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DEARLY BELOVED (DEPARTED)



Now sadly there COMES A TIME when a poster just has to go. Normally given the median IQ + fabulosity of the average Buzzjack newbie (let's just say judging by the famous GRAPH r Miku won't be feeling short of like-minded company any time soon ~) this is cause for GREAT CELEBRATION, but the following actually proved themselves WORTH SOMETHING in their brief time on this planet. Messiah however gladly gives them all free admission to an honorary afterparty in Heaven to commemorate all they've done here (coupon value: selected plate of hors d'oeuvres specially prepared by Paula Deen and a complimentary blumpkin from Dandy* (cherry bakewells reported to be 'so oh eleven')). Without further ado: everyone who's dropped out of the top hundred most loved posters. Weep a single tear, all of you.

DROPOUTS

21. Nickthenoodle [67-21]
28. RyanJL [28]
33. Ashford [33]
34. Thisispop [18-23-47-40-24-34]
35. MrLovett [35]
39. Daniel. [39]
40. Emily Haines [40]
41. Kath [37-41]
42. Simon [79-51-30-15-21-42]
43. Kay [43]
44. Angelic Shine [60-65-44]
49. Craig [38-66-39-x-63-49]
50. CianS [50]
54. David [04-05-08-02-30-54]
55. Xylem [46-55]
58. Osiris [92-35-35-27-75-58]
59. Gary [55-x-x-67-83-59]
62. Jamieed [62]
63. Jonny [15-63]
65. Mikal [72-11-65]
66. FM11 [66]
68. Chemical Halo [49-33-31-61-20-68]
69. Zechhh [69]
70. Tombliboo [35-70]
71. Rob Summers [41-71]
74. Mushumanrob [22-42-59-x-x-74]
75. TheFletch [23-18-75]
77. Britster [77]
78. Grami [06-02-01-04-31-78]
79. Boyan [84-63-45-79]
80. Robbieca [72-80]
84. Ethereal [95-84]
85. La La Land [50-56-60-80-61-85]
86. Hotlady [44-86]
87. Mayte [68-09-21-50-87]
90. Cod [90]
92. Sabrewulf [92]
93. Nightcrawler [29-37-64-77-93]
94. Spiral [94]
96. Frank! [68-x-96]
99. Doctor Blind [99]

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You cunts better BOW DOWN during the ceremony because some of these people were better than anything you could ever aspire to be! (apols to those who are still with us but just working on diminishing returns of fabulosity).

In terms of the fabulox, RyanJL's since gone off to DigitalSpy and acquired 'gainful employment' (I know, what's that?!) which seems to be a synonym for doing everything he did on Buzzjack but getting PAID (and all of a sudden this charitable write-up now feels like a waste of my time, minimum wage pls Jester). David's currently IN SEASON (that is to say Eurovision's coming, you won't see him for another eight months after May) and holding off the trips to the clinic to post fervently about Nina Zilli, because let's face it WHO CARES about that MYSTERIOUS WEEPING SORE on your leg when you're busy mincing away like an independent Roman! Grami used to RULE these parts, in many ways being the original me (my sincerest apologies Gramz, you remain dubbi in all you do but I'm running this show and as such all analogy and attention must be directed towards myself ~) but slightly more gothic and less liable to exploding into rainbow fireworks, though with equal penchant for shooting down spacktastic younglings (though it should serve as inspiration to the vanilla bitches out there that I was once his PRIME TARGET, so there's hope 4 u all).

In terms of the POOR, Thisispop left about three months after the last Lovechart in a haze of non sequitur argument and essay-length posts, followed another three months later by Craig, who's currently being beaten senseless on the streets of Croydon, thereby to his mind justifying years of calling for the immediate culling of everyone with slightly off-white skin in the UK (aside from his local curry proprietors and potential investors, because 'those wogs can't be all bad if they can make a bit of cash and a decent madras'). I personally know Ren is devastated at his dropping out of the LoveChart, Craig having been his personal inspiration and mentor for the best part of two years.

ANYWAY, enough of these HAS BEENS. Let's get on to the MAY BES. Until then SHARE YOUR MEMORIES of your fallen faves.