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tigerboy
post 18th April 2007, 08:46 PM
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Unknown:

Title say's it all

3.5 out of 5
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post 27th April 2007, 12:18 AM
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Fracture -

A solid Legal Thriller...

6/10
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post 30th April 2007, 10:14 AM
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Reno 911: Miami

Bring Back Police Academy

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post 30th April 2007, 10:45 AM
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Next

Title says it all....

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post 1st May 2007, 09:25 PM
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Straightheads

Straightahead to another film!!!!

-6 out of 5
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post 6th May 2007, 12:02 AM
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Straightheads

Poor man's "Straw Dogs"

2/10

(it only gets the 2 because of Gillian Anderson really, she makes the film bearable....)
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post 6th May 2007, 03:34 PM
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Goya's Ghosts:



Excretes the Spanish Inquisition laugh.gif !!!


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post 9th May 2007, 10:11 PM
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the reeping:

Hillary'S wank horror film laugh.gif

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post 12th May 2007, 06:01 PM
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that Nelson Mandela film with President Palmer off 24:

Special AKA Quite Average

3 (Nelson Mandelaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!) out of 5
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post 21st May 2007, 10:37 PM
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Lovewrecked:
castaways survive off cheese

2.5/5
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post 7th June 2007, 08:50 PM
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Paradise Lost / Turistas

= Wish You Weren't Here

1/5


Wedding Daze (or whatever it might be called in the States, American Pie 92 perhaps??)

= It's Not Just Kosher

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post 14th June 2007, 11:34 AM
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Paradise Lost 3/5
The Hitcher remake 3.5/5
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post 20th June 2007, 10:13 PM
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QUOTE(slowdown73 @ Jun 14 2007, 12:34 PM) *
Paradise Lost 3/5
The Hitcher remake 3.5/5


this is actually a game (the guardian used to do it and there's a few sites a well)

for example the F4 movie can be reviewed like this (all from the four word site)

Passing off The Torch.

Surf's way, way up.

Four 2. Forced too.

Quick-silver surf product.

Galactus hungry four planets.

Rise Four Silver Surfer.

Silver Surfer makes five.

2nd 4, + 1.

Silver Surfer surfaces, surfs.

Space snuffs Torch's flame.

Thing, Torch swap powers.

Second Four more Fantastic.





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post 25th June 2007, 10:23 AM
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Vacancy

Bit better than most

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post 26th June 2007, 06:41 AM
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Sorry if I don't do it right but here it goes.

Bridge to Terabithia

those kids are psychos....=/

0.1 out of 5
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post 26th June 2007, 01:31 PM
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QUOTE(Fun @ Jun 26 2007, 07:41 AM) *
Sorry if I don't do it right but here it goes.

Bridge to Terabithia

those kids are psychos....

0.1 out of 5


Fun thats completely right, thats a good one it made me laugh!!! you've got the idea of the game
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post 27th June 2007, 03:08 AM
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QUOTE(tigerboy @ Jun 26 2007, 06:31 AM) *
Fun thats completely right, thats a good one it made me laugh!!! you've got the idea of the game


lol thanks. its true. have you ever seen that movie? if you havent, you're lucky. =]
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post 29th June 2007, 02:24 AM
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The Jerk

7/10

Nothing remarkable or groundbreaking but it was a solid comical movie.
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post 12th July 2007, 07:39 PM
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QUOTE(Pimpollo @ Jun 29 2007, 03:24 AM) *
The Jerk

7/10

Nothing remarkable or groundbreaking but it was a solid comical movie.


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post 6th August 2007, 09:33 PM
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Evan Almighty:

Jesus, this is boring!!!

2 out of 5 stars
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