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2014

January 5th: After a couple of years wandering the desert, finding herself and hating what she found, Tirren returned to the moderator fold as our new Eurovision mod.

January 5th: Out with the old and in the overtly homosexual was the motto of the day and so everyone’s favourite future poster Hausofwhatever and Robot were promoted to Lounge Moderators.

January 6th: Buzzjack decided that it was probably time Justin Timberlake had his own forum, after all it was only 7 years since he was artistically and creatively dominant on the charts. Regina was crowned queen, with Luciano acting as his pawn.

January 10th: After many years of minor success and little interest the Indie, Alternative and Specialist Forum & Rock, Punk and Metal Forums were combined to form the shiny new Indie, Rock and Alternative, which as ever was met with FEVERED anticipation from the literally 3 people who like that shit.

January 14th: Death comes to us all at one point or another and so, on this sad day, Buzzjack’s beloved and much used Gaming Forum was cruelly and swiftly sent to the gallows. Nobody was ever quite the same again.

January 16th: Proving he is more than just a vaguely racist number crunching computer programme, Vidcapper helped us all realise that maybe some of us are a little bit psychotic, with the help of a totally scientific poll from Channel 4.

January 19th: BJBB6 kicked off, the source of much hilarious alias based fun, no doubt, I’m above reality TV and most certainly ‘reality’ alias based forum games. Relive some classic moments like the time that one said something vaguely racist or the time that other one whipped a tit out for the cameras in the Lounge, Diary Room and find out who won here.

February 7th: After the better part of a decade working behind the scenes Jester decided it was time to call it a day and stepped down as Admin.

February 12th: Griff was obviously back on his happy pills that day because he wanted to spread the love all over Buzzjack (not LIKE THAT).

February 16th: After serving over 3 years as a Global Mod, Suedehead2 finally got the top job and was promoted to Admin.

February 16th: The soon to be revived Lovechart entered it’s 9th innings this day and spurred the creativity, jealousy, desperation, imaginations and no doubt lead to the sharing of many an illicit image of Lee Wallace’s micropeen, here it is for y’all to relive the good times.

The Hate Chart also saw the birth, breakdown, rebirth, breakdown and self destruction of the poster formerly known as danjohn, then as ‘d______’ and then, well who even knows or cares. Results here.

February 25th: After ‘’choosing’’ to ‘’leave’’ just weeks early Jester returned to the Management fold at the reduced rank of Global Mod. Proving that once you’ve tasted power, you ain’t ever gonna look back bitch.

February 27th: The dance forum needed a new mod and a new mod it got in the form of Ketalina, also known as Leww, also known as that queen you want to avoid at all costs if you value your health, sexual or otherwise.

March 3rd: Though you would barely know he was ever a thing now, Umi was made International Chart mod on this date in 2014. It was literally all downhill from there.

March 6th: Oricon decided to step from from his role as personal charts mod and was swiftly replaced by Joseph*insertartistheishardfor*, proving that we in the Buzzjack management are equal opportunities, even employing long hair g****rs in prominent roles.

March 9th: Proving there is no depth too unfathomable in the pursuit of the ultimate in anal chart analysis and anorak wearing, Buzzjack added an ADDITIONAL CHART FORUM, in the form of the Sales and Analysis sub-forum. Some say the sound of a million dicks going flaccid could be heard echoing across the land at the news. Some say anorak sales trebled in the days following the inauguration. All we know is this is a thing that happened and should be a footnote in Buzzjack’s history.

April 5th: Severin sadly stepped down as Indie, Rock & Alternative mod and was replaced by someone who communicates largely through the use of symbols, numbers and atonal sounds, 152Chris.

April 8th: Teams were BACK BACK BACK and just as desperate as ever. Sadly there was no Drip Leaks and the whole thing resulted in a totally unfair third place for the moral winners V▲gin▲ Of Doom (yeah, I’M STILL BITTER).
This featured the valiant efforts of one intrepid Global Mod to try and liven up the Buzzjack quiz world and failing so hard it caused seismic shifts, it was of course Fifteen To One.

Final results:
Krusty Kebabs - 874
Barbaric Sissys - 758
V▲gin▲ Of Doom - 683
‽ - 664

Sadly all the threads are unable to be viewed by the plebs, but it makes for some very entertaining reading FO’ SHO’.

July 1st: Remember when thread standardisation was a thing and we all got really riled up about it? No, well check it out here and remember that things really CAN get that anally retentive.

August 3rd: The most successful Buzzr8 ever, FACT*, began on this day in 2014. It would eventually be won by HausofKubrick with Ketalina second and Bre third. However, what it shall always be remembered for is the rate when Johnkm finally went top 10 (TOP 9 ACTUALLY) and for a brief moment basked in the sunlight and joy of online forum acceptance. Thread here. Results here.

September 18th: Remember that time when Supreme Leader Sturgeon and her badly fitted wig and fooling nobody skirt suits really thought they were about to leave the UK? Buzzjack’s take on it was as nuanced and balanced as you can imagine…. The slow and gradual realisation of the obvious, followed by the swift and vehement denials of the facts will always warm my heart.

December 16th: Remember when people actually cared about the Buzzjack awards?
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2015

January 11th: New year, new mods as the old saying goes and so this day saw a swathe of new blood enter the moderator pool:
Personal Charts: RiserR, SevenSize
Retro Lounge: popchartfreak
Eurovision: Ryan
The Lounge: Bre
Sports: ML Hammer95, Mack
UK TV: AprilJ & Uptown Froot
International TV: Condrella & Silas
Reality TV: Robot & Liam
Movies: Ultraviolence89 & Jahq

February 4th: What now seems like a fixture (at least in some form or another) on the Buzzjack landscape, Plug.dj arrived on the shores of Lake Buzzjack in early 2015 and quickly brought a sense of community back to the lounge and the forum….it just happened to be off site.
Remember the good times:1, 2, 3, 4.

February 27th: Proving that no matter how superior you believe the users of your online forum to be, there will always be some determined to troll and misrepresent ACTUAL FACTS AS FICTION, yes I’m talking about THAT DRESS.

March 10th: Jonjo was replaced by Davidson as R&B moderator on this date. Didn’t know we had an R&B forum? Well now you do.

March 29th: Buzzjack hits 1,000,000 Artist Forum posts, proving that unbridled looning really is good for something, even if it is just keeping Phil’s bank account nicely topped up. The post in question?

QUOTE(HausofKendrick)
Very late, but will these be counted? I fail to see how one can not find even an iota of worth in a band's entire back catalogue huh.gif it's a shame when rates like this skew the results :/ (unless he meant they should all be xx.x's?)


April 19th: After taking a year off in 2014, BJKO was back in 2015 and boy did it come back in style big time, like that gum you like. Haus prevailed, again, along with many members of the so called ‘’skype crew’’, leading to cries of anguish from poor unloved losers like Pavel, left out in the cold because they weren’t invited to the party.

May 3rd: Joining Umi in International Charts were Cody Slayberry (as he was then known) and Riser.

May/June: It was a tough time for the lounge during the first half of 2015, new threads weren’t popping up as often and people had to resort to drastic measures, like the spamnotspambutreallyspam Hunger Games threads. Tirren did not take kindly to this, most people didn’t care.

June 3rd: BuzzMAFIA turned out to be a surprisingly engaging and fun exercise (for those involved) and a much needed dose of posts.

June:
The question long pondered by a handful of people: Is Kath a man? Well, the answer turned out to be both a no and hilarious. It turns out she wholesale ripped off the life/history/photographic footprint of someone else entirely, someone called Stephanie. This caused a series of epic meltdowns which forced her to leave the site…for a few weeks, she can now be seen under various aliases (Jadefan, Mixer01, etc.) offering her nuanced critique of Little Mix in the Little Mix artist forum (yes, we have a Little Mix artist forum, WHO KNEW).

July 25th: Due to the enormous workload associated with the still growing and ever flourishing BJSC, a 5th mod was needed for the forum and Ryan got the job.

July 28th: The annual Buzzr8 arrived, controversial as ever. Lee Wallace bagged himself a win at long last, but not without some serious questions being asked, with Bre losing out due to some disqualified rates (that he didn’t want to disqualify anyway), ESCANDOLO. Of course Lee categorically did not have anything to do with his winning, he most definitely did not have sexual relations with that woman either, but that’s not hard to believe given he’s left the closet door WIDE OPEN…. Thread; Results.

The rate also featured a moment Buzzjack had been expecting for the better part of a decade, the complete and total mental breakdown of the poster formerly known as Pavel, which was also met with his vote collapsing to an all time low in the rate. Will he ever climb back? Will anyone even CARE IF HE DOES?

August 1st: Ever wondered what the handwriting of another poster looks like? Got a memory that doesn’t stretch back 6 months? Here you go and I’m sure you’ll all agree that I am the real winner here.

August 10th: JosephStyles proves that no glass ceiling is too high or too hard to break, no matter what your hair colour persuasion as bags himself a chart mod role.

August 12th: AlexRange decides that LGBT people have yet to be labelled enough, comes up with two helpful new categories, type 1 and type 2 gay. It’s ok though, he really doesn’t mind you being gay as long as you don’t talk about having feelings for men, look at him strangely, dress differently, or generally be anything other than a repressed heteronormative shell.

September: Plug.DJ closes down, or goes away, or whatever. People mourn the passing for all of 5 minutes and move to dubtrack instead and all is well in the world.

September 21st: We all know Buzzjack loves a good rate, we’ve even rated our rates in the past(!!), but to mourn the passing of Plug.dj a rate of the best moments of plug was organised, including such classics as everyone suddenly viewing Lee’s actions in a totally new light and the stark realisation that actually nobody was a winner when all is said and done.

September 22nd: Jester resigns as Global Mod, this time for real. After serving as a pivotal guiding hand for almost the entire duration of Buzzjack (WOW, he OLD) Jester finally decided it was time to call a day on his time in management He was sorely missed for all of the 5 minutes he was gone before the ‘veteran’ group was created. So, really, after faking us all again nothing really changed.

October: Mere months after snatching victory for himself in the rate, Lee Wallace finds himself embroiled in a VOTING FIASKOT whilst hosting BJSC and that semen stained dress just APPEARS and Lee has his very own ‘’I did not have sexual relations’’ moment, bending the truth so far it’s a lie in all but name. He attempts to apologise, angers people more, gets defensive, angers people even more.

October 26th: The day the music died, for Aquafina at least. Lee finds himself banned for 6 months from BJSC, a ban later extended to LIFE EXILE from the contest when it appears his rigging went far beyond what we already knew. Lee ‘’consciously uncouples’’ himself from Buzzjack in the most spectacular way ever witnessed, resigns as lounge mod amid a scandal that threatened to engulf every contest, rate, or event he had been involved in during his tenure, but really, he was NEVER BOTHERED.

November 6th: Realising he didn’t go here anymore Umi decided to step down as pop mod and given his new high powered career as Silas 4th bitch in BJSC Ryan went with him too. They were replaced by Timwithanasterisk and Cameron.

November 23rd: A man who literally lives for numbers and shit music, Bre spent over 2 years as chart mod, but decided the charts were getting too filled with melody for him and numbers just didn’t have the same appeal as Jade, not even the sexy curves of number eight, so he stepped down as chart mod. So enormous was his impact that it took TWO new mods to replace him, Joe and Dan.

December: The Buzzjack awards prove that, once again, posting on Buzzjack is always boosted when we get to rank and rate our fellow members based on things they cannot change.
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2016

January 2nd: In what some might call nepotism, but what others call bribery, Jade joined the Lounge Mod team.

January 2nd: A new Buzzjack power couple is born, Brade, the unholy union of Bre and Jade proves that no matter how often you try to put them down breeders will just keep on finding ways to disgust you. WE DON’T NEED YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY HERE.

January 20th: A stalwart of BJSC, Cal, sadly decided to step down as BJSC mod. His opinions and thoughtful insight into the ins and outs of the contest had been vital to the contest during his many years as mod. His replacement, former lounge mod, eternal hoe Leww has big shoes to fill.

January/February: Feeling the lull around the 6 month period before/after a rate, we decided to have an ACCENT RATE, which proved some of us have amazing accents, some of us do not, but even then there’s always someone with questionable hearing who will rate it highly. Princess_lotti was crowned winner, with Harry bringing up the rear.

February 4th: Robot steps down as Lounge mod after 2 years in the job due to having a real life and realising that it’s better than anything we could ever offer, ALLEGEDLY.

February 7th: Another month, another new lounge mod, Mattias got the nod this time thanks to his dedication to the mantra ‘leave no stone unturned and no topic ignored in the barrel scraping post whoring pursuit of glory’. Well, it looks like you scraped that barrel to perfection Mattias, good for you.

February 12th: Who says the charts are too stagnant? On this date JSG replaced NickF1 as personal chart mod.

March 7th: Buzzjack turns 10! A campaign to get the LSL CLASSIC Electric back into the charts is mounted, meets with about as much success as you would expect but can always lay claim to crashing iTunes (sort of). Many other fabulous events are organised, but you all know about those already.
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Couldn't have put it better myself.
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We really need some BIG drama this year because it's off to a fairly muted start going on pretty much every year before it.

Fab write ups John (particularly about my various successes in the popularity competitions cool.gif)
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January 6th: Buzzjack decided that it was probably time Justin Timberlake had his own forum, after all it was only 7 years since he was artistically and creatively dominant on the charts. Regina was crowned queen, with Luciano acting as his pawn.

I get a menton *.*
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I could have easily stayed at home that night, preventing any possibility of me finding out brantsteele.net ohmy.gif
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Defeating AlexRange for good was amazing (beyond appearing whenever Lisa Scott-Lee is mentioned)

Oh and BuzzMafia biggrin.gif Loved every minute of that because I got right down (and intense) into the strategy of it - and did anything to win.
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OH MY GOD THE HUNGER GAMES THREAD

Someone HAS to bring that back (mainly because I'm too scared to do so)
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QUOTE(Qween @ Mar 7 2016, 04:44 PM) *
February 7th: Another month, another new lounge mod, Mattias got the nod this time thanks to his dedication to the mantra ‘leave no stone unturned and no topic ignored in the barrel scraping post whoring pursuit of glory’. Well, it looks like you scraped that barrel to perfection Mattias, good for you.


laugh.gif kink.gif

Looks like it's not only the ten year anniversary of Buzzjack, but it's also the one month anniversary of me becoming a Lounge mod wub.gif ('preciate it btw!)

Shout-out also to this:

QUOTE(Qween @ Mar 7 2016, 04:42 PM) *

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QUOTE(#CodySlayberry @ Mar 7 2016, 06:12 PM) *
OH MY GOD THE HUNGER GAMES THREAD

Someone HAS to bring that back (mainly because I'm too scared to do so)

The day the hunger games thread comes back will trigger looks from me and several others who will not be named
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QUOTE(#CodySlayberry @ Mar 7 2016, 06:12 PM) *
OH MY GOD THE HUNGER GAMES THREAD

Someone HAS to bring that back (mainly because I'm too scared to do so)

Qassandra's window across the street from me is guarded with a sniper ha has hired 24/7 ready for when/if it comes back, so no tongue.gif
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QUOTE(hotchoc26 @ Mar 7 2016, 07:11 PM) *
Qassandra's window across the street from me is guarded with a sniper ha has hired 24/7 ready for when/if it comes back, so no tongue.gif

CORRECT
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QUOTE(Qween @ Mar 7 2016, 04:44 PM) *
February 12th: Who says the charts are too stagnant? On this date JSG replaced NickF1 as personal chart mod.


Can I get a bigger mention pls wink.gif
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Be grateful to even be mentioned in ten years of glorious forum history!
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QUOTE(jsg2013 @ Mar 7 2016, 08:17 PM) *
Can I get a bigger mention pls wink.gif

yes, the midweek multicharts addition biggrin.gif


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QUOTE(jsg2013 @ Mar 7 2016, 08:17 PM) *
Can I get a bigger mention pls wink.gif



February 12th: Who says the charts are too stagnant? On this date JSG replaced NickF1 as personal chart mod.

That do ya?
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Tnx xx
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Omg guys don't be so foul. I wasn't being serious!! sad.gif
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Reread my BJBB Victory Page for like the 50th time and ahh...the memories. I might have basically given up on ever coming higher than 30th in a popularity contest again but who needs that when you have my BJBB widget.
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