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God Kveld!!!

Vfelkømmen til Néú Oslo in République d'Ashton's North East! Known as the Nordic State, Sørenthíjå is the only state in the Federation where Norwegian is spoken as the first language in a majority of homes, 43%, and where the only state where Ashtonise is only the 3rd most popular 1st language (19%, Swedish is 2nd - 25%) making it the perfect home for this special edition of BJSC.

BJSC presenterar Schlagerfest!!!!

Know your Maria Haukaas Storeng from your Marie Serenholt? Your Agnes from your Loreen? Robin from Robyn? This is the contest for you! BJSC presenterar Schlagerfest is a celebration of all things Scandipop and the more Schlagertastic the better! Thundering choruses, nonsensical lyrics, epic key changes that defy the laws of physics and a dance routine Louis Spence would think is 'too camp'.

Some examples of this exquisite genre, featuring such masterful lyrics as "Love can be hard some times, yes it can catch you off guard like bad crimes", for your inspiration: (all ineligible for Schalgerfest. Tho what a f***ing contest it'd be to have this lot fighting it out)








(It's been 6 years and I still think it's the crime of the century that this finished 3rd behind the dull Italian shite and the insipid turd that 'won' #AzeriVoteBuying)


Your entry with this contest needs to follow just 5 rules, compared to the usual Buzzjack standards.

- It may not have appeared in BJSC before - don't be lazy
- It may not have appeared in the Eurovision Song Contest - don't be lazy and cheap
- It may not have appeared in a National Final for the Eurovision Song Contest - see above Ryan. (The artist may be a NF reject so yes John you can enter Perrelli, the song however cannot have be involved in the NF. Songs that are suspected to have been entered to MF but were dismissed by Christer and didn't make the final 32 28 are fine)
- It must be Nordic in Origin - That's the holy trinity (Denmark, Norway & Sweden) plus Finland and Iceland.
- It must be Scanipop. Not Scandidance. Not Scandindie. Scandipop. If there isn't 3 key changes and a glitter bomb it's not Scandipop.


You have until March 21st 2017 at 23:59 BST to confirm by clicking here


The veto panel will be made up of the Kings of Scandipop:

- République d'Ashton
- Former Scandinavian Republic of Rontvia
- Kingdom of Sandebörg