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post Jan 12 2024, 11:43 AM
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Good morning BJSC nation…

Y’know, I just clocked that we’re almost two weeks into 2024 already…… so how are all your new year’s resolutions holding up? biggrin.gif

I kid, I kid……

I’m not about to scoff at anyone for failing in their resolutions. Plus if there’s anything I know for a fact, it’s that self improvement can be really fucking hard! Having the hope and optimism to set those goals is one thing (it’s the new year, we all wanna feel good in the moment), following through is a different beast entirely. Some people have the strength of will to make that difference, plenty of people just don’t - and I’m certainly no exception to the latter……..yeah.

I must say though…..ever since the extraction, I’ve felt….lighter. As if I’ve been unshackled from the metaphorical chains weighing me down. It’s the best I’ve felt in a while, like I’m no longer being plagued by weakness, as though they’ve taken a hoover to my soul and sucked it straight out. Maybe things will change this year, maybe they won’t……but for once it doesn’t feel like I’m just providing myself a sense of false hope


I wish you all the best in your 2024……you’re gonna need it





















Get stomped like a snake, lie down in the dirt

Cling to my convictions, even when I get hurt

Be an upstanding, well-loved man about town

In your child’s mind, that’s how it goes down


But I tried the losing side

I don’t wanna die in here

I don’t wanna die in here


Drift down into the new, dark light

Without any reservations

You found my breaking point

Congratulations


Spent too much of my life now trying to play fair

Throw my better self overboard

Shoot at him when he comes up for air


Come unhinged, get revenge

I don't wanna die in here

I don't wanna die in here


Stay good under pressure, for years and years and years and years

President of the fan club, up there choking on his tears


Let all the trash rain down, from way up in the rafters

I'm walking out of here in one piece, don’t care what comes after


Drive the wedge, torch the bridge

I don't wanna die in here

I don't wanna die in here










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post Jan 19 2024, 01:19 AM
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Good morning BJSC nation, allow me to reintroduce myself - my name is Seven, I am the brainchild behind Trifoski, a competing BJSC nation for over 11 years, and I am a success in the fake world.

You know....for a while I'd been convincing myself that Trifoski had nothing left to prove. In theory that may seem reasonable, given our list of accomplishments over the years - won contests, defied the odds with surprise hits, deliberately tanked for the sake of making history etc. But in reality, I couldn't believe I'd been so foolish...the minute one decides to rest on their laurels, they have essentially given up. To even put myself in that position indicates a certain level of satisfaction, but I look at the hand I've been dealt, and I'm just thinking......dearie me.......that simply will not do........this is NOT the way things should be, and if only there was someone I could point the blame at.............OH WAIT.

Hi there voters!! so in case you're somewhat puzzled by what you've been seeing in this national thread as of late, allow me to explain......YOU are responsible for all of it. Hold the phone, what's this......oh never mind, it's just your chickens coming home to roost :3 Let me make this clear - Trifoski is THE greatest nation in BJSC history. This contest is my world....you are all merely living in it, and from now on if you step out of line, there *WILL* be consequences

On that bombshell, how about I hand the mic over to HYP3R for a brief summary of this month's Trifoski entry?


COMING THROUGH-





-HONK SHOO!! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ





we're still doing this...? 161

what is this assault on my senses? DICK AROUND ;P

pray tell, who is responsible for this monstrosity? *~SPARKS~*

care to elaborate? Sparks is an American band consisting of brothers Ron and Russell Mael~ since the 1970s, their quirky approach to songwriting and adoption of many different genres has seen them develop a cult following and enjoy a long and fruitful career extending up to the present day!! "Dick Around" spawns from their 2006 record Hello Young Lovers, a track that lyrically ties ever so neatly with the current Trifoski meta - presented with all the theatrical bombast and grandiosity of an epic rock opera~! 🎸
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post Feb 23 2024, 10:40 PM
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Good morning BJSC nation..........

A lesson I've learned over the years is that life can attack you from a variety of angles. One of those being through that sly, powdery beast known as pollen - which would inevitably rear its ugly head again this year with my hay fever allergies playing up over the past few weeks

In trying times like these, I think to myself.......what would Trifoski do? And by that, I don't mean the old Trifoski where I would sit here victimizing myself and whining about how the world is ableist against me......no, I channel the spirit of the NEW Trifoski, knuckling down and flipping mother nature the bird as I power through and overcome obstacles that the normies of this planet would never have to be faced with

None of this is even tangentially related to this month's entry, which will be summarized below. Be warned though, being responsible for our non-qualification will lead to YOU being a prime target of the dreaded PUMPKIN ATTACK.....and you don't really want that, do you now?






COMING THROUGH-















-HONK SHOO!! ღゝ◡╹ )ノ♡




◭ 162 ◮

XIU XIU
PUMPKIN ATTACK ON MOMMY AND DADDY

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Xiu Xiu are an American experimental band~ Jamie Stewart, Angela Seo and David Kendrick are its current members~ ever since forming in the early noughties these peeps have established themselves with their striking and emotionally honest art - displayed through a variety of styles including noise pop, post-industrial, synth punk and folk~!

"Pumpkin Attack On Mommy And Daddy" sees the band at a chaotic PEAK >:3 �� �� �� a club banger from hell that hits the perfect balance of disturbing and silly;;; BIZarre and Cryptic yet cartoonishly ridiculous with its abundance of samples and danceable electro industrial vibe! (〜^∇^)〜 trifoski are serving !!!~CUNT~!! in a way no one else here can even FATHOM-- and don't go assumin u 3-LEGGED PIGS are gonna get away with giving us NUH-NUH-NOTHING this time aight~? (。•̀ᴗ-)✧


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post Mar 18 2024, 03:56 PM
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Pearl-clutching intensifies over "degenerate" Trifoski hits, rumblings began when some took issue with the Sparks entry, questioning why Dick Around's "obscene title" passed through the censors. Those voices only got louder as Xiu Xiu's Pumpkin Attack On Mommy And Daddy smashed the Top 10 recently, with many deeming the song and its accompanying visuals "degenerate" and inappropriate for primetime television. "I was watching this supposedly family friendly event with my 5 young kids, who were left mentally scarred after being subjected to that crude and indecent entry from Trifoski. I was also appalled by the fact they were rewarded with so many votes for this, what is wrong with these people?" one particular bellyacher commented.

Sources state that some BJSC higher-ups are also unpleased, with reports that several nation leaders have been urged to not mention, hype or endorse future Trifoski entries.

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In other news, Trifoski have been faced with legal action from Alton Towers over their newest flag, they've claimed the design is strikingly similar to their logo for The Smiler, the resemblance being far too close to be coincidental

The situation escalated when Trifoski CEO Seven reportedly responded to their initial email contact with "cry about it", leading to Alton Towers' owners filing the lawsuit against him. Seven has declined any further comment on the matter.

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post Mar 18 2024, 04:09 PM
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QUOTE(Doctor Blind @ Apr 7 2019, 06:01 PM) *
YES. I am prescribing a heavy dose of Trifoski this month.

I took a dose of Trifoski’s potion this month, and the end result was my entry for BJSC 163! Hope you like it. tongue.gif
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