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post Aug 14 2015, 09:23 PM
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In October of 2011, The fine Brothers decided to expand their famous react videos to the teenager age rank, and just last week, Teens React just celebrated their 100th episode:



So to celebrate 3 and a half years of reactions, both good and bad, I will be here to rank all 84 teens of the entire history of Teens React! I will highlight the good and the bad (and sometimes the downright painstakingly hilarious), complete with my own reactions, some gifs and maybe a few moments of me fangasming, all depending on their entire career through the series and appearances in the React channel. And yes, this will definitely take a while.

So I wanted to ask you: which of the teens are you rooting for? What has been your favorite moments of the teens so far? Who would you like to see go far?

I'll see you in a few minutes where I'll do a quick interim, then make the first cut!

EDIT: I added a theme song tongue.gif



Ranking so far:
84.) Jourdan
83.) Sergio
82.) Andrew
81.) Drake
80.) Liat
79.) Conner
78.) Alex

77.) Reid
76.) Carlos
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post Aug 14 2015, 09:45 PM
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Which of the teens are you rooting for?
Jamie

What has been your favorite moments of the teens so far?
I couldn't choose.

Who would you like to see go far?
Going to have to go with Jamie here.
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post Aug 14 2015, 09:47 PM
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Her names Jeannie tho
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post Aug 14 2015, 09:48 PM
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I'M BAD WITH NAMES
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post Aug 14 2015, 11:43 PM
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Okay, I'm gonna start with taking out the guest stars because I don't really feel that they're much of import:

6.) Lucas Cruikshank. I guess you can say he was good but I honestly have no recollection of him in this episode but that was mainly because I was dying at Erin saying that she shares shoes with the channel's star laugh.gif Also, I prefer him with Jenny on YouTubers React.
5.) Alex Steele. Same with Lucas. Everyone just kinda outshined her and I was kinda left with a bad taste. Then again, I can excuse it because of Degrassi. Poor hen.
4.) Jake Short. I guess he was decent in the two episodes he was in where he was either giggling or being weirded out, which I kinda get because he's an actor and all. I think he would work out a lot better as a guest star now than back then because a.) he's older now, b.) his balls dropped, and c.) Mighty Med happened.
3/2.) Amy & Lisa Cimorelli. They probably had it best with this countdown because they were in one of the best videos ever (the Overly Attached Girlfriend episode) and if I wasn't paying attention to Kostas (and who wouldn't tbh) or Adam, my eyes were on them.
1.) Maisie Williams. Because there has got to be a good reason for why she was a guest star for FIVE EPISODES.
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post Aug 14 2015, 11:49 PM
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Aw the Cimorelli girlz wub.gif much hotness tongue.gif
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post Aug 14 2015, 11:54 PM
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which of the teens are you rooting for? Tom heart.gif

What has been your favorite moments of the teens so far? Cannot choose laugh.gif

Who would you like to see go far? Of course Tom and also Eric heart.gif
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post Aug 15 2015, 05:40 AM
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I'm gonna answer the questions because yeah:

What has been your favorite moments of the teens so far?: My ultimate favorite episode will forever be the Overly Attached Girlfriend episode. It's one of the funniest and most gif-worthy episodes around. Plus Kostas looked HOT in that episode. (spoilerzzzz)

If I answered the beginning and end questions, there wouldn't be a need for a ranking, would there?

Anyway, clue for the first cut (#84): Appears in Teens React To Why This Kolaveri Di
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post Aug 15 2015, 09:22 AM
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I'm judging them by their looks and I'm making myself uncomfortable.

Which of them are over 18? Asking for a friend.


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post Aug 15 2015, 11:44 AM
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QUOTE(toxic_air @ Aug 15 2015, 02:22 AM) *
I'm judging them by their looks and I'm making myself uncomfortable.

Which of them are over 18? Asking for a friend.
That's like literally over half the overall cast as of now.

Really people go for Tom because he's a pretty twink or Shant because this. Or Kostas because he's a bad boy and a pretty face

For girls, I guess there's a lot but QUEEN RACHEL IS MINE
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Which of the teens are you rooting for?
Rachel.

What has been your favorite moments of the teens so far?
Ugh...that's hard to pick. I'd guess "I'm not reading your book" from the React to Fault in Our Stars? idk

Who would you like to see go far?
Rachel, Tom, and Adam. Ethan James and Rumor if we can count former ones.
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post Aug 16 2015, 03:13 AM
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So anyway, gonna make the first cut now, and the schedule for cuts is gonna be quite irregular. I will also be including last names for those whose have been provided by the Teens React wikia.

#84: Jourdan Steel
First Episode: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Last Episode: My Wedding Speech
Song That Best Describes Him: Lily Allen - "F*ck You"




If I were to look up the definition of "c*nt" in the dictionary, damn straight would I find this piece of sh*t. Even Tyron would be disappointed in his negativity. It started with the My Little Pony episode where pretty much everyone (bar like 3-4 people) unleashed their inner homophobe, but Jourdan just took it to a whole other level. I'm pretty sure Iz and Seven would disapprove of me putting a video of people completely bashing MLP but for educational reasons I will just post it anyway:



Now, to be fair (and don't hate me for this), I never really got the hype of MLP in the first place and I kinda just left it alone thinking hearing the songs mashed up in some other way on YouTube was enough exposure for me. Yes. Watching this episode though? I couldn't make it through the first two minutes before changing it because it was so bad. G'won Devin for actually saying the right answer. For purposes of this countdown, I had to take one for the team and actually watch this shitfest. Anyway, back to Jourdan:

He's DESPICABLE. It was a bit much to hear him bashing on gay people for the entire episode. Not a good start. The next two episodes were a bit better but not relevant enough (though promoting child abuse in the Toddlers & Tiaras react episode is just nono.gif).Then he reacted to Why This Kolaveri Di and started singing along to the song in the most derogatory way possible. Then he reacted to Dumb Ways To Die and by that time I was just so done with him that I spent the entire video gawking over Kostas like I would during the early episodes anyway.

Choice Quotes:
"I'm quite concerned why you'd think I'd watch that..." [Teens React To: My Little Pony]
"Maybe you think I'm from the other side of the street?" [Teens React To: My Little Pony]
"I'd smack 'me upside the head! Like *makes smacking noises* 'No! No! No!'" [Teens React To: Toddlers & Tiaras]
*to the tune of the song* "Nice auto-tune! Nice auto-tune!" [Teens React To: Why This Kolaveri Di]
*singing along* "So happy to die!" [Teens React To: Dumb Ways To Die]
"People are gonna be more dumb around trains now!" [Teens React To: Dumb Ways To Die]
*mockingly* "Oh, she's fine. She's very very attractive." [Teens React To: Thrift Shop]

Basically: Jourdan, go f*ck yourself.

Hint for #83: Appears in the latest official Teens React video.
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post Aug 16 2015, 12:44 PM
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That is actually one of the few Teens React videos I've seen (because of the subject matter naturally, I just came away from it completely disregarding what a bunch of teens think about anything) and I remember thinking he in particular was a bit of an arsehole.



I feel I have to post the response, it's better. kink.gif
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post Aug 16 2015, 02:37 PM
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QUOTE(Iz~ @ Aug 16 2015, 05:44 AM) *
That is actually one of the few Teens React videos I've seen (because of the subject matter naturally, I just came away from it completely disregarding what a bunch of teens think about anything) and I remember thinking he in particular was a bit of an arsehole.



I feel I have to post the response, it's better. kink.gif
I actually saw that last night, and it was pretty hilarious biggrin.gif
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post Aug 16 2015, 10:43 PM
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I was gonna make another cut today but I'm at Santa Monica right now and plus a new REACT video came out:



IT'S A NEW OUTLAST BLESS
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post Aug 17 2015, 09:59 PM
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Let's get rid of some more useless blood:

#83: Sergio
First Episode: The Fault In Our Stars
Latest Episode: REACT Advice - How To Get Over Frozen
Song I Would Describe Him With: anything by James Bay


I find Sergio extremely inoffensive. Now normally, that would be a good thing, but this guy's personality is like watching grass die. I believe Harry pointed out to me that this guy was his least favorite for that same reason. Trust me, there are other more offensive people out there *cough cough Jourdan*. His voice... also doesn't sound that react-worthy. Kinda reminds me of the stereotypical 80's poindexter.

Do I mind his opinions? Not really. He does give decent commentary but coupled with the fact that he has the personality of a piece of string, it just seems to go to waste. He does have some moments, such as admitting to reading The Fault In Our Stars, that kinda gets cancelled out by him hating the rest of the videos he was exposed to. Now, I get negativity if you end up shading anything and everything (Sam heart.gif) but he just doesn't have an excuse.

Choice Quotes:[size=4]
None. He is literally that forgettable.

Clue for #82: Appeared in two episodes.
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this is all WRAWNG
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post Aug 18 2015, 11:26 AM
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Sergio is such a bore-fest like ergh puke.gif
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Idek who Sergio is, so you're point must be true laugh.gif

Maybe you should put multiple results to a post when there's so many to get through and they're being posted daily as apposed to one after the other? happy.gif
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seeing the ANTM countdown has gone AWOL I wouldn't advise anyone to hold any breath about this too.

And, of course, this is STILL WRAWNG.

let me rank all the toddlers and tiaras characters by hotness now brb
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