HATECHART 2015 // RESULTS, i don't like it, i hate it hate it hate it (uh oh) |
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15th November 2015, 08:59 AM
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You've been voting for your least favourite songs of the past year and now I reveal the order of said songs. Excitement. We will also be joined by co-presenter Ultraviolence
34 votes were received and whilst there are many ties throughout, there is a clear winner. Here are the ~contenders~ HATECHART 2015 Shortlist 5 Seconds of Summer - Hey Everybody! 5 Seconds of Summer - She's Kinda Hot AronChupa - I'm An Albatraoz Aston Merrygold - Get Stupid Avicii - Waiting For Love Bars And Melody - Keep Smiling Bars And Melody - Stay Strong Beyoncé - 7/11 Birdy - Wings Britney Spears & Iggy Azalea - Pretty Girls Charli XCX - Doing It (feat. Rita Ora) Charlie Puth & Meghan Trainor - Marvin Gaye Chris Brown - Zero Chris Brown x Tyga - Ayo David Zowie - House Every Weekend Deorro x Chris Brown - Five More Hours Drake - Hotline Bling Ed Sheeran - Photograph Ellie Goulding - On My Mind Fergie - L.A.LOVE (la la) Fetty Wap - 679 (feat. Remy Boyz) Fetty Wap - My Way (feat. Monty) Fetty Wap - Trap Queen Flo Rida - I Don't Like It, I Love It (feat. Robin Thicke & Verdine White) Hozier - Take Me To Church James Bay - Let It Go Jamie Lawson - Wasn't Expecting That Jessie J - Flashlight Joe Weller - Wanna Do (feat. Emil) Justin Bieber - What Do You Mean? KSI - Lamborghini (feat. P Money) Little Mix - Black Magic Little Mix - Love Me Like You LunchMoney Lewis - Bills Maroon 5 - Sugar Meghan Trainor - Dear Future Husband Meghan Trainor - Like I'm Gonna Lose You (feat. John Legend) Meghan Trainor - Lips Are Movin' Rihanna - Bitch Better Have My Money Rihanna & Kanye West & Paul McCartney - FourFiveSeconds Rixton - We All Want The Same Thing Sam Feldt - Show Me Love (feat. Kimberly Anne) Sam Smith - Lay Me Down Sam Smith - Lay Me Down (feat. John Legend) Sam Smith - Writing's On The Wall Silentó - Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) Skrillex & Diplo - Where Are Ü Now (feat. Justin Bieber) Stereo Kicks - Love Me So Stevie McCrorie - Lost Stars Stormzy - WickedSkengMan 4 T-Wayne - Nasty Freestyle The 1975 - Love Me The Weeknd - Earned It Tom Odell - Real Love Union J - You Got It All Usher - I Don't Mind (feat. Juicy J) Walk The Moon - Shut Up And Dance Nomination thread • voting thread |
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15th November 2015, 09:19 AM
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BuzzJack Legend
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Pretty sure I know what this clear winner will be in the same vein as Wiggle last year.
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15th November 2015, 09:43 AM
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57. Little Mix - Love Me Like You 21-30-32-32-28-19-13-... (7 weeks) 20 points Little Mix have 2 appearances but somehow both of them miss the top 50. This is probably because when it comes to girlbands on BuzzJack the majority don't know how to tell the difference between a good and crap song; meaning this predictably got majorly loved, even going to #1 on the BuzzJack multichart for 2 weeks before Godele herself had had enough and demanded Her single be released for the sole purpose of removing this crap from that position. As for why Little Mix have had to descend to this standard when they previously released greats like 'Move', 'Wings', even their winner's single, I don't know. But it's not the Little Mix I want at all. It reminds me of Stooshe's 'Black Heart' in terms of production which is really not a good thing and the song just annoys me. This is now becoming a mini-essay oop, trust me not every commentary will be like this. 56. The 1975 - Love Me 20-61-75-90-x (4 weeks) 22 points This band have actually been pretty decent in the past. Breakthrough single 'Chocolate' was really good and deservedly spent many weeks in the chart. It soon became obvious that Radio 1 were going to collectively fangirl anything they did, which led to 'Girls' becoming quite annoying through overplay (even though the song didn't even go top 40). Anyway in the end it seemed that 'Chocolate' was kind of a one-off ('Sex' was quite good too) and I was in no way hyped for their comeback. This song especially didn't exceed my expectations in terms of quality anyway. How it actually went to #1 on iTunes remains somewhat of a mystery to me still. 55. Birdy - Wings 16-17-39-67-x-31-8-17-22-21-29-28-55-65-36-29-19-25-41-53-53-68-69-86-90-... (24 weeks) 22 points Like most of Birdy's hits, the song is quite decent for a few listens, and then gets boring as time goes by. It didn't help of course that by the time 'Wings' actually made its proper impact it was already 2 years old, so I was not at all keen on it returning bigger than ever. Fortunately this doing so well meant that it overshadowed Birdy's newer single with Rhodes although that could easily make a comeback 2 years later too. 54. Meghan Trainor - Like I'm Gonna Lose You (feat. John Legend) 99-x (1 week) 23 points Meghan Trainor is definitely someone I'm not a fan of. 'All About That Bass' got annoying fast, and out of her follow ups I've only enjoyed 'Lips Are Movin' (still to come in this chart). So when it was revealed her new single would feature John Legend of all people I knew it would be awful. And thankfully it flopped here so I've never actually had to listen to it in full, but from what I've heard it sounds like another boring ballad which we really don't need. 53. Walk The Moon - Shut Up And Dance 75-8-5-4-4-6-8-8-5-7-8-8-8-10-12-12-13-12-18-22-26-29-30-34-... (24 weeks) 34 points Excuse me HOW IS THIS NOT HIGHER??? This is one of the most annoying songs of the year, and got 12 points from myself. It of course didn't help that it was ridiculously overexposed and in the chart for ages. It's definitely one of those songs that gets worse over time too, back when it was in BJSC I still didn't enjoy it but at least it was somewhat listenable. What's also bad is that this comes from the same band that produced 'Anna Sun', which was actually quite good. Why couldn't that have been the hit? 52. Little Mix - Black Magic 1-1-1-3-4-6-10-11-13-15-20-23-29-31-36-37-34-33-... (18 weeks) 35 points I've already said what I don't like about Little Mix this year earlier so this will be quite short. 'Black Magic' however is a much bigger offender than 'Love Me Like You'. The lyrics in particular are so off-putting. I just hate the theme of falling in love via a special potion. Reminds me of kids fairytales too much. Plus the basic production really does not fit a song called 'Black Magic'. And of course the song was overhyped/exposed to the max which made me sick of it even before it was released to iTunes. 51. Skrillex & Diplo - Where Are Ü Now (feat. Justin Bieber) 97-90-75-63-58-45-32-18-6-7-5-3-5-4-7-11-12-20-20-23-23-23-24-26-29-31-27-33-32-39-41-43-43-45-40-47-... (36 weeks) 39 points Well eventually we had to come to a song that I actually really enjoy. Who'd have thought Justin Bieber of all people would actually decide to make decent music for once? Not me, so this song came as a surprise. The drop is cool too, I like the more laidback approach as heavier trap music is generally a tad annoying. Well done Jack Ü. Or Skriplo as more people (wrongly) call them. I imagine this will be making a massive climb back into the chart this Friday too with the release of Bieber's album, so take that haters Ultraviolence will be counting down #50-46 ~ |
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15th November 2015, 09:47 AM
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BuzzJack Legend
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I don't mind any of those, Where Are U Now is of course the standout gem there but so far so good. No real shockers have been announced yet...
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15th November 2015, 10:16 AM
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I'm so into you, I can barely breathe
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Of course Little Mix is not even top50.
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15th November 2015, 11:48 AM
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It's a cruel summer.
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Yay that neither Little Mix songs, Wings and Like I'm Gonna Lose You are top 50! The former 3 are all in my top 20 favourites this year
Ugh at Love Me and Shut Up + Dance so low, both awful |
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15th November 2015, 12:18 PM
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50. Tom Odell- Real Love 21-7-14-19-23-31-38-45-66-X (9 Weeks) 40 Points So I'll be starting my 2015 hatechart commentary with a song that didn't even spend a week top 40 in 2015! The John Lewis advert with Monty the Penguin (*.*) was beautiful but however for the first time in ages, they strayed from their usual formula (Female singer) and the song to go with it was dreadful (AURORA this year marks a much bigger improvement.). Tom Odell's dreary vocals make this song so boring and it was no surprise that this struggled in the chart and failed to live up to the previous successes of the John Lewis advert (Gabrielle Aplin & Lily Allen both went to #1 in the previous 2 years). The song plummeted down the chart after Christmas ended and it is still not silver certified 49. Joe Weller Ft Emil- Wanna Do 28-55-88-X (3 Weeks) 40 Points One of the about 4 benefits of streaming so far is this pile of awfulness completely bombed in the charts. This crime against music somehow went top 5 on iTunes I think (?) but fell quickly which was lucky for the safety of all our ears. I think he is a youtuber and he should stick to that tbh. I've barely heard this song since it fell out of the chart but it was so bad on its previous listens I am glad to see this make the top 50 here. 48. Charli XCX Ft Rita Ora- Doing It 8-9-17-20-31-39-40-45-56-65-86-X (11 Weeks) 41 Points This song should be top 50, actually maybe even a bit higher than that. It should be top 50 on a best songs of this year list and not a hatechart list! Doing It is a fantastic pop jam which saw Charli get a hit after the undeserved flopping of Break The Rules (which so deserved to be a top 5 smash ). Doing It features Rita Ora, on her first of many songs this year while we still wait for that 2nd album (at least she's having a better album campaign than Rihanna), who wanted the song for herself but they then decided to do a collab on it or something. The video is so fun and this spent 2 weeks top 10 and a silver certification which I'd call a pretty big success for this song *.* This is such a pop jam and it looked like it would help Charli's excellent debut album sell well, unfortunately it didn't and that flopped horrendously 47. Usher Ft Juicy J- I Don't Mind 8-14-13-17-18-19-21-24-31-38-44-46-59-64-68-94-X (16 Weeks) 41 Points The first song I pointed, another collaboration and Cody's favourite song this year is out next! Usher can be very hit or miss for me but lately he's been a lot more miss. This is his worst song in recent years. What an awful racket with horrid near screechy vocals and I don't know how this was quite a big hit (I actually thought it was a lot bigger and peaked top 5 as well so at least it didn't do that well). It was awful hearing this mess of a 'song' on the chart every week so it is very deserving of a place on the hatechart. Somehow something worse was released on the same week as this as Sam Smith decided to pollute our ears with a 'comic relief' version of Lay Me Torture by collaborating with the artist of the worst song of 2014 and all time to form 'Chart Murderers' and make possibly one of the worst songs of all time! Anyway more on that mess later 46. Chris Brown- Zero 68-75-72-75-84-92-X (6 Weeks) 41 Points I actually thought this was still charting. Boo hoo it's not. Said nobody. Anyway this is the first song in a while to not be a collaboration which is a surprise considering Chris Brown features on about a million songs per year. Anyway this was one of his about 100 terrible songs this year so it is no surprise to see at least 3 of his songs top 50 here. Tbh this isn't as bad as Ayo or Five More Hours (which I had the unpleasure of hearing in Westfields yesterday) but that's like going from a -1/10 song to a 0.5/10 song. So in other words this is the lesser of the 3 evils. This is another awful song and glad this bombed in the charts because it's so bad. Where did the good Chris Brown who made fantastic songs like Forever and No Air go? |
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15th November 2015, 12:18 PM
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you never forget your first time...
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I don't LOVE LMLY but it's clear to see why it's popular here beyond being a girlgroup song
Glad Black Magic and Where Are U Now are low here, the latter of course reinvigorated Justin's career We can now forget Journals ever happened x Real Love is a stunning track and I will not hear otherwise |
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15th November 2015, 12:19 PM
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Aww LIGLY isn't that bad a song and it's the first songs she's released which shows off her vocal potential properly in my opinion but of course because John Legend is on it, why would I expect anything else
Actually the only song I don't care for so far is 'Love Me' but then I'm not a fan of The 1975 so meh... 'Shut Up and Dance' i have mixed feelings for, it is catchy as anything but also so geeky and irritating at the same time. looking forward to the next batch This post has been edited by Rob S ~: 15th November 2015, 12:20 PM |
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15th November 2015, 12:51 PM
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glad to see Tom O'Dull in the chart even if he is as low as #50. Also don't like that Charli/Rita song, and I still haven't listened to 'Zero'. The others are good.
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15th November 2015, 01:10 PM
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Break the tension
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Did you really suggest Little Mix's winner's single is better than 'Love Me Like You'?
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15th November 2015, 01:24 PM
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15th November 2015, 03:10 PM
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45. Fetty Wap - My Way (feat. Monty) 94-81-89-87-86-80-x-100-x-95-95-85-94-x (11 weeks) 43 points Poor Fetty Wap receives too much hate on this forum. Although this song isn't up to much compared to his big top 40 hits (which sadly are yet to come). Can we just appreciate that chart run though, for a #80 peak that is very impressive. *.* 44. Deorro x Chris Brown - Five More Hours 99-95-96-88-86-4-9-11-18-21-27-31-34-37-39-44-54-55-61-66-73-90-93-100-x (24 weeks) 48 points Originally just 'Five Hours' and not featuring Chris Brown, of course the song had to have a vocal in order for it to be a smash. And whilst the CB vocal wasn't as bad as I feared, it didn't live up to the original mix. Which I recommend you listen to if all you know is the Chris Brown version. Fortunately for the haters STREAMING exists so the song was spared a #1 peak (and a 1-7-12-19-21-29-35-x top 40 run which is really terrible for a #1). 43. T-Wayne - Nasty Freestyle 99-74-41-42-43-47-53-54-58-59-x-86-x (11 weeks) 48 points I will write a commentary for this, but first let me hop out the motherf***in' Porsche. 42. The Weeknd - Earned It 95-76-62-41-33-18-10-4-4-5-7-9-10-11-16-22-27-31-34-39-46-47-55-59-55-53-54-70-61-74-77-87-89-87-77-75-71-82-94-86-87-97-x (42 weeks) 50 points The Weeknd had been bubblin' under and about to get big for literally years and then this happened. And whilst I wasn't against the idea of him breaking through to the mainstream, I really did not like this song. It's so plodding and boring and his voice is whiny in the chorus, which led to him getting the nickname The Whineknd. Because we do top banter in the chart forum. Anyway thankfully he gave us Can't Feel My Face/The Hills which are a lot better (especially The Hills) so he won't be remembered just for this song. 41. 5 Seconds Of Summer - Hey Everybody! 49-x (1 week) 50 points What's my favourite 5SOS song? Trick question, I still don't like any of them. And this is no exception, thankfully it flopped a lot but that didn't stop Radio 1 from playing it quite a bit so I had to hear it a few times :/ Expect the even worse 'She's Kinda Hot' to appear later on. 'Nasty Freestyle' is quite the guilty pleasure tbh, I did enjoy it a bit |
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15th November 2015, 03:15 PM
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BuzzJack Legend
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I Don't Mind, Zero & Five More Hours are all great tracks. Not that fussed on the rest of those sections, Real Love should be waaay higher but I guess it's so old (in terms of this vote) & irrelevant everyone forgot about it.
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15th November 2015, 03:17 PM
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you never forget your first time...
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Or no-one actually dislikes it as much as you so they didn't vote for it
Hey Everybody! is very weak for 5SOS' standards. She's Kinda Hot shouldn't even be in this list at all though. |
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15th November 2015, 03:19 PM
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It's a cruel summer.
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45-43 should all be way higher but both Earned It and Hey Everybody are quite good!
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15th November 2015, 03:21 PM
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BuzzJack Legend
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Yes, I agree 'She's Kinda Hot' is MUCH better than 'Hey Everybody', which is really lack-luster.
QUOTE This is probably because when it comes to girlbands on BuzzJack the majority don't know how to tell the difference between a good and crap song; meaning this predictably got majorly loved, even going to #1 on the BuzzJack multichart It's a bit unfair to say the majority of Buzzjack 'can't tell the difference between a good or crap song' just because you don't like it . It's clearly just a well liked song, hence why it didn't pick up any votes, I don't think it has much to do with it being a girlgroup. This post has been edited by Joe.: 15th November 2015, 03:22 PM |
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15th November 2015, 04:58 PM
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Love Where Are U Now, I Dont Mind, Zero, My Way, Five More Hours and Earned It and Nasty (Freestyle) is iconic for the aforementioned line!
I'm still surprised Zero was even nominated, considering it's not exactly been 'everywhere'. Probably only because it's by Chris Brown to be honest. If another R&B artist had done that song, it'd be nowhere near this countdown. The songs by Little Mix, Charlie XCX and Meghan Trainor should have finished higher. |
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15th November 2015, 07:19 PM
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It's still will be the return of the Mack 4eva
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Don't mind Where Are U Now or Love Me. But 'Love Me Like You' is too 50 shades of 'Black Heart', 'Wings' is boring as anything and dreary from Birdy who really needs to fly away. Another drool from Meghan Trainor and 'Black Magic' which reminds me of Karmin's 'Brokenhearted'.
Real Love- Don't mind this Wanna Do- YouTuber pile of crap Doing It- Solid pop jam this. I Don't Mind- He'll probably never go back to the days of 'Yeah!, 'Burn' or 'OMG'. This was all right for him although this: At 1:30. Why is there a cow in this? Zero- Another good tune from Breezy My Way- Why does Fetty Wap get so much hate on here. It's not his fault he has glaucoma. Five More Hours- Shame streaming stopped this from getting to #1. Nasty Freestyle- The anti hip-hop police wouldn't enjoy this. Earned It- Quite a sexy tune this from The Weeknd. 50 Shades of Grey. Good to listen when things happen. Hey Everybody!- Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran is much better than this what would Martin "Wolfie" Adams think of this? |
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15th November 2015, 07:39 PM
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40. Justin Bieber- What Do You Mean? 1-2-1-1-2-1-1-5-7-6-7-.... (11 Weeks So Far) 52 Points The first song I'm commentating on in this section is one of the biggest hits of the year, What Do You Mean by Justin Bieber which started his massive comeback! After a couple of awful years- musically and personal life, Bieber turned things around and elevated his music to a whole new level and increased his fanbase dramatically. This doesn't deserve to be on the list for it being the 1st Bieber song that hasn't made me want to rip my ears off and all in all is a pretty good song, albeit overrated and can get annoying at times. Not too surprised to see it on the list here though as its massive chart success will obviously lead to some hatred! 39. Meghan Trainor- Lips Are Movin 89-X-73-60-50-2-4-5-13-14-23-26-29-34-37-35-37-43-47-56-64-68-78-85-98-X (23 Weeks) 55 Points Ugh at this being anywhere near the top 40 here This is in my 15 favourite songs this year (even though I associate it more with 2014) and is a fantastic, fun pop gem which is so catchy This was the song that showed Meghan wasn't going to be a one hit wonder and it even looked like it could knock Uptown Funk off the top spot at one point (though this did not materialise ). This gave Meghan her 2nd of 3 top 2 hits so far and is another quite big seller for her! Once again, I'm gutted this is on here as it is such a fan and enjoyable song. 38. Ellie Goulding- On My Mind 7-6-5-8-10-16-14-12-.... (8 Weeks So Far) 56 Points Another song I like in a row on this Hate-Chart list now in the form of Ellie's lead single (not counting the wonderful song of the year material Love Me Like You Do) from her 3rd album Delirium. This however took a long time to grow on me for me to like it as it is so untypical Ellie and I know this has its fair share of haters on here (Aly especially!). This has marked another big hit for Ellie but I wish she came back with a stronger lead single (album track Something In The Way You Move is a fantastic pop song!). Again I wish this wasn't on the list but I kind of see why people hate it. Though if this list was based on live performances, this should be top 5 after that horrific X-Factor performance 37. Fergie- L.A. Love (La La) 3-10-19-23-34-41-50-59-80-70-80-93-92-X (13 Weeks) 57 Points How about we make it another song I love in a row on a hate chart list? Even though I forget this exists occasionally, this was Fergie's first proper solo single in 8 years and was such a tune (though I prefer the YG version which I don't think got released in the UK). This became a minor chart hit for Fergie and went top 3 before falling down the chart at a very quick rate. The lyrics and tune is really catchy and Fergie sounds great as ever so shame to see this on the list also! 36. James Bay- Let It Go 62-92-X(x80)-91-X(x16)-57-52-54-54-58-58-73-90-88-89-99-79-45-17-14-10-16-20-20-25-22-27-31-42-40-41-40-43-38-34-42-43-50-55-.... (37 Weeks So Far) 58 Points Another Joseph favourite and artist Cody hates in James Bay is up next and tbh I'm surprised this isn't about 20 places higher. This is ok if I hear it once or twice a month but anymore than that it becomes boring and annoying. This was very lucky to make the top 10 (alongside the marvellous Wings by Birdy) due to streaming/5 day/missing data catastrophe of the week it went top 10. The song spent a long time top 40 and top 100 with 37 weeks so far proving to be a very big hit! Tbh if I did my own hate chart this year I'd probably rank it around here, maybe a bit lower, so all in all a good position for a song. Well Done Buzzjack |
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