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"What's with the Shape Of You?" the Symphony conductor asked the Galway Girl when he saw her amazingly sculpted body.
"It's a Sign Of The Times that Passionfruit is the new superfood to keep you HUMBLE.." she said. She claims that "Something Just Like This, combined with a Solo Dance, will help you to Stay fit. If you have any Issues with your diet, remember It Ain't Me, its you. So speak to your doctor and run to that Castle On The Hill with determination. Remember That's What I Like doing to keep my body in shape." She then said "Ciao Adios" and disappeared.

The conductor then continued with this advice.

"Remember to Swalla your pride. Music helps, but please, No More Sad Songs as that will only leave you wanting to shed your Skin. DNA. experts would advise against this. But don't take my word for it, after all, You Don't Know Me and I could be trying to Slide the truth under the rug. However, just wait for the Green Light before crossing the road. Be a good Human and you will find The Cure that you have been looking for. Take your Mask Off and replace it with a Perfect smile! If you find a good piece of music and become Chained To The Rhythm remember what I taught you true LOYALTY. is and don't be Scared To Be Lonely, visit as many Places as you can. Touch as many lives as you can.

It was On My Mind the other day that once in Paris I found a black ELEMENT. Did You See me on TV? I was the one in the background with a sign up saying "Call On Me if you Still Have Time". Needless to say the calls received were Blem and I just wanted to Be The One who could LOVE. you.

That's who I am, I'm a New Man."

This post has been edited by awardinary: 23rd April 2017, 08:36 AM