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 Mar 18 2016, 12:05 PM
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I have counted them up and actually stuck to my time schedule.
 Absoultey Anything and Anything At All Beautiful Celebration Chocolate I Feel For You I Was Gonna Cancel The Locomotion Someday Sexercise Tears On My Pillow I'll be revealing them in reverse order very soon. |
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Mar 18 2016, 01:07 PM
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Predicting 'Chocolate' to be out first and I fear 'Absolutely Anything and Anything At All' won't actually be last, maybe second or third from bottom.
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Mar 18 2016, 04:15 PM
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10 | 23pts | Chocolate
The "best" of the worst is the first of three Body Language songs to leave the countdown. The last of the BL songs to be released as a single, it didn't fare as well as the previous two so no more songs were released. Originally planned as a collab with Ludacris, but scrapped at the last minute, the song is a rich and sensual ballad that talks about love and diabetes. The original rap version leaked some time ago and IMO worked really well, but it's a great song as it was. |
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Mar 18 2016, 04:32 PM
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 Break the tension
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I used to hold 'Chocolate' in such high regard, but I re-listened recently and it didn't sound quite as good.
 Still like it a lot though, and the video is one of her best.
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Mar 18 2016, 09:53 PM
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 We're all Glitter and Tears in the Moonlight...
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"Chocolate" has never been a fave of mine, even on the album, I always thought there were much better tracks than this. But I have warmed to it, a little in recent years and actually it ain't that bad.
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Mar 20 2016, 05:56 PM
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 you never forget your first time...
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Chocolate even being in this top 10 is so wrong
 It's a great track, not a massive fave but nowhere near being one of her worst either.
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Mar 20 2016, 06:55 PM
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What on earth is 'Sexercise' doing here?
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Mar 30 2016, 12:14 PM
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09 | 29pts | The Loco-Motion
The song that started it all off, is apparantly her 9th worst song ever. To be fair, none of these songs in this list are awful, top 5 aside maybe. Kylie has yet to quite drop to the lows of Madonna, she's not had her Autotune Baby moment. I feel like The Loco-Motion is here due to it being so cheesy and so very outdated, also maybe because of the pretty dire jazz version Kylie seems so keen on. The upbeat ARS version however is a dream and is my go to version of this song. |
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Mar 30 2016, 12:27 PM
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The Loco-Motion is irksome, especially the 'do the loc, do the loc, do the loc' bits but it's also FAR from her worst song.
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Apr 7 2016, 11:13 AM
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08 | 41pts | Tears On My Pillow
A #1 for Kylie back in the old days and the song used to promote her first major movie role in The Delinquents. A slushy soppy ballad I can see why it might not be people's favourite, but I don't see anything too bad about it. Known hater mr aly will no doubt provide some light on the situation. |
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Apr 7 2016, 03:55 PM
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We're all Glitter and Tears in the Moonlight...
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I actually like 'Tears On My Pillow', it's a really nice song, sure it's not one of her best, but far from being one of her worst. A well deserved UK #1 in my opinion and it was her last for 10 years.
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Apr 7 2016, 04:06 PM
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Kylie will never EVER record a song worse than that. It's 100% unbearable.
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Apr 7 2016, 08:13 PM
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Oh but she did before, she did after and no doubt she WILL AGAIN. It's bland and soppy and saccharine and probably in her 10 worst singles, so that seems about a fair position.
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May 3 2016, 10:05 AM
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07 | 50pts | Celebration
Kylie's last PWL single and the last PWL song to appear here, so according to you guys this is her worst song from her PWL days. A cover of the well known party song, it followed the pattern of most of her remaining PWL singles and failed to hit the top 10, stalling at #20. However, I think its a good cover and a nice party tune. |
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May 4 2016, 10:53 PM
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Where is the feeling is still one of my least favourite Kylie singles. I don't mind chocolate, its not fantastic but certainly not her worst. Celebration has grown on me in recent years too but not up there with her best by any means.
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May 4 2016, 10:55 PM
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Schlagerdrottningen
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Celebration isn't a great song, but her cover makes it almost unlistenable. For a party song the production is lifeless and uninspiring and I find her vocal to be quite weak too.
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May 5 2016, 05:33 PM
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The recorded version of Celebtration is dull and very dull. I do think she delivered a great performance of it at the Kylie Christmas Show, it was energetic.
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