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Posted by: danVember Nov 5 2017, 09:31 PM

>> {deadline: Sat 18 Nov 23:59} <<

Taking all the songs that got 3 or more nominations, we have a shortlist of 45 songs this year to vote from. The shortlist can be found at the end of this post.

Some fun facts before we get going:

• last year's winner Calum Scott did not receive a single nomination this year, probably due to his follow up single charting at a disappointing #90 and being forgotten by everyone.
• the most nominations were given to Chris & Kem's 'Little Bit Leave It' this year, with nine nominations. Whether this will translate into a "victory" for them is yet to be seen.
• you really didn't like Ed Sheeran this year! with five songs in the shortlist he has the most entries of everyone here.
• other artists with multiple entries are Imagine Dragons, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Lil Uzi Vert, Machine Gun Kelly, Maroon 5, Migos, Quavo, Rag'n'Bone Man and Taylor Swift. Katy has three and the others have two (though Quavo has four when you include his contributions to Migos).

You may vote for up to 15 songs using the following format. Please vote for at least 10, I'm sure you won't find it hard to choose 15 though. You have until the deadline stated at the top of the page.

+18 [your most hated song]
+15
+13
+12
+11
+10
+09
+08
+07
+06
+05
+04
+03
+02
+01

The shortlist is below, in alphabetical order.

start hating

HATECHART 2017 Shortlist

5 After Midnight - Up In Here
Artists For Grenfell - Bridge Over Troubled Water
Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
Calvin Harris feat. Young Thug, Pharrell Williams & Ariana Grande - Heatstroke
CamelPhat & Elderbrook - Cola
Cardi B - Bodak Yellow
Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
Chris Brown - Questions
Digital Farm Animals feat. Hailee Steinfeld - Digital Love
DJ Khaled feat. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne - I'm the One
Drake - Blem
Ed Sheeran - Castle On The Hil
Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl
Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean)
Ed Sheeran - Perfect
Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You
Fall Out Boy - Young and Menace
Imagine Dragons - Believer
Imagine Dragons - Thunder
Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
Jonas Blue feat. William Singe - Mama
Katy Perry feat. Migos - Bon Appetit
Katy Perry feat. Nicki Minaj - Swish Swish
Katy Perry feat. Skip Marley - Chained To The Rhythm
Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.
Kygo & Ellie Goulding - First Time
KYLE feat. Lil Yachty - iSpy
Liam Payne feat. Quavo - Strip That Down
Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3
Little Mix feat. Machine Gun Kelly - No More Sad Songs
Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber - Despacito
Machine Gun Kelly feat. Camila Cabello - Bad Things
Maroon 5 feat. Future - Cold
Maroon 5 feat. SZA - What Lovers Do
Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee
Post Malone feat. 21 Savage - Rockstar
Rag'n'Bone Man - Human
Rag'n'Bone Man - Skin
Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road
Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes
Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do
The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This
The Script - Rain
XXXTENTACION - Jocelyn Flores
Zayn & Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)

Posted by: UltraReputation Nov 5 2017, 09:39 PM

+18 The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This
+15 Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes
+13 Chris Brown - Questions
+12 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee
+11 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+10 Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3
+9 Katy Perry feat. Nicki Minaj - Swish Swish
+8 Jonas Blue feat. William Singe - Mama
+7 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
+6 Ed Sheeran - Castle On The Hill
+5 Rag'n'Bone Man - Human
+4 Rag'n'Bone Man - Skin
+3 Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You
+2 Fall Out Boy - Young and Menace
+1 XXXTENTACION - Jocelyn Flores

Other dreadful tracks:
5 After Midnight - Up In Here
Calvin Harris feat. Young Thug, Pharrell Williams & Ariana Grande - Heatstroke
DJ Khaled feat. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne - I'm the One
Drake - Blem
Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean)
Katy Perry feat. Migos - Bon Appetit
Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.
Kygo & Ellie Goulding - First Time
KYLE feat. Lil Yachty - iSpy
Liam Payne feat. Quavo - Strip That Down
Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber - Despacito
Maroon 5 feat. Future - Cold
Post Malone feat. 21 Savage - Rockstar
The Script - Rain

Posted by: George.keh Nov 5 2017, 09:47 PM

+18 Mama- Jonas Blue feat. William Singe
+15 Galway Girl- Ed Sheeran
+13 Little Bit Leave It- Chris & Kem
+12 I’m The One- DJ Khaled feat. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance The Rapper & Lil Wayne
+11 iSpy- KYLE feat. Lil Yachty
+10 It’s Everyday Bro- Jake Paul feat. Team10
+09 Strip That Down- Liam Payne feat. Quavo
+08 I Don’t Wanna Live Forever- ZAYN & Taylor Swift
+07 Too Good At Goodbyes- Sam Smith
+06 How Would You Feel (Paean)- Ed Sheeran
+05 That’s What I Like- Bruno Mars
+04 Blem- Drake
+03 Perfect- Ed Sheeran
+02 XO Tour Llif3- Lil Uzi Vert
+01 Rain- The Script

Posted by: Jason Nov 5 2017, 09:50 PM

+18 Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3
+15 KYLE feat. Lil Yachty - iSpy
+13 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee
+12 Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.
+11 Digital Farm Animals feat. Hailee Steinfeld - Digital Love
+10 Drake - Blem
+9 Artists For Grenfell - Bridge Over Troubled Water
+8 Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You
+7 Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl
+6 Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
+5 Calvin Harris feat. Young Thug, Pharrell Williams & Ariana Grande - Heatstroke
+4 5 After Midnight - Up In Here
+3 Chris Brown - Questions
+2 Ed Sheeran - Perfect
+1 The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This

Posted by: JosephStyles Nov 5 2017, 09:54 PM

+18 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+15 Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3
+13 Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.
+12 CamelPhat & Elderbrook - Cola
+11 KYLE feat. Lil Yachty - iSpy
+10 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee
+09 Drake - Blem
+08 Calvin Harris feat. Young Thug, Pharrell Williams & Ariana Grande - Heatstroke
+07 Imagine Dragons - Believer
+06 Chris Brown - Questions
+05 Maroon 5 feat. SZA - What Lovers Do
+04 Imagine Dragons - Thunder
+03 Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes
+02 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
+01 Maroon 5 feat. Future - Cold

Disgusted at the inclusions of Taylor Swift, Jonas Blue and Katy Perry in the shortlist!

Posted by: danVember Nov 5 2017, 09:56 PM

18 Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do
15 Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road
13 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
12 Ed Sheeran - Perfect
11 Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean)
10 Zayn & Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)
09 Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
08 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
07 Fall Out Boy - Young and Menace
06 The Script - Rain
05 Liam Payne feat. Quavo - Strip That Down
04 5 After Midnight - Up In Here
03 Machine Gun Kelly feat. Camila Cabello - Bad Things
02 Imagine Dragons - Believer
01 Rag'n'Bone Man - Human

don't kill me sam (aside, do you want to do any results commentary again this year?)

Posted by: BridgeCow Nov 5 2017, 09:59 PM

+18 Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.
+15 Ed Sheeran - Perfect
+13 Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
+12 Rag'n'Bone Man - Human
+11 The Script - Rain
+10 Liam Payne feat. Quavo - Strip That Down
+09 Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean)
+08 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+07 Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl
+06 Maroon 5 feat. SZA - What Lovers Do
+05 Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes
+04 DJ Khaled feat. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne - I'm the One
+03 Katy Perry feat. Migos - Bon Appetit
+02 Rag'n'Bone Man - Skin
+01 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee

Wish I could give them all +18 tbh

Posted by: UltraReputation Nov 5 2017, 09:59 PM

Yeah I'm happy to help out again this year! (And I'll have more time as well to help cos I don't have mocks till ages *.*). Though I presume I'll be hosting the results by myself cause I just killed you

Posted by: danVember Nov 5 2017, 10:01 PM

if it's worth anything Taylor would've only got my +15 if enough people actually nominated the real worst song of the year, Demi Lovato 'Sorry Not Sorry'!!!

Posted by: Cody XCII Nov 5 2017, 10:03 PM

So Dan can nominate Zedd and get off unscathed?! Disgusted. xoxo

Posted by: HarryApa Nov 5 2017, 10:06 PM

+18 Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3
+15 Cardi B - Bodak Yellow
+13 KYLE feat. Lil Yachty - iSpy
+12 Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber - Despacito
+11 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee
+10 XXXTENTACION - Jocelyn Flores
+09 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
+08 Fall Out Boy - Young and Menace
+07 Chris Brown - Questions
+06 5 After Midnight - Up In Here
+05 Drake - Blem
+04 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+03 Artists For Grenfell - Bridge Over Troubled Water
+02 CamelPhat & Elderbrook - Cola
+01 The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This (overplay oops)

Posted by: SevenSeize Nov 5 2017, 10:06 PM

+18 Cardi B - Bodak Yellow
+15 Fall Out Boy - Young and Menace
+13 Digital Farm Animals feat. Hailee Steinfeld - Digital Love
+12 The Script - Rain
+11 Kygo & Ellie Goulding - First Time
+10 Zayn & Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)
+9 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+8 Little Mix feat. Machine Gun Kelly - No More Sad Songs
+7 Maroon 5 feat. SZA - What Lovers Do
+6 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
+5 Chris Brown - Questions
+4 Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road

yeah struggled to get 15 here, not enough actual stinkers in this field!

Posted by: Alpha. Nov 5 2017, 10:18 PM

I felt the same really, a fair number of dull songs here but not too many absolutely awful ones

+18 Ed Sheeran - Perfect
+15 Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean)
+13 DJ Khaled feat. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne - I'm the One
+12 The Script - Rain
+11 The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This
+10 Chris Brown - Questions
+9 Jonas Blue feat. William Singe - Mama
+8 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+7 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee
+6 Imagine Dragons - Thunder
+5 KYLE feat. Lil Yachty - iSpy
+4 Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road
+3 Liam Payne feat. Quavo - Strip That Down
+2 Ed Sheeran - Castle On The Hill
+1 Post Malone feat. 21 Savage - Rockstar

Posted by: Brébino Nov 5 2017, 10:18 PM

Lmao loads of the best hits of the year are on this list. What a shambles.

Posted by: danVember Nov 5 2017, 10:22 PM

well make sure to vote to save your faves

(I know right, so many good urban hits on this list)

Posted by: Brébino Nov 5 2017, 10:23 PM

Remind me if it's near the deadline and I haven't got around to it yet xo

(I'll join you in throwing a moral 18 to Demi btw)

Posted by: Jack Nov 5 2017, 10:26 PM

+18 Ed Sheeran - Perfect
+15 Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes
+13 Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl
+12 Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber - Despacito
+11 Migos - Bad And Boujee
+10 Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.
+09 Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You
+08 The Script - Rain
+07 Post Malone - Rockstar
+06 Rag'n'Bone Man - Human
+05 Ed Sheeran - Castle On The Hill
+04 Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do
+03 Rag'n'Bone Man - Skin
+02 Lil Uzi Vert - XO Tour Llif3
+01 Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean)

Posted by: D0bz Nov 5 2017, 10:32 PM

+18 Artists For Grenfell - Bridge Over Troubled Water [good cause obv but a horrid cover]
+15 Zayn & Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker) [absolutely dreadful, screechy mess]
+13 Digital Farm Animals feat. Hailee Steinfeld - Digital Love [worst lyrics of 2017]
+12 Cardi B - Bodak Yellow [complete garbage]
+11 Ed Sheeran - Castle On The Hill [by far his worst this year, overexposure puts this higher up my list too]
+10 5 After Midnight - Up In Here [is actually worse than some above but was too irrelevant & floppy to become too hated]
+09 Bruno Mars - That's What I Like [absolutely nothing to like about this]
+08 Rag'n'Bone Man - Skin [sooo boring]
+07 Kygo & Ellie Goulding - First Time [glad this bombed, just nothing to it whatsoever]
+06 Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean) [surprised I don't hate this more, still dull & far too long]
+05 Imagine Dragons - Believer [shouty & irritating]
+04 CamelPhat & Elderbrook - Cola [one note being played over & over, yawn]
+03 Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do [one note being sang over & over, yawn]
+02 Katy Perry feat. Skip Marley - Chained To The Rhythm [overrated & easily her worst single this year]
+01 Little Mix feat. Machine Gun Kelly - No More Sad Songs [very forgettable]


It's only from about Bruno Mars upwards I'd say I hate, there were so many more worthy songs in the nominations process that didn't make this stage and equally so many GREAT songs that shouldn't be on that list^^

Posted by: Liаm Nov 5 2017, 10:43 PM

+18 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+15 Luis Fonsi ft Daddy Yankee & Justin Bieber - Despacito
+13 5 After Midnight - Up In Here
+12 Jake Paul - It's Everyday Bro
+11 Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes
+10 Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
+9 KYLE ft. Lil' Yachty - ISPY
+8 Kygo & Ellie Goulding - First Time
+7 Lil' Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Lif3
+6 Migos - Bad & Boujee
+5 Liam Pane - Strip THat Down
+4 Jonas Blue - Mama
+3 Calvin Harris - Heatstroke
+2 The Script - Rain
+1 Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paen)

Posted by: Josh-tice League Nov 5 2017, 11:08 PM

18 Artists For Grenfell - Bridge Over Troubled Water
15 Rag'n'Bone Man - Human
13 CamelPhat & Elderbrook - Cola
12 Ed Sheeran - Castle On The Hill
11 Jonas Blue feat. William Singe - Mama
10 The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This
09 Imagine Dragons - Thunder
08 The Script - Rain
07 Rag'n'Bone Man - Skin
06 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro

Posted by: Cody XCII Nov 5 2017, 11:38 PM

I'm already looking at this list and I'm so disgusted. Taylor? What Lovers Do? BRUNO F*CKING MARS?!?!

No wonder your country chose Brexit.

Posted by: Dircadirca Nov 6 2017, 08:49 AM

+18 Jake Paul - It's Everyday Bro
+15 Imagine Dragons - Thunder
+13 Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl
+12 Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road
+11 Fall Out Boy - Young and Menace
+10 Liam Payne - Strip That Down
+9 Machine Gun Kelly - Bad Things
+8 Rag'n'Bone Man - Human
+7 Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You
+6 Kygo & Ellie Goulding - First Time
+5 Maroon 5- Cold
+4 ZAYN & Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)
+3 The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This
+2 The Script - Rain
+1 Chris Brown - Questions


Pretty sure I like more songs than I dislike on the voting list

Posted by: ML Hammer95 Nov 6 2017, 06:22 PM

+18 Katy Perry feat. Nicki Minaj - Swish Swish
+15 Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do
+13 Machine Gun Kelly feat. Camila Cabello - Bad Things
+12 Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl
+11 Katy Perry feat. Skip Marley - Chained To The Rhythm
+10 Little Mix feat. Machine Gun Kelly - No More Sad Songs
+09 Zayn & Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)
+08 The Script - Rain
+07 The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This
+06 Kygo & Ellie Goulding - First Time
+05 Katy Perry feat. Migos - Bon Appetit
+04 Ed Sheeran - Perfect

Posted by: Dexton Nov 7 2017, 12:41 PM

+18 XXXTENTACION - Jocelyn Flores
+15 Cardi B - Bodak Yellow
+13 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
+12 Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean)
+11 Fall Out Boy - Young and Menace
+10 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+09 5 After Midnight - Up In Here
+08 Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road
+07 Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes
+06 Katy Perry feat. Nicki Minaj - Swish Swish

Posted by: Jupiteer Nov 7 2017, 02:10 PM

+18 Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl
+15 Liam Payne feat. Quavo - Strip That Down
+13 5 After Midnight - Up In Here
+12 DJ Khaled feat. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne - I'm the One
+11 Chris Brown - Questions
+10 Jonas Blue feat. William Singe - Mama
+9 Calvin Harris feat. Young Thug, Pharrell Williams & Ariana Grande - Heatstroke
+8 Artists For Grenfell - Bridge Over Troubled Water
+7 Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean)
+6 Zayn & Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)
+5 Katy Perry feat. Nicki Minaj - Swish Swish
+4 Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You
+3 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+2 Machine Gun Kelly feat. Camila Cabello - Bad Things
+1 Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber - Despacito

Interesting to see the usual anti-rap trend rearing its head again at this time of year alongside actual generally unpopular or disappointing songs from 2017.

Posted by: ML Hammer95 Nov 7 2017, 02:24 PM

It's a shame and reinforces my belief the R&B forum mods are on a hiding to nothing. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't get it to appreciate any Lil Uzi Vert.

Posted by: PeteFromLeeds Nov 7 2017, 03:39 PM

+100000000000000000000 Post Malone ft. Quavo - Congratulations
+18 Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3
+15 Post Malone feat. 21 Savage - Rockstar
+13 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and
+12 Cardi B - Bodak Yellow
+11 KYLE feat. Lil Yachty - iSpy
+10 DJ Khaled feat. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne - I'm the One
+9 Chris Brown - Questions
+8 XXXTENTACION - Jocelyn Flores
+7 Liam Payne feat. Quavo - Strip That Down
+6 Drake - Blem
+5 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
+4 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+3 5 After Midnight - Up In Here

Posted by: The Diplomat Nov 7 2017, 03:40 PM

+18 Kygo & Ellie Goulding - First Time
+15 CamelPhat & Elderbrook - Cola
+13 Imagine Dragons - Thunder
+12 XXXTENTACION - Jocelyn Flores
+11 Digital Farm Animals feat. Hailee Steinfeld - Digital Love
+10 Lil Uzi Vert - XO Tour Llif3
+09 Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road
+08 Little Mix feat. Machine Gun Kelly - No More Sad Songs
+07 Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
+06 The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This
+05 Katy Perry feat. Skip Marley - Chained To The Rhythm
+04 Maroon 5 feat. SZA - What Lovers Do
+03 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee
+02 Jonas Blue feat. William Singe - Mama
+01 Liam Payne feat. Quavo - Strip That Down

Posted by: TS0301 Nov 7 2017, 08:45 PM

+18 Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl
+15 Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber - Despacito
+13 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
+12 Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You
+11 Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
+10 Rag'n'Bone Man - Human
+09 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+08 Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3
+07 Ed Sheeran - Perfect
+06 KYLE feat. Lil Yachty - iSpy
+05 Liam Payne feat. Quavo - Strip That Down
+04 Chris Brown - Questions
+03 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee
+02 Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean)
+01 Imagine Dragons - Believer

Posted by: Jamie Barkley Nov 7 2017, 09:36 PM

18 Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You (I define worst as being the song that makes me want to punch a wall the most. There were ‘worse’ songs this year in an objective sense, but in terms of my personal enjoyment, this gave me the least)

15 Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE. (A mess, an absolute assault on the ears and done with the smug holier than thou attitude that has really turned me off Kendrick as an artist in the last few yeasr)

13 Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes (I expected nothing less than tired, predictable drivel from Smith’s return. I’m not even happy to be right.)

12 KYLE feat. Lil Yachty – iSpy (It’s essentially a very cruel, misogynistic hip-hop version of What Makes You Beautiful)

11 Katy Perry feat. Nicki Minaj - Swish Swish (Perry used to be able to put her tongue firmly in her cheek without utterly embarassing herself and everyone involved. This is just kind of sad.)

10 Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do (A song writer of Taylor’s calibre should’ve made something really special out of her theme and concept for this era, which I maintain is a good one, if slightly predictable. This is just kind of lazy which would be forgiveabe if it didn’t just sound so bloody awful. Ready For It is at least awful in a funny way.)

09 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro (This is everything that out of touch adults who think YouTube and its community is evil picture at night)

08 Drake - Blem (Never has an artist played to such extremes between awful and amazing)

07 Cardi B - Bodak Yellow (It was kind of fun for about a week. Her delivery is awful)

06 Sam Hunt - Body Like a Back Road (Actually really like the beat, but I spent the summer in the US and OH MY GOD was I absolutely sick of hearing this by the time I left. That he sang this to his wife at an awards show and she looked mortified speaks volumes)

05 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It (Lower here because of how low my expectations were, as opposed to say Sheeran and Swift who are actual artists with talent, but it really is bloody awful. And I hate Love Island.)

04 Machine Gun Kelly feat Camila Cabello - Bad Things (Mostly I hate it just because it's reminding me of the fact I'm almost 25 and no longer really part of the youth zeitgeist. All I can think of when I listen to this song is how dumb these kids are....then I found out MGK is two years older than me. Eurgh.)

03 Maroon 5 feat Sza - What Lovers Do (It's nice to have tangible proof that Maroon 5 are now nothing more than the musical equivalent of dried paste I guess)

02 Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Standard boring Sheeran filler. But that's enough to get it on here)

01 Liam Payne feat Quavo - Strip That Down (A good beat almost redeems it but I can't really get over how much Payne makes me cringe nowadays. He would really need the charisma of Justin Timberlake to pull this off and he just doesn't have it)

To be honest, bar Bad and Boujee, I don't actually mind the rest of the songs here

Posted by: miichaelking21 Nov 9 2017, 02:50 AM

18 - Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+15 - 5 After Midnight - Up In Here
+13 - Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do
+12 - Sam Smith - Too Good at Goodbyes
+11 - Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber - Despacito
+10 - Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
+09 - Katy Perry feat. Migos - Bon Appetit
+08 - Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.
+07 - Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You
+06 - Ed Sheeran - Perfect
+05 - Post Malone feat. 21 Savage - Rockstar
+04 - Cardi B - Bodak Yellow
+03 - Rag’n’Bone Man - Human
+02 - Chris Brown - Questions
+01 - Drake - Blem

Posted by: all is vanity. Nov 9 2017, 06:22 AM

+18 Imagine Dragons - Thunder
+15 Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.
+13 Post Malone feat. 21 Savage - Rockstar
+12 Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes
+11 Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber - Despacito
+10 Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You
+09 Ed Sheeran - Perfect
+08 Cardi B - Bodak Yellow
+07 Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3
+06 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee
+05 Artists For Grenfell - Bridge Over Troubled Water
+04 Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean)
+03 Imagine Dragons - Believer
+02 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
+01 Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl

Posted by: CianS Nov 10 2017, 08:45 AM

+18 Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do
+15 The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This
+13 Artists For Grenfell - Bridge Over Troubled Water
+12 Chris Brown - Questions
+11 Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3
+10 Kygo & Ellie Goulding - First Time
+09 Cardi B - Bodak Yellow
+08 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
+07 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee
+06 Machine Gun Kelly feat. Camila Cabello - Bad Things
+05 KYLE feat. Lil Yachty - iSpy
+04 Jonas Blue feat. William Singe - Mama
+03 5 After Midnight - Up In Here
+02 Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road
+01 Digital Farm Animals feat. Hailee Steinfeld - Digital Love

Posted by: sergejdordij98 Nov 10 2017, 03:35 PM

+18 Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road
+15 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
+13 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+12 XXXTENTACION - Jocelyn Flores
+11 Fall Out Boy - Young and Menace
+10 5 After Midnight - Up In Here
+09 Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3
+08 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee
+07 Zayn & Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)
+06 Machine Gun Kelly feat. Camila Cabello - Bad Things
+05 Imagine Dragons - Believer
+04 Maroon 5 feat. Future - Cold
+03 Drake - Blem
+02 Katy Perry feat. Skip Marley - Chained To The Rhythm
+01 Digital Farm Animals feat. Hailee Steinfeld - Digital Love

For +05 to +01 I had to pick songs, that are bad, but not frustatingly awful.
It was also hard to rank the songs for me.

Posted by: darkstar79 Nov 11 2017, 10:23 PM

+18 Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You
+15 Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber - Despacito
+13 Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl
+12 Ed Sheeran - Perfect
+11 Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean)
+10 Artists For Grenfell - Bridge Over Troubled Water
+09 Jonas Blue feat. William Singe - Mama
+08 Ed Sheeran - Castle On The Hil
+07 Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road
+06 The Script - Rain
+05 Imagine Dragons - Believer
+04 Imagine Dragons - Thunder
+03 5 After Midnight - Up In Here
+02 Liam Payne feat. Quavo - Strip That Down
+01 Fall Out Boy - Young and Menace

Posted by: Alex! Nov 12 2017, 04:04 PM

+18 - Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
+15 - KYLE feat. Lil Yachty – iSpy
+13 - Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+12 - Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean)
+11 - Ed Sheeran – Perfect
+10 - CamelPhat & Elderbrook – Cola
+09 - Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road
+08 - 5 After Midnight - Up In Here
+07 - XXXTENTACION - Jocelyn Flores
+06 - Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee
+05 - Kendrick Lamar – HUMBLE.
+04 - Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llife
+03 - The Script – Rain
+02 - Fall Out Boy - Young and Menace
+01 - Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes

Posted by: CardiiB Nov 12 2017, 05:20 PM

18 Jake Paul - It's Everyday Bro
15 Drake - Blem
13 Liam Payne - Strip That Down
12 Sam Hunt - Body Like a Backroad
11 Chris Brown - Question
10 XXXtentacion - Joclyn Flores
9 Fall Out Boy - Young & Menace
8 Imagine Dragons - Believer
7 Ed Sheeran - How Would you Feel
6 Maroon 5 - Cold
5 Post Malone - Rockstar
4 Sam Smith - Too Good at Goodbyes
3 Chris & Kem - Little bit Leave it
2 Migos - Bad & Boujee
1 Ed Sheeran - Perfect

Posted by: danVember Nov 17 2017, 09:28 AM

BUMP.

You've got until the end of tomorrow night. Get hating!

Posted by: djquavdemon Nov 17 2017, 09:49 AM

+18 Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You (i don't really have enough words to express all my feelings to the song especially if we take into account the overall hype around Divide)
+15 Cardi B - Bodak Yellow
+13 DJ Khaled feat. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne - I'm the One
+12 Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber - Despacito
+11 The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This
+10 Post Malone feat. 21 Savage - Rockstar
+09 Katy Perry feat. Migos - Bon Appetit
+08 Zayn & Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever
+07 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+06 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
+05 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee
+04 Fall Out Boy - Young and Menace
+03 Little Mix feat. Machine Gun Kelly - No More Sad Songs
+02 Chris Brown - Questions
+01 Drake - Blem

Posted by: toffochews Nov 17 2017, 12:49 PM

+18 Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
+15 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+13 Drake - Blem
+12 Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.
+11 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
+10 KYLE feat. Lil Yachty - iSpy
+9 The Script - Rain
+8 Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3
+7 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee
+6 XXXTENTACION - Jocelyn Flores
+5 Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean)
+4 Chris Brown - Questions
+3 Liam Payne feat. Quavo - Strip That Down
+2 Cardi B - Bodak Yellow
+1 Post Malone feat. 21 Savage - Rockstar

Posted by: Riser Nov 18 2017, 02:58 AM

+18 KYLE feat. Lil Yachty - iSpy
+15 Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber - Despacito
+13 Zayn & Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)
+12 Kygo & Ellie Goulding - First Time
+11 Machine Gun Kelly feat. Camila Cabello - Bad Things
+10 Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3
+09 Ed Sheeran - Perfect
+08 Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You
+07 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee
+06 Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do
+05 Ed Sheeran - Castle On The Hill
+04 The Script - Rain
+03 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
+02 Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl
+01 Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE

Posted by: Agent Cody Banks Nov 18 2017, 03:35 AM

18 | KYLE f/Lil' Yachty - ISPY
15 | Jake Paul f/Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
13 | Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
12 | Post Malone f/21 Savage - Rockstar
11 | Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road
10 | Imagine Dragons - Thunder
09 | Artists For Grenfell - Bridge Over Troubled Water
08 | Maroon 5 f/Future - Cold
07 | Drake - Blem
06 | The Script - Rain
05 | XXXTENTACION - Jocelyn Flores
*gap*
04 | 5 After Midnight - Up In Here (purely for that assault on the DMX classic)
03 | Lil' Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Lif3 (OVERPLAY KILLED THIS)
02 | Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean) (At least Perfect had something)
*gap*
01 | Rag'n'Bone Man - Skin (never really cared for this)

Everything down to my 5 pointed I actively hate, 4-2 pointers are just really meh, and yeah never really cared for Skin. Also Cola just got really boring after a couple days. Other than that I’m scheduling y’all for an ear appointment immediately. Y’all deserved Brexit if this is the result of your decisions.

Posted by: Jade Nov 20 2017, 09:48 PM

+18 Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes
+15 Kygo & Ellie Goulding - First Time
+13 Digital Farm Animals feat. Hailee Steinfeld - Digital Love
+12 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+11 Imagine Dragons - Believer
+10 Maroon 5 feat. SZA - What Lovers Do
+09 Fall Out Boy - Young and Menace
+08 Artists For Grenfell - Bridge Over Troubled Water
+07 Jonas Blue feat. William Singe - Mama
+06 Chris Brown - Questions

Posted by: Brébino Nov 20 2017, 09:49 PM

18 Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes
15 Maroon 5 feat. SZA - What Lovers Do
13 Kygo & Ellie Goulding - First Time
12 Digital Farm Animals feat. Hailee Steinfeld - Digital Love
11 Jonas Blue feat. William Singe - Mama
10 Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do
9 Zayn & Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)
8 The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This
7 Machine Gun Kelly feat. Camila Cabello - Bad Things
6 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro (it should really be my 18 but I kinda stan it for the meme value)

Tbh I only really 'hate' the top 4 lol (and I barely even remember that DFA song, just pretty sure it was kinda horrible).

Posted by: Jade Nov 20 2017, 09:54 PM

Is it too late for a 'Ding a Ling' write-in vote

Posted by: Chez Wombat Nov 20 2017, 09:57 PM

18; Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes
15; Liam Payne feat. Quavo - Strip That Down
13; Cardi B - Bodak Yellow
12; Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.
11; Katy Perry feat. Migos - Bon Appetit
10; Machine Gun Kelly feat. Camila Cabello - Bad Things
09; Post Malone feat. 21 Savage - Rockstar
08; The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This
07; Artists For Grenfell - Bridge Over Troubled Water
06; Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It

I don't know so many of these as I'm out of touch anyway, but I do recall a lot of the above were rubbish in some way.

Posted by: danVember Nov 20 2017, 10:03 PM

Save those for next year.

Posted by: Agent Cody Banks Nov 20 2017, 10:17 PM

can i nominate gucci gang or whatever the shit it is again next year

Posted by: danVember Nov 20 2017, 10:36 PM

yeah seeing as no one nominated it this year and it only just charted few weeks ago

Posted by: Brébino Nov 20 2017, 11:23 PM

But why would you do that x

Posted by: Rob S Nov 20 2017, 11:54 PM

+18 Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes
+15 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+13 Imagine Dragons - Believer
+12 Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR lif3
+11 Chris Brown - Questions
+10 Dj Khaled - I'm the One
+09 Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel
+08 Post Malone - rockstar
+07 The Script - Rain
+06 Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE
+05 Drake - Blem
+04 Jonas Blue - Mama
+03 Fall Out Boy - Young & Menace
+02 Zayn & Taylor - I Don't Wanna Live Forever
+01 Liam Payne Ft Quavo - Strip That Down

Posted by: FleetSeb Nov 21 2017, 10:53 AM

HUMBLE should not be here.

+18 Liam Payne feat. Quavo - Strip That Down
+15 KYLE feat. Lil Yachty - iSpy
+13 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It
+12 Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean)
+11 Katy Perry feat. Migos - Bon Appetit
+10 5 After Midnight - Up In Here
+09 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee
+08 The Script - Rain
+07 Katy Perry feat. Nicki Minaj - Swish Swish
+06 Maroon 5 feat. SZA - What Lovers Do
+05 Ed Sheeran - Perfect
+04 Chris Brown - Questions
+03 Digital Farm Animals feat. Hailee Steinfeld - Digital Love
+02 Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road
+01 Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3