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post Jan 12 2016, 06:37 PM
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The Ultimate Kobbar moment:

QUOTE(kobbar @ Oct 14 2012, 07:13 PM) *
Leona should come TONIGHT to Duffy and take that number one using violence.

Tonight it's time for retribution.

Leona must exact the price of everything Duffy has stolen from her,
Everything Duffy has done to destroy her life.
And i'm talking about all of it, i'm talking about EVERYTHING,
and let me tell you what - that list is long.

Duffy has always got away with it in the past,
but no, not tonight.
She destroyed Leona's life, and Duffy must pay.

No. No.
Leona was so close. she was so close.
Everything was going her way, EVERYTHING.
The sales were really good,
two singles at number one,
huge singles sales and popularity.

It was all so pure, so simple.
Leona for the first time in her life felt secure,
and that's all she ever wanted.
Her career has been dead ever since.

Duffy couldn't let her have it, could she?
She wanted to take it all. Four weeks is not enough. She wanted five.
Duffy just couldn't stand Leona being number one.
She took Leona's happiness and dreams of 3 consecutive number ones.

You know, if Duffy had left Leona alone everything would have been fine.
You think about that, it didn't have to be this way,
everything that Leona will do as revenge happens because its Duffy's fault.
It's Duffy's fault.

Duffy can't stop it now.
She could have stopped this a long time ago,
but now she can't, she can't even begin to stop it.


Kobbar likes fairness:

"I don't understand why all songs fight each other on who sales the most.
Let's make love, not war.
We don't need to rate who is better than the other.
We love everyone, and everyone is special in his own special way.
Everyone is number one to someone."

"I think Swedish House Mafia should give Calvin the number one now.
My mother always told me I need to consider other's feelings, to share and give others.
Since they already ware number one last week,
so I think the nice thing to do is to come down from the top and give it to Calvin, he wants it too."

Kobbar's unique way of putting/seeing things:

"Whitney has died!!!!!
She died in a "perfect" time, sunday very early.
I Will Always Love You might make it number one this week, top 3 for sure."

"If I could back in time to the 80s I would warn Whitney about the night of February 11th 2012

I could save her life."

"Is Avril still a virgin in terms of UK number one?"

"Madonna has a kid with one eyebrow. also unlucky."

"This chart makes me happy because the songs make me remember my family together.
When Madonna took her clothes off, my younger sister was born.
When Madonna continued to take her clothes off, we all went on a vacation for two weeks.
And finally, when Madonna started to put clothes again towards the end of the decade, , my parents divorced.
I was very happy in the time when Madonna was naked."

"Probably if madonna drops dead her highest charting track will be "Frozen".
But what about Kylie? CGYOOMH? This is ridiculous..."

This "typo"

"Adele is also the fattest artist to sell that much"
"oh my god sorry I meant fastest"

Kobbar is very demanding:

"No Gezza, you are not leaving.

After this thread, you are going to publish the top 200 for the 70's.
You will start on March 1st, and I demand that you finish until April 16th."

Kobbar's truth teas:

"MADONNA IS A FLOP"
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post Jan 12 2016, 06:41 PM
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"Probably if Madonna drops dead her highest charting track will be frozen"

LMAO! laugh.gif, do you have a link to his profile so that I can laugh some more?

Edit: Never mind


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post Jan 12 2016, 06:46 PM
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"This chart makes me happy because the songs make me remember my family together.
When Madonna took her clothes off, my younger sister was born.
When Madonna continued to take her clothes off, we all went on a vacation for two weeks.
And finally, when Madonna started to put clothes again towards the end of the decade, , my parents divorced.
I was very happy in the time when Madonna was naked."

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post Jan 12 2016, 06:48 PM
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QUOTE(kobbar @ Oct 12 2012, 10:21 AM) *
Seems like the only way left for Skyfall to reach number one is if Adele's heart fails in the first days of next week

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post Jan 12 2016, 06:48 PM
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Kobbar was amazing. I believe his Duffy rant came from one of Gezza's threads where he asked if Leona was sad about missing No.1 to which I replied 'she was probably suicidal since being no.1 is everything'

Didn't he used to ejaculate over Gezza's countdowns?
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post Jan 12 2016, 06:48 PM
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QUOTE(Froot. @ Jan 12 2016, 06:37 PM) *
"Whitney has died!!!!!
She died in a "perfect" time, sunday very early.
I Will Always Love You might make it number one this week, top 3 for sure."

"Adele is also the fattest artist to sell that much"
"oh my god sorry I meant fastest"


My faves <333
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post Jan 12 2016, 06:50 PM
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kobbar laugh.gif what a legend

sadly according to a quick mod forum search he was banned in a not-so "perfect" time- Monday very late

It's a shame that when we get interesting posters like this, people just wanna ping them away again like a fly on their shoulder :'(
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post Jan 12 2016, 06:54 PM
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heart.gif Best troll EVER

Why was he banned? cry.gif Gosh, he'd love this week so much, ranting about how David Bowie had the audacity to die a few days after the chart week started.


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QUOTE(Regina @ Jan 12 2016, 06:46 PM) *
"This chart makes me happy because the songs make me remember my family together.
When Madonna took her clothes off, my younger sister was born.
When Madonna continued to take her clothes off, we all went on a vacation for two weeks.
And finally, when Madonna started to put clothes again towards the end of the decade, , my parents divorced.
I was very happy in the time when Madonna was naked."

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LOVE this! laugh.gif

Everyone knows the infamous Whitney comment but I didn't realise he had so many GOLD moments. I've never seen "My mother always told me I need to consider other's feelings, to share and give others" in regards to Swedish House Mafia and Calvin but that is oddly so funny.
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matthewfirth>>>>>>
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post Jan 12 2016, 07:04 PM
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I miss kobbar :'(

Bowie could have used his management, if only one version of "Heroes" was available it would have got to #1 on iTunes sleep.gif Not to mention forgetting to update the scheduled time of his death when the chart week changed. Keep up David!
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post Jan 12 2016, 07:12 PM
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come back kobbar we miss you cry.gif

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post Jan 12 2016, 07:14 PM
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On Christina Aguilera:

"Christina's Dirrty is all about SEX. Can't you see how disgusting all of it is?

Millions of innocent, kind, sweet children watched the video for Dirrty.
Christina was the role model for them those years.

How can a whore like her be expected to be a role model for children who would be normal and healthy and stable??
when all she does is running around in the video in her underwear,
seducing every man she can get her hands on?

What do they see when they watch Dirrty video?
A cat in heat, can't control her desire.
How do you think they feel?
How do you think they feel when they see her in the newspapers and on TV,
rolling in the deep mud with most her clothes off,
singing about sweating and wanting to reach multiple sexual encounters.

They are children.
Do you think it's ok for Christina to sell SEX at Dirrty song at video?
DO YOU THINK SO?

WELL, I DON'T.

I DON'T !!!

And i'm not gonna let her continue.
I'm gonna stop her.
I'm not gonna let her destroy those innocent children,
I'm not gonna let her destroy them,
NO,
I'm not gonna let her do it,
Do you understand?
I'M NOT GONNA LET HER DO IT.
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post Jan 12 2016, 07:17 PM
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QUOTE(Alejandjob @ Jan 12 2016, 07:00 PM) *
matthewfirth>>>>>>


He was amazing! Everyone was so horrible to him and he flipped and never posted again! Although Kobbar returned later that night...
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post Jan 12 2016, 07:17 PM
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QUOTE(T Boy @ Jan 12 2016, 06:48 PM) *
Didn't he used to ejaculate over Gezza's countdowns?

He did ohmy.gif omg at these too, my personal highlights-

QUOTE(kobbar @ Nov 18 2011, 05:44 PM) *
I LOVE THIS CHART BUT I WANT TO SEE YOU DO IT FASTER!!!!
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING NEXT!!!!!!!

I WANT TO SEE
DO IT FAST

QUOTE(kobbar @ Nov 22 2011, 01:25 PM) *
I LOVE TO SEE THIS CHART
IT MAKES ME EXCITED
IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
IT'S REALLY NICE
I WANT YOU TO GO HIGHER AND HIGHER
IN THE CHART
AND HIGHER
AND HIGHER
I WANT TO SEE NUMBERS
TO SEE IT ALL
SHOW IT TO ME
I WANT TO SEE EVERYTHING

QUOTE(kobbar @ Dec 9 2011, 08:31 PM) *
oh my god are you serious???
this can't be happening.
oh my god. I have no desire to live anymore.

This countdown is what keeps me living after my parents broke up
because I like this chart and it makes me remember good times with complete family

QUOTE(kobbar @ Feb 5 2012, 01:26 PM) *
Have you noticed how you usually post two white singers and than a black one to finish the day?

QUOTE(kobbar @ Feb 19 2012, 09:14 PM) *
Gezza, do you have children?

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post Jan 12 2016, 07:21 PM
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This thread is reminding me of another legendary troll. So legendary that I've forgotten what it was called. Anyone remember the name of the poster who occasionally posted rambling incoherent rants with lots of unnecessary text formatting? I think it began with an 'I'? I must look back at their posts. *.*

EDIT: Pretty sure it was 'Ima' but no user of that name exists any more :'(
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post Jan 12 2016, 07:23 PM
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Oh I loved Kobbar!!! I tried so hard to make him post more at the time.

The quotes in the opening post still made me laugh years later. A modern legend.
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QUOTE(Bré @ Jan 12 2016, 07:21 PM) *
This thread is reminding me of another legendary troll. So legendary that I've forgotten what it was called. Anyone remember the name of the poster who occasionally posted rambling incoherent rants with lots of unnecessary text formatting? I think it began with an 'I'? I must look back at their posts. *.*


Tigerboy?
Cornholio? xOx
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Oh my god lmao at like all of the quotes posted in here *.* Imma need him to return.
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"Seems like the only way left for Skyfall to reach number one is if Adele's heart fails in the first days of next week" biggrin.gif
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