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Long Dong Silver
post Sep 27 2019, 06:12 PM
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Beyonce moving erratically with a telephone, a dance in the diner, a car chase. Eh.
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:15 PM
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Still waiting for an answer of less bland music videos from the past 10 years.

Call it overly long, or too wacky or not relating to the song but BLAND? Literally CHOKE ON A CAN OF COKE.
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:24 PM
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TWAT MEGA
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:26 PM
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Waterbed by Chainsmokers, almost any by Coldplay, E.T, Dark Horse, Bon Appetit, Roar, John Wayne (ignore the music), Headlines, Me! (Ignore the music), Blank Space, etc.
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:28 PM
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Are you listing videos you prefer to Telephone? You have yet to name one less bland. I need you to expand on just that use of adjective. BLAND. B L A N D . Focus on that word alone and tell me how in the WORLD OF FLYING f***S TELEPHONE VIDEO IS BLAND.
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:29 PM
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There's a boring dance as the climax, a basic plot, and thwy try to hide this with some wacky layers over the top.
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:30 PM
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I don't care if I'm the forum moderator here or if I get banned from the site you will NOT GET AWAY WITH CALLING THE VIDEO BLAND. You have honestly truly confused me more than ANYTHING IN THE HISTORY OF THE SITE AND I HAVE SEEN A LOT HERE. Please explain HOW IT IS BLAND.
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:31 PM
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QUOTE(Algernon Monqueef @ Sep 27 2019, 07:26 PM) *
Headlines

Omg Headlines (Spelling Out True Devotion) (If I Lost My Way) (Every Bell's Gonna Ring) (Giving Ha All to Ha) video really did t h a t - I agree!!!

The blueprint from which Gaga shamelessly copied over and over again!
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:33 PM
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QUOTE(HausofF @ Sep 27 2019, 07:30 PM) *
I don't care if I'm the forum moderator here or if I get banned from the site you will NOT GET AWAY WITH CALLING THE VIDEO BLAND. You have honestly truly confused me more than ANYTHING IN THE HISTORY OF THE SITE AND I HAVE SEEN A LOT HERE. Please explain HOW IT IS BLAND.


Because it was a desperate attempt to recreate Thriller, but ends with a bland, boring dance! That's why.
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:42 PM
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1. Recreate Thriller - HOW apart from the length is it trying to recreate Thriller? It has been influenced by it, the ways in which music video and cinema can be integrated to convery a story, and creating a blockbuster in the music video form so say that as opposed to RECREATE because by the DEFINITION OF THE WORD Telephone is not in any way a re-creation of that video.

2. Boring dance - I will take this and value that opinion, you find the dancing boring. The dance routines in the video happen between: 3.30 - 4.04, 6.40 - 6.55, 7.42 - 8.28.. That is a total of ~1 minute 27 seconds in a 9 minute video. About 16% of the video is a "bland dance". So now detail how the REMAINING 84% is bland PLEASE. This is fun.
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:43 PM
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LMAO.

thank u, next x
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:44 PM
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Bal & Meekel
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:45 PM
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QUOTE(HausofF @ Sep 27 2019, 07:42 PM) *
1. Recreate Thriller - HOW apart from the length is it trying to recreate Thriller? It has been influenced by it, the ways in which music video and cinema can be integrated to convery a story, and creating a blockbuster in the music video form so say that as opposed to RECREATE because by the DEFINITION OF THE WORD Telephone is not in any way a re-creation of that video.

2. Boring dance - I will take this and value that opinion, you find the dancing boring. The dance routines in the video happen between: 3.30 - 4.04, 6.40 - 6.55, 7.42 - 8.28.. That is a total of ~1 minute 27 seconds in a 9 minute video. About 16% of the video is a "bland dance". So now detail how the REMAINING 84% is bland PLEASE. This is fun.
LMAO!!!

SHIT GOT REAL WHEN BAL DOES HIS BEST JAY IMPERSONATION AND...

BRINGS OUT THE STATS!!!! heart.gif DRAG HA!
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:45 PM
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QUOTE(Algernon Monqueef @ Sep 27 2019, 05:44 PM) *
I only see it on buzzjack. The video is long, but that's it. It's not a classic.


That comment was meant for Dandy* rather than Buzzjack as a whole.

I dislike the song but the video itself is iconic and a genuine moment in pop-culture. It's campy and ridiculous — as a good Gaga video should be.

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QUOTE(Jay ☆ @ Sep 27 2019, 07:44 PM) *
Bal & Meekel

Can you not compare it to Evan Peters. Thanks x
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:48 PM
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Telephone the SONG and VIDEO are a masterclass in creating an overall pop moment

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(Omg yes at Bal bringing the stats like that)
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:50 PM
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QUOTE(HausofF @ Sep 27 2019, 07:42 PM) *
1. Recreate Thriller - HOW apart from the length is it trying to recreate Thriller? It has been influenced by it, the ways in which music video and cinema can be integrated to convery a story, and creating a blockbuster in the music video form so say that as opposed to RECREATE because by the DEFINITION OF THE WORD Telephone is not in any way a re-creation of that video.

2. Boring dance - I will take this and value that opinion, you find the dancing boring. The dance routines in the video happen between: 3.30 - 4.04, 6.40 - 6.55, 7.42 - 8.28.. That is a total of ~1 minute 27 seconds in a 9 minute video. About 16% of the video is a "bland dance". So now detail how the REMAINING 84% is bland PLEASE. This is fun.


The entire conclusion is a dance! It comes across as super fake-looking as well. The prison bits are just rolleyes.gif as well.
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:51 PM
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If Telephone is bland then what is, let's say, Million Reasons laugh.gif
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:52 PM
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Something I would never watch laugh.gif
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post Sep 27 2019, 06:53 PM
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Gaga Blandness Scale:



Million Reasons---------------------------------Telephone (just watchable)----------------------------------------??????
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