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post 27th February 2007, 06:15 PM
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Movie reviews for films you've seen but are really not worth talking about.

review any film you have seen in the cinema in not more or less than 4 words and give a rating...
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post 27th February 2007, 06:16 PM
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School for Scoundrals 06:

A film for Boredom

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post 27th February 2007, 06:17 PM
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Because I Said So:

...and I said boring!!!

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post 28th February 2007, 10:01 AM
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"The Number 23...."

....out of a hundred....

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post 28th February 2007, 10:03 AM
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"Blood and Chocolate..."

...Read the book instead.....
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post 28th February 2007, 10:20 AM
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Friday 13th (I didnt see it at the cinema obviously)

Total waste of time!
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post 28th February 2007, 10:30 AM
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Blair Witch Project

Perfect cure for insomnia

0.5 out of 10
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post 28th February 2007, 11:40 AM
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Open Water

Most boring film ever

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post 28th February 2007, 11:43 AM
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King Kong

I actually fell asleep.
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post 28th February 2007, 12:12 PM
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Blues Brothers 2000

A crime against humanity

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post 5th March 2007, 09:34 PM
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the illusionist:

usual suspects, prestige style

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post 6th March 2007, 08:18 AM
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white chicks

fave film ever invented
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post 6th March 2007, 02:30 PM
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QUOTE(Callum @ Mar 6 2007, 08:24 AM) *
white chicks

fave film ever invented


It's supposed to be films you didn't like.
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post 6th March 2007, 03:15 PM
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QUOTE(x-The_Royston_Poisoner-x @ Mar 6 2007, 02:36 PM) *
It's supposed to be films you didn't like.


oohh soz
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post 6th March 2007, 11:07 PM
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QUOTE(x-The_Royston_Poisoner-x @ Mar 6 2007, 02:36 PM) *
It's supposed to be films you didn't like.


I'm not really sure that Tigerboy intended it to be only films you didn't like... There are a fair few films that I have found enjoyable enough for the time that I was watching them, but haven't felt the need to bang on about them to any great degree... "The Dark" being one recent example, fairly standard Horror fare, but solid enough in terms of storytelling....

In fact, here goes....

"The Dark" - Nothing special, but decent....
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post 8th March 2007, 09:59 AM
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QUOTE(GRIMLY FIENDISH @ Mar 6 2007, 11:13 PM) *
I'm not really sure that Tigerboy intended it to be only films you didn't like... There are a fair few films that I have found enjoyable enough for the time that I was watching them, but haven't felt the need to bang on about them to any great degree...


no its for films you've seen but are really not worth talking about in detail. can be a positive review of some great arthouse release that only you saw or something really really bad, the more puntastic the better in these cases laugh.gif

however has to be 4 words, no more no less, and a rating out of 5 stars. thats the rules
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post 13th March 2007, 01:38 PM
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Ghost Rider:

the faust and 'fartyous'!!

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post 14th April 2007, 12:32 PM
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Little Miss Sunshine


bad,very baaaaaaaaaad.... sleep_1.gif
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post 14th April 2007, 06:57 PM
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QUOTE(Irene @ Apr 14 2007, 01:32 PM) *
Little Miss Sunshine
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note - it has to be four words, no more or no less!!!
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post 14th April 2007, 06:58 PM
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Perfect Stranger:

Halle Berry did it

2/5
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