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Qassändra
post May 30 2015, 08:35 PM
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1. Posters pretending to be in The Hunger Games, inevitably declaring themselves the winner of all duels
2. Watching Battle Royale
3. Filibustering a thread in which a preset randomised script 'kills' posters based on what order they were entered into the simulator
4. Cot death
5. Cat vulva ventriloquism
6. ITV Presents An Evening With Jessie J
7. Listening to Christina Aguilera feat. Nicki Minaj - Woohoo precisely seven times in a row
8. Attempting an intricately choreographed sexy dance to Khia before collapsing through a glass table with grace and poise
9. Johnkm cultural references I don't understand
10. Visiting cherished Buzzjack posters in a European capital of your choice and having non-penetrative intercourse in the evening
11. Diving out of the window into a blazing bonfire of used hypodermic needles
12. Ordinal pedantry
13. Organising a fake online wedding.
14. Marijuana, the dullest of the Class Bs
15. Calculating the posters' chart.
16. Spitting and sitting
17. 'Banning Spamsandra from posting in this thread'
18. Swallowing, the dullest and most brackish of non-penetrative acts
19. Being banned from posting in a thread in which a preset randomised script 'kills' posters based on what order they were entered into the simulator
20. Listening to Lithuania's Greatest Hits: A Compilation of 6/10 Eurovision Entries and AlexRange Faves
21. Valium
22. Being forcefed MDMA and locked in an empty room for eight hours
23. Ed Sheeran trivia.
24. Non-penetrative intercourse in a library with Explozian (soundtracked by the aforementioned compilation of Lithuania's Greatest Hits and a mixtape of Hard Cock Life club night favs)
25.

(with subtitles enabled)
26. Morris dancing at 6am to madrigals
27. Getting sucked into a TVTropes vortex for the entirety of a three-day weekend when you were meant to be jobsearching.
28. Being forcefed MDNA and locked in an empty room for eight hours
29. Leading a one-man crusade against a moderation team and a thread, discrediting yourself and the notion of entertainment forever in the process (with grace and poise).
30. Voting for SevenSeed in that random poll up there
31. Lesbianism
32. Booking a package holiday to Somalia.
33. Repeated use of non-Chanel emoticons.
34. Sending artistically posed and creatively-lit erotica to selected forum members via the Buzzjack Private Message function.
35. Going on a package holiday to Somalia (soundtracked to a re-recording of Vengaboys 'We're Going To Hargeisa')
36. Dying slowly and painfully
37. Arranging slow and painful death via the medium of preset randomised script functions
38. Henderella
39. SHOWBIZ.
40. Season 4 of Ugly Betty
41. Cherry Bakewells
42. jon-benet ramsey's line of pineapple spoons
43. Imposing aged, outdated and irrelevant memes on a forum
44. Imposing aged, outdated and irrelevant memes from another forum on a forum
45. Getting raped and murdered aged six by your father in the family basement (while launching a range of pineapple spoons)
46. Brandy's driving school for girls
47. Brandy's driving school for Iran
48. Throwing multilayered and potentially self-referential shade
49. Stuffed Crust Pizza with hot dog and mustard stuffed in the crust
50. Boycotting Domino's because it's trash
51. Spending money you don't have on Papa John's
52. Compiling 50 things that are more entertaining than a thread in which a preset randomised script 'kills' posters based on what order they were entered into the simulator
53. Leaking an ex's Cam4 pictures onto Facebook
54. Choking to death on your own tongue
55. Reading the official tell-all Scooch memoirs, More Than You Needed To Know
56. Coding 'you must be THIS self-aware' signs for Buzzjack's registration stage
57. Crotch rot treatment
58. Salt poisoning
59. Playing Monopoly in a really bitchy manner by buying all the houses before anyone else can
60.
61.
62. Pretending to be a cat on national television
63. Rigging online polls
64.
65. Acting in a haughty and superior manner towards teenagers
66. Acting in a haughty and superior manner towards Scots
67. Having Explozian slowly descend onto your face.
68. Analysing the lyrics of Shakespeares Sister - Stay for GCSE English Literature
69. Performing interpretative dance to Shakespeares Sister - Stay for the performance element of GCSE Mincing
70. Causing your elderly grandfather to die of shame by choosing GCSE Mincing instead of GCSE Physical Education for your optional choice
71. Rearranging Blu Cantrell feat. Sean Paul - Breathe as an emotional power ballad for your dramatic sing-off on X Factor Soul Classics week
72. Passive-aggressively blanking your husband for a year because he refuses to kill his parents just so you can get that house with the tower you like
73. Going to MayonnaiseWorld! theme park as a child because your parents can't afford Alton Towers
74. Dramatically drowning in a vat of mayonnaise
75. Flushing after you do a shet
76. Pronouncing vowels correctly
77. Doubleposting
78. Mass posting as a way of preventing atrocities against humanity
79. Setting your best friend's girlfriend's lovely new coat on fire because you secretly want to smash his rose in
80. Making points more than necessary for the sake of entertainment, because allegedly the Lounge is so in need of it and the mods don't have any ideas
81. Voting SNP to achieve social justice via the medium of clapping and strategic seating plans
82. Joining cults
83. Starting BJSC riots
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post May 30 2015, 08:39 PM
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Can you make that 54... you missed out Origami kink.gif
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Qassändra
post May 30 2015, 08:43 PM
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You HAD YOUR CHANCE IN THE THREAD MARTIN
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post May 30 2015, 08:45 PM
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QUOTE(Qassändra @ May 30 2015, 09:43 PM) *
You HAD YOUR CHANCE IN THE THREAD MARTIN

He doesn't spam like you happy.gif
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post May 30 2015, 08:45 PM
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post May 30 2015, 08:47 PM
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00. Posters pretending to be in The Hunger Games, inevitably declaring themselves the winner of all duels
00. Watching Battle Royale
00. Filibustering a thread in which a preset randomised script 'kills' posters based on what order they were entered into the simulator
00. Cot death
00. Cat vulva ventriloquism
00. ITV Presents An Evening With Jessie J
00. Listening to Christina Aguilera feat. Nicki Minaj - Woohoo precisely seven times in a row
00. Attempting an intricately choreographed sexy dance to Khia before collapsing through a glass table with grace and poise
00. Johnkm cultural references I don't understand
00. Visiting cherished Buzzjack posters in a European capital of your choice and having non-penetrative intercourse in the evening
00. Diving out of the window into a blazing bonfire of used hypodermic needles
00. Ordinal pedantry
00. Organising a fake online wedding.
00. Marijuana, the dullest of the Class Bs
00. Calculating the posters' chart.
00. Spitting and sitting
00. 'Banning Spamsandra from posting in this thread'
00. Swallowing, the dullest and most brackish of non-penetrative acts
00. Being banned from posting in a thread in which a preset randomised script 'kills' posters based on what order they were entered into the simulator
00. Listening to Lithuania's Greatest Hits: A Compilation of 6/10 Eurovision Entries and AlexRange Faves
00. Valium
00. Being forcefed MDMA and locked in an empty room for eight hours
00. Ed Sheeran trivia.
00. Non-penetrative intercourse in a library with Explozian (soundtracked by the aforementioned compilation of Lithuania's Greatest Hits and a mixtape of Hard Cock Life club night favs)
00. 

(with subtitles enabled)
00. Morris dancing at 6am to madrigals
00. Getting sucked into a TVTropes vortex for the entirety of a three-day weekend when you were meant to be jobsearching.
00. Being forcefed MDNA and locked in an empty room for eight hours 
00. Leading a one-man crusade against a moderation team and a thread, discrediting yourself and the notion of entertainment forever in the process (with grace and poise).
00. Voting for SevenSeed in that random poll up there
00. Lesbianism
00. Booking a package holiday to Somalia.
00. Repeated use of non-Chanel emoticons.
00. Sending artistically posed and creatively-lit erotica to selected forum members via the Buzzjack Private Message function.
00. Going on a package holiday to Somalia (soundtracked to a re-recording of Vengaboys 'We're Going To Hargeisa')
00. Dying slowly and painfully
00. Arranging slow and painful death via the medium of preset randomised script functions
-1. Henderella
11. SHOWBIZ.
00. Season 4 of Ugly Betty
00. Cherry Bakewells
00. jon-benet ramsey's line of pineapple spoons
05. Imposing aged, outdated and irrelevant memes on a forum
05. Imposing aged, outdated and irrelevant memes from another forum on a forum
00. Getting raped and murdered aged six by your father in the family basement (while launching a range of pineapple spoons)
00. Brandy's driving school for girls
00. Brandy's driving school for Iran
00. Throwing multilayered and potentially self-referential shade
00. Stuffed Crust Pizza with hot dog and mustard stuffed in the crust
00. Boycotting Domino's because it's trash
00. Spending money you don't have on Papa John's
00. Compiling 50 things that are more entertaining than a thread in which a preset randomised script 'kills' posters based on what order they were entered into the simulator
00. Leaking an ex's Cam4 pictures onto Facebook

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post May 30 2015, 08:50 PM
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QUOTE(Qassändra @ May 30 2015, 09:35 PM) *
You may give one 13, one 11, one -1 and one -3, and no more than five 10s and five 0s. GO

QUOTE(HausofSHOWBIZ @ May 30 2015, 09:47 PM) *
00. Posters pretending to be in The Hunger Games, inevitably declaring themselves the winner of all duels
00. Watching Battle Royale
00. Filibustering a thread in which a preset randomised script 'kills' posters based on what order they were entered into the simulator
00. Cot death
00. Cat vulva ventriloquism
00. ITV Presents An Evening With Jessie J
00. Listening to Christina Aguilera feat. Nicki Minaj - Woohoo precisely seven times in a row
00. Attempting an intricately choreographed sexy dance to Khia before collapsing through a glass table with grace and poise
00. Johnkm cultural references I don't understand
00. Visiting cherished Buzzjack posters in a European capital of your choice and having non-penetrative intercourse in the evening
00. Diving out of the window into a blazing bonfire of used hypodermic needles
00. Ordinal pedantry
00. Organising a fake online wedding.
00. Marijuana, the dullest of the Class Bs
00. Calculating the posters' chart.
00. Spitting and sitting
00. 'Banning Spamsandra from posting in this thread'
00. Swallowing, the dullest and most brackish of non-penetrative acts
00. Being banned from posting in a thread in which a preset randomised script 'kills' posters based on what order they were entered into the simulator
00. Listening to Lithuania's Greatest Hits: A Compilation of 6/10 Eurovision Entries and AlexRange Faves
00. Valium
00. Being forcefed MDMA and locked in an empty room for eight hours
00. Ed Sheeran trivia.
00. Non-penetrative intercourse in a library with Explozian (soundtracked by the aforementioned compilation of Lithuania's Greatest Hits and a mixtape of Hard Cock Life club night favs)
00. 

(with subtitles enabled)
00. Morris dancing at 6am to madrigals
00. Getting sucked into a TVTropes vortex for the entirety of a three-day weekend when you were meant to be jobsearching.
00. Being forcefed MDNA and locked in an empty room for eight hours 
00. Leading a one-man crusade against a moderation team and a thread, discrediting yourself and the notion of entertainment forever in the process (with grace and poise).
00. Voting for SevenSeed in that random poll up there
00. Lesbianism
00. Booking a package holiday to Somalia.
00. Repeated use of non-Chanel emoticons.
00. Sending artistically posed and creatively-lit erotica to selected forum members via the Buzzjack Private Message function.
00. Going on a package holiday to Somalia (soundtracked to a re-recording of Vengaboys 'We're Going To Hargeisa')
00. Dying slowly and painfully
00. Arranging slow and painful death via the medium of preset randomised script functions
-1. Henderella
11. SHOWBIZ.
00. Season 4 of Ugly Betty
00. Cherry Bakewells
00. jon-benet ramsey's line of pineapple spoons
05. Imposing aged, outdated and irrelevant memes on a forum
05. Imposing aged, outdated and irrelevant memes from another forum on a forum
00. Getting raped and murdered aged six by your father in the family basement (while launching a range of pineapple spoons)
00. Brandy's driving school for girls
00. Brandy's driving school for Iran
00. Throwing multilayered and potentially self-referential shade
00. Stuffed Crust Pizza with hot dog and mustard stuffed in the crust
00. Boycotting Domino's because it's trash
00. Spending money you don't have on Papa John's
00. Compiling 50 things that are more entertaining than a thread in which a preset randomised script 'kills' posters based on what order they were entered into the simulator
00. Leaking an ex's Cam4 pictures onto Facebook

UM
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Qassändra
post May 30 2015, 10:58 PM
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If someone wants to add the extra 31 in here please

(Reading over it all this would make for an excellent modern day update of Parklife *.*)
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post May 30 2015, 11:01 PM
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QUOTE(Silas @ May 30 2015, 11:56 PM) *
This time Adam you can blame Tyron for flogging a dead horse

who

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post May 30 2015, 11:01 PM
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QUOTE(#OwlVicii @ May 30 2015, 09:45 PM) *
He doesn't spam like you happy.gif


Erm coming from you cool.gif
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post May 30 2015, 11:02 PM
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QUOTE(#OwlVicii @ May 31 2015, 12:01 AM) *
That awkward moment when you become so much worser than what you are trying to fight happy.gif

LOL
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post May 30 2015, 11:03 PM
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QUOTE(andreweeyor @ May 31 2015, 12:01 AM) *
Erm coming from you cool.gif

Please elaborate.
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post May 30 2015, 11:08 PM
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QUOTE(#OwlVicii @ May 31 2015, 12:03 AM) *
Please elaborate.


erm a 2-star rating on your profile says it all and lets face it you're not exactly the king of popularity on here
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post May 30 2015, 11:13 PM
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This impending argument is NOT one of the 83 things more interesting than the Buzzjack Hunger Games
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post May 30 2015, 11:13 PM
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QUOTE(andreweeyor @ May 31 2015, 12:08 AM) *
erm a 2-star rating on your profile says it all and lets face it you're not exactly the king of popularity on here

You missed the part about me spamming across at least 3 different threads in attempt to get other people to have the same opinion as you wink.gif
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post May 30 2015, 11:14 PM
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QUOTE(#OwlVicii @ May 31 2015, 12:01 AM) *
who

That awkward moment when you become so much worser than what you are trying to fight happy.gif

Tyron = Qassandra's real name
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post May 30 2015, 11:15 PM
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QUOTE(#OwlVicii @ May 31 2015, 12:13 AM) *
You missed the part about me spamming across at least 3 different threads in attempt to get other people to have the same opinion as you wink.gif


oh did I

please f*** off

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post May 30 2015, 11:15 PM
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QUOTE(#OwlVicii @ May 31 2015, 12:13 AM) *
You missed the part about me spamming across at least 3 different threads in attempt to get other people to have the same opinion as you wink.gif

Darling you may wish to consult the PHILOSOPHY OF SPAM module

Because your interpretation is frankly REDUCTIVE!
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post May 30 2015, 11:16 PM
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MORE RATES PLEASE

(Haus, you may edit your rate to account for the thirty new entries)
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post May 30 2015, 11:17 PM
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Imagine if Tyron was really Tyrell
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