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AH Gold View member profile	Aug 10 2014, 03:06 PM Post #1
BuzzJack Platinum Member Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8,261 User: 3,410	Welcome to the Tartford National Thread Some stats: Capital City: Scumville Population: 17 million (rounded to the nearest 17 million) Spoken Languages: Drivel Ethnicities: All kinds. There is no discrimination in Tartford. Everyone is treated with equal contempt. Leader: No one knows. Currency: Other people's money Our "Greatest Hits" or our qualifiers if you like: Place/Score/Act/Track 03 335 Matt Maeson: Hallucinogenics (Seeb Remix) 04 258 Hybrid: Finished Symphony 08 237 Air: Ce Matin La 08 234 Ofra Haza: Im Nin'Alu 09 232 Bimini - Rodeo 09 203 Empress Of - Save Me 11 206 Marsheaux: Safe Tonight 14 200 Maria Nayler: Naked & Sacred 15 201 Yvonne Elliman: Love Pains 17 195 Son Lux: You Don't Know Me 19 196 Mylo: Need You Tonite 20 180 E'voke: Runaway (Biff 'N' Memphis Mix) 21 163 Vera Blue: Lady Powers 22 080 Maria Hazell: Say It Like You Mean It 23 178 Crystal Castles: Concrete 23 169 Maria Hazell: Killing All My Darlings 23 165 Craig Armstrong ft Elizabeth Fraser: This Love 23 160 Three 'N One Presents Johnny Shaker ft Serial Diva: Pearl River 23 156 Post Precious: Lose Myself 24 176 Time Frequency: Dreamscape '94 25 169 Q-Feel: Dancing In Heaven (Orbital Be-Bop) 25 161 Cigarettes After Sex: Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby 26 153 Florrie: Hungry Like A Wolf 27 134 Seeb & Alexander Stewart: Would You Lie 28 162 Nicolette Larson: Lotta Love (12" Mix) 28 061 Humate: Love Stimulation 30 157 Tungevaag: Young Summer 30 049 Sky Ferreira: Dynamite State 31 138 Middle Kids: Stacking Chairs 31 133 E'voke: Arms Of Loren (Nip 'N' Tuck Edit) 32 137 Sons Of Sonix ft Melanie C: Numb 32 132 Metronomy: The Look 33 118 Cigarettes After Sex: Keep On Loving You 35 117 PVA: Talks (Mura Masa Remix) 36 121 Real Lies: Oh Me, Oh My (Nicotine Patch) 36 111 HARLOE: One More Chance (Latroit Remix) 36 100 Animotion: I Engineer 36 095 Alides Hidding: Hollywood Seven 38 129 Otto Knows: About You 38 105 Amanda Ghost: Idol 38 090 Capulets: Pushing 38 085 José Padilla ft Angela John: Who Do You Love (Chicane Remix) 40 102 Music Instructor: Rock Your Body (Brainbug Remix) 41 098 Alex Party: Wrap Me Up 41 059 Alex Gaudino & Jerma: Reaction 52 027 Belinda Carlisle: Goodbye Just Go * * One Big Final - came last, so doesn't really qualify as a proper qualifier, but as Poor Brave Tartford have far more DNQs than Qs I'm including it. So there! Speaking of DNQs, here they all are. Look at how many they've been!: Human League: Human (Chinese Whispers Remix) Sweet xx: When It Was Me Claudia Brucken: Everyone Says "Hi" Mandy Smith: I Just Can't Wait Jenifer: L'Amour & Moi White Lies: First Time Caller Muttonheads ft. Eden Martin: Dancing With The Stars ShyBoy: Wouldn't It Be Good Disco Citizens: Footprint Nicky Romero ft Anouk: Feet On The Ground Ola Salo ft Kleerup: Got You Petite Meller: Baby Love Sharon Forrester: Love Inside Venemy & BH: Stay Strong Stereo Love ft Sara Loera: Sara (7th Heaven Remix) Dusty O: Where Is My Man Skinny: Failure Jody Wisternoff ft Sian Evans: The Bridge (Chicane Rework) Dominique: I Think I'm Fallin (Manotett Remix) BLKMGK ft. Amina Mine & Jayy Starr: You Don't Deserve Me Luce Drayton: To Be Loved (Disco Citizens R&D Edit) Le Youth ft Sydnie: If You're Leaving Razz ft Aviella : Overthinking Hyper Go Go: High Cruel Youth: I Don’t Love You Sweet California: Tears On My Pillow Lisa: Rocket To Your Heart Marsheaux: Get The Balance Right Girly: Working Girl U.S Girls: Rosebud I'm From Barcelona: We're From Barcelona Grace Jones: Nipple To The Bottle Mathew V: The Coast Uniting Nations: Is This Love Raúl Orellana: The Real Wild House BT ft Jan Johnston: Remember The Pipettes: Stop The Music Groove Armada ft Todd Edwards: Lover 4 Now Brother Brown ft Frank'ee: Under The Water Electribe 101: Talking With Myself '98 (Canny 12" Vocal) The Go! Team: World Remember Me Now Milk Inc: La Vache Madleen Kane: You Can [Razormaid Remix] Scarlet Fantastic: Make Way For Love Betty Boo: Hangover joel: Good Parts Alex Christensen & The Berlin Orchestra ft Yass: Fotonovela Petite Meller: The Drummer Alexia: Goodbye Leif Coffield ft Wuh Oh: Falling In Love Again ALIKA: Too Much To be fair, several of these were perhaps deserved in retrospect, but others were the result of a hate crime I'm sure! This post has been edited by AH Gold: Aug 4 2023, 07:10 PM


AH Gold View member profile	Aug 10 2014, 03:12 PM Post #2
BuzzJack Platinum Member Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8,261 User: 3,410	Kc4IS2hTyTs


Brer View member profile	Aug 10 2014, 03:42 PM Post #3
I'll just stick around and do some more damage Joined: 14 February 2009 Posts: 115,037 User: 8,300	Just FYI this is your flag (I think Ryan made it for you in LIX) unless you want to change it at some point


AH Gold View member profile	Aug 18 2014, 03:44 PM Post #4
BuzzJack Platinum Member Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8,261 User: 3,410	QUOTE({ bré } @ Aug 10 2014, 04:42 PM) Just FYI this is your flag (I think Ryan made it for you in LIX) unless you want to change it at some point No, that flag is fine thanks


AH Gold View member profile	Aug 18 2014, 03:53 PM Post #5
BuzzJack Platinum Member Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8,261 User: 3,410	The people of Tartford would like to express their enormous gratitude for making it into the final with Say It Like You Mean It. They are literally jumping up and down with joy! Mind you, they are always pissed on cheap alcopops, so they'd be jumping up and down regardless. Nevertheless, they're grateful all the same. Here's to another bottom 5 finish


danG View member profile	Aug 18 2014, 03:58 PM Post #6
🔥🚀🔥 Joined: 30 August 2010 Posts: 74,532 User: 11,746	Say It Like You Mean It surely must be your first non-bottom 5 finish. Am rooting for this


AH Gold View member profile	Aug 27 2014, 12:03 AM Post #7
BuzzJack Platinum Member Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8,261 User: 3,410	TARTFORD COME 22nd IN FINAL! A huge thank you to everyone who voted. There was even an elusive 12 pointer! This is our best result and the first time we've not been bottom 5 in a final! Say It Like You Mean It has even managed to sneak into a few personal charts. #39 in Therm's and #37 in popchartfreak's. And unsurprisingly No.1 in AH Gold's (although it's the very first Tarty BJSC entry to top the AH Gold Chart after being named as an entry). Such success probably won't last as three of our potentials for the next contest have DNQ written all over them. But stranger things have happened. Plus congrats to Bre for winning. A very strong drum n bass track which should have received a couple more points from us on reflection. Here's an update of our scoring history: From You To Us 1. Cadelicia 20 Signerpurear 20 3. FSR Rontvia 17 4. Unovia 12 5. Danaelanda 10 Harmonica 10 Mdice 10 Xanaga 10 9. Isconia 8 10. Jamvale 7 Sandenia 7 Skall 7 Yehesi 7 14. Cumulonimbia 6 Fljotavik 6 16. ALTYR MUUNILINST 5 Hushkanukia 5 Ethanola 5 HENDINIA 5 Ojnoj 5 21. Bignia-Zaragovina 4 SANDEBÖRG 4 Syndare 4 24. Aquafina 3 Daehun 3 Federal Republic Of Ashton 3 Ramryina 3 28. FARC 1 From Us To You 1. 45 - Bignia-Zaragovina 2. 41 - FSR Rontvia 3. 39 - Greenfroze 4. 35 - Daehun 5. 31 - Jamvale 6. 24 - Aquafina 7. 23 - Terra Avium/Terra Dinosaur 8. 21 - Allecian 9. 19 - Danaelanda 19 - Euphoriffith 11. 18 - Ojnoj 12. 17 - D'yermak'er 13. 15 - B.A.N.G 14. 14 - FARC 15. 13 - Federal Republic Of Ashton 13 - Kylienips 13 - N DNTN 13 - Ramrynia 13 - Singerpurear 20. 12 - Oslol 12 - Quotosibb 12 - Sangria 12 - Usfland 24. 11 - Aeroche 25. 10 - Farahtyn 10 - Frahliso 10 - Tyronosaurusland 28. 9 - Fljótavík 9 - Mdiče 30. 8 - Deandria 8 - Ingermanlandia 8 - Sandebörg 8 - Séyetana 8 - Skall 8 - Trifoski 8 - Yehesi 37. 7 - Syndare 7 - Utopia 7 - Xanaga (United States Of Russiatron) 40. 6 - Angelicland 6 - FNT Nickodonia 6 - Kingdom Of Shadow 6 - Quintessa 6 - Unovia 45. 5 - Altyr Muunilinst 5 - Faztickle 5 - JRK-Off 5 - Persephonia 5 - Terra di Campioni 50. 4 - Bellamia 4 - Bhangra 4 - Cumulonimbia 4 - Espen 54. 3 - Desbuanda 3 - Elëdan 3 - Nonsuch 3 - Varakë 58. 2 - #00274E 2 - Cadelicia 2 - Ferverosia 2 - Isconia 2 - Tinnmark 63. 1 - Pendulous Republic of Nørk/Kopecka


AH Gold View member profile	Sep 8 2014, 04:24 AM Post #8
BuzzJack Platinum Member Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8,261 User: 3,410	And now, on to our next entry JCeQMuvAKRQ it's fingers crossed all round for Tartfordians as we hope to do the unthinkable - qualify for the second final in a row! Stranger things have happened... Also, bizarrely, our other potential entry has been entered by someone else! We were certain of a DNQ but we hope it does well. A little hint - this track was released in the same year the original version of our entry made the charts. It would have got a 12 from us, but we're in the other semi. Doh! As you were... This post has been edited by AH Gold: Sep 8 2014, 04:26 AM


AH Gold View member profile	Sep 17 2014, 07:25 PM Post #9
BuzzJack Platinum Member Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8,261 User: 3,410	FLOP FLOP FLOP It was the third time Tartford sent a male vocal track, and the third time Tartford came dead last in a semi final. Back to dance/female vocals next contest then Still, there's several great discoveries in this contest and we're keeping our fingers crossed for...


danG View member profile	Sep 17 2014, 07:34 PM Post #10
🔥🚀🔥 Joined: 30 August 2010 Posts: 74,532 User: 11,746	well a balladised cover of an 80s song was never really gonna appeal to the buzzjack masses. It certainly didn't deserve to finish last in its semi anyhow, I ranked it 20th in the semi excluding my entry.


AH Gold View member profile	Sep 17 2014, 07:37 PM Post #11
BuzzJack Platinum Member Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8,261 User: 3,410	QUOTE(Therm• @ Sep 17 2014, 08:34 PM) well a balladised cover of an 80s song was never really gonna appeal to the buzzjack masses. It certainly didn't deserve to finish last in its semi anyhow, I ranked it 20th in the semi excluding my entry. Yeah, I should have known better really, but thought I'd take a risk. Thanks Therm


Brer View member profile	Oct 3 2014, 10:18 PM Post #12
I'll just stick around and do some more damage Joined: 14 February 2009 Posts: 115,037 User: 8,300	Please send 90s dance songs every month. 'Love Stimulation' and 'Footprint' are both great


NellyEverySundae View member profile	Oct 3 2014, 10:20 PM Post #13
#TeamKrustyKrab Joined: 6 March 2014 Posts: 4,695 User: 20,675	QUOTE Capital City: Scumville Population: 17 million (rounded to the nearest 17 million) Spoken Languages: Drivel Ethnicities: All kinds. There is no discrimination in Tartford. Everyone is treated with equal contempt. Leader: No one knows. Currency: Other people's money Best country description ever Especially Ethnicities This post has been edited by Neil. S: Oct 3 2014, 10:24 PM


AH Gold View member profile	Oct 5 2014, 04:05 PM Post #14
BuzzJack Platinum Member Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8,261 User: 3,410	QUOTE({ bré } @ Oct 3 2014, 11:18 PM) Please send 90s dance songs every month. 'Love Stimulation' and 'Footprint' are both great I've already got a lost 90s dance anthem lined up for next month... I'm quietly almost confident this month, which probably means last place in the semi again


AH Gold View member profile	Oct 5 2014, 04:06 PM Post #15
BuzzJack Platinum Member Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8,261 User: 3,410	QUOTE(Neil. S @ Oct 3 2014, 11:20 PM) Best country description ever Especially Ethnicities


AH Gold View member profile	Oct 5 2014, 04:09 PM Post #16
BuzzJack Platinum Member Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8,261 User: 3,410	Right, onto our next DNQ S9QQL8T-jjQ As much as us Tartfordians love to be bottom of the scrapheap, why not vote for this and send us through. Maybe even a few 12s. Go on, try it.. This post has been edited by AH Gold: Oct 5 2014, 04:09 PM


AH Gold View member profile	Oct 12 2014, 07:10 AM Post #17
BuzzJack Platinum Member Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8,261 User: 3,410	DNQ...OBVIOUSLY Despite high hopes and rare optimism, Tartford's latest entry Footprint failed to qualify. This has led to dire consequences in the capital city of Scumville, resulting in a mass outbreak of sulking. Not everyone has taken the news so badly though. Upon hearing the result, Minister for cheap fags and booze, Rancid Cox had this to say; "You're all dead to me." Nevermind, onto finding our next entry... In other news, 28 year old Sean Carter today becomes a proud granddad. He is the oldest grandparent Tartford has ever known


AH Gold View member profile	Nov 2 2014, 03:02 PM Post #18
BuzzJack Platinum Member Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8,261 User: 3,410	Will we do any better with this? CMMirZACnj8


AH Gold View member profile	Nov 2 2014, 03:02 PM Post #19
BuzzJack Platinum Member Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8,261 User: 3,410	Will we do any better with this? CMMirZACnj8


AH Gold View member profile	Jan 21 2015, 03:03 PM Post #20
BuzzJack Platinum Member Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8,261 User: 3,410	DNQ YET AGAIN Yet again, our poor looked down upon nation came last with a male vocal track. We never learn. Thanks for the 12 points FrankLuck, and all the others who voted though. We are torn between two tracks for our next entry, one which is a bit of a risk (i.e a blatant DNQ) and a cheap uninspired one. Hmmm, which one to go for?......