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post Dec 13 2014, 04:29 PM
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What do transvestites do on Christmas day? Eat, drink and be Mary!

I went to the garden centre today and bought the tallest Christmas Tree they had. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?"
I replied, "No way, I'll be putting it up in my living room."


How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep and crisp and even!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas, Eve"

What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
The One Show

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger.

I got a sweater for Christmas.
I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.


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post Dec 13 2014, 04:41 PM
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Did you get these from the Sun newspaper? The first one looks like the sort of prejudiced nonsense it would print.
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post Dec 13 2014, 04:42 PM
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QUOTE(Jester @ Dec 13 2014, 04:41 PM) *
Did you get these from the Sun newspaper? The first one looks like the sort of prejudiced nonsense it would print.



No, another forum, DS actually.
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post Dec 13 2014, 04:43 PM
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QUOTE(Common Sense @ Dec 13 2014, 04:42 PM) *
No, another forum, DS actually.

Hmmmm.
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