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post Dec 24 2015, 03:48 PM
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This is absolutely true. About 10 years ago my crown came off my tooth on Christmas Eve so rang the dentist and he told me to keep it safe and he'd stick it back on in the New Year, cheaper than ordering a new one. So I popped it in a wine glass for safe keeping. Christmas dinner and wife's friends came. Well their daughter, 19, took a sip of wine and said "What's this in the bottom of my wine glass?" OMG, was my crown. ohmy.gif She hasn't been to a meal since!! We all laughed but not her. Wife had supposedly washed all the glasses.

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post Dec 26 2015, 12:46 AM
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I guess this is a funny, but more in a you had to be there way. Although I am laughing to myself trying to type this.

So we were having Christmas dinner in our dining room, which I should tell you has a Christmas Tree in it. This was years ago, maybe about 15 years ago. So we are eating and I am being told off for talking instead of eating, another thing you should know is I talk with my hands, so the potato that was on my fork goes flying off it knocks the fairy off the tree and the potato vanishes behind the cupboard. So yeah funny if you were there. The fairy never did sit on that tree properly after taking a potato to the head.
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post Dec 26 2015, 06:31 AM
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This one is quite hilarious buy not for the person involved. Last year there were about ten if us celebrating Xmas at Jamies Aunts and everyone brought their dogs. One of them was this big massive black thing, like I don't even know what kind. Anyway, after dinner it decided to try and hump jamies little sister while she was sitting on one of the chairs. No one helped her and we all grabbed our phones. Naturally I recorded a video which is still on Facebook and I shared it yesterday again because it came up on fb memories.

Moral of the story. Don't Let a dog hump ya!


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post Dec 26 2015, 10:25 AM
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QUOTE(Martyn @ Dec 26 2015, 12:46 AM) *
I guess this is a funny, but more in a you had to be there way. Although I am laughing to myself trying to type this.

So we were having Christmas dinner in our dining room, which I should tell you has a Christmas Tree in it. This was years ago, maybe about 15 years ago. So we are eating and I am being told off for talking instead of eating, another thing you should know is I talk with my hands, so the potato that was on my fork goes flying off it knocks the fairy off the tree and the potato vanishes behind the cupboard. So yeah funny if you were there. The fairy never did sit on that tree properly after taking a potato to the head.



That's hilarious.
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post Dec 26 2015, 10:25 AM
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QUOTE(Martyn @ Dec 26 2015, 12:46 AM) *
I guess this is a funny, but more in a you had to be there way. Although I am laughing to myself trying to type this.

So we were having Christmas dinner in our dining room, which I should tell you has a Christmas Tree in it. This was years ago, maybe about 15 years ago. So we are eating and I am being told off for talking instead of eating, another thing you should know is I talk with my hands, so the potato that was on my fork goes flying off it knocks the fairy off the tree and the potato vanishes behind the cupboard. So yeah funny if you were there. The fairy never did sit on that tree properly after taking a potato to the head.



That's hilarious.
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post Dec 26 2015, 10:25 AM
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QUOTE(Martyn @ Dec 26 2015, 12:46 AM) *
I guess this is a funny, but more in a you had to be there way. Although I am laughing to myself trying to type this.

So we were having Christmas dinner in our dining room, which I should tell you has a Christmas Tree in it. This was years ago, maybe about 15 years ago. So we are eating and I am being told off for talking instead of eating, another thing you should know is I talk with my hands, so the potato that was on my fork goes flying off it knocks the fairy off the tree and the potato vanishes behind the cupboard. So yeah funny if you were there. The fairy never did sit on that tree properly after taking a potato to the head.



That's hilarious.
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QUOTE(Martyn @ Dec 26 2015, 12:46 AM) *
I guess this is a funny, but more in a you had to be there way. Although I am laughing to myself trying to type this.

So we were having Christmas dinner in our dining room, which I should tell you has a Christmas Tree in it. This was years ago, maybe about 15 years ago. So we are eating and I am being told off for talking instead of eating, another thing you should know is I talk with my hands, so the potato that was on my fork goes flying off it knocks the fairy off the tree and the potato vanishes behind the cupboard. So yeah funny if you were there. The fairy never did sit on that tree properly after taking a potato to the head.



That's hilarious.
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QUOTE(Martyn @ Dec 26 2015, 12:46 AM) *
I guess this is a funny, but more in a you had to be there way. Although I am laughing to myself trying to type this.

So we were having Christmas dinner in our dining room, which I should tell you has a Christmas Tree in it. This was years ago, maybe about 15 years ago. So we are eating and I am being told off for talking instead of eating, another thing you should know is I talk with my hands, so the potato that was on my fork goes flying off it knocks the fairy off the tree and the potato vanishes behind the cupboard. So yeah funny if you were there. The fairy never did sit on that tree properly after taking a potato to the head.



That's hilarious.
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QUOTE(Martyn @ Dec 26 2015, 12:46 AM) *
I guess this is a funny, but more in a you had to be there way. Although I am laughing to myself trying to type this.

So we were having Christmas dinner in our dining room, which I should tell you has a Christmas Tree in it. This was years ago, maybe about 15 years ago. So we are eating and I am being told off for talking instead of eating, another thing you should know is I talk with my hands, so the potato that was on my fork goes flying off it knocks the fairy off the tree and the potato vanishes behind the cupboard. So yeah funny if you were there. The fairy never did sit on that tree properly after taking a potato to the head.



That's hilarious.
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post Dec 26 2015, 10:38 AM
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QUOTE(Martyn @ Dec 26 2015, 12:46 AM) *
I guess this is a funny, but more in a you had to be there way. Although I am laughing to myself trying to type this.

So we were having Christmas dinner in our dining room, which I should tell you has a Christmas Tree in it. This was years ago, maybe about 15 years ago. So we are eating and I am being told off for talking instead of eating, another thing you should know is I talk with my hands, so the potato that was on my fork goes flying off it knocks the fairy off the tree and the potato vanishes behind the cupboard. So yeah funny if you were there. The fairy never did sit on that tree properly after taking a potato to the head.


That's hilarious.
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post Dec 26 2015, 02:03 PM
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My god.

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post Dec 26 2015, 02:15 PM
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I had a card this year, from 'Uncle David' - but I don't even *have* an uncle David! tongue.gif
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post Dec 26 2015, 02:17 PM
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QUOTE(Bré @ Dec 26 2015, 02:15 PM) *
I had a card this year, from 'Uncle David' - but I don't even *have* an uncle David! tongue.gif


That's hilarious.
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post Dec 26 2015, 02:24 PM
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QUOTE(Bré @ Dec 26 2015, 02:15 PM) *
I had a card this year, from 'Uncle David' - but I don't even *have* an uncle David! tongue.gif


That's hilari-o-u-s.
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post Dec 26 2015, 05:27 PM
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QUOTE(Common Sense @ Dec 26 2015, 10:25 AM) *
That's hilarious.

QUOTE(Common Sense @ Dec 26 2015, 10:25 AM) *
That's hilarious.

QUOTE(Common Sense @ Dec 26 2015, 10:25 AM) *
That's hilarious.

QUOTE(Common Sense @ Dec 26 2015, 10:25 AM) *
That's hilarious.

QUOTE(Common Sense @ Dec 26 2015, 10:25 AM) *
That's hilarious.

QUOTE(Common Sense @ Dec 26 2015, 10:25 AM) *
That's hilarious.

Watch and listen as the chart saviour of 2015 tells you how many times to click on "Add Reply" rotf.gif
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post Dec 26 2015, 05:29 PM
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This one time at Christmas camp I accidentally popped a blow up doll with a flute sad.gif
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post Dec 26 2015, 05:35 PM
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QUOTE(FrostytheBeaver @ Dec 26 2015, 05:29 PM) *
This one time at Christmas camp I accidentally popped a blow up doll with a flute sad.gif

You blew it

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Why would you decide to an instrument with a flute to flop a doll? unsure.gif
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post Dec 26 2015, 07:08 PM
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Michael, what happened to that blow up wife you got 2 years ago?

A lot of these stories are giving me 'they weren't my curtains!' from Miranda vibes for some strange reason...
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post Dec 27 2015, 04:13 PM
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QUOTE(Xmas Tree Boy @ Dec 26 2015, 07:08 PM) *
Michael, what happened to that blow up wife you got 2 years ago?

A lot of these stories are giving me 'they weren't my curtains!' from Miranda vibes for some strange reason...


That blow up wife was the victim of my flute sad.gif
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post Dec 27 2015, 04:36 PM
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QUOTE(Common Sense @ Dec 26 2015, 10:25 AM) *
That's hilarious.

QUOTE(Common Sense @ Dec 26 2015, 10:25 AM) *
That's hilarious.

QUOTE(Common Sense @ Dec 26 2015, 10:25 AM) *
That's hilarious.

QUOTE(Common Sense @ Dec 26 2015, 10:25 AM) *
That's hilarious.

QUOTE(Common Sense @ Dec 26 2015, 10:25 AM) *
That's hilarious.

QUOTE(Common Sense @ Dec 26 2015, 10:25 AM) *
That's hilarious.


VERY

QUOTE(Sproot. @ Dec 26 2015, 10:38 AM) *
That's hilarious.


IKR


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