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Posted by: Vülker 30th June 2015, 02:48 PM

If you've never heard of our deity then you are not worthy and shall burn in the hells of mediocre Pop.
After creating the Universe with the big bang that was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY7Vl6B-kTg, Our http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sRgODs8Ogg Goddess returns with the creation of Adam & Eve and the tree and the apple and the snake and all that. Basically her gardens. Granted it's not as good as her former creation but you can't really compare a GARDEN to the WHOLE UNIVERSE she created before can you?
So stop being such a by-the-book religious mess and be a true DinahNahitian!



And I care not what you infidels think, it's about HOLY TIME she had her own Buzzjack thread!

Posted by: Henderella 30th June 2015, 03:02 PM

FUCKING LOVE THIS. I expected something more tame after Make Me to disguise the fact that she probably has ALBUM OF THE CENTURY COMING OUT IN AUGUST. *.*

(Also just learned she is married to a black man and has two daughters. QUEEN OF MELODIFESTIVALEN. QUEEN OF DIVERSITY. QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE)

ALL HAIL QUEENAH NAH.

Posted by: Vülker 30th June 2015, 03:23 PM

OH MY NAH! I didn't even grasped the concept of the impending ALBUM! It will be Holy Pop of BIBLICAL proportions!

Posted by: Qassändra 30th June 2015, 03:48 PM

Sorry loves but this is GENERIC SHIT. After RESURRECTING EDM with something that TOTALLY REJECTED all of the basic boring clichéd tropes we've all heard in a 22nd place BJSC entry near us for the last four years, she's just used them ALL here. Nobody ever needs to hear double-speed beats leading into a chorus, bloopy instrumental hooks with a three word chorus, or cheap synths EVER AGAIN.

Obviously our Sweet Lady of Andra Chansen is totally blameless for this but I do hope we'll be seeing a record label A&R man being crucified for this treason.

Posted by: Vülker 30th June 2015, 04:01 PM

QUOTE(Qassändra @ Jun 30 2015, 04:48 PM)

Posted by: Qassändra 1st July 2015, 01:20 PM

Look I didn't convert to a NEW RELIGION just to have some A&R ARSEHOLE have her CHANTING BIBLE VERSES

Posted by: AdamAloud 1st July 2015, 02:09 PM

What a lovely part of Sweden they've chosen to feature. Song remains a solid 8.5/10

Posted by: Lee_J11 1st July 2015, 10:04 PM

May I just say that she favourited my tweet to her earlier and then proceeded to follow me