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HausofTroye
post Sep 29 2014, 03:18 PM
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So today i had the MORTIFYING experience of walking into the ladies toilets in the school i am working at and i am still cringing. I saw a teacher walking down the corridor and assumed she'd turned into the staff room (which was the next door down) after i said hi to her, so i followed her into it a few paces later. Thankfully she and another girl that were walking out of the toilets stopped me before i went TOO FAR IN but...

I'm still "that student teacher.." so i can't even joke about it to anyone there because i'm still fresh meat Lol so it was pure embarrassment and very "i'm not a creep, promise!!1".

I tend to get into a LOT but does anyone else have any embarrassing stories/situations they've gotten themselves into? Been made a tit out of intentionally by mates?

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Tyler
post Sep 29 2014, 04:07 PM
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Lmfao. You should have just yelled "IM GAY, WHERE AM I? WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN ME, BETCH."

Then they would laugh, compliment your hair and ask you to go shopping. Embrace the stereotype and be accepted INSTANTLY. (With women, sad but true).

Most embarrasing moment for me was getting drunk as f*** at my exes house. I passed out, but apparently woke up (blackout, lol) in the middle of the night. Walked out of his bedroom, but ass naked and walked into his roommates room and pissed on the floor. Drunk Tyler thought her dresser was a toilet.

OOPS.
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post Sep 29 2014, 04:34 PM
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QUOTE(Tyler~ @ Sep 29 2014, 05:07 PM) *
Lmfao. You should have just yelled "IM GAY, WHERE AM I? WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN ME, BETCH."

Then they would laugh, compliment your hair and ask you to go shopping. Embrace the stereotype and be accepted INSTANTLY. (With women, sad but true).

Most embarrasing moment for me was getting drunk as f*** at my exes house. I passed out, but apparently woke up (blackout, lol) in the middle of the night. Walked out of his bedroom, but ass naked and walked into his roommates room and pissed on the floor. Drunk Tyler thought her dresser was a toilet.

OOPS.

TYLER no. mellow.gif

I think you win this round. I was expecting it to continue as walking out of his room and then house into the public but what you did is even more shakingmyhead drama.gif Lol.
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post Sep 29 2014, 05:12 PM
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Wait until your rip your trousers whilst teaching.
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post Sep 29 2014, 09:02 PM
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QUOTE(HausofKubrick @ Sep 29 2014, 12:34 PM) *
TYLER no. mellow.gif

I think you win this round. I was expecting it to continue as walking out of his room and then house into the public but what you did is even more shakingmyhead drama.gif Lol.


We were still dating at the time if that helps?

It doesn't, does it?

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Liаm
post Sep 29 2014, 09:07 PM
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I'm pretty sure I actually didn't, but in year 8 everyone was adamant that I had... ample lower region blood circulation during a PE lesson (whilst I was characteristically sat on the side making sure I didn't have to participate) drama.gif nobody let that go for like 3 months but it just went round as one of those rumours everyone forgets.
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post Sep 29 2014, 09:13 PM
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My most embarrassing moment is probably getting caught by my best friend's mam with my pants round my ankles whilst he's running into the kitchen to hide. She stormed off back upstairs to bed and then texted him saying "you need to make him leave" as if I was some kind of sexual predator! laugh.gif

Doesn't help when four months later I'm out with the pair for her birthday and she's like "It's nice to meet properly instead of those ridiculous circumstances last time" so she blatently hasn't forgot the sight of my peachy arse.

The story is WAY longer than that though (but that's for another time entirely).
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post Sep 29 2014, 09:15 PM
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When I was 12/13 in Italy I was in some market town and the toilets they had there were locked by key. Needless to say I locked myself in, then couldn't use the key to unlock the door. Literally thought about breaking the window etc. - must have been about 10/15 minutes before my parents realised and got worried. In the end I had to pass the key under the door for a local to use it to let me out. THEN walk out of the restaurant.. awful!
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post Sep 29 2014, 09:15 PM
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Farting in class would be embarrassing normally but I did it that much it kinda just became habit? laugh.gif
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post Sep 29 2014, 09:18 PM
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Most of mine involve vomit...
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post Sep 29 2014, 10:32 PM
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QUOTE(Liаm @ Sep 29 2014, 10:07 PM) *
I'm pretty sure I actually didn't, but in year 8 everyone was adamant that I had... ample lower region blood flow during a PE lesson (whilst I was characteristically sat on the side making sure I didn't have to participate) drama.gif nobody let that go for like 3 months but it just went round as one of those rumours everyone forgets.

I don't get it? that doesn't usually happen to boys does it?


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post Sep 29 2014, 10:34 PM
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QUOTE(T child @ Sep 29 2014, 11:32 PM) *
I don't get it? that doesn't usually happen to boys does it?

I meant a boner laugh.gif
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post Sep 29 2014, 10:43 PM
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OH. My brain doesn't seem to be engaging today laugh.gif
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post Sep 29 2014, 10:49 PM
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god i've done so so many i don't even know where to begin

probs getting really drunk within 2 hours of my own unwanted house party, being sick all over myself then going into the shower and asking everyone to wash me was a pretty bad one
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i was SIXTEEN btw so
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post Sep 29 2014, 11:07 PM
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mdvoma
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post Sep 29 2014, 11:19 PM
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Mine was just hours ago, when I had to get on a stage blindfolded and shirtless, get a panty over my face, while eating a banana, dogfood and beer with chili sauce (I pretended to eat the dogfood for the record) only to be sold to some douchebag for 2 weeks.

Gotta love the initation of a student club heart.gif

Edit: mone wasn't as bad as others tho. Some had to get in their underwear, were sprayed with oil and flour and had to do all kinds of sexual positions


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post Sep 29 2014, 11:19 PM
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Falling down the stairs in my work THREE TIMES in the space of a week right in the middle of dinner time :@
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post Sep 30 2014, 05:52 AM
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I had an experience similar to Tyler's (aka sleepwalking/blacking out and doing incredibly embarrassing things) some time ago but it was slightly worse.
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post Sep 30 2014, 05:54 AM
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QUOTE(Conderella @ Sep 30 2014, 06:52 AM) *
I had an experience similar to Tyler's (aka sleepwalking/blacking out and doing incredibly embarrassing things) some time ago but it was slightly worse.

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