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danG View member profile	15th January 2020, 08:25 PM Post #1
🔥🚀🔥 Joined: 30 August 2010 Posts: 74,583 User: 11,746	Share your (least) faves below. Crazy Kids (feat. will.I.am) I'm buzzin' off these bubbles I'm sippin' and I guzzle I'm the new n** that says Mazel Tov I bring the trouble If they don't have no alcohol Then I'm gonna smuggle Some Rose, Chandon, drink 'til I see double She put boobies in my face and now I'm really seeing doubles I, I took her to my place to blast off like the shuttle, wait Kissing while we talkin' So I'm speaking with a mumble [mumbles] E.T. (feat. Kanye West) I know a bar out in Mars Where they drivin' spaceships instead of cars Cop a Prada space suit about the stars Getting stupid high, straight up out the jars Pockets on Shrek, rockets on deck Tell me what's next, alien sex? I'ma disrobe you Then I'ma probe you See I abducted you So I tell you what to do I tell you what to do, what to do, what to do 2 On (feat. Schoolboy Q) Uh, pull your panties down from under you Beat that pussy up, make you wanna holla Q Drunk in a bitch, high on that Mary Jane Pussy in my mouth, pussy on my pinky ring Nasty, baby me do it in the backseat Swear this marijuana keep it cracking Lights, camera, action I ain't doing nothing 'til the cash Money, money, money, weed, fashion Draped up and dripped out, keep the trees passing Girl toot that thing up, f* me, f*** rapping Days of our lives so clap, clap that cake Spreading your thighs I pump, pump your brakes, ay


All★bySmashMouth View member profile	16th January 2020, 12:28 PM Post #2
former insolent era FM11 Pronouns: he Joined: 25 November 2008 Posts: 15,714 User: 7,795	I'm never a big fan of Rakim's verse in 'Guilty All The Same' by Linkin Park. It makes the song feel out of place and the lyrics sounded cringe. For someone being called a "great MC", well, I don't think that part was great. This post has been edited by All★bySmashMouth: 16th January 2020, 12:30 PM


Dobbo View member profile	16th January 2020, 12:35 PM Post #3
BuzzJack Legend Joined: 4 November 2013 Posts: 30,545 User: 20,053	Lil Wayne has 2 classics in this category. Juicy J - Bandz A Make Her Dance: Uh, pop that pussy for a real n** Pull out my black card, that's my lil' n Make a movie with your bitch, Steven Spiel n Smoking on Keysh' Col', gimme me chills n What's your real name? And not your stripper name I make it rain on ya, like a windowpane Bandz a make her dance, Tunechi make her cum Hit-it-from-the-side-like-a-mother-fing-bass-drum! Two hoes on one fing pole, two hoes on my fing pole I don't tip, I pay bills, bitches call me buffalo Her stomach in and her ass out I'm flyer than the ones they pass out If money grow on trees, I branched out I'm just waiting on my bitch to cash out (Ha ha) Paris Hilton - Good Time: I'm fed up, I can't tell you what's what All she know is suck f* I walked up to a big butt, and ask her ass 'butt what' Tunechi never slacks without a button up, I rolled the dice and lucked up I'm all in, I'm all in More money more problems More money will solve them It's YMCMB bitch Paris, do you speak french? I get special treatment Girl turn over, good defense! We turned down for what Tomorrow isn't promised Tonight is all we got And times like these are timeless She f***ed me like she love me Love is such a science, do you think it's love? Thanks for not replying It's Paris Hilton bitch!


Dexton View member profile	16th January 2020, 01:59 PM Post #4
rip in peace Dickston Joined: 29 January 2017 Posts: 9,560 User: 25,045	Excuse me what is wrong with ET?


Brer View member profile	16th January 2020, 02:04 PM Post #5
is my brain across your walls? Joined: 14 February 2009 Posts: 115,079 User: 8,300	I object to the implication that Kanye's verse on 'E.T.' is bad. It's a great verse imo, a little bit goofy but it fits the theme of the song perfectly. The first one to come to mind is T.I.'s verse on 'My Love' by Justin Timberlake which runs completely contrary to the entire point of the song.


TheSnake View member profile	16th January 2020, 03:02 PM Post #6
Say that hiss with your chest, and... Joined: 24 May 2016 Posts: 18,470 User: 23,308	2 Chainz's verse in Jason Derulo's Talk Dirty Dos Cadenas, close to genius Sold out arenas, you can suck my p*is Gilbert Arenas, guns on deck Chest to chest, tongue on neck International oral sx Every picture I take, I pose a threat Bought a jet, what do you expect? Her p*y's so good I bought her a pet Anyway, every day I'm trying to get to it Got her saved in my phone under "Big Booty" Anyway, every day I'm trying to get to it Got her saved in my phone under "Big Booty" 2 Chainz was on some good tracks, 'We Own It' especially, but this rap verse is just sorry. This post has been edited by januarysalesnake**: 16th January 2020, 03:04 PM


Dircadirca View member profile	16th January 2020, 03:22 PM Post #7
BuzzJack Platinum Member Pronouns: He/Him Joined: 28 July 2013 Posts: 5,076 User: 19,614	I love that Bandz A Make Her Dance verse, it's as ridiculous as the song it's on, just has the unfortunate implication where people call Lil Wayne a hack because they don't know what internal rhyming is.


Mack. View member profile	17th January 2020, 05:48 PM Post #8
It's still will be the return of the Mack 4eva Joined: 1 February 2011 Posts: 53,781 User: 12,915	Suit & Tie, Jay-Z's contribution: Get out ya seat, Hov, uh All black at the white shows White shoes at the black shows Green card for the Cuban linx Y'all sit back and enjoy the light show Nothing exceeds like excess Stoute got gout from having the best of the best, is this what it's all about? I'm at the rest-aurant with my rent, disturbing the guests Years of distress, tears on the dress Try to hide her face with some makeup sex uh This is truffle season Tom Ford tuxedos for no reason All Saints for my angel Alexander Wang too Ass-tight denim and some Dunks I'll show you how to do this young uh! No papers, catch vapors Get high, out Vegas D'usses on doubles, ain't looking for trouble You just got good genes so a n**** tryna cuff you Tell your mother that I love her 'cause I love you Tell your father we go farther as a couple They ain't lose a daughter, got a son I show you how to do this hun! C'mon Let Me Ride (Skylar Grey ft Eminem) She’s distracted, by my reflectors Man, I can tell this chick’s attracted My wheels spoke to her, my Schwinn is a chick magnet Bagging up chicks like a bag of chips With a bag of prophylactics as big as Mick Jagger lips Shagging’s something I'm a pro at, but I ain’t practicing shit Allen Iverson of safe sex Condoms are for practice, man, I skip practice Flip backwards while I flip this bike on its banana seat My fantasy is to have you land where the kickstand is Got this bitch gaggin’, they call me the broad killer I’m the cousin of Godzilla ‘Cause I spit fire and my dick’s draggin', zig-zaggin' up the avenue Pullin’ these chicks in my antagonist wagon, screamin’


Jessie Where View member profile	17th January 2020, 06:32 PM Post #9
Break the tension Joined: 7 March 2006 Posts: 88,979 User: 51	Jay-Z's contribution to Rihanna's 'Talk That Talk', so much cringe. I remember when I had an MP3 file of that (back in the day) and edited his verse out of it.


shadow2009 View member profile	18th January 2020, 09:07 PM Post #10
BuzzJack Platinum Member Joined: 24 November 2009 Posts: 9,235 User: 10,059	There's a verse on 'Drownin' by Boogie Wid A Hoodie and the rap by Kodak Black goes - "I'm the shit I'm farting Don't know how to potty" Yuk.


Bjork View member profile	19th January 2020, 08:39 AM Post #11
BuzzJack Legend Joined: 13 November 2015 Posts: 33,260 User: 22,665	oh my the Eminem one posted above ^ cringe very much


lewistgreen View member profile	19th January 2020, 02:59 PM Post #12
BuzzJack Legend Pronouns: he/him Joined: 25 July 2013 Posts: 26,035 User: 19,585	Drake's verse in Nicki Minaj's Only you'd think it'd be Lil Wayne but noooo I never f*ed Nicki cause she got a man But when that's over then I'm first in line And the other day in her Maybach I thought God damn, this is the perfect time We had just come from that video You know LA traffic, how the city slow She was sitting down on that big butt But I was still staring at the titties though Yea, low key or maybe high key I been peeped that you like me, you know Who the f* you really wanna be with besides me? I mean, it doesn't take much for us to do this shit quietly I mean, she say I'm obsessed with thick women and I agree Yea, that's right, I like my girls BBW, yea Type to wanna suck you dry and then eat some lunch with you Yeah, so thick that everybody else in the room is so uncomfortable Ass on Houston Texas, but the face look just like Claire Huxtable Oh, yea, you the man in the city when the mayor f* with you The NBA players f* with you The bad ass bitches doing makeup and hair f* with you Oh, that's cause I believe in something, I stand for it And Nicki if you ever try to f* Just give me the heads up so I can plan for it