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post Jan 10 2016, 06:27 PM
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There's an Indian takeaway in town callled Poppadum Preach.


do you have PUNNY shops/pubs/restaurants near you?


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Omg what happened there.
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hairdressers near me called curl up and dye and I luv it
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The Codfather is our local fish and chippy laugh.gif
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in my town we have "the hair shop" (hairdressers) and "the card shop" (sells cards)

everything is so literal
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post Jan 10 2016, 06:31 PM
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QUOTE(princess_lotti @ Jan 10 2016, 06:30 PM) *
in my town we have "the hair shop" (hairdressers) and "the card shop" (sells cards)

everything is so literal

Your town makes me sad.
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QUOTE(Josh Josh Binks @ Jan 10 2016, 06:30 PM) *
The Codfather is our local fish and chippy laugh.gif


this is incredible
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post Jan 10 2016, 06:36 PM
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We have:
Sainsburys
(town name) Fish N Chips
Post Office
Local Hairdressers
The Jewellry Shop
Something like Cafe Coffee
etc

Yeah such original names laugh.gif Everything is so literal here also!
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post Jan 10 2016, 06:39 PM
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yalls town pr team needs to be sacked
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post Jan 10 2016, 06:40 PM
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QUOTE(🌚🌚🌚 @ Jan 10 2016, 06:29 PM) *
hairdressers near me called curl up and dye and I luv it


the curl up and dye in Birmingham? laugh.gif


Theres a Toast Office near me lol
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post Jan 10 2016, 06:41 PM
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QUOTE(mdh @ Jan 10 2016, 06:40 PM) *
the curl up and dye in Birmingham? laugh.gif
Theres a Toast Office near me lol

This is the best thing of anything on the history of ever.
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�� im not from Birmingham don't come for me like that

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post Jan 10 2016, 06:45 PM
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We have Oh My Cod!, a chip shop in town laugh.gif
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hair.comb
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post Jan 10 2016, 06:48 PM
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We have a 'Shoe-biz' lmao
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QUOTE(Jade @ Jan 10 2016, 06:48 PM) *
We have a 'Shoe-biz' lmao


No one let Bal and Joseph see this post.
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post Jan 10 2016, 06:50 PM
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thats f***ing terrible.
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post Jan 10 2016, 06:52 PM
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We have a SCHUH
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Not a pun as such, more just offensive but in Exeter there is a clothes shop called FROCK OFF, but I think it should have been renamed FROCK ON. Sounds less in yer face.

My favourite named takeaway (in Lincoln) is Legal Food. laugh.gif That's what I look for in a quality food establishment, food that is just about legal to sell for human consumption.


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