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post Jan 25 2015, 11:56 PM
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Hello.

As we all know, times are tough at the moment. The northern hemisphere is in the grip of winter, the nights are long and the bank balances are low. It's in times like these that we look to "beat the blues" through whatever method we can find and to yours truly there is one form of entertainment that is garunteed to keep the depression at bay, TRASHPOP!

Through this thread I hope to bring you occaisional (don't ever expect me to stick to any kind of schedule lmao) bursts of guilty pleasure pop music. We'll have all your favourites from your standard Slutpop to EuroTrash, TrannyTrash, RetroTrash and everything in between. Anything excessively crude, vulgar, tacky, cheap, derrivative, reductive, cheesy or downright bad can and will appear in this thread.

If there's a hot piece of trash you think I should cover then feel free to PM me suggestions and I will do my best to write it up into a post in here.

Keep it trashy,
LexC
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post Jan 26 2015, 12:06 AM
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Kicking us off we have the new jam Biscuit by Ivy Levan



This video features a dancing scone. Frankly I ought to just end the post here but seing as it's the first one...

Like we'll see in a lot of what will end up appearing in this thread, Ms Levan is ostensibly singing about her vagina, "I think you got it twisted, when I told you to kiss it". When she isn't waxing lyrical about what she's dunking in her tea, Ivy also spends the song freestyling about dropping bombs on Afghanistan and appearing in a series of increasingly ridiculous ensembles (although I'm sure Leww would agree with me on this, her make up is ON POINT!).

In short, Imagine the illegitimate lovechid of Iggy Azaelia and Lady Gaga discovered the 'brass' sections of a Cassio Keyboard and birthed this jam unto us.
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post Jan 26 2015, 12:12 AM
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Not going to even lie, that song is a JAM.
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post Jan 26 2015, 12:24 AM
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I love Biscuit! Such a tune. I can't at her genuinely using biscuit as a substitute for vagina though.
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post Jan 26 2015, 12:44 AM
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I neglected to mention this in the main post but she also pulls some incredible* faces in that video

*in both the good and bad sense of the word
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post Jan 26 2015, 12:46 AM
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I think this thread might have peaked already tbqh
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post Jan 26 2015, 12:56 AM
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(should probably add at this stage that a biscuit is v v different in the deep south to what it is in the uk)
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post Jan 26 2015, 01:25 AM
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OOFT!!!!! makeup on point outfits on point ridiculousness on POINT i'm dead

where is 152chris this seems exactly his type of shit
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post Jan 26 2015, 01:31 AM
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This thread is trash.
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post Jan 26 2015, 01:41 AM
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can anyone contribute or is this ur own lil fold-up stage ???
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post Jan 26 2015, 01:44 AM
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I DON'T CARE FOR ANYONE'S ANSWERS

i contribute this stunner to proceedings *.*



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post Jan 26 2015, 01:46 AM
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i'm sorry for stealing the thread and snatching its f***in roots but....
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post Jan 26 2015, 02:10 AM
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Well y'all can share your own Trash gems but only mine are definitive

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post Jan 26 2015, 02:23 AM
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Ispired by tonight's skype teas, Alaska Thunderf***'s... erm... piece. Your Makeup Is Terrible



We were gonna get TrannyTrash at some point, and this is a good place to start. This song has all the subtlety and restraint of a car accident and features moments so ill judged that even Lady GaGa would question the need for their inclusion. With all that said though, nobody does the spoken word piece over a thumping generic EDM beat like 'Lasky so take that as you will!
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post Jan 26 2015, 04:09 AM
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Some call me a BITCH
Please buy Heidi's album 'Superficial' out now on iTunes

(As an aside I apologise for stealing potential choices. I fully expect Khia's second masterpiece 'Lick Me Dry' to figure.)
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post Jan 26 2015, 05:03 PM
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EXPLOZIAN WINS THE THREAD

(also a big shoutout to REDOOONE. HEIIIDIII!!!)
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post Jan 26 2015, 05:36 PM
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MORE AND BETTER HEIDI MONTAG WILL BE COMING SOON!
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post Jan 26 2015, 05:47 PM
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In the meantime though...

Luciana/Betty White - I'm Still Hot


Luciana apparently still has a career? (or at least she did two years ago, which is still way after I thought she was done) That's good going for someone who was very slightly famous in 2007-2008 (her common as muck accent fits her right in to the time in pop history when Lily Allen/Kate Nash/The Kooks were at the height of their power) although, in fairness, when you're forced to promote your latest single with a music video in support of a Charity for the Elderly, said 'career' isn't probably at its peak. And those first 20 seconds of 'script' make Hollyoaks look like Shakespeare.

That aside though, Betty White is owning her QMoL (Queen Mother of Life) status in this video right down to the last suggestively served slice of cheesecake. Werq!


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post Jan 26 2015, 06:02 PM
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