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Popchartfreak
post Sep 2 2016, 08:08 PM
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I can predict the front page of the SUN definitely WON'T be refrring to this EU response to their lame-brained populist lie-peddling simplistic anti-EU bullshit courtesy of a lame-brained ill-informed stupid or lying MP. Of course no-one else will either because it's factual, and as we know people hate facts and experts. As for the "it was a joke!" claims, well you might argue that with toasters and passport colours, but important issues like over-fishing and energy? Nah.......


LONG LIVE STUPIDITY! (the human race is SO doomed)



"The Sun runs an article on 31 August by Bill Cash MP claiming the EU has banned the use of pounds and ounces. The paper follows up by suggesting ten ways to “say up yours to the EU.” This may be intended as humour. But it repeats inaccuracies and misleading statements which seem to be widely believed and therefore are worth correcting yet again.

First, the EU has never banned pounds and ounces or other imperial measures. EU law does require metric measurements to be used – though already in 1965, eight years before joining the EEC, the Wilson Government decided to initiate the UK’s metrication programme, in response to global moves in this direction. However, EU law has always allowed imperial measures to be used alongside metric ones – as the Sun itself acknowledged at the bottom of this earlier article. Visiting any supermarket or market stall is enough to confirm this. This issue has been addressed on this blog several times, for example here, back in 2001.

The Sun proposes “having cleaner carpets by swapping weak, EU regulated vacuums for powerful ones”. In fact, consumer magazine “Which” has found that new EU rules – backed by Member States, industry and consumer groups – on the specifications for vacuum cleaners (the facts here) have led to better performance and cheaper running costs. In any case it is uncertain that vacuum cleaner manufacturers, who operate globally, would want to produce models generally considered obsolete just for UK markets.

There are no proposals on the table to introduce similar rules for hair dryers, toasters or other appliances not already covered, as referred to in two of the Sun’s helpful suggestions for saying “up yours” to the EU and as we explain here. Only if there is cast-iron scientific evidence will the Commission put forward such proposals, and in any case they would need to be agreed by Member States and the European Parliament. If such evidence were clearly established, it would remain to be seen whether the UK parliament or public – inside or outside the EU – would wish to create unnecessary pollution, environmental damage and higher electricity bills by insisting on energy guzzling appliances, even in the event that manufacturers did want to keep producing them.

Another suggestion the Sun puts forward is bringing back old-fashioned incandescent light bulbs that require changing more often and thus cost consumers more. The Sun is correct that incandescent light bulbs have been phased out in the EU, not on the basis of a high-handed bureaucratic decision but as a result of a clear mandate from elected ministers and MEPs. They have been, or are being, phased out also in the US, Canada, Switzerland, China, Australia, Brazil, Russia and many other jurisdictions. Again, we have covered this issue in earlier entries and again there does not so far seem to be any evidence that the UK – which supported the EU measures – would now want to go against this global trend.

The Sun also calls for the UK to “reclaim jam” from EU rules that stipulate it should have 60% sugar content. But the rules already allow flexibility on this. What is more, the British media – including the Sun – have previously complained about this very flexibility, saying it would “ruin British jam”! This saga is explained here.
There are no EU rules preventing the recycling of tea bags. Again this is a very old – and wrong – story.
This leaves four more ways in which the Sun believes the UK could in future deliver a resounding “up yours” to its EU friends and neighbours.

“Scrapping tough EU fishing quotas” would mean scrapping a system the UK has broadly backed, which has been successful in restoring stocks and which has also been substantially reformed in recent years in a process partly driven by the UK. It would also require international negotiations.
Removing VAT from gas and electricity might mean slightly cheaper energy bills – energy is currently subject to a 5% VAT rate in the UK, the lowest in the EU – but the revenue would need to be made up elsewhere. British business has welcomed most EU VAT rules as they combine a considerable degree of flexibility with reducing red tape.

The Sun calls for the UK to “reclaim countryside from turbines and solar panels, built to meet EU targets.” The UK has been a leading voice calling for tough EU targets. Successive governments have identified renewable energy, which now accounts for a quarter of the country’s power supplies, as a major economic and environmental opportunity.

Finally, the Home Office has said there are “no immediate plans” to bring back blue British passports. It is worth noting, too, that there are now global norms for the format of passports, based on the ISO/IEC 7810 ID-3 standard and intended to ensure universal machine readability. This standard does not cover colour but does specify a size of 125 × 88 mm (4.921 × 3.465 in) and a flexible cover, as used in EU passports. The EU format for passports complies with this and was formally agreed between EU governments, including the UK.
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post Nov 4 2016, 09:14 AM
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It has been said that satire died on the day that Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Perhaps this week will be seen as the week that a thread like this was threatened with redundancy.

Earlier this week the Daily Mail led their front page with a story about lorry drivers using their mobil phones. The story was, of course, linked to the sentencing of a lorry driver at the beginning of the week after his stupidity led to four people being killed. The story could have been used to highlight the fact that lorry drivers were still using their mobiles despite this tragedy. But this is the Daily Mail. They decided that it suited their agenda more to concentrate on finding drivers of foreign-registered lorries using their mobiles and turned the whole thing into a xenophobic rant.

Not satisfied with that, today's front page declares that the judges who dared to rule that the government should abide by the law are "Enemies of the People", a headline previously used by their erstwhile friends the Nazis. To make it worse in Daily Mail-land, one of the judges formed a group of European lawyers (how dare he want to meet his foreign colleagues?) and, worse still, another one is openly gay.

Does anyone know a German man looking for a husband?
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post Nov 4 2016, 01:09 PM
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If anyone is the Enemy Of the People it's all of the hypocritical liars who wish to do away with Parlaimentary democracy and allow a government to remove previous Acts Of Parliament at it's own whims. Usding the argument that "we want our freedm back" they could bring back the freedom for only rich white males to have the vote, the freedom for poor people to be disenfranchised and enslaved, and the freedom to bring back slavery, because that's what people thought they were voting for when they answered the question:

Do you wish to remain or leave the European Union"?

There were no clear instructions for ANYTHING other than leaving the EU, full stop. Everything else is subject to our democratic parliament making decisions. So, The mail, and farage, are enemies of democracy. The Judges were 100% correct in interpreting BRITISH democracy and BRITISH legal systems as they did. SO, they have shown themselves to be against any form of democracy except the laws they pick and choose to not moan about and misinform people about.

Truly loathsome and evil and anti-democratic. We are fighting for our basic democratic rights, just as the USA is....
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post Nov 4 2016, 05:34 PM
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QUOTE(Suedehead2 @ Nov 4 2016, 10:14 AM) *
Does anyone know a German man looking for a husband?

Marriage isn't open to same-sex couples in Germany. Civil unions and domestic partnerships are, but not marriage sad.gif
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post Nov 4 2016, 06:18 PM
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Today's newspaper headlines are truly vile and repulsive and if this is the country we now live in, I don't want any part of it.
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post Nov 5 2016, 06:30 PM
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Tomorrow's Mail On Sunday headline:

"Hang All Judges, bring back Mobs to make legal judgements. Free burning torches for all applicants!"

The Sun On Sunday:

"Kill All Foreigners (and Judges) except rich ones and those with big tits"

Sunday Telegraph:

"Teresa May To Be Sainted. Sainthood Means Sainthood!"

Sunday Times:

"Brexiters Demand All Experts Be Brexecuted. Won't affect Journalist levels of Employment"

I may be wrong....




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post Nov 9 2016, 12:57 PM
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Tomorrow's Guardian

"The Future's Bleak. The Future's Orange".

The Daily Star

"Strictly Star Seen Eating A Biscuit".
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post Nov 9 2016, 01:54 PM
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QUOTE(Suedehead2 @ Nov 9 2016, 12:57 PM) *
Tomorrow's Guardian

"The Future's Bleak. The Future's Orange".

"Orange is the New Black", surely?
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post Oct 29 2017, 10:45 PM
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Following today's story (see The Lounge) and the first episode of Blue Planet II, I assume tomorrow's Daily Mail will lead with

"Fury as BBC shows transgender fish"
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post Oct 30 2017, 07:23 AM
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QUOTE(Suedehead2 @ Oct 29 2017, 10:45 PM) *
Following today's story (see The Lounge) and the first episode of Blue Planet II, I assume tomorrow's Daily Mail will lead with

"Fury as BBC shows transgender fish"


hah!

followed by "illegal immigrant dolphins steal British fish away from British trawlers"

or

"Quarrelsome dark walruses sat around on arses living on free ocean benefits block struggling hard-working single mother white polar bear from feeding her children"

That last one is unlikely, it's far too long and in-depth....
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post Oct 30 2017, 08:49 AM
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As a side issue, it was good to hear David Attenborough confirm that Douglas Adams was right. While man has been busy inventing New York, wars and things, dolphins just muck about in the water because they enjoy it. Which is more intelligent?
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post Oct 30 2017, 10:07 AM
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QUOTE(Suedehead2 @ Oct 29 2017, 10:45 PM) *
Following today's story (see The Lounge) and the first episode of Blue Planet II, I assume tomorrow's Daily Mail will lead with

"Fury as BBC shows transgender fish"


I assume this is the article you refer to?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-50...II-viewers.html
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post Oct 30 2017, 01:17 PM
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QUOTE(vidcapper @ Oct 30 2017, 10:07 AM) *
I assume this is the article you refer to?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-50...II-viewers.html


well-spotted! I was aware as a child keeper of tropical fish that many species of fish change sex if there is a shortage of males. That must make 12-year-old me much smarter than the average Daily Mail reporter.

Nice to have it confirmed though.... laugh.gif
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post Dec 14 2017, 02:37 PM
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Another day another controversial Daily Mail front page



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post Dec 14 2017, 06:44 PM
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Yes, and the day before they were RANTING about FaceBook and Twitter encouraging abuse of Tory MPs.... er...... *Irony alert*

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post Dec 14 2017, 08:51 PM
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That's the trouble when you have to get angry about something every day. You are bound to contradict yourself occasionally.
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