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post Jun 4 2016, 07:48 PM
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Just heard an absolute corker today on In It To Win It with this:

Where a man called Harry thought The Flying Scotsman was an aeroplane.

What is the funniest wrong quiz show answer that you've seen or heard on game shows?

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post Jun 4 2016, 07:52 PM
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My favourites are the infamous "Orgasm" answer in Blockbusters or the Family Fortunes episode where a guy answered Turkey for 3 questions in a row!
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post Jun 4 2016, 07:57 PM
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Fannny Chmelar :')



The Chase is definitely one of my fave quiz shows, and the funny answers are the highlight! I sub to this channel which dedicates to just the funny moments: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYgzwNSFsGad-iymmWwWYgA
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post Jun 4 2016, 08:00 PM
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This:




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post Jun 4 2016, 09:21 PM
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The time that one contestant got her Dallases mixed up -

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post Jun 4 2016, 10:53 PM
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I was watching Family Feud and the question was something like "Name something that you wouldn't want the cops to find in your trunk" and the guy's answer was "pickles." rotf.gif
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post Jun 5 2016, 09:38 AM
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i like it on the link, where mark williams asks them to spot the link between the answers, and you get the odd contestant who answers something that is no where near. their logic is way off

i also like it on gameshows where they ask a contestant a simple question that everyone should know, and they just laugh and say oh.. i don't know

or those people who go on tipping point who end up with absolutely nothing in the bank.

same with the chase. it's not often, but when you hear bradley say, " you got absolutely nothing", it does make me question why they go on their to begin with
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post Jun 5 2016, 09:42 AM
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QUOTE(bipolar angel @ Jun 5 2016, 10:38 AM) *
i like it on the link, where mark williams asks them to spot the link between the answers, and you get the odd contestant who answers something that is no where near. their logic is way off

i also like it on gameshows where they ask a contestant a simple question that everyone should know, and they just laugh and say oh.. i don't know

or those people who go on tipping point who end up with absolutely nothing in the bank.

same with the chase. it's not often, but when you hear bradley say, " you got absolutely nothing", it does make me question why they go on their to begin with


They do have to pass quizzes to get on the show usually. I think some people just crack when the camera starts.
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post Jun 5 2016, 12:37 PM
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QUOTE(Martyn @ Jun 5 2016, 10:42 AM) *
They do have to pass quizzes to get on the show usually. I think some people just crack when the camera starts.


From experience, I know this to be the case. Usually there's a written test and a test in front of the cameras to ensure that a) You've got at least a modicum of intelligence, and b) won't freeze up in front of the cameras.
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post Jun 5 2016, 09:15 PM
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QUOTE(Brett-Butler @ Jun 4 2016, 10:21 PM) *
The time that one contestant got her Dallases mixed up -



That's strange - I believe a little while after you posted that it was on a TV programme on ITV. laugh.gif
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post Jun 6 2016, 09:02 AM
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QUOTE(Mack @ Jun 4 2016, 08:48 PM) *
What is the funniest wrong quiz show answer that you've seen or heard on game shows?


They say that Family Fortunes has no wrong answers, but...

'Name something you do in a lift'

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post Jun 7 2016, 09:11 AM
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yesterday during tipping point the contestant was asked:

wilbur the pig is from which children's book?

contestant: peppa pig

lol... okay, if you say so
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post Jun 7 2016, 09:22 AM
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QUOTE(J▲hq @ Jun 6 2016, 10:02 AM) *
They say that Family Fortunes has no wrong answers, but...

'Name something you do in a lift'




oh i love family fortunes answers

name something you might wear to bed

contestant: nothing

(lol, okay, fair enough) but that still made me laugh!

on another quiz recently they were asked to name a song, that's what makes you beautiful by 1 direction

contestant: isn't it that group from the X factor?

(yes, it is!. but the host needs the name!)

i was talking about the link in a previous post, i'll show you what i mean:

this link in question was london, workhouse, and artful dodger

group of contestants asked mark: is it harry potter?
mark was like.. good guess, but no.

how the hell do you link oliver twist to harry potter. i wonder if the hosts ever think.. for christ sake, and we have this player on because?
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post Jun 7 2016, 09:27 AM
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family fortunes again:

top 6 answers.. name a common Vegetable

contestant: what about french fries

(nope, sorry, made from potatoes...)
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post Jun 23 2016, 07:15 PM
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what kind of animal was red rum, winner of the grand national?

contestant: i don't know

(uh!)

the only animals that race in the grand national are horses, so... does that give you a clue, perhaps?
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post Jun 23 2016, 07:34 PM
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QUOTE(bipolar angel @ Jun 23 2016, 08:15 PM) *
what kind of animal was red rum, winner of the grand national?

contestant: i don't know

(uh!)

the only animals that race in the grand national are horses, so... does that give you a clue, perhaps?

Seriously

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post Jun 23 2016, 08:03 PM
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It's time for this to get another airing...

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post Jun 23 2016, 08:19 PM
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1.

Name something a blind man might use...
A Sword


2. Name the capital of France...

F


3 Name an occupation where you might need a torch...
A burglar


4. Where is the Taj Mahal?

Opposite the Dental Hospital


5. What was Hitlers first name ?
Heil



6. Complete the saying "As happy as...
A pig in sh**t



7. Can you name a dangerous race ?
The Arabs



8. The name of a famous bridge....
The Bridge Over Troubled Waters



9. Something people might be allergic to ?
Skiing



10. What star do travellers follow?
Joe Dolan
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post Jun 24 2016, 10:46 AM
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QUOTE(Colm @ Jun 23 2016, 09:19 PM) *
1.

Name something a blind man might use...
A Sword


2. Name the capital of France...

F


3 Name an occupation where you might need a torch...
A burglar


4. Where is the Taj Mahal?

Opposite the Dental Hospital


5. What was Hitlers first name ?
Heil



6. Complete the saying "As happy as...
A pig in sh**t



7. Can you name a dangerous race ?
The Arabs



8. The name of a famous bridge....
The Bridge Over Troubled Waters



9. Something people might be allergic to ?
Skiing



10. What star do travellers follow?
Joe Dolan



i find it really difficult to think that someone answered the capital of france question... F

i mean that's basic geography
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post Jun 24 2016, 01:31 PM
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I think he just wanted to be funny laugh.gif
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