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When boredom kicks in, make up a story, so here goes;

The game of love begins with One Kiss which was all it would take to know if it was real. It was Nice For What was like 5 seconds but then when it was over she had No Tears Left To Cry blaming the fact it was a Freaky Friday after all. But then she remembered how in 2002 there was a message on her Answerphone telling her that she had won a trip to Paradise at the 5 star Lullaby hotel. Suddenly some weird Psycho came up behind her and said “Are you Better Now?” She didn’t know what to think, but then her hair went up in Flames right in The Middle of the room. After putting it out in a fit of anger, she made up some Love Lies telling people “This Is America and if it’s Meant To Be then I’ll Be There, but if not, then I Like It just the way it is right now here in Britain.” Nobody understood what she meant, after all, she was German and unfortunately These Days you can’t help but get a Bad Vibe whenever she opens her mouth. “In My Blood...” she began saying before cqmerqn promptly shut her mouth. He must have thought she was Paranoid. When she went to Call Out My Name for help I replied “This Is Me” and she was immediately Familiar with my voice because whenever I Say Something to my Friends about God’s Plan, she just knows how unmistakably Mad Love really is. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I Feel It Still, but when I get in the car and go Vroom it’s almost Like I Do get around a lot but at least I Look Alive while I’m doing it. IDGAF about the Youth of today, and don’t forget, this isn’t my First Time playing Jumanji. Well I better go, but before I have A Million Dreams about how awesome I am at the game of love, I want you to Be Careful you don’t try to follow in my footsteps, otherwise you may find you have a Man Down.

Goodnight x