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post Feb 13 2015, 03:35 AM
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Obviously needing for future reference!

What's the best chat-up line that you've used / heard? I heard a brilliant one the other day and I've forgot it sad.gif
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post Feb 13 2015, 04:04 AM
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Did you fall out of heaven? Because so did Satan.

Gets 'em going every time.
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post Feb 13 2015, 05:22 AM
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post Feb 13 2015, 02:15 PM
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I gotta call 999 cos you girl are HAWT ohmy.gif
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post Feb 13 2015, 02:41 PM
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Great stuff! More misogynistic nonsense please guys.
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post Feb 13 2015, 03:19 PM
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Your legs must be tired. Cos you've been running through my head all night.
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post Feb 13 2015, 03:35 PM
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do people ACTUALLY use chat-up lines?! i can't think of a way to give a much worse first impression in all honesty?! like actually have a proper conversation with the girl, recycling a cringeworthy line isn't going to do you any favours...

it's a bit like with gays when someone squeezes ur arse, doesn't make u think "phwoah, the one for me"
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post Feb 13 2015, 03:41 PM
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None, because literally any chat-up line only says 'Hi, I view you as an object to be conquered as quickly as possible'.

There's no such thing as a successful catch-all chat-up line. The best lines are entirely context specific, have an element of subtlety to them, and don't make it sound like you don't plan on making them a notch on your bedpost.
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post Feb 13 2015, 03:42 PM
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I echo the previous sentiments that chat up lines were just something people invented that never actually happen (see also, rainbow parties).
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post Feb 13 2015, 03:42 PM
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QUOTE(toxic_air @ Feb 13 2015, 05:04 AM) *
Did you fall out of heaven? Because so did Satan.

Gets 'em going every time.

Though failing that, this one.
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post Feb 13 2015, 03:43 PM
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QUOTE(LexC @ Feb 13 2015, 04:42 PM) *
something people invented that never actually happen (see also, rainbow parties).

You haven't been going to enough kikis.
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post Feb 13 2015, 03:45 PM
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rainbow parties definitely exist. i have been to so many i've lost half my bloody memory! the shame!
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post Feb 13 2015, 03:46 PM
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QUOTE(Qassändra @ Feb 13 2015, 03:43 PM) *
You haven't been going to enough kikis.


Not that kind of rainbow love

(unless you are talking about that kind of rainbow, in which case, eww)
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post Feb 13 2015, 03:46 PM
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can you pay ma bills can you pay ma telephone bills?
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post Feb 13 2015, 04:01 PM
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QUOTE(✖ ketalina ✖ @ Feb 13 2015, 04:46 PM) *
can you pay ma bills can you pay ma telephone bills?

hun i wouldn't let u NEAR my automobills!

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post Feb 13 2015, 04:02 PM
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i heard brandy LOVES the cha-cha slide

'REVERSE, REVERSE!'
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post Feb 13 2015, 04:11 PM
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QUOTE(✖ ketalina ✖ @ Feb 13 2015, 05:02 PM) *
i heard brandy LOVES the cha-cha slide

'REVERSE, REVERSE!'

DEAD (LITERALLY!)
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post Feb 13 2015, 05:03 PM
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QUOTE(toxic_air @ Feb 13 2015, 05:04 AM) *
Did you fall out of heaven? Because so did Satan.

Gets 'em going every time.


Wish me good luck!
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post Feb 13 2015, 05:08 PM
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QUOTE(Qassändra @ Feb 13 2015, 04:11 PM) *
DEAD (LITERALLY!)

RIP cry.gif
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post Feb 13 2015, 05:57 PM
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I only ever say chat up lines jokingly to my friends, usually in a conversation about how bad they are!!
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