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Posted by: J⭐MES Oct 10 2014, 11:59 AM

So the dog ate my laptop and I didn't do the results yesterday. On Top of that a meteorite fell into my back yard and I spent all night cleaning it up. Sorry guys

Here are the full results because I won't have time this evening again because I'm bringing back my grand-grand-grandmother from the dead so that she could tell us where she hid that necklace when she was a child. It must be worth a Fortune now!

SEMI 1 QUALIFIERS:

Greenfroze ⭐Eva & Manu | Cinnamon hearts
Republic Of Adonia⭐Andy C | Heartbeat Loud Feat. Fiora
Syndare ⭐Lifelike | So Electric
Desbuanda⭐Hopium Feat. Phoebe Lou | Dreamers (Unknown Sound Edit)
Botanikka⭐TALA | Alchemy
Daehun⭐Color-Code | I Like Dat
Ultraviolenceland⭐Alexa Goddard | Marilyn
Persephonia⭐Elijah Blake | Give Me U
Kathaldazia⭐Michael calfan | Prelude
Unovia⭐Margaret | Start A Fire
Bignia-Zaragovina⭐RAC Feat Katie Herzig | We Belong
Eledan⭐The Midnight | The Years (Prologue)
Kluminican Republic⭐LIZ | XTC
Altyr Muunilinst⭐Blonde | I Loved U
Zechonia⭐Widek | The Space Between Us

SEMI 002 QUALIFIERS

Trifoski⭐Kero kero Bonito | Sick Beat
Florina⭐Sam Sure | Hunger
Aquafina⭐IAmDotter - My Flower
N DNTN⭐Danny L Harle | Broken Flowers
Cadbury⭐Justine Skye | Utopia
Aeroche⭐Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs & Anna Lunoe - Feels Like
D'yermak'er⭐Luke James | Dancing In The Dark
Cumulonimbia⭐Jones | Deep
Terra Avium⭐We Are All Astronauts Feat. Ellena Soule - Wolves
Hendinia⭐T-ara | Sugar Free
Tinnmark⭐Gabriel Rios | Gold (Thomas Jack Remix)
Espen⭐Deja | Heart
Varakë⭐Y2K- Feat. Mark Johns - White Wine
Ethanola⭐Arches | Want You
FSR RONTVIA⭐Minx Feat. Hannah Joy | Hold On


I'll open the Final thread after I take a shower. Had to fight a customer/strip in the mud at work today.

Posted by: ▬Mart!n▬ Oct 10 2014, 12:04 PM

That's the quickest semi results show ever....

Can we have a re-count. errr... hang on you missed Jenny Lewis

Posted by: Kath ha Essence Oct 10 2014, 12:08 PM

Omg is this for real tho or griff pretending to be james?

Posted by: *Tim Oct 10 2014, 12:12 PM

Pavlova you whore!

Posted by: Leonardo Oct 10 2014, 12:14 PM

It's Pav guys, duh.

Posted by: JosephStyles Oct 10 2014, 12:14 PM

omg this actually had me going for a sec

Posted by: J⭐MES Oct 10 2014, 12:15 PM

got one yasss. but mikeys don't count

Posted by: ▬Mart!n▬ Oct 10 2014, 12:17 PM

had me going as well, the entertainment blue mod just gave it away, talk about been rumbled.

Posted by: Luk. Oct 10 2014, 12:24 PM

"So the dog ate my laptop..." I almost fell for it

Posted by: LexC: TheRe-Up Oct 10 2014, 12:38 PM

LMAO, well played paverella!

Posted by: J⭐M E S Oct 10 2014, 01:23 PM

Hahaha. kudos.

Posted by: J⭐MES Oct 10 2014, 01:25 PM

keeping them bitches on their toes while you do your thang

Posted by: J▼hnkm Oct 10 2014, 01:33 PM

Nice of Pavel to squeeze a little bit of time out of his busy wanking schedule to do this for James.

Posted by: Conderella Oct 10 2014, 01:34 PM

that reminds me

Posted by: J⭐M E S Oct 10 2014, 01:39 PM

hahaha. I've been at work all day. just finished and got my haircut and I'll be heading home to finish the semis for yous x

Posted by: Conderella Oct 10 2014, 01:40 PM

just don't get abducted by aliens or something on the way~

Posted by: J▼hnkm Oct 10 2014, 01:42 PM

That was fast. Yet somehow I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Totto Oct 10 2014, 01:49 PM

Nothing is more important than to look sexy of course. Even if you don't finish in the finals, you always win.

Posted by: FrankLuck Oct 10 2014, 01:52 PM

True story.

Posted by: Ultraviolence1989 Oct 10 2014, 01:54 PM

I saw this when it originally went up and thought it was real and i had qualified for like 5 seconds before thinking there was something a bit wrong so I check the members name history after what happened with Griff in the last hour of the buzzrate and found out the truth.

Anyway I also think I've found my entry for next month

Posted by: Conderella Oct 10 2014, 01:56 PM

erm CLEARLY James got his hair cut because he was going to present the results to us today. the most logical explanation

Posted by: Kath ha Essence Oct 10 2014, 01:59 PM

Bjsc results via skype with nu haircut more innovative than the ARTPOP app tbh

Posted by: J⭐M E S Oct 10 2014, 01:59 PM

err clearly James got his hair cut because he's been needing it for the last 3 months.

Posted by: Cameron Oct 10 2014, 02:02 PM

I got a hair cut today too, just thought I'd randomly point that out, then a random lady came up to me and wished me luck in the ginger apocalypse (!)

Posted by: Kath ha Essence Oct 10 2014, 02:02 PM

What about da nails hunni

Posted by: { bré } Oct 10 2014, 02:57 PM

Entry level trolling from Paverella

Posted by: imaduck Oct 10 2014, 04:56 PM

ERMERGERD. I never Q

Posted by: { bré } Oct 10 2014, 05:10 PM

You've qualified with 70% of your entries bye

Posted by: LexC: TheRe-Up Oct 10 2014, 05:14 PM

PLOT TWIST: James enginered this whole thing by leaking the results to pavel and those songs ARE the qualifiers afterall.

one step ahead of u

Posted by: ✖ ketalina ✖ Oct 10 2014, 05:21 PM

doesn't bother me *sits in final list*

Posted by: Doctor Blind Oct 10 2014, 05:23 PM

I hope you told your hairdresser to hurry because you were on your way to present a online song contest comprising of made-up countries.

Posted by: ►▲N Oct 10 2014, 05:31 PM

what a well done parody Pavel!

now looking forward to the real thing I betta Q

Posted by: Kl▲mzee Oct 10 2014, 05:31 PM

This has happened to me too!

I hope the results are similar to that, with XTC being the priority of course, need something more than Haus-hype pretty pleaseee

Posted by: FrankLuck Oct 10 2014, 05:39 PM

Come on, these are not made-up countries, they are on a MAP.
Btw it's ok that my entry will DNQ, but the fact that it was a DNQ even in the FAKE RESULTS, it really hurts my feelings.

Posted by: Doctor Blind Oct 10 2014, 05:41 PM

Terra Avium better be qualifying or we be going LOCO in Acapulco.

Posted by: gooddelta Oct 10 2014, 05:54 PM

Hype. Second Klum entry I love in a row

Posted by: Conderella Oct 10 2014, 08:25 PM

TWIST

Posted by: HausofAquarius Oct 10 2014, 08:29 PM

:0

Wouldn't actually mind if these were the real results. If only because it'd mean Klum Rep has made it and i am scared for it

Posted by: *Tim Oct 10 2014, 09:15 PM

James is serving Vulker/Pavlova T's right now

Posted by: ✖ ketalina ✖ Oct 10 2014, 09:16 PM

just u w8 james is about 2 let u all HAVE IT

Posted by: M¤th Oct 10 2014, 09:18 PM

i won't believe it until he replies to MY PM

Posted by: M¤th Oct 10 2014, 09:20 PM

STOP MESSING WITH MY EMOTIONS

Posted by: LexC: TheRe-Up Oct 10 2014, 09:22 PM

Math, stalking the current BJSC hosts around results time is Bray's job!

Posted by: { bré } Oct 10 2014, 09:23 PM

No, that's stalking people who haven't voted around the deadline. Get it right pls.

Posted by: M¤th Oct 10 2014, 09:25 PM

I finally have a place in this universe!

Assuming the role of BJSC host stalker unless anybody objects ~

Posted by: ✖ ketalina ✖ Oct 10 2014, 09:26 PM

my restraining order does but i don't

Posted by: JosephStyles Oct 10 2014, 09:26 PM

So what have you been doing all evening? x

Posted by: Kl▲mzee Oct 10 2014, 09:32 PM

They're not gonna happen today are they?

Posted by: ✖ ketalina ✖ Oct 10 2014, 09:42 PM

patrick's XTC for the results dying

Posted by: M¤th Oct 10 2014, 09:47 PM

Thank you everybody for gathering here. I'm sorry to hold you on such short notice. I am here to announce the disappearance of one of our valued contributors, James.

He disappeared shortly after sending a personal message to one of his fellow members on Buzzjack. We are afraid that Pavel sent that message, and kidnapped him to get his log in info so he could rig the votes towards an Eledan win. We will release more info as it becomes available.

Thank you, and amen.

Posted by: *Tim Oct 10 2014, 09:48 PM

Pavlova the villain #Pray4James

Posted by: M¤th Oct 10 2014, 09:49 PM

Don't blame me, I got the info from an ANONYMOUS TIP

Posted by: Conderella Oct 10 2014, 09:50 PM

floppy ha realness

(hope i used ha right here~)

Posted by: HausofAquarius Oct 10 2014, 09:51 PM

You didn't.

Posted by: ✖ ketalina ✖ Oct 10 2014, 09:52 PM

ha essence is not sticky nor sweet nor raw nor unapologetic

Posted by: *Tim Oct 10 2014, 09:54 PM

*ha floppage is real

Posted by: ✖ ketalina ✖ Oct 10 2014, 09:56 PM

shady ladies will always have each other's baques

Posted by: Kl▲mzee Oct 10 2014, 09:57 PM

Can't contain my XTC leww!

Posted by: HausofAquarius Oct 10 2014, 09:59 PM

ha~

Posted by: SevenSeize Oct 10 2014, 10:39 PM

GIVE US A WORD please james, any word

Posted by: Doctor Blind Oct 10 2014, 10:40 PM

Putin has locked him up for failing to let AlexRange qualify.

#freejames

Posted by: Rabbit Heart Oct 10 2014, 10:47 PM

Think we should just go with the results that Pav posted tbh.

Posted by: DonaldDuck Oct 10 2014, 11:17 PM

I agree.

Posted by: JosephStyles Oct 10 2014, 11:19 PM

I disagree.

Posted by: •CDC• Oct 10 2014, 11:22 PM

Let's not.

Posted by: Neil. S Oct 10 2014, 11:22 PM

I disagree strongly

Posted by: M¤th Oct 10 2014, 11:45 PM

If this isn't up tomorrow by 2:30p

Posted by: J⭐M E S Oct 11 2014, 07:46 AM

Ohmygosh I am so sorrrrryyyyy. Ended up staying out longer than I meant to and got drunk. First time in months aswell. So so sorry though but results (the real ones) will defo be up tonight.

Posted by: ►▲N Oct 11 2014, 07:51 AM

yayyyyy!

don't worry about being slightly late with the results anyway, we've had worse in the past, plus I do prefer results on a Friday/weekend

Posted by: J⭐M E S Oct 11 2014, 07:56 AM

In My defense it was my belated birthday night out anyway but was only meant to be a couple of drinks and a meal. I'm actually quite excited for these results came they aren't what I expected anyway.

Posted by: ►▲N Oct 11 2014, 08:00 AM

do I qualify?

(make it happen guys)

(I've got an even better entry for next time if it doesn't get vetoed though so I won't be too pissed)

Posted by: Oliver Oct 11 2014, 08:22 AM

LXIV springs to mind!

Posted by: ▬Mart!n▬ Oct 11 2014, 09:06 AM

Could have done with an extension

Posted by: Doctor Blind Oct 11 2014, 12:16 PM

Drunk in 'go sober for October'. Oh the humanity.

Posted by: Conderella Oct 11 2014, 12:29 PM

Only today on Buzzjack! Professor Bitch gives a lecture on the negative effects of alcohol consumed in October.

Posted by: HausofAquarius Oct 11 2014, 12:45 PM

Pav snatching that troll thread and making it a hiT. When will others' fave posters

Posted by: ✖ ketalina ✖ Oct 11 2014, 12:47 PM

pav's hair is laidT but the weave is snatchedT

Posted by: HausofAquarius Oct 11 2014, 12:48 PM

flawless*** threadT

Posted by: Doctor Blind Oct 11 2014, 12:52 PM

This thread needs more COWBELL.

Posted by: *Tim Oct 11 2014, 12:55 PM

Posted by: Kärenfanghoney Oct 11 2014, 01:15 PM

oh my GOD

Posted by: Oliver Oct 11 2014, 01:21 PM

Did someone say cowbell?



Probably too late for the shameless promotion but I can dream!

Posted by: ✖ ketalina ✖ Oct 11 2014, 04:31 PM

when abouts can we expect results?????

Posted by: ▬Mart!n▬ Oct 11 2014, 04:41 PM

Not tonight please... X Factor clash

Posted by: ✖ ketalina ✖ Oct 11 2014, 04:43 PM

omg i am not putting up w/ a delay on the account of that TRASHt

Posted by: J⭐M E S Oct 11 2014, 04:57 PM

No lol. Results will be about 8pm maybe earlier.

Posted by: Addy K!ng Oct 11 2014, 05:00 PM

I dreamed that I DNQ...there must be something wrong if one dreams about forum song contest lol

Posted by: *Tim Oct 11 2014, 05:01 PM

Ready for Skinny Dipping's utter slayage at the bottom of the semi

Posted by: { bré } Oct 11 2014, 05:10 PM

Hype.