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 28th August 2008, 11:09 AM
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 All I need is the air I breathe and a place to rest my head.
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VNN (Vulcania News Network)
Officials working on behalf of BJSC X have announced today that Idina Menzel and Kristen Chenoweth, Vulcania's entries for the contest, have in fact double booked themselves and thus will not be able to sing at the contest. They have instead given permission for local girl, Kerry Ellis to sing the song instead. In an interview earlier today, Ellis claims that she hopes to 'bring a rockier edge to the song' and insists that she will do the song justice for all the fans of Menzel's original. In other news, a native Vulcanian yak left drivers fuming today after refusing to budge from the entrance of Ironway Tunnel. Motorists were left stranded as the yak, nicknamed by drivers as 'Pain in the arse' sat at the entrance for a total of six hours. One driver commented that the yak had caused him to miss the start of the new series of Pimp My Ride and claimed that he would be filing a lawsuit against the yak. |
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28th August 2008, 01:39 PM
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DROTTNING!
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QUOTE(f1mad @ Aug 28 2008, 11:46 AM)  Kopek-Ash Link confirmed Ashton's Government today confirmed that it had signed a free trade agreement and military alliance with Kopečka. Buzzjack's two remaining economic powerhouses signed a deal to support each other during the global credit crunch and against military threats. The Ashtonise National Guard sent a warship to Kopečka to aid them in the struggle against Bhangra (Source: Ashton Times) Well, Miskantha's two remaining economic powerhouses, but what's a continent and a world between allies?  Kopečka thank Ashton for their aid in the struggle to retain West Sotesia 
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28th August 2008, 01:57 PM
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Ashton is in North-West Quilvoria
we are happy to support Kopečka in their time of need |
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28th August 2008, 02:01 PM
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DROTTNING!
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QUOTE(f1mad @ Aug 28 2008, 02:58 PM) Ashton is in North-West Quilvoria we are happy to support Kopečka in their time of need Whoops And many thanks  Should Ashton require any help dealing with pesky neighbours, Chancellor Karasol is there to help 
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28th August 2008, 02:05 PM
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Queen of Soon
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i only have bottankia
nobody wants to be in western Quilvoria, even though its far warmer and nicer than the east |
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28th August 2008, 02:07 PM
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livin' legend you can look but don't touch
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McDonald Launches Takeover bid for FNTNickodonia
The fast food super power is considering a takeover bid on the ailing FNTNickodonia, although it is not customary to buy countries McDonalds opposes taking it by force, it is believed the company would re-brand the country and make it a great nation once more 
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28th August 2008, 02:28 PM
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Tinnmark Daily
Tinnmark want a deal whit Sommondly to make the longest and largest bridge ever from Tinnmark to Sommondly! This is what the goverment said to Tinnmark Daily today! This is not confirmed whit the goverment in simmondly. Prime minister Torkil Johnsen had a speach to the victims of the terror monday morning, and ended the three days of nationdal mouring. |
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28th August 2008, 02:36 PM
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salty foods parch the human
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QUOTE(f1mad @ Aug 28 2008, 03:06 PM) nobody wants to be in western Quilvoria, even though its far warmer and nicer than the east Oi, I'll have you know that East Quilvoria is much nicer than the West.  Quilvoria is quite an empty continent actually. Maybe that's why Quotosibb flop so much, we're quite far away from the rest of the Buzzjack world.
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28th August 2008, 02:47 PM
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Queen of Soon
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I think we'll agree to disagree
But yeah, we are by far the most unpopulated continent, the eastern section is the most populated section tho. |
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28th August 2008, 03:04 PM
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livin' legend you can look but don't touch
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Hehe I've designed a McDonald's flag
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28th August 2008, 07:24 PM
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thanks for being a sarcy lil bitch
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Economic Crisis?
Eledanese prime minister finally revealed the official information that Eledan are currently under the economic crisis. 'There have been some bad times for Eledan last 2 months but we hope that with the help of our allies and friend countries we will go through it'. For 3 consecutive months until July Eledan have been one of the leading countries in the economic world. 'We are really glad Kopecka tries to help the nation at the moment and we hope the negotiations about reciprocal benefits will take place at some point' Source: EledaNews |
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28th August 2008, 07:27 PM
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"Everything seems different the second time around."
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QUOTE(VERY reliable tabloid) =O KFC are taking over McDonalds!!! which means FNTNickodonia will be under the ruling of KFC
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28th August 2008, 08:04 PM
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All hail the mighty Pingu
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QUOTE(VERY reliable tabloid) =O KFC are taking over McDonalds!!! which means FNTNickodonia will be under the ruling of KFC Dalisska have sent reinforcements to the FNT Nickodonia Defence in the form of the Moby Chicken! I'd like to see KFC take over FNT Nickodonia while THAT chickens around! |
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17th March 2009, 03:33 AM
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Political Changes for Ashton?
After a recent uprising against current Prime Minister Jayener Hawthe, the President/Dictator Phil has revolutionised the Ashtonise political landscape in a bid to give Ashtonise citizens more say in the running of their country. Previously the President chose the PM who looked after the day to day dull stuff of the country but now a full parliament has been introduced. The new parliament is to be housed within Ashton House (Tallest building in Morepeth Cove's Regina Governa d'Centric also known as RGC near the City Centre.)  The new extensions to the high rise building will house offices for the Members of Parliament who are to be elected by democratic means. Each of Ashton's 9 States have been divided into constituencies and there are to be 928 seats in the parliament. There are 4 main political parties at time of writing. The Liberal Party of Ashton - Want full democracy and the land that Botanikka currently lies on. Least supported party of the 4 The Ashton National Party - Currently in power. Political Party of Sanvoria - Main party of the west coast, strong political ties with the ANP Janslic Motovicania Faywi l'Governa - Popular within Saynher Janslic (Fotherington Island) Elections are scheduled to take place on Friday. Dictator Phil is to continue to veto every law, rejecting and amending those he does not like. He shall also continue to impose his own laws. The country shall be adjusting it's official name from 'Ashton' on friday to formally take the name of 'Demicrata Republique d'Ashton'. It will continue to be known as Ashton for BJSC entries. Ashton is not expected to change it's infamous immigration laws which has seen 0 illegal immigrants within the country for the past 6years. Periodic searches, heavy penalties and tight legislation make it impossible for employers to use illegal workers. Ashton is also not expected to change it's stance over environmentalists, but did admit that all public transportation runs on Natural Gas, which emits zero emissions. Governa Republique d'Ashton recorded a budget surplus of $153,123.223billion (Ashtonise Dollars) roughly £982,532.209trillion (UK Pounds) |
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17th March 2009, 03:20 PM
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thanks for being a sarcy lil bitch
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New President.
The new President, Astefann Trķna Får was chosen in the last weekend by 49.192% of the citizens in Eledan and abroad. The international observers overally didn't notice any violations during the day of the national election. This was a landslide victory of the most anticipated candidate to take the place in the White House. Eledanée president is chosen every 5 years. Astefann, the third Eledanée president, started his work immediately after the announcement of the results. His 4 contenders in the presidential elections have finished in the following order: 1. Astefann Trķna Får 49% 2. Hirat Neryn Méle 19% 3. Stefan From 16% 4. Julio Ståmpt 10% 5. Andréa White 6% Source: www.e-news.ld |
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17th March 2009, 03:40 PM
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ELECTION DAY BEFORE FNR TINNMARK NAME CHANGE! Tinnmark: 34 000 000 habitantes Norvegia 23 000 000 habitantes FNR Tinnmark 57 000 000 habitantes Capital Åsnesia of FNR Tinnmark  Capital Building  After 18:00 BJT+1 (Buzzjack Time) FNR Tinnmark will be named; United States of Tinnmark/or/Norvegia.. (depends if Tinnmark or Norvegia gets more seats) FNR Tinnmark is divided into 13 states it's 6 states in Norvegia, and another 6 states in Tinnmark + Tinnmark Isle (999 seats in the goverment) Tinnmarkian states: (485 seats) Åsnesia (212 seats) Bergensia (102 seats) Vestfjordane (71 seats) Sognland (30 seats) Nordalane (15 seats) Sogndalsfjųyri (55 seats) Norvegian states: (485 seats) Rjukania (122 seats) Sųrstaten (45 seats) Nordstaten (28 seats) Nordre Telehus (88 seats) Sųndre Telehus (98 seats) Norwegen (104 seats) + Tinnmark Isle (29 seats) There are 2 political parties in the Tinnmarkian parilament and 2 in the Norvegian parilament. Tinnmarkian Liberal Party - Want full democracy of Tinnmarkian Isle (Go to war against Bokia and FSR Farahtyn on the Isle, not mainland) - Erik André Åsnes Tinnmarkian National Party - Stop the immigrants and protect our country from terror + more culture, music and first BJSC win - Adrian Stachnik Norvegian Party of Workers - More job's - Helle Jųrgensen Norvegian Party of Religion - Want more religion to the country - Torkil Johnsen Results of Election Rjukania: NPW Tinnmark Isle: TLP Rjukania: NPR Vestfjordane: TLP Sognland: TLP Norde Telehus: NPW Sųndre Telehus: NPR Nordstaten: NPW Sogndalsfjųyri: TLP Bergensia: TLP Norwegen: NPW Åsnesia: TLP Bergensia: TNP TLP: 412 (41,24%) TNP: 102 (10,21%) NPW: 265 (26,52%) NPR: 220 (22,02%) New president is... ERIK ANDRÉ ÅSNES! |
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17th March 2009, 03:52 PM
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DROTTNING!
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Nuchet Vid KopeÄka
President Äermet Karasol today appointed the head of the ISCBK Trashe Svantselius as Chancellor of KopeÄka, in a move many commentators have perceived as a compromise in the wake of the failed coup d'etat last Monday, which is heavily rumoured to have been the doing of Sr. Sventselius. Chancellor Svantselius has announced he will continue in his role as head of the ISCBK, the KopeÄek internal selection committee for the BJSC. A proposed Eledanese economic stimulus failed today after the Chancellor of the KopeÄquer Lili Stromberg announced that 'the economic situation within KopeÄka[...]is currently too volatile to allow us to agree to this loan in its current form. This is not to rule out any further agreements with the Eledanese.' KopeÄka has been unique in being one of the few countries to remain mostly unaffected by the prevalent economic crisis, mainly due to its protectionist pacts with Ashton, MdiÄe and Quotosibb, however confidence in the KopeÄek economy is low, with most forecasters predicting a fall in growth within the next year. Eledan conversely has been rocked to its core by the economic crisis, with its leading bank Kacparsel declaring insolvency last month, and new Eledanese President Astefann elected under a pledge to restart the Eledanese economy. Herzebania today restored relations with KopeÄka after the coup d'etat of last Monday, during which a desperate President Karasol was reported to have declared war on the Herzebanians for 'inflammatory comments against the pride of the nation'. A state visit by the President has been scheduled for April. |
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17th March 2009, 04:17 PM
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Morepeth Cove is heavily based upon Brisbane[/offtopic] Ashton economic forecast: The Ashtonise economy is expected to continue its record breaking growth period to rise for the 20th consecutive year by a record amount. The Global Economic crisis has unaffected Ashton and it's heavily legislated and government owned industries. Many foriegn companies on the brink of collapse have been taken over by Governa Republique d'Ashton to protect the countries vast population. Which is expected to have reached 650million by the tax year end in april. |
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17th March 2009, 04:41 PM
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Terror thread it Widnesa, Fortunia's capital city
Over crowdedness in Widnesa makes it an easy target for crime and terrorist attacks, the government voted, and a number of new towns will be built around the city to fill it out more: Las Sentagios Kendale Juvenitas Lawtonville Michante Chandler In other news, Widnesa CBD's proximity to the ghettos and crime is getting worse, with Garda unable to control it. Hence, talks of moving the capital to safer Arundeli are being held today so tourists, politictians etc. have no need to be in the Widnesa area. Fortunia's economy could suffer and it may hit rock bottom. President Scentario is doing all he can to find a more realistic solution, but the chances of that happening are looking slim. Widnesa:    
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17th March 2009, 04:48 PM
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Fortunia looks a right dive.
*scores Fortunia off list of countries eligible for a Ashtonise promo tour* |
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