoute RIGGORY, I don't think Dovima should have even been low let alone bottom also. I've given the win to Hugaceo still, almost went for Sagittaria but I do think Hugaceo knocked this out of the park and did something totally different that cemented her style. EPISODE 2: Divas WIN: Killer Queen High: Carmen Low: Arantxa Bottom 2: Hugaceo, Drag Vulcano Drag Vulcano eliminated Hugaceo's verse I felt was so awkward, I thought this challenge was awful though and really only Killer stood out as the winner to me. EPISODE 3: Mocatriz WIN: Sagittaria High: Arantxa, Killer Queen Bottom 2: Inti, Dovima Inti quits Keeping the winner the same here, other than that boosting Arantxa and Killer Queen a bit. I'm still having Inti quitting, she was in the bottom for this episode and I think she would have probably lost the lipsync anyway sadly. EPISODE 4: Snatch Game WIN: Killer Queen High: Sagittaria, Dovima Low: Arantxa Bottom 2: Carmen, Hugaceo Hugaceo eliminated I can't disagree with the winner, but I've put Dovima top over Pupi. Carmen I actually feel was worse than Arantxa and deserved bottom but then they just did the whole random Ball to almost invalidate Snatch Game. I guess based on that, yeah it was the right bottom 2, but I'm basing this off Snatch Game as that Ball should have been its own challenge. EPISODE 5: Acting WIN: Carmen High: Pupi Low: Killer Queen Bottom 2: Sagittaria, Arantxa Arantxa eliminated Pupi was great and for once this season deserved the praise she got, but Carmen won this EASY! Arantxa's luck would run out here I feel. EPISODE 6: Roast WIN: Carmen High: Killer Queen Bottom 2: Pupi, Dovima Dovima eliminated/quits/refuses About right as it transpired. EPISODE 7: Makeover WIN: Carmen Bottom 2: Pupi, Sagittaria Pupi eliminated Only thing I disagree with here was them just randomly having a bottom 3, no need and Pupi still goes. EPISODE 8: Finale Carmen wins |
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26th August 2021, 10:47 PM
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Brown cow, stunning!
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Now we've reached the final, it's time to judge...
ALL STARS 6 I'm going to stick to a bottom 2 for every week, I feel they mess it up too often and it comes across EPISODE 1: Talent Show WIN: Ra'Jah High: Eureka, Scarlet Low: Silky Bottom 2: Trinity, Serena Ra'Jah vs. Coco - Uptown Funk - Coco wins Serena eliminated by group vote I think the lipsync could have been a tie to be honest but we didn't need two ties in a row I could have put Silky bottom over Serena but I do think being forced to do that song because of copyright did mar the act, and Serena was a bit lost in the sea of lipsync acts. Eureka I feel did the best of the lipsync acts as hers stood out as something different but Scarlet and Ra'Jah were the clear best for me.EPISODE 2: Blue Ball WIN: Ra'Jah High: Eureka, Scarlet Low: Yara Bottom 2: Silky, Jiggly Ra'Jah vs. Brooke - Miss You Much - TIE Jiggly eliminated by group vote and Ra'Jah's choice Same tops as week 1, I had to edge it for Scarlet over Kylie given her Blue Bonanza look  I would have opted for Eureka for this week if it wasn't for her padding in the last look, perhaps controversially. Silky was easily the worst (seriously HOW was she safe over Akeria) but I can't see her being eliminated in this situation although track record would justify it, plus it makes the rest of the season hard to do in this thing EPISODE 3: Side Hustles WIN: Pandora High: Ra'Jah, Trinity, Yara Low: Jan Bottom 2: Silky, A'Keria Pandora vs. Laganja - Physical - Laganja wins Silky eliminated by group vote I actually would give this one to Pandora, of any of the team I thought Trinity was a stretch but fit given that Laganja was the LSA. Imagine the even grander scale of murder if Pandora had faced her instead EPISODE 4: Superbowl Rusical WIN: Trinity High: Jan, Kylie Low: Pandora Bottom 2: Ginger, Yara Trinity vs Jessica - Womanizer - Trinity wins Yara eliminated by Trinity's vote Rewatching this made me feel kinda mad at Pandora's effort? She had by far the funniest bit and it felt like she just did the bare minimum and felt that a funny verse would see her through, had she gone even a BIT harder I feel she could have won this one. Easy bottom 2 though here, and Yara was so defeated I can't see how she would have stayed.EPISODE 5: Pink Table Talk WIN: Eureka High: A'Keria, Trinity Low: Pandora Bottom 2: Jan, Kylie Eureka vs. Mayhem - Phone - Eureka wins Jan eliminated by Eureka's vote Eureka not winning this is one of the bizarre in All Stars history imo, Ginger really?! Scarlet was in no way worse than Pandora giving NOTHING, Jan not really opening up and Kylie just being there, so we're losing Jan a bit earlier here to no surprise as I'm not a fan of hers obv. EPISODE 6: RuMerican Horror Story WIN: Ginger High: Scarlet, Pandora Bottom 2: Eureka, A'Keria Ginger vs Manila - Dirrrty - Ginger wins A'Keria eliminated by Ginger's vote This would be right up Scarlet's street, I was toying with her winning this as she could kill the Lea Michele character I feel, not sure how either of them would do with a Dirrrty lipsync but I can't see how Ginger couldn't camp it up and win against Manila, especially if they played off each other. EPISODE 7: Show Up Queen WIN: Trinity High: Ra'Jah, Kylie, Eureka Bottom 2: Pandora, Scarlet Trinity vs. Alexis - Dance Again - Alexis wins Pandora eliminated by the group's vote Not changing this in terms of the tops, Scarlet wouldn't be in her wheelhouse here so takes Jan's place but it would be Pandora's time to go in this instance. EPISODE 8: Snatch Game WIN: Kylie & Ginger High: Eureka Bottom 2: Scarlet, Trinity Kylie vs. Ginger - Sugar Walls - Ginger wins Scarlet eliminated by Ginger's vote I can't choose a winner, so I'm gonna sadly take Heidi out and do a lipsync of this top 2. They worked so well together, and Kylie with a redemption plus Ginger with a second Snatch Game win both feel so right, great Snatch Games in different ways. I'm unsure on Scarlet on Snatch Game since she didn't get there in S11, she could do ok but I can't see her doing well enough to scrape through and she would probably go here sadly as she only has one win to Trinity's two and this would be her second week in a row in the bottom. EPISODE 9: Drag Tots WIN: Ra'Jah High: Trinity Bottom 2: Kylie, Eureka Ra'Jah vs. Kameron - Boom Clap - Kameron wins Kylie eliminated by the group's vote I'm pretending here the group would fair and Kylie would go over Eureka, but in reality they would vote Eureka out EPISODE 10: Lipsync Smackdown Serena vs. Jiggly - Free Your Mind - Jiggly wins Silky vs. Jiggly - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Silky wins Silky vs. Yara - Point Of No Return - Silky wins Silky vs. Jan - Song For The Lonely - Silky wins Silky - Barbie Girl Silky vs. Pandora - Heartbreaker - Silky wins Silky vs. Scarlet - Focus - Silky wins Silky vs. Kylie - Since U Been Gone - Kylie wins and returns Whist I think Jan did win the Heartbreaker one, I can't see Pandora doing the same to that song, the others prior to the last one I will give to Silky. Kylie could easily win SUBG! EPISODE 11: Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent Monologues WIN: Eureka Bottom 2: Trinity, Ra'Jah Jaida vs. Eureka - Good Golly Miss Molly - Jaida wins Trinity eliminated by the group's vote I think this was the right bottom 2, neither were bad but Ra'Jah for sure stumbled a bit and Trinity struggled with pacing, plus of the two she has been inconsistent and would miss out on a finale spot here, so I have the same finalists as the real thing! TOP 4: Eureka (2 wins, 2 bottoms) Ginger (2 wins, 1 bottom) Kylie (1 win, 2 bottoms) Ra'Jah wins (3 wins, 1 bottom) Ra'Jah feels like the right winner for this season for me on balance! |
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17th September 2021, 11:39 PM
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Brown cow, stunning!
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Drag Race Holland Season 2
Let's fix the complete bullshit f***ery, with some Keta bias instead of Vivaldi and Vanessa x EPISODE 1: Talent Show WIN: Keta High: Vivaldi, My Little Puny Low: Tabitha Bottom 2: Reggy, Juicy Juicy eliminated Pretty similar, I'm keeping just the two highs as it would normally be though and Tabitha I've put low instead of Ivy as I feel hers was super shaky. EPISODE 2: Design WIN: The Countess High: Vanessa, Keta Low: Tabitha Bottom 2: Ivy-Elyse, Reggy Reggy eliminated[b] The highs were weird here but otherwise I agreed. [b]EPISODE 3: Snatch Game WIN: Vivaldi High: Keta, My Little Puny Low: Ivy-Elyse Bottom 2: Love Masisi, The Countess The Countess eliminated Agree with the tops, but I gave Vivaldi the win solo on balance  Ivy I think could have been saved as she at least tried to have some catchphrases and personality, Countess bombed as of course did Love Masisi with her "SLAVE TO THE RHYTHM!!". In this scenario they'd pull some bullshit to save Countess probably, but as it's me... I'm having her go here as I can't see her out lipsyncing Love.EPISODE 4: Cinderella Rusical WIN: My Little Puny High: Keta, Tabitha Low: Vivaldi Bottom 2: Vanessa, Ivy-Elyse Ivy-Elyse eliminated I'm agreeing with the tops here, Ivy deserved bottom but I'm also singling out Vivaldi, and Vanessa should have been here in the first place. I'm unsure how the lipsync would go tbh but Ivy had hit a wall at this point. EPISODE 5: Makeover WIN: Keta High: Vanessa, Vivaldi Low: My Little Puny Bottom 2: Love Masisi, Tabitha Love Masisi eliminated Gonna guess this wouldn't be Love's thing, Puny did not deserve bottom and Keta was robbed x EPISODE 6: Chat Show WIN: Keta High: My Little Puny Bottom 2: Vanessa, Vivaldi Vivaldi DISQUALIFIED Vanessa was clearly the worst here, her and Vivaldi were the right bottom 2 but Vivaldi should have just been disqualified. EPISODE 7: Crime acting WIN: My Little Puny Bottom 2: Vanessa, Tabitha Vanessa eliminated As I said in the main thread, bullshittery of the highest degree. EPISODE 8: Finale Keta (3 wins, no bottoms) My Little Puny (2 wins, no bottoms) Tabitha (no wins, 2 bottoms) Ik we haven't seen the finale yet but Keta wins obv x |
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22nd December 2021, 03:12 AM
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Brown cow, stunning!
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DRAG RACE CANADA
WEEK 1: Coat Check Couture WIN Icesis High: Kimora, Stephanie Low: Beth Bottom 2: Eve, Gia Eve eliminated Eve going here I think was right, she just wasn't in the right headspace this season and she genuinely was the worst this week. I've put Kimora high over Suki just because Suki didn't use as much of the cloakroom materials, Icesis was 100% the right winner! WEEK 2: Rusical WIN Pythia High: Gia, Kendall Low Beth Bottom 2: Icesis, Oceane Oceane eliminated Pythia ATE this week, otherwise I agree with the other tops. Synthia was great but I feel like it was just because of her voice, the actual part was merely fine. WEEK 3 Screech! WIN: Gia High: Adriana, Suki Low Kendall Bottom 2: Synthia, Stephanie Stephanie eliminated I'd narrowly give Gia this win, otherwise pretty much agree with how it went but Suki deserved high, as Eve is not here. WEEK 4 Snatch Game WIN: Synthia High: Pythia, Gia Low Suki Bottom 2: Beth, Adriana Beth eliminated Synthia absolutely ate this week ofc, I suppose Pythia and Gia would be top but it wasn't a vintage Snatch Game. Beth would go here, feasibly she would do bad enough to save Suki from bottom 2. WEEK 5 Bye Flop! WIN Gia High Adriana, Synthia Low Suki Bottom 2: Kendall, Kimora Kimora eliminated I toyed with Adriana winning here, but I get why Gia did as the leader of the group. Synthia should have been high wbk, I'm losing Kimora here as she had petered out by now and she wasn't great here. WEEK 6 Ball WIN Pythia High Gia, Icesis, Suki Low Adriana Bottom 2: Synthia, Kendall Kendall eliminated IMAGINE the power of a ball with Suki here too! I can hardly choose between Pythia, Gia or Icesis to win and I know that Suki would put up a fight too. I'm being biased and keeping Synthia over Kendall as Kendall was pushign her luck still being here anyway. WEEK 7 Roast WIN Icesis High Synthia Low Pythia Bottom 2: Suki, Gia Suki eliminated I think Suki would come undone here, Pythia saved from the bottom 2 by her runway. Synthia would slay this but I've gone Icesis to win, in this fantasy world she would keep to her timings and kill it. WEEK 8 Makeover WIN Icesis High Gia, Pythia Bottom 2: Synthia, Adriana Adriana eliminated Icesis bottom for making THAT garment was insane, again it could have been Pythia but I went Icesis. Adriana, having petered out a bit, loses out here. WEEK 9: Reunion F*** it I'm doing a shock and gag... Pythia is eliminated after the lipsync tournament, her lipsyncs were not good and I can't see Synthia losing here unless it's rigga morris, as much as Pythia was certainly more of a finalist. Finale: Gia (2 wins, 2 bottoms) Icesis (3 wins, 1 bottom) Synthia (1 win, 3 bottoms) 1st Icesis Couture WIN-BTM2-SAFE-SAFE-SAFE-HIGH-WIN-WIN-IN-WINNER 2nd/3rd Gia Metric BTM2-HIGH-WIN-HIGH-WIN-HIGH-BTM2-HIGH-IN-RUNNERUP 2nd/3rd Synthia Kiss SAFE-SAFE-BTM2-WIN-HIGH-BTM2-HIGH-BTM2-IN-RUNNERUP 4th Pythia SAFE-WIN-SAFE-HIGH-SAFE-WIN-LOW-HIGH-ELIM 5th Adriana SAFE-SAFE-HIGH-BTM2-HIGH-LOW-SAFE-ELIM 6th Suki Doll SAFE-SAFE-HIGH-LOW-LOW-HIGH-ELIM 7th Kendall Gender SAFE-HIGH-LOW-SAFE-BTM2-ELIM 8th Kimora Amour HIGH-SAFE-SAFE-SAFE-ELIM 9th Beth LOW-LOW-SAFE-ELIM 10th Stephanie Prince HIGH-SAFE-ELIM 11th Oceane Aqua-Black SAFE-ELIM 12th Eve 600 ELIM |
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25th December 2021, 03:00 AM
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Brown cow, stunning!
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DRAG RACE ITALIA
Episode 1: Italian Style WIN Farida High Divinity Low Ava Bottom 2: Luquisha, Ivana Ivana eliminated Episode 2: Commercial WIN Enorma High Elecktra, Divnity Low Luquisha Bottom 2: Le Riche, Ava Ava eliminated Episode 3: Rusical WIN Luquisha High Farida Bottom 2: Divinity, Le Riche Divinity eliminated Episode 4: Snatch Game WIN Elecktra High Le Riche Bottom 2: Farida, Luquisha double shantay because... DISQ Enorma Episode 5: Makeover WIN Farida High Elecktra Bottom 2: Luquisha, Le Riche Luquisha eliminated Episode 6: Finale WINNER Farida Kant WIN-SAFE-HIGH-BTM2-WIN-WINNER 2nd/3rd Elecktra Bionic SAFE-HIGH-SAFE-WIN-HIGH-RUNNERUP 2nd/3rd Le Riche SAFE-BTM2-SAFE-HIGH-BTM2-RUNNERUP 4th Luquisha Lubamba BTM2-LOW-WIN-BTM2-ELIM 5th Enorma Jean SAFE-WIN-SAFE-DISQ 6th Divinity HIGH-HIGH-ELIM 7th Ava Hangar LOW-ELIM 8th Ivana Vamp ELIM As much as I wanted Elecktra to win, it just didn't make sense still lmao |
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2nd January 2022, 10:19 AM
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down with jakewild
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omg we would have been denied so many amazing moments if eve had gone home first !
honestly for CDR2 i would have kept most of the judgements the same apart from snatch game. adriana should have been in the bottom and gone home imo. |
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2nd January 2022, 07:17 PM
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Brown cow, stunning!
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QUOTE(152chris @ Jan 2 2022, 10:19 AM) omg we would have been denied so many amazing moments if eve had gone home first ! True, I'm not sure Beth really would have done much other than be filler for the season, I just think judging the first challenge alone Eve deserved to go! |
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10th April 2022, 02:44 PM
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Brown cow, stunning!
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Season 14 (aka what if Willow was fully pushed and RuPaul hated Jorgeous x)
EPISODE 1: Talent Show 1 WIN Willow High Kornbread, Kerri Low Alyssa Bottom 2: Orion, June Orion fake elim Kicking off with Willow starting as the favourite, it also gives something different winning the talent show instead of two uptempo original song lipsyncs. I think Kerri deserved a high here over Bosco, the rest I agreed with. EPISODE 2: Talent Show 2 WIN Angeria HIGH Jasmine, Lady Camden LOW Maddy Bottom 2: Daya, Deja Daya fake elim Swapping Jasmine for Jorgeous' high as I found it more entertaining, everything is the same otherwise. EPISODE 3: Ball WIN Willow, Angeria HIGH Lady Camden, Orion LOW Kornbread, Jorgeous Bottom 2: Maddy, June June elim I judged this with one from each group so a double win, for each of the talent winners who begin to dominate the beginning of the compettiion! I toyed with Alyssa high over Orion, but I thought it would be a nice brief comeback moment for Orion. Not me swapping the judges' low for the judges' high EPISODE 4: Supertease WIN Angeria HIGH DeJa, Willow LOW Orion Story Bottom 2: Jorgeous, Alyssa Alyssa elim DeJa could have won this but Angeria gets an impressive 3 for 3 here! Jorgeous fully should have been bottom here along with Orion low but the elim isn't changed. EPISODE 5: Save A Queen WIN Bosco HIGH Lady Camden, Angeria LOW Jasmine Bottom 2: Jorgeous, Orion Orion elim Any of this top 3 could won this, but Bosco breaking through here makes sense, same judging as the real one actually! EPISODE 6: Glamazon Prime WIN Lady Camden HIGH Angeria, Willow, Daya LOW Jorgeous Bottom 2: Maddy, Kerri Maddy elim Again, me demolishing Jorgeous - I promise I don't hate her Angeria and Willow's were simple but effective, Lady Camden definitely made the best garment this week and deserved a win, Kerri had NO business avoiding the bottom!EPISODE 7: Daytona Wind WIN Lady Camden TOP 2: Jasmine HIGH Willow, Bosco, Daya No elim but DeJa and Angie the clear bottom 2 I'm not going to get into changing whether an episode is elim or not (I may do a separate fantasy thread for a season that didn't have loads of non elims), so keeping this as a non elim. Fairly similar judging here but I think Jasmine was absolutely hilarious and I'd have her in the top with Lady Camden, ofc Camden would still win that lipsync *.* EPISODE 8: 60s girl groups WIN Bosco, Willow, Daya HIGH Angeria, DeJa LOW Kerri Bottom 2: Jorgeous, Jasmine double shantay to Something's Got A Hold On Me which fits better here Being that this was a group challenge, this absolutely should have been a group win! EPISODE 9: Dragcon Panels WIN DeJa HIGH Willow, Bosco LOW Lady Camden Bottom 2: Jorgeous, Jasmine Jorgeous elim Almost gave this to Willow too but I need to be a bit balanced and DeJa KILLED this episode more than she did Snatch Game tbh! Lady Camden faltered a bit here so gets her only low, and Jasmine vs Jorgeous mark II leads to Jorgeous going earlier than in the real show, given her lipsync to Heartbreak Hotel's remix I can see Jasmine definitely winning to Unbreak My Heart's remix (which I've swapped with Something's Got A Hold On Me as I said). EPISODE 10: Snatch Game WIN DeJa Bottom: everyone else EPISODE 11: Lipsync LaLaPaRuza Willow vs Bosco - Never Too Much - Willow wins Jasmine vs Daya - Respect - Daya wins Angeria vs Camden vs Kerri - Radio - Lady Camden wins Angeria vs. Bosco - Don't Let Go - Angeria wins Jasmine vs. Kerri - Love Don't Cost A Thing - Jasmine wins Bosco vs. Kerri - Swept Away - Bosco wins, Kerri elim EPISODE 12: Moulin Ru WIN Lady Camden HIGH Daya LOW Angeria Bottom 2: Bosco, Jasmine Bosco CHOC Keeping this fairly similar, however Angeria was clearly worse than DeJa so I've got her low. With Jasmine instead of Jorgeous, I still think the lipsync would be the same outcome. EPISODE 13: Roast of Ross Matthews WIN Bosco HIGH Willow, Lady Camden Bottom 3: DeJa, Daya, Jasmine Jasmine and DeJa elim Bosco had to win this, didn't change anything really, Jasmine in place of Jorgeous. EPISODE 14: Catwalk Rumix WIN Daya HIGH Lady Camden Bottom 2: Angeria, Bosco Bosco elim Daya wining gives her two wins to catch up a little to Willow, Camden and Angeria with 3, so we go into the final with things evened out a bit. Bosco CHOC-WIN-ELIM is also kinda iconic lmfao, although the top 5 finale is fine by me really we may as well have a proper elim here, I think Bosco could have maybe won Telephone over Angie but eh Final 4 track records: Angeria Paris VanMicheals N/A-WIN-WIN-WIN-HIGH-HIGH-SAFE-HIGH-SAFE-BTM7-IN-LOW-SAFE-BTM2 Daya Betty N/A-ELIM-RTRN+SAFE-SAFE-SAFE-HIGH-HIGH-WIN-SAFE-BTM7-IN-HIGH-BTM3-WIN Lady Camden N/A-HIGH-HIGH-SAFE-HIGH-WIN-WIN-SAFE-LOW-BTM7-IN-WIN-HIGH-HIGH Willow Pill WIN-N/A-WIN-HIGH-SAFE-HIGH-HIGH-WIN-HIGH-BTM7-IN-SAFE-HIGH-SAFE |
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11th September 2022, 12:23 AM
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Brown cow, stunning!
Joined: 7 December 2009
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Drag Race Canada 3
EPISODE 1: Design WIN Lady Boom Boom HIGH Bom Bae, Kaos LOW Miss Fiercalicious BTM2: Miss Moço, Halal Bae - Halal elim Keeping this pretty much the same except I think Bom edged up Jada for that top slot, LBB stomped tho EPISODE 2: Awards WIN Chelazon LaRoux HIGH Kimmy Couture, Miss Fiercalicious LOW Irma Gerd BTM2: Miss Moço, Jada Shada Hudson - Moço elim This was a weak comedy challenge but Chelazon was genuinely the funniest imo!! EPISODE 3: Lipsync duets WIN Lady Boom Boom, Kimmy Couture HIGH Jada Shada Hudson, Irma Gerd LOW Bom Bae, Miss Fiercalicious BTM2 Kaos, Chelazon LaRoux - Kaos elim This absolutely should have been judged in pairs since they came up with the routine together and a lot of it was about chemistry and performing in a pair, and LBB/Kimmy were robbed, so LBB pulls ahead as a huge front runner with 2 out of 3 wins! EPISODE 4: Design WIN Gisèle Lullaby HIGH Lady Boom Boom, Kimmy Couture LOW Irma Gerd BTM2 Jada Shada Hudson, Chelazon LaRoux - Chelazon elim Gisèle comes out of the gate with a win, and the power duo of LBB and Kimmy fly high again - Chelazon despite her win still goes fairly early. EPISODE 5: Snatch Game WIN Irma Gerd HIGH Gisèle Lullaby, Vivian Vanderpuss LOW Bom Bae BTM2 Lady Boom Boom, Kimmy Couture - double shantay Pulling some producer shenanigans here, not losing LBB this early idc! Irma I feel was slightly better in Snatch Game, Gisèle had some great physical comedy but it was a bit one note and I always feel it's easier to do a historical figure where there isn't much to pull from or imitate. EPISODE 6: Branding WIN Miss Fiercalicious HIGH Vivian Vanderpuss, Jada Shada Hudson LOW Gisèle Lullaby BTM2 Irma Gerd, Bom Bae - double sashay Miss Fiercalicious breaks out from being main character to serious contender as her upwards momentums peaks, a double sashay to make up for last week's double shantay and tbh this lipsync could have facilitated that oops. EPISODE 7: Rusical WIN Vivian Vanderpuss HIGH Miss Fiercalicious, Kimmy Couture LOW Jada Shada Hudson BTM2 Gisèle Lullaby, Lady Boom Boom - Gisèle elim Probably my most controversial outcome, I've eliminated Gisèle here! With Irma gone, I could see LBB doing worse than the others left and I think she'd eat Gisèle up in that lipsync oops. EPISODE 8: Ball WIN Miss Fiercalicious HIGH Lady Boom Boom BTM2 Kimmy Couture, Vivian Vanderpuss - Vivian elim Sadly can't see past Viv going here due to her Ball performance and Kimmy's lipsync, LBB could win this I feel but it was Fierce's week for sure! EPISODE 9: Finale Kimmy, Jada elim Miss Fiercalicious vs. Lady Boom Boom Canada's next Drag Superstar is... Miss Fiercalicious! I loved her journey and momentum and would have been super happy wth LBB too but I like the chaos of a Fierce win Jada is a weird one as she did so average thrughout the season at best but I never feel like she was bad enough to be in the bottom 2 following her first two (where she easily won the lipsyncs), she was luckily someone was always worse.----------- Miss Fiercalicious LOW-HIGH-LOW-SAFE-SAFE-WIN-HIGH-WIN-WINNER Lady Boom Boom WIN-SAFE-WIN-HIGH-BTM2-SAFE-BTM2-HIGH-RUNNERUP Kimmy Couture SAFE-HIGH-WIN-HIGH-BTM2-SAFE-HIGH-BTM2-ELIM Jada Shada Hudson SAFE-BTM2-HIGH-BTM2-SAFE-HIGH-LOW-SAFE-ELIM Vivian Vanderpuss SAFE-SAFE-SAFE-SAFE-HIGH-HIGH-WIN-ELIM Irma Gerd SAFE-LOW-HIGH-LOW-WIN-ELIM Bom Bae HIGH-SAFE-LOW-SAFE-LOW-ELIM Chelazon Laroux - SAFE-WIN-BTM2-ELIM Kaos HIGH-SAFE-ELIM Miss Moço BTM2-ELIM Halal Bae ELIM |
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11th September 2022, 12:57 AM
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Brown cow, stunning!
Joined: 7 December 2009
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Drag Race France
Episode 1: Talent Show WIN Soa De Muse HIGH La Grande Dame, Lolita Banana LOW Kam Hugh BTM2 Lova Ladiva, La Kahenna - Kahenna elim Changing this just a bit, I feel like LGD probably deserved top but Soa was easily the winner! Episode 2: Acting WIN Paloma HIGH La Briochee, Lolita Banana LOW La Big Bertha BTM2 Kam Hugh, Lova Ladiva - Lova elim Paloma of course ate this, I think Briochee deserved high though and Kam was bottom 2 worthy over Soa idc. EPISODE 3: Ball WIN La Grande Dame HIGH Paloma, Lolita Banana LOW La Big Bertha BTM2 Soa De Muse, La Briochee - double shantay This comes across like I hate Kam huh, I thought it was a rally high standard ball but across all three looks, LGD won for me and Kam wasn't even top! Corps was the real deserved double shantay of the season but in this fantasy it doesn't happen with Lolita and Bertha so I'm going to go and give this a double shantay as I feel it could have been!! EPISODE 4: Snatch Game WIN Paloma HIGH Soa De Muse, Elips LOW Lolita Banana BTM2 Kam Hugh, La Big Bertha - Kam elim LGD wining this was odd to me, maybe cultural barriers. I feel like Paloma was the funniest but Elips and Soa did great too. clear bottom 3 which I haven't changed. EPISODE 5: Girl groups WIN Soa De Muse HIGH Lolita Banana, Elips LOW La Grande Dame BTM2: La Briochee, Paloma - Briochee elim Honestly LGD could have been bottom here, but I can't imagine her going this early so Briochee's luck is up here, and I had Soa's whole group in the top with her, it was so odd they just eliminated Elips when she did just fun, it was giving me "we don't care about you" lmao EPISODE 6: Branding WIN Paloma HIGH Soa De Muse LOW Lolita Banana BTM2 Elips, La Big Bertha - Elips elim Pretty similar to the real thing, but Elips is bottom with LBB and we lose her here. EPISODE 7: Makeover WIN Soa De Muse HIGH Lolita Banana, Paloma BTM2 La Grande Dame, La Big Bertha - Bertha elim Lolita actually did really well here, I'm just judging this normally and Bertha's insane luck with hanging on by the skin of her teeth is up! EPISODE 8: Finale LGD and Lolita elim Paloma vs Soa France's first drag superstar is... PALOMA!! --------- Paloma SAFE-WIN-HIGH-WIN-BTM2-WIN-HIGH-WINNER Soa De Muse WIN-SAFE-BTM2-HIGH-WIN-HIGH-WIN-RUNNERUP La Grande Dame HIGH-SAFE-WIN-SAFE-LOW-SAFE-BTM2-ELIM Lolita Banana HIGH-HIGH-HIGH-LOW-HIGH-LOW-HIGH-ELIM La Big Bertha SAFE-LOW-LOW-BTM2-SAFE-BTM2-ELIM Elips SAFE-SAFE-SAFE-HIGH-HIGH-ELIM La Briochee SAFE-HIGH-BTM2-SAFE-ELIM Kam Hugh LOW-BTM2-SAFE-ELIM Lova Ladiva BTM2-ELIM La Kahenna ELIM |
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11th September 2022, 01:23 AM
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Brown cow, stunning!
Joined: 7 December 2009
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Drag Race España 2
EPISODE 1: Runway WIN Onyx HIGH Marina, Drag Sethlas LOW Ariel Rec BTM2 Samantha Ballentines, Marisa Prisa - Marisa elim EPISODE 2: Talent Show WIN Drag Sethlas HIGH Diamante Merybrown, Juriji Der Klee LOW Marina BTM2 Samantha Ballentines, Ariel Rec - Ariel elim No chance did Sharonne win this, Juriji served better vocals and Diamante plus especially Sethlas KILLED their performances!! EPISODE 3: Improv WIN Juriji Der Klee HIGH Venedita Von Dash, Estrella Xtravaganza LOW Diamante Merybrown BTM2 Jota Carajota, Samantha Ballentines - Samantha elim Toss up between Juriji and Estrella here, Venedita did well too but I'd give it to Juriji, kicking off her journey to being a real contender. EPISODE 4: Rusical WIN Estrella Xtravangza, Sharonne HIGH Marina LOW Onyx BTM2 Diamante Merybrown, Jota Carajota - Jota elim This should have been a double win since their roles were tied together for me, sets up a storyline of Estrella/Sharonne as a double act and maybe Estrella being in her shadow a bit. EPISODE 5: Snatch Game WIN Sharonne HIGH Juriji Der Klee, Venedita Von Dash LOW Drag Sethlas BTM2 Diamante Merybrown, Onyx - Diamante elim Can't deny Sharonne this win, she was MILES ahead, I think I'd go for Diamante elim here unforunately purely so we would get Onyx in a ball *.* EPISODE 6: Ball WIN Onyx HIGH Drag Sethlas, Juriji Der Klee, Venedita Von Dash BTM2: Sharonne, Estrella Xtravaganza - double shantay With Diamante gone, we actually end up with a shock bottom 2 of Sharonne and Estrella, with Onyx probably winning despite Sethlas' very strong week and a great Ball overall, imagine Onyx in a futuristic ball look! It's probably remiss of me to eliminate the queen with the best track record ever here, I do love a shock elim but used the double shantay here since I like the storyline I've got here of them as a kind of double act, winning the Rusical together with linked roles, getting a double shantay and going on to work together in the ad challenge too. EPISODE 7: Ads WIN Venedita Von Dash, Juriji Der Klee HIGH Sharonne, Estrella Xtravaganza LOW Onyx BTM2 Marina, Drag Sethlas - Sethlas elim EPISODE 8: Roast WIN Marina HIGH Sharonne LOW Juriji Der Klee BTM2 Venedita Von Dash, Onyx - Onyx elim EPISODE 9: Makeover WIN Venedita Von Dash HIGH Juriji Der Klee BTM2 Estrella Xtravaganza, Marina - Estrella elim EPISODE 10: Finale Marina and Sharonne elim Venedita vs Juriji Spain's next drag superstar is... Juriji Der Klee!!! Favouritism central but she just serves so much c**t idc ----------------- Juriji Der Klee SAFE-HIGH-WIN-SAFE-HIGH-HIGH-WIN-LOW-HIGH-WINNER Venedita Von Dash SAFE-SAFE-HIGH-SAFE-HIGH-HIGH-WIN-BTM2-WIN-RUNNERUP Marina HIGH-LOW-SAFE-HIGH-SAFE-SAFE-BTM2-WIN-BTM2-ELIM Sharonne SAFE-SAFE-SAFE-WIN-WIN-BTM2-HIGH-HIGH-SAFE-ELIM Estrella Xtravaganza SAFE-SAFE-HIGH-WIN-SAFE-BTM2-HIGH-SAFE-ELIM Onyx WIN-SAFE-SAFE-LOW-BTM2-WIN-LOW-ELIM Drag Sethlas HIGH-WIN-SAFE-SAFE-LOW-HIGH-ELIM Diamante Merybrown SAFE-HIGH-LOW-BTM2-ELIM Jota Carajota SAFE-SAFE-BTM2-ELIM Samantha Ballentines BTM2-BTM2-ELIM Ariel Rec LOW-ELIM Marisa Prisa ELIM |
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11th September 2022, 08:37 AM
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down with jakewild
Joined: 2 December 2009
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lol you had me in the first half of CDR let’s just leave it at that
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