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Aug 25 2008, 07:43 PM
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Tinnmark Daily
Terrorist attack in Osnesia! A bomb went-off in a university in Osnesia, the capital of Tinnmark today! 68 people are confirmed dead and over 80 people are hurt! The prime minister Torkil Johnsen declare the next three days for "national mourning". All schools will be closed down these three days of mourning. No one know exactly who is standing behind the terrible attack at Osnesia University! The police and the T.A.I (Terror Attack Investigation) suspect that a student from Osnesia is standing behind the attack as they are investigation the university! This is the worst loss of people since the Buzzjack World War II from 1956-1959 when over 1 500 000 tinnish people lost their lives! This is what the prime minister said to TV Tinnmark: "This is a sad day for all Tinnish people, my deepest thoughts goes to the families and friends of the victims. But Tinnmark is a strong country!! We will stand strong throw this sad time! the next three days will our nation stand still, in a national mourning to the victims, their family and friends, and the students of Osnesia University! We will stand strong, we will stand strong!! God bless us all" |
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Aug 26 2008, 10:25 AM
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Nuchet Vid Kopeček
In wake of the news of the terrorist attack upon Osnesia yesterday, Chancellor Cermet Karasol yesterday pledged 'full allegiance' to Tinnmark and promised to 'aid Tinnmark in such a manner that the perpetrators of this ghastly attack can be brought to justice'. Chancellor Cermet Karasol yesterday put off his first visit to neighbouring country Bhangra, with official sources claiming that a 'family emergency' has prevented the visit. However, prominent blog 'Germet', which has been noted for its strong anti-Karasol stance, yesterday reported that the Chancellor was overheard as saying that he 'couldn't stand those depots in Bhangra', although these claims have yet to be verified. The Eledanese border last night was subject to controversy after an apparent attempt to smuggle immigrants across the border. The border has been subject to breaches recently in the wake of the Eledanese economic crisis which has as yet not influenced the Kopecek economy. |
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Aug 26 2008, 10:37 AM
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GaGa in Hub Gig
Lady GaGa kicked off her representation of Torchwood in BJSCX last night with a performance in the Torchwood Hub in the capital city Cardopia. Thousands of fans gathered to see the show, which was kicked off by Prime Minister Jack Darkness. GaGa ran through several of her hits including Just Dance (The song she represented MKL with in BJSCXII), Beautiful Dirty Rich and Love Game and of course finished the night with Poker Face. The song has gone down remarkably well in Torchwood, with iTunes Torchwood Downloads allready sending GaGa to #3 in the Torchwoodian Charts, allready above the peak of any other BJSC Entry (the highest being Sneaky Sound System, peaking at #12). This will surely go ever higher as the contest continues and is tipped to be one of the biggest songs Torchwood have ever seen.... This post has been edited by James.: Aug 26 2008, 10:37 AM |
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Aug 26 2008, 06:28 PM
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Tinnmark Daily 26.05.08
The Goverment Closing The Borders! The goverment decide to close the free entry borders to Tinnmark today, after yesterdays horrible terror attack. Now must people get a passport and visa to visit Tinnmark, and only for 30 days, from the day you enter the country. The prime minister belive this will reduce illegal refugees and illegal trade. In 2007 was the number of illegal refugees 78 000, and so far this year 2008, have the number reached 90 000 illegal refugees, mostly from Norwegia. The Hurricane "Truls" Strikes Tinnmark Isle Today did the hurrican "Truls" strike the west-coast of Tinnmark Isle, the hurricane was reached a F3 hurricane when it striked Tinnmark. 21 people are missing and 36 people are confirmed dead. The hurrican season have just begin in Tinnmark. So far have 128 people died in natural disasters this year in Tinnmark. Marion Raven Cancel Here Tour! After the attack at Osnesia University have Marion Raven cancelling here tour to Norwegia, Simmondly, Bokia, Espen, United States of Russiatron, Nonsuch, Sangria, Former Scandinavia Republic of Ronitva, Bhangra, Ferverosia, Ashton and Lorikeet for three days. She will not arrive on here first consert at Norwegias capital Cheesbourgh before the 29th. |
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Aug 26 2008, 07:07 PM
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The Kingdom of Shadow's policeman 'Bill' has assured Tinnmark and all BJ nations that he will be especially vigilant to ensure 'none o' them terrorist types' cause any disruption during the song contest to be held next month. His brother 'Phil' (the country's fireman) has also offered to help out with security for both semi-finals and the BuzzJack Song Contest Final.
This post has been edited by brunoboi: Aug 26 2008, 07:07 PM |
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Aug 26 2008, 07:42 PM
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This is good news for the participants and for Marion Raven! The safty comes first, and nothing is better than knowing everything is going saftly!
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Aug 27 2008, 08:07 AM
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Ashton imposes more restrictions on borders
Ashton's notoriously strict border rules, were today tightened following the attack on tinnmark. Ashton's immigrant number fell from 2550 in 2000 to 0 in 2003 after new rules were introduced. All bands who have applied to play in Ashton have been successfully granted visas. The Ashtonise government has stood by their Tinnmark counterparts offering military and financial support. |
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Aug 27 2008, 09:17 AM
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"Everything seems different the second time around."
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QUOTE(Juranexpress) Juranabaijan is BANKRUPT!!! =O They really wish to help Tinnmark in their time of need after a dreadful terror attack, but simply can't as they don't have the funds. Families, rich people, and everyone in Juranabaijan are being urged to donate maoney to the Tinnmark Fund National Appeal. So far it has raised 7.89 Juranapounds, which equates to £5.76 GBP. |
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Aug 27 2008, 09:47 AM
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livin' legend you can look but don't touch
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More Hardship in FNT Nickodonia
After inflation reached a staggering 342% last month, the people of FNTNickodonia have been hit with more struggles, to stop more aid coming in the former occupiers of this glorious land (The Noodonian Republic) have blocked all the borders to stop people getting in and out, it is thought a full take over will be mounted soon. ! |
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Aug 27 2008, 09:48 AM
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livin' legend you can look but don't touch
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FNTNickodonia has tried to help the victims of this terrible attack by donating 1.1 Billion Nickros (we managed to slip them through the border) however due to our own crisis 1.1 Billion is worth around 1 Euro ...
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Aug 27 2008, 11:20 AM
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FNTNickodonia has tried to help the victims of this terrible attack by donating 1.1 Billion Nickros (we managed to slip them through the border) however due to our own crisis 1.1 Billion is worth around 1 Euro ... LMFAO so true This post has been edited by James.: Aug 27 2008, 11:20 AM |
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Aug 27 2008, 04:28 PM
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All I need is the air I breathe and a place to rest my head.
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VNN (Vulcania News Network)
Vulcania's Foreign Secretary, Juanita Kalypso is said to be looking to improve tourism within the country and apparently has got in touch with officials in Jester's Kingdom to arrange a new underground train link from the Orchidia continent to the Kingdom island. The train link will be situated in Vulcania's coastal city of Demford and will be fundamental in allowing tourists to cheaply and economically travel from the country to the neighbouring island. We'll bring you more news on this matter when we have it. In other news, 12 year old Elphias Hawthorne has become the youngest person in Vulcania to obtain a GCSE in Desperate Housewives, his parents are said to be 'delighted and surprised about the news'. |
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Aug 27 2008, 07:02 PM
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Infamy Infamy they all got it in for me
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THE KYLIENIPS HERALD
The high Priestess Queen Kylie will give the Golden Key to Juranabaijan to the city of Bliss, when CSS have finished performing their set. Queen Kylie and Sister Princess Dannii will be watching the performance live. |
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Aug 27 2008, 07:04 PM
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equally cursed & blessed
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We have visitors in B.a.N.G from several different countries
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Aug 27 2008, 07:07 PM
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All hail the mighty Pingu
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The Dalisskan Daily
Alien sightings in Dalisska? Hundreds of phone calls were recieved at the National Dalisskan Police headquarters last night reporting Strange grey shadow like creatures shifting around the countryside nearby Rillatean. The DDU (Dalisska Defence Unit) have been called in to Rillatean to further investigate the matter. It is unknown what these Creatures want or if they are even aliens in the first place. The Head officer in the DDU suggested that what the people were seeing were most likly just Cows, however he didn't fully put aside the possibility of Extraterrestrial Beings. This post has been edited by Sabrewulf238: Aug 27 2008, 07:08 PM |
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Aug 27 2008, 07:13 PM
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VNN (Vulcania News Network) Vulcania's Foreign Secretary, Juanita Kalypso is said to be looking to improve tourism within the country and apparently has got in touch with officials in Jester's Kingdom to arrange a new underground train link from the Orchidia continent to the Kingdom island. The train link will be situated in Vulcania's coastal city of Demford and will be fundamental in allowing tourists to cheaply and economically travel from the country to the neighbouring island. We'll bring you more news on this matter when we have it. In other news, 12 year old Elphias Hawthorne has become the youngest person in Vulcania to obtain a GCSE in Desperate Housewives, his parents are said to be 'delighted and surprised about the news'. Tis a jolly good idea - any chance of an underwater highway extending to the Kingdom of Shadow - would be jolly useful for egtting to the contest Oh and we are not responsible for the mysterious shadows - maybe... This post has been edited by brunoboi: Aug 27 2008, 07:14 PM |
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Aug 27 2008, 08:33 PM
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All I need is the air I breathe and a place to rest my head.
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Tis a jolly good idea - any chance of an underwater highway extending to the Kingdom of Shadow - would be jolly useful for egtting to the contest Oh and we are not responsible for the mysterious shadows - maybe... No doubt Ms. Kalypso will be in touch Of course it does rather depend on Vulcania's budget - we did spend a lot on our 8 year war |
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Aug 28 2008, 10:08 AM
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Nuchet Vid Kopeček
The border dispute between Kopečka and Bhangra intensified last night after Bhangrese trops entered the breakaway region of West Sotesia, an area which Kopečka has long claimed belongs to them. The crisis comes at a time when Kopeček-Bhangrese relations have reached an all-time low, with Chancellor Cermet Karasol quoted as referring to the Bhangrese government as 'a bunch of despots'. A trade agreement between Kopečka and Eledan has been finalised after speculation that the recent economic crisis within Eledan would lead to a last-minute pull-out. The Chancellor of the Kopečquer has released a press statement claiming that the agreement is 'in the best interests of both our nations', and that Kopečka will 'help aid Eledan through this tough time'. The trade agreement has opened trade borders between the two countries, and the Chancellor has stated that he hopes this deal will put an end to the illegal smuggling across the border of commercial goods. |
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Aug 28 2008, 10:13 AM
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"Everything seems different the second time around."
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THE KYLIENIPS HERALD The high Priestess Queen Kylie will give the Golden Key to Juranabaijan to the city of Bliss, when CSS have finished performing their set. Queen Kylie and Sister Princess Dannii will be watching the performance live. We can't wait to recieve the Golden Key, and meet Queen Kylie and Princess Danii.. It will be an honour =] |
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Aug 28 2008, 10:45 AM
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Queen of Soon
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Kopek-Ash Link confirmed
Ashton's Government today confirmed that it had signed a free trade agreement and military alliance with Kopečka. Buzzjack's two remaining economic powerhouses signed a deal to support each other during the global credit crunch and against military threats. The Ashtonise National Guard sent a warship to Kopečka to aid them in the struggle against Bhangra (Source: Ashton Times) |
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