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post May 28 2016, 03:51 PM
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we've all done it.. we've said something or done something, then thought- why did i do that?. or what did i say that

1 of mine recently happened on an online quiz, they asked the question- in charles dickens novel a christmas carol, who says " baa humbug?"

before i even knew what i was doing i wrote "charles dickens"

embarraassed much. i know it's screwdge.. i just wasn't thinking. i will never live that down

another one was a comment i made during a conversation, " but to milk a cow, the cow has to be dead"

um hello... if the cow's dead, how can you milk it?

yeah.. share yours
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post May 30 2016, 07:54 PM
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Aw haha this opening post really made me smile.

None are coming to mind in particular for myself, but my mum and brother both have the tendency to give silly answers in Trivial Pursuit sometimes. As a result they'll just facepalm and these things will most likely become a short or long running joke in the family. laugh.gif
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post May 30 2016, 08:01 PM
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i remember a cow one too

there was an interview on paul o'grady where there was a cow-milker and she was like COME ON GIRLSSS in this video clip to a bunch of cows and i went 'erm mum how the hell does she know if all the cows are girls?????' so i'm right there with u with them crafty moos
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post May 30 2016, 08:03 PM
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When I was at Alton Towers 5 years ago (f*** i'm old) with a couple of friends, a duck took flight in front of us. This shocked one of my friends to her very core who proclaimed quite loudly "ducks can fly? since when could ducks fly? how did i not know that ducks could fly? they gave me a law degree and I didn't know ducks could fly". Everyone nearby, and all of us, were absolutely wetting themselves.
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post May 30 2016, 08:06 PM
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omg this isn't my story but a girl at my school's dad was making sausages and he said 'can you get me 6 crispy rolls from the shop?' so he could put the sausages on them, and she comes back from the shop with nothing in hand and he goes 'errrr, where are the crispy rolls?' and she produces six Milkyway Crispy Rolls from her pocket, she's still mortified about it to this day

and for some reason it gets me dying every time
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post May 30 2016, 08:29 PM
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QUOTE(Silas @ May 30 2016, 09:03 PM) *
When I was at Alton Towers 5 years ago (f*** i'm old) with a couple of friends, a duck took flight in front of us. This shocked one of my friends to her very core who proclaimed quite loudly "ducks can fly? since when could ducks fly? how did i not know that ducks could fly? they gave me a law degree and I didn't know ducks could fly". Everyone nearby, and all of us, were absolutely wetting themselves.

I didn't know ducks could fly mellow.gif
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post May 30 2016, 08:31 PM
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I didn't know what a placenta was.
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post May 30 2016, 08:33 PM
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This thread is me every day no.gif
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post May 30 2016, 08:35 PM
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omg I literally have these situations daily, usually I do something stupid rather than saying something though

Recently I had an old lady in my work asking if we had any clocks, idk if I miss heard her only ask if we had a clock or what but I ended up directing her to the back of the store where the wall clock is situated. Not the ones for sale, I thought she was just looking for the time no.gif

I'm sure more will come to mind or something new will happen tomorrow or Lotti probably remembers more of my embarrassing comments than I do, in which case I give her permission to share laugh.gif WITHIN REASON
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post May 30 2016, 08:36 PM
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QUOTE(ℒ𝓲𝓷⻤ @ May 30 2016, 09:35 PM) *
omg I literally have these situations daily, usually I do something stupid rather than saying something though

Recently I had an old lady in my work asking if we had any clocks, idk if I miss heard her only ask if we had a clock or what but I ended up directing her to the back of the store where the wall clock is situated. Not the ones for sale, I thought she was just looking for the time no.gif

I'm sure more will come to mind or something new will happen tomorrow or Lotti probably remembers more of my embarrassing comments than I do, in which case I give her permission to share laugh.gif WITHIN REASON


I'm scared to share because I know my biggest idiot moment which you also know
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post May 30 2016, 08:38 PM
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QUOTE(princess_lotti @ May 30 2016, 09:36 PM) *
I'm scared to share because I know my biggest idiot moment which you also know

is it you asking your biology teacher "if a pregnant woman has sex, is that rape to the baby?" unsure.gif
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QUOTE(Cucumberella @ May 30 2016, 09:06 PM) *
omg this isn't my story but a girl at my school's dad was making sausages and he said 'can you get me 6 crispy rolls from the shop?' so he could put the sausages on them, and she comes back from the shop with nothing in hand and he goes 'errrr, where are the crispy rolls?' and she produces six Milkyway Crispy Rolls from her pocket, she's still mortified about it to this day

and for some reason it gets me dying every time


Ha... this is hilarious laugh.gif
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post May 30 2016, 08:44 PM
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QUOTE(ℒ𝓲𝓷⻤ @ May 30 2016, 09:38 PM) *
is it you asking your biology teacher "if a pregnant woman has sex, is that rape to the baby?" unsure.gif

oh my god laugh.gif
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post May 30 2016, 09:05 PM
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When I put my phone under my pillow and in the middle of the night I decided my pillow wasn't comfortable so I punched it, only to find out the next morning my phone was under it and I literally KO'ed my phone.
I was devastated as I had that flipphone and I loved it so much sad.gif
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post May 30 2016, 09:33 PM
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QUOTE(Cucumberella @ May 30 2016, 09:06 PM) *
omg this isn't my story but a girl at my school's dad was making sausages and he said 'can you get me 6 crispy rolls from the shop?' so he could put the sausages on them, and she comes back from the shop with nothing in hand and he goes 'errrr, where are the crispy rolls?' and she produces six Milkyway Crispy Rolls from her pocket, she's still mortified about it to this day

and for some reason it gets me dying every time
This is amazing. Wow.
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post May 31 2016, 01:58 PM
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Some of these stories thooo rotf.gif

One time I tried to put out an egg that was on fire with a paper towel... yeah it's safe to say that I'm not gonna try that again anytime soon. It wasn't like I didn't know that the paper was gonna go up in flames, but you know you panic and I just grabbed the closest thing to me. Damn.
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post May 31 2016, 02:52 PM
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how the f u c k do you set fire to an egg in the first place !!!!
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post May 31 2016, 04:41 PM
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QUOTE(152chris @ May 31 2016, 03:52 PM) *
how the f u c k do you set fire to an egg in the first place !!!!

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that laugh.gif
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post May 31 2016, 04:45 PM
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i'm just imagining a raw egg burning like a candle
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post May 31 2016, 05:28 PM
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QUOTE(152chris @ May 31 2016, 03:52 PM) *
how the f u c k do you set fire to an egg in the first place !!!!


my oven is a wonderous thing
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