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Posted by: IrnQween 3rd April 2017, 10:49 PM

Hi y'all, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of what was once a contest with filled with hope and joy...welcome to HEAT TWO of Buzzfest 2017.

We have 7 songs are vastly differing quality for you to judge this week, they are:

01 - Mariette - A Million Years



Returning 2 years after coming third to Mans and his cgi friend and Jon Henrik and his tits, Mariette went as far as to have a wash and rock up to Melfest with a current sounding POP BOP. Sweden sent it straight to the final, with Buzzjack do the same?

02 - Roger Pontare - Himmel Och Hav



Think Jabba the Hut doing karaoke dressed in a wizards costume and you're got the visual Roger treated us to. Sweden didn't quite take to this Middle Earth sounding number, but Buzzjack seemed a lot warmer to it on the night, will that be enough to see it progress? Probably.

03 - Etzia - Up



Etzia managed what so many have done before, she rocked up with an above average pop song and ruined it with the combined vocal range of a shrew with laryngitis and all the stage presence of water vapour. But when has Buzzjack ever let a little thing like nocals and a personality that makes polystyrene look like the next Gaga get in the way?

04 - Allyawan - Vart Har Du Vart



Bringing this tuneless heap of shit to a song contest is like bringing a daffodil to a gun fight. He was rightfully rewarded with last place on the night, will we follow suit? I can ONLY HOPE

05 - Dismissed - Hearts Align



A bunch of queens singing pop rock? Certainly nothing new to the Melfest stage, how could it be with that songwriting team behind it, but one of the more surprising numbers of the night this minced its way all the way to AC, will it be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky again?

06 - Lisa Ajax - I Don't Give A



Lisa provided one of the few truly great pop efforts of MF16 with her glorious 'My Heart Wants Me Dead', yes the only thing dead about it all was her behind the eyes but dammit that hook was killer. So in 2017 she wanted to prove what a mature adult she was by letting us all know just how little she cares about what we all think. She even went so far as to SWEAR. What a rebel. She was rewarded with AC on the night before once again making it to the final. Will her course be smoother here?

07 - Benjamin Ingrosso - Good Lovin'



Son of satan's close personal friend Pernilla Wahlgren, Benjamin entered the contest as one of the hot favourites. Sadly when people saw his unfortunate chin they realised he was actually only a pity f***. The song is basic, cloying and dated but somehow sailed into the final coming second in the heat. I know some members here like this sort of thing, but then some members here also voted to leave the EU so we're a flawed community.

So those are your 7 songs, but here they are again in a copy and paste friendly format:
01 - Mariette - A Million Years
02 - Roger Pontare - Himmel Och Hav
03 - Etzia - Up
04 - Allyawan - Vart Har Du Vart
05 - Dismissed - Hearts Align
06 - Lisa Ajax - I Don't Give A
07 - Benjamin Ingrosso - Good Lovin'

Please PM YOUR VOTES TO ME BY SATURDAY AT 23:59(BST) using the time honoured format below:

12 - YOUR FAVOURITE
10
08
06
04
02
00 - Allyawan

Posted by: Iz♀ 3rd April 2017, 11:24 PM

I feel like I can make a difference in this heat

Posted by: eurovision4ever 4th April 2017, 08:10 PM

Love all these songs bar Allyawan and Ingrosso

Posted by: IrnQween 7th April 2017, 02:55 PM

BUMPETY BUMP gays

just over 36 hours to go and we still only have EIGHT votes

Posted by: ScottyEm 8th April 2017, 11:54 AM

Done - and I'm not up for the Ingrosso bashing!

Posted by: IrnQween 8th April 2017, 12:26 PM

14 votes now, but it's VERY TIGHT. Only 2 points between 3rd and 5th.

Posted by: IrnQween 8th April 2017, 06:38 PM

More votes and it's now a 3 way TIE for third...

Posted by: Aaron. 8th April 2017, 08:33 PM

PREDIX

DTF: Mariette, Lisa
AC: Benjamin, Etzia
5: Roger
6: Dismissed
7: We all know who's coming last.

But, considering there's a three-way tie for 3rd.. Roger could easily take out Etzia for 4th.

Posted by: J▲hq 8th April 2017, 08:38 PM

Oh I hope Dismissed can make the top 5, they were much more interesting than Etzia.

Posted by: Harry♀ 9th April 2017, 12:12 AM

I sent in some votes for this sorry their late

Posted by: IrnQween 9th April 2017, 08:18 AM

VI HAR ETT RESULTAT

I shall reveal all this evening, at some point

Posted by: IrnQween 9th April 2017, 06:05 PM

Results shall commence in around 15 minutes, if anyone is around feel free to make some PREDIX or whatevs

Posted by: Aaron. 9th April 2017, 06:07 PM

hi

Posted by: IrnQween 9th April 2017, 06:13 PM

So, we shall begin with surely the most obvious qualifier in the heat, going DIREKT TIL FINAL.....








































It's MARIETTE

Posted by: IrnQween 9th April 2017, 06:14 PM

Now we've had our first success story of the night, time for our first casualty....






































in last place

































scoring a whole TEN POINTS



























it's ALLYAWAN

Posted by: IrnQween 9th April 2017, 06:18 PM

Time for some happy news again, this time winging their way to ANDRA CHANSEN we have































































satan's own loin fruit BENJAMIN INGROSSO, looking rather like he expected MORE

Posted by: LexC♀ 9th April 2017, 06:25 PM

Mariette/Ajax top 2 pretty obvious here I'd say. Beyond that I can't say I'm particularly fussed.

Posted by: IrnQween 9th April 2017, 06:27 PM

Dropping out of the contest in 6th place, with 80 points, seventy points clear of last and only a few adrift of qualifying, we have....



















































ETZIA. Living proof that even gays are capable of being discerning once in a while.

Posted by: IrnQween 9th April 2017, 06:28 PM

Joining Mariette in the final is none other than...


















































LISA AJAX, who very definitely does not care what you say at all in any way

Posted by: IrnQween 9th April 2017, 06:29 PM

So that leaves a FIGHT between

ROGER PONTARE and
DISMISSED

Which one will be going to AC and which will be heading home?

Posted by: LexC♀ 9th April 2017, 06:30 PM

lol Etzia. I mean I know I love a hot mess but even I have my limits!

Posted by: IrnQween 9th April 2017, 06:35 PM

Heading to AC with Benjamin, it's....




























































not











































ROGER PONTARE. Dismissed narrowly edged it out in the end despite Roger being solidly top 3 until the last 3 votes.

Posted by: IrnQween 9th April 2017, 06:37 PM

Qualified:

DTF: Lisa Ajax, Mariette
AC: Benjamin Ingrosso, Dismissed
04 96 points
05 Roger Pontare - Himmel Och Hav - 94 points
06 Etzia - Up - 80 points
07 Allyawan - Vart Har Du Vart - 10 points

Posted by: ScottyEm 9th April 2017, 06:48 PM

Hmmm... NOT feeling f bomb dirge shite succeeding retro pop bomb from Ingrosso. I feel there's a bizarre irrational hate for him on here?

But, good work, I enjoyed the twist at the end!

Posted by: J▲hq 9th April 2017, 07:08 PM

^ It's those HAIRY ARMS

Yasss Dismissed, perfect results with the right people progressing to the right places.

Think I'm in charge of fixing Heat 3 so my twinks go direkt, shall get that up tomorrow.

Posted by: Iz♀ 9th April 2017, 08:11 PM

NO GOD NO AS IF THAT SCRAWNY WEASEL BEAT ROGER'S BEAUTY

Still, good for Dismissed, I guess.

I had 12 to Roger, 4 to Etzia and 2 to Allyawan

Posted by: eurovision4ever 9th April 2017, 09:34 PM

My 12 is gone. It was Roger.

I was genuinely gutted when he didn't qualify in MF

Posted by: AdamAloud 10th April 2017, 11:56 AM

Gutted for Pontare!

12 QUALIFIED
10 QUALIFIED
08 QUALIFIED
06 Roger Pontare
04 QUALIFIED
02 Etzia
00 Allyawan

Posted by: RobBob 10th April 2017, 02:26 PM

Since when was hairy arms a bad thing? Benjamin is definitely the one I fancy most of MF 2017. Definitely the right four progressing here, they sit comfortably ahead of the 3 non-qualifiers. Predictable but good results.

Posted by: Catderella 10th April 2017, 02:51 PM

12 xx
10 xx
08 Etzia
06 Roger
04 xx
02 Allyawan
00 we all know who was there. I did my part. Wasn't enough