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post Nov 11 2017, 03:48 PM
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the eighth iteration of my EOY personal chart thread is here, and once again it has been a great year for music, which will be showcased in this thread over the course of the next 2 months.

firstly, the tradition of the hate chart being announced first will continue - the 10 worst hit singles of 2016 will be counted down. I will then briefly reflect on the year in albums, TV and film before the main event: counting down the top 250 songs of the year.

the chart year started in December 2016 and will finish in two weeks time, so the songs countdown will not start until then.

but before anything though, let's take a look at last year's top ten.

01 Kungs vs. Cookin' On 3 Burners - This Girl
02 MK & Becky Hill - Piece Of Me
03 Era Istrefi - Bonbon
04 TheFatRat - The Calling (feat. Laura Brehm)
05 Calvin Harris & Rihanna - This Is What You Came For
06 Martin Solveig - Do It Right (feat. Tkay Maidza)
07 SeeB - Breathe (feat. Neev)
08 Zara Larsson - Lush Life
09 Alan Walker - Faded (feat. Iselin Solheim)
10 Croatia Squad & Lika Morgan - Make Your Move


it was a big year for Kungs who spent 12 weeks at #1 with 'This Girl' and easily claimed the year-end #1 title, with follow-up single 'Don't You Know' finishing at #23 for the year. Subsequent releases have made very little or no impact however so we will definitely be seeing a different face at #1 this year.

here are the #1 singles of 2017 so far, and if past history is anything to go by one of these singles will be the year-end #1... or could we end up having a non-#1 at the top for the first time?

01 Zara Larsson ~ I Would Like (06/01/17 - 13/01/17) 2 weeks
02 Aly & Fila meets Roger Shah and Susana ~ Unbreakable (20/01/17 - 10/02/17) 4 weeks
03 Gareth Emery and Standerwick ~ Saving Light [feat. HALIENE] (17/02/17 - 17/03/17) 5 weeks *
04 Clean Bandit and Zara Larsson ~ Symphony (24/03/17 - 02/06/17) 11 weeks *
05 Calvin Harris ~ Rollin [feat. Future and Khalid] (09/06/17) 1 week
06 TheFatRat ~ Fly Away [feat. Anjulie] (16/06/17) 1 week
07 Jax Jones ~ Instruction [feat. Demi Lovato and Stefflon Don] (23/06/17 - 30/06/17) 2 weeks *
08 Calvin Harris ~ Feels [feat. Pharrell Williams, Katy Perry and Big Sean] (07/07/17 - 11/08/17) 6 weeks
09 Avicii ~ Without You [feat. Sandro Cavazza] (18/08/17 - 15/09/17) 5 weeks *
10 Avicii ~ Lonely Together [feat. Rita Ora] (22/09/17 - 03/11/17) 7 weeks
11 Rita Ora ~ Anywhere (10/11/17) 1 week


Start speculating now and the hate chart will hopefully start tomorrow.
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post Nov 11 2017, 03:51 PM
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1 Jax Jones ~ You Don't Know Me (feat. Raye)
2 Oliver Moldan ~ High & Low (feat. Jasmine Ash)
3 Clean Bandit and Zara Larsson ~ Symphony
4 Martin Jensen ~ Solo Dance
5 Watermät ~ Fade
6 Future ~ Mask Off
7 Calvin Harris ~ Slide (feat. Frank Ocean and Migos)
8 Martin Solveig ~ Places (feat. Ina Wroldsen)
9 TheFatRat ~ Fly Away (feat. Anjulie)
10 Calvin Harris ~ Rollin (feat. Future and Khalid)

11 Calvin Harris ~ Feels (feat. Pharrell Williams, Katy Perry and Big Sean)
12 Gareth Emery and Standerwick ~ Saving Light (feat. HALIENE)
13 Sonny Fodera ~ Always Gonna Be (feat. Alex Mills)
14 Zara Larsson ~ I Would Like
15 DJ Licious ~ I Hear You Calling
16 Lucas & Steve ~ Up Till Dawn (On The Move)
17 John Gibbons ~ P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
18 Disciples ~ On My Mind
19 offaiah ~ Run
20 Watermät ~ Won't Stop (feat. Kelli-Leigh)

21 Petit Biscuit ~ Sunset Lover
22 Danny L Harle ~ 1UL
23 Kygo and Selena Gomez ~ It Ain't Me
24 Jax Jones ~ Instruction (feat. Demi Lovato and Stefflon Don)
25 Duke Dumont and Gorgon City ~ Real Life (feat. NAATIONS)
26 Mark Knight ~ Yebisah
27 Mike Mago and Dragonette ~ Secret Stash
28 French Montana ~ Unforgettable (feat. Swae Lee)
29 Just Us ~ Cloudbusting
30 ALMA ~ Chasing Highs

31 Aly & Fila meets Roger Shah and Susana ~ Unbreakable
32 Charli XCX ~ 3am (Pull Up) (feat. MØ)
33 Avicii ~ Lonely Together (feat. Rita Ora)
34 WHTKD ~ Say To Me
35 DJ Khaled ~ I'm the One (feat. Bieber, Quavo, Chance and Wayne)
36 ARLE ~ Close To You (Icarus Edit)
37 Avicii ~ Without You (feat. Sandro Cavazza)
38 TheFatRat and JJD ~ Prelude
39 Icarus ~ King Kong
40 Sigala and Ella Eyre ~ Came Here For Love

41 Zara Larsson ~ TG4M
42 Clean Bandit ~ Rockabye (feat. Sean Paul and Anne-Marie)
43 Katy Perry ~ Swish Swish (feat. Nicki Minaj)
44 Nora En Pure ~ Tell My Heart (feat. Dani Senior)
45 Avicii ~ Friend Of Mine (feat. Vargas & Lagola)
46 Calvin Harris ~ My Way
47 B-15 Project ~ Girls Like Us (Deeptrak Remix) (feat. Crissy D and Lady G)
48 Leon Else ~ The City Don't Care (feat. Oliver)
49 DJ Khaled ~ Wild Thoughts (feat. Rihanna and Bryson Tiller)
50 Martin Solveig ~ All Stars (feat. ALMA)

51 Childish Gambino ~ Redbone
52 NVOY ~ Make You Mine
53 Starley ~ Call On Me (Ryan Riback Remix)
54 Vitalic ~ Tu Conmigo (feat. La Bien Querida)
55 Dua Lipa ~ New Rules
56 Nora En Pure ~ Waves
57 Bakermat ~ Don't Want You Back (feat. Kiesza)
58 Atella and Frøder ~ Closer To Life
59 TheFatRat ~ Epic
60 TCTS ~ Do It Like Me (Icy Feet) (feat. Sage The Gemini and Kelis)

61 James Hype ~ More Than Friends (feat. Kelli-Leigh)
62 Alan Walker ~ Alone (feat. Noonie Bao)
63 Angelika Vee ~ Coco Jamboo (Calippo Remix)
64 Cardi B ~ Bodak Yellow
65 TheFatRat ~ Elegy
66 Pnau ~ Chameleon
67 Zonderling ~ Sonderling (2016 Edit)
68 State of Sound ~ Wake Up Where You Are
69 21 Savage ~ Bank Account
70 Sofi Tukker ~ F*ck They

71 offaiah ~ Trouble
72 Camila Cabello ~ Havana (feat. Young Thug)
73 Katy Perry ~ Chained To The Rhythm (feat. Skip Marley)
74 Lotus, SPYZR and Salt-N-Pepa ~ Push It!
75 CamelPhat and Elderbrook ~ Cola
76 Yungen ~ Bestie (feat. Yxng Bane)
77 Röyksopp ~ Never Ever (feat. Susanne Sundfør)
78 Bakermat ~ Baby
79 MK ~ 17
80 Kendrick Lamar ~ HUMBLE.

81 Martin Solveig ~ Do It Right (feat. Tkay Maidza)
82 Calvin Harris ~ Skrt On Me (feat. Nicki Minaj)
83 Jonas Blue ~ Mama (feat. William Singe)
84 Jason Derulo ~ Swalla (feat. Nicki Minaj and Ty Dolla $ign)
85 Above & Beyond presents OceanLab ~ Another Chance
86 Weiss ~ You're Sunshine
87 Avicii and Sandro Cavazza ~ So Much Better (Avicii Remix)
88 Kungs vs. Cookin' On 3 Burners ~ This Girl
89 Bassjackers and KSHMR ~ Extreme (feat. Sidnie Tipton)
90 KYLE ~ iSpy (feat. Lil Yachty)

91 J Balvin and Willy William ~ Mi Gente
92 J Hus ~ Did You See
93 Frenship ~ Capsize (feat. Emily Warren)
94 EC Twins ~ Revolution (feat. Guordan Banks)
95 Freejak and Safety First ~ Closer Than Close (feat. BB Diamond)
96 Stefflon Don ~ Hurtin' Me (feat. French Montana)
97 Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee ~ Despacito
98 Jonas Blue ~ By Your Side (feat. Raye)
99 Arcade Fire ~ Everything Now
100 Avicii ~ What Would I Change It To (feat. AlunaGeorge)

101 Migos ~ Bad and Boujee (feat. Lil Uzi Vert)
102 Cheat Codes ~ No Promises (feat. Demi Lovato)
103 Shakira ~ Chantaje (feat. Maluma)
104 BUNT. ~ Take Me Home (feat. Alexander Tidebrink)
105 Axwell /\ Ingrosso ~ More Than You Know
106 Marcapasos ~ Aicha
107 Post Malone ~ rockstar (feat. 21 Savage)
108 Felon ~ Hide & Seek (VIP Edit)
109 Tove Lo ~ True Disaster
110 DJ Khaled ~ Don't Quit (feat. Calvin Harris, Travis Scott and Jeremih)

111 Stormzy ~ Big For Your Boots
112 Martin Garrix and Dua Lipa ~ Scared To Be Lonely
113 Kstewart ~ Hands (feat. Yungen)
114 Gromee ~ Spirit (feat. Mahan Moin)
115 deadmau5 ~ Let Go (feat. grabbitz)
116 The Chainsmokers ~ Paris (feat. Emily Warren)
117 Lady Gaga ~ The Cure
118 Pep & Rash ~ Echo (feat. Polina)
119 Avicii ~ You Be Love (feat. Billy Raffoul)
120 Sigala and Digital Farm Animals ~ Only One

121 The Weeknd ~ Starboy (feat. Daft Punk)
122 Kygo and Ellie Goulding ~ First Time
123 Bip Ling and Ice ~ Buff Girlz (feat. Mooch)
124 Galantis ~ Hunter
125 Drake ~ Passionfruit
126 Møme ~ Aloha (feat. Merryn Jeann)
127 Phantom Sage ~ When I'm Gone
128 Jaded ~ In The Morning
129 Yxng Bane ~ Rihanna
130 Maggie Lindemann ~ Pretty Girl (Cheat Codes and CADE Remix)

131 Tiësto and KSHMR ~ Harder (feat. Talay Riley)
132 Yo Gotti and Mike Will Made-It ~ Rake It Up (feat. Nicki Minaj)
133 DJ Licious ~ I Can't Stop
134 The Chainsmokers and Coldplay ~ Something Just Like This
135 Bassjackers and Lucas & Steve ~ These Heights (feat. Caroline Pennell)
136 Lika Morgan ~ Holding On
137 Sean Paul ~ No Lie (feat. Dua Lipa)
138 Milky Chance ~ Cocoon
139 Yves V vs. Dimitri Vangelis & Wyman ~ Daylight (With You)
140 JP Cooper ~ September Song

141 Eelke Kleijn ~ Shed My Skin (feat. Therese)
142 Sons Of Maria ~ Sweet Madness (feat. Angelika Vee)
143 Callum Beattie ~ Man Behind The Sun (Basto Club Edit)
144 Leon Else ~ What I Won't Do
145 Bisbetic ~ Aren't You High (feat. Sam Bruno)
146 Julia Michaels ~ Issues
147 Route 94 ~ House & Pressure
148 Above & Beyond ~ My Own Hymn (feat. Zoe Johnston)
149 Selena Gomez ~ Bad Liar
150 Lil Uzi Vert ~ XO TOUR Llif3

151 Sofi Tukker ~ Best Friend (feat. NERVO, The Knocks and Alisa Ueno)
152 Axwell /\ Ingrosso ~ Dawn
153 Mahmut Orhan ~ Save Me (feat. Eneli)
154 The Killers ~ The Man
155 Portugal. The Man ~ Feel It Still
156 Lorde ~ Green Light
157 Major Lazer ~ Know No Better (feat. Travis Scott, Camila Cabello and Quavo)
158 Orjan Nilsen ~ The Hardest Part (feat. Rykka)
159 Just Kiddin ~ Won't Let You Down
160 Little Mix ~ Touch

161 Sub Focus ~ Don't You Feel It (feat. ALMA)
162 Driftmoon ~ Genesis (feat. DSharp)
163 Watermät and Pep & Rash ~ Ruff Like This
164 Galantis ~ Pillow Fight
165 Cashmere Cat ~ Trust Nobody (feat. Selena Gomez and Tory Lanez)
166 Mason ~ Fashion Killa (papapapa) (feat. Stefflon Don)
167 Hight ~ Runway
168 Drake ~ Blem
169 Matoma ~ Heart Won't Forget (feat. Gia)
170 Big Shaq ~ Man's Not Hot

171 EDX ~ High On You
172 Alok and Bhaskar ~ Fuego
173 nanobii ~ Chipland
174 The Magician and Julian Perretta ~ Tied Up
175 Alex Ross ~ Dreams (feat. Dakota and T-Pain)
176 MK ~ My Love 4 U (feat. A*M*E)
177 P!nk ~ What About Us
178 Rhodes vs. Felix Jaehn ~ Your Soul (Holding On)
179 Soulé ~ Troublemaker
180 Throttle ~ Found You (Make Me Yours)

181 TheFatRat ~ The Calling (feat. Laura Brehm)
182 Tobtok ~ Aber
183 Smith & Thell ~ Statue (The Pills Song) (BUNT. Remix)
184 Tom Zanetti ~ You Want Me (feat. Sadie Ama)
185 BLR ~ NUNGWI
186 Anne-Marie ~ Ciao Adios
187 Armand Van Helden vs. Butter Rush ~ I Need A Painkiller
188 EDX ~ Bloom
189 Kideko and George Kwali ~ Crank It (Woah!) (feat. Nadia Rose and Sweetie Irie)
190 Ramin Djawadi ~ Game of Thrones (KSHMR and The Golden Army Remix)

191 Zara Larsson ~ Ain't My Fault
192 Calvin Harris ~ Heatstroke (feat. Young Thug, Pharrell Williams and Ariana Grande)
193 Calvin Harris ~ Faking It (feat. Kehlani and Lil Yachty)
194 Drake ~ Fake Love
195 Enrique Iglesias ~ Subeme La Radio (feat. Descemer Bueno and Zion & Lennox)
196 Galantis ~ True Feeling
197 Disciples ~ Jealousy
198 Mura Masa and Charli XCX ~ 1 Night
199 LIONE ~ Leave This Place
200 Nimmo ~ Dancing Makes Us Brave

201 Drones Club ~ Hurricane
202 Camila Cabello ~ OMG (feat. Quavo)
203 Black Legend ~ Mr DJ (Something I Can Dance To) (feat. Phylea Carley)
204 Drake ~ Get It Together (feat. Black Coffee and Jorja Smith)
205 Sage The Gemini ~ Now and Later
206 Cashmere Cat ~ Quit (feat. Ariana Grande)
207 Rita Ora ~ Anywhere
208 Marshmello ~ Alone
209 Alma ~ Karma
210 Felix Jaehn ~ Bonfire (feat. Alma)

211 Solo Suspex ~ They Don't Know
212 Andrew Rayel ~ Never Let Me Go (feat. Angelika Vee)
213 John Gibbons ~ Would I Lie To You
214 Alesso ~ Falling
215 Camila Cabello ~ Crying in the Club
216 Detlef ~ Swagon (feat. Ossey James)
217 Playboi Carti ~ Magnolia
218 Katy Perry ~ Bon Appétit (feat. Migos)
219 Ralph Felix and SDJM ~ The Heat (I Wanna Dance With Somebody)
220 Don Diablo ~ Don't Let Go (feat. Holly Winter)

221 Hardy Caprio ~ Unsigned (feat. One Acen)
222 The xx ~ On Hold
223 Calvin Harris ~ Hard To Love (feat. Jessie Reyez)
224 deadmau5 ~ Strobe
225 Wham! ~ Last Christmas
226 Franky Rizardo ~ Same Man
227 Calvin Harris ~ Cash Out (feat. ScHoolboy Q, PARTYNEXTDOOR and D.R.A.M.)
228 Toddla T ~ Beast (feat. Andrea Martin and Stefflon Don)
229 KDA ~ Just Say (feat. Tinashe)
230 Alma ~ Dye My Hair

231 Drake ~ Signs
232 BUNT. ~ On My Way (feat. Leah Haywood)
233 Anton Powers and Pixie Lott ~ Baby
234 Calvin Harris ~ Holiday (feat. Snoop Dogg, John Legend and Takeoff)
235 Hailee Steinfeld & Grey ~ Starving (feat. Zedd)
236 Ryan Blyth and After 6 ~ Show Me (feat. Malisha Bleau)
237 Wankelmut ~ Almost Mine (feat. Charlotte OC)
238 Hurts ~ All I Want For Christmas Is New Year's Day
239 Joe Goddard ~ Lose Your Love
240 Black Saint ~ Could You Love Me?

241 FM-84 ~ Running In The Night (feat. Ollie Wride)
242 Migos ~ T-Shirt
243 Lushington ~ You Got Me Baby
244 Leona Lewis ~ One More Sleep
245 The Pogues ~ Fairytale Of New York (feat. Kirsty MacColl)
246 Laura Brehm ~ Don't Wait
247 Irina Rimes ~ Visele (DJ Dark & MD.DJ Remix)
248 Zara Larsson ~ Lush Life
249 Terror Jr ~ Come First
250 Mabel ~ Finders Keepers (feat. Kojo Funds)
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post Nov 11 2017, 04:02 PM
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EOYs already? ohmy.gif This year has flown by!

Hype anyway cheer.gif Hoping to see Saving Light nice and high and hoping Friend of Mine makes an appearance!
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post Nov 11 2017, 04:02 PM
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Much excitement!

I actually think there could be a surprise this year for your EOY #1.
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post Nov 12 2017, 10:02 AM
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QUOTE(PeteFromLeeds @ Nov 11 2017, 04:02 PM) *
EOYs already? ohmy.gif This year has flown by!

Hype anyway cheer.gif Hoping to see Saving Light nice and high and hoping Friend of Mine makes an appearance!
I'm making it a tradition to be the first to open an EOY thread. tongue.gif
Both of those songs will be somewhere in the top 100!

QUOTE(D0bz @ Nov 11 2017, 04:02 PM) *
Much excitement!

I actually think there could be a surprise this year for your EOY #1.
Ooh really, what kind of surprise? ;o
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post Nov 12 2017, 07:17 PM
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THE HATE CHART



Before we crack on with the ten WORST hit singles of 2017, let's remind ourselves of last year's horrors (even if it would be better for the sake of my sanity to never remember of these tracks' collective existence ever again):

puke.gif =01 // Shawn Mendes - Stitches
puke.gif =01 // Shawn Mendes - Treat You Better
puke.gif 03 // Meghan Trainor - Me Poo
puke.gif 04 // DUNCE - Cake By The Ocean
puke.gif 05 // Charlie Poof - One Call Away
puke.gif 06 // One Direction - History
puke.gif 07 // 5 Seconds Of Summer - Girls Talk Boys
puke.gif 08 // Fifth Harmony - That's My Girl
puke.gif 09 // DUNCE - Toothbrush
puke.gif 10 // Niall Horan - This Town

and the HALL OF HATE:

2016 puke.gif Shawn Mendes - Stitches / Treat You Better
2015 puke.gif Hozier - Take Me To Church
2014 puke.gif Idina Menzel - OMG SCREECH (Let It Go)
2013 puke.gif P!nk - OMG SCREECH (Just Give Me A Reason) [feat. Nate Reuss]
2012 puke.gif Chris Brown - Don't Wake Me Up
2011 puke.gif Bruno Mars - Grenade

Which song will join the above horrors? Let's look at the contenders:

• OMG SCREECH (not Pink)
• ""grime"" artists
• Look what she made me do
• A former Wundee member
• A country song even more awful than most
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post Nov 12 2017, 08:31 PM
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THE HATE CHART

#10 Zedd & Alessia Cara - Stay

And the award for the worst dance hit of the year goes to this. Zedd as Cody knows too well is one of my least favourite people in dance music at the moment which is a shame because he started off so well with 'Spectrum' and 'Clarity' but then gradually got worse ever since... until he got to his all time low point in 2017. Which brings us to 'Stay', which sees Zedd losing all of what he previously was all about in order to get a cheap hit and going all generic future bass on us. Well I know he already did that with 'Starving', but that was different with him being the featured artist, and that was actually surprisingly good. What's so different about this that makes it offensive enough to end up in my Hate Chart then? For one I've never been a fan of Alessia's voice, and with the exception of MK's remix of 'Wild Things' she has not had a hit for me. Mostly though I don't like the way the production just grinds to a halt for the chorus, the robotic backing vocals and the lyrics are painfully basic too, and the drop is nothing to get excited over with it sounding like The Chainsmokers watered down. All in all, quite an annoying song. It is quite sad that he was rewarded with his biggest hit to date with his most generic trend chasing tosh but I guess that's what the public are like. Really though I am still not over 'Clarity' not being the massive hit it deserved to be - It peaked at #27?! NUMBER TWENTY SEVEN?!?

27?
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post Nov 12 2017, 10:42 PM
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And the award for Waste Of Sperm goes to...
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post Nov 12 2017, 11:00 PM
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All the Avicii haters.
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post Nov 12 2017, 11:55 PM
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will be interested to see what appears here!
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post Nov 13 2017, 12:18 AM
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but for real why do this now? we literally have a few weeks left.
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post Nov 13 2017, 11:25 AM
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did you read the OP? tongue.gif

basically my chart year is like Billboard's so November is the last month of the year, so I'm doing the hate chart and other things in anticipation for the main event!
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post Nov 13 2017, 11:38 AM
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THE HATE CHART

#09 Jake Paul - It's Everyday Bro

Now this song is objectively worse than a lot of what's yet to come, but this chart is not about objective song quality, rather what I disliked the most throughout the year. This song I was rather conflicted with, as it did bring us a lot of dank memes but it is beyond laughably awful. Jake comes across as the most obnoxious person on the planet not just in this song but in general, and we really don't need these types of people doing well on YouTube when there are actual funny YTers who don't rely on manufactured drama or pranks for views. Also, he cannot rap for shit, the lyrics are just terrible and the hook is just him putting on an annoying voice. None of his friends can either and the whole thing is just embarrassing, it amazes me that this is what pre teens are genuinely into now /OAP. The whole YouTubers doing music phenomena has really passed me by anyway, barely any of them are actually well written. Except for Pink Guy and jacksfilms (for the memes that is, I don't stick them on my daily playlist).
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#08 Bruno Mars - That's What I Don't Like

Sometimes Bruno is bearable, on rare occasion he's actually great ('Uptown Funk'), but sadly he continues to release a lot of blegh. And so the token 'I'm so romantic and sexy' song of the era came from 'That's What I Like' which followed '24K Magic' which did fairly well on my chart, peaking at #39. It's such a boring song and there isn't a lot to it, and if it wasn't for the overexposure it wouldn't have made it this far up the hate chart. At least I don't live in America though where this was another #1 for him. I suppose what really makes this offensive is Bruno's wailing voice, but it's not a song I would have enjoyed anyway.
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post Nov 15 2017, 03:13 AM
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Is this really gonna be the opposite of my chart? The only one we agree on is It's Everyday Bro and I even think that's worse than you're giving it discredit for.
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post Nov 15 2017, 07:22 AM
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Probably. I seem to remember you disagreeing with a lot of last year's hate chart too laugh.gif
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Totally here for the That’s What I Like hate tho cheer.gif
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QUOTE(danVember @ Nov 14 2017, 11:22 PM) *
Probably. I seem to remember you disagreeing with a lot of last year's hate chart too laugh.gif
I think I just have a higher tolerance for songs in general
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#07 Zaylor - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)

Another year means another number of attempts by former 1D members to stay relevant and after Zayn's first album flopping he took the route of doing a soundtrack single, and not just that but adding Taylor onto it. Following on from the previous Fifty Shades soundtrack singles from The Weeknd and Ellie Goulding that were boring, I very much expected the same from this. Unsurprisingly that's what we get, a really drab unsexy boring song - and if I'm to trust what I've heard about the film it accompanies then they suit each other "well". Zayn has a very weak voice which can't carry the song, his falsetto is painful. At least Taylor is somewhat bearable here but this is not the last we see of her in the hate chart.
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#06 Ed Sheeran - Multiple Boring Songs From 'Divide' That Blend Into One

Oh Ed Sheeran, the man who changed UK chart history forever when the entirety of 'Divide' landed in the UK top 20. Just goes to show just how bloody overrated this guy is. And for a while he was inescapable on the radio, the news, everything. Now his comeback singles aren't the reason he's here, those are quite decent but I wouldn't play those out of choice now either. What I really hate from him are songs like 'Perfect', 'How Would You Feel', 'Happier', 'Dive' and any other soppy love ballad that makes me want to punch a wall. How are people not bored of this yet? :| They're not just slow and boring, but offensively so.
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