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Suedehead2
post Dec 4 2014, 05:23 PM
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Maybe a bit early for this but let's start it now and people can add new ones on Christmas Day itself (or after Christmas parties) The Guardian has a short item on crackers today which includes what may be the best cracker joke I have ever read. Of course, it is probably the mathematician in me that particularly likes it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
A: To get to the same side

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On the other hand there is also the rather weaker

Q: What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A: Lost

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post Dec 5 2014, 09:28 AM
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Most cracker jokes seem to be rather childish these days but occasionally there are some pretty funny ones biggrin.gif
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post Dec 7 2014, 04:44 PM
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Most are pathetic and aren't even funny. Go on Sickipedia if you want a good laugh. laugh.gif

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post Dec 7 2014, 04:52 PM
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Cracker jokes?

Ugh this thread is so Iggy Azalea, I cannot.
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