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Emperor Blizzard
post Nov 21 2016, 11:30 PM
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In the light of recent name change events.....How can you butter a muffin, I thought it was scones you put butter on not muffins?

Traditionally muffins are served in one piece I thought?
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post Nov 21 2016, 11:32 PM
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The only way to butter a muffin is by assigning someone to do it for you.
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post Nov 21 2016, 11:40 PM
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QUOTE(mr_pmt @ Nov 21 2016, 11:32 PM) *
The only way to butter a muffin is by assigning someone to do it for you.


Yes but muffins are very soft and crumbly and cutting one in half and buttering it is very hard to do without it starting to disintegrate under the pressure of the knife.
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post Nov 21 2016, 11:42 PM
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post Nov 21 2016, 11:43 PM
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thesnake bb buttered muffin is a euphemism for vagina
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post Nov 21 2016, 11:43 PM
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I'm thinking his response to me was a euphemism to be honest. laugh.gif
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post Nov 21 2016, 11:47 PM
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I can't! laugh.gif rotf.gif
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post Nov 21 2016, 11:47 PM
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does thesnake think vaginas are buttery and crumbly?
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post Nov 21 2016, 11:50 PM
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Nah didn't know it was a euphamism for that ohmy.gif Genuinely never heard of the phrase. blush.gif

I did think.it was a euphamism, not sure what for though...,

Cutting an actual muffin in half and trying to put butter on it wouldn't work very well.
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post Nov 22 2016, 12:01 AM
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TBH, as a kid I made buttered muffins tongue.gif

Heat em up then put butter ON the top and it seeps in!!

But yah today it definitely means the vagina soo ...


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post Nov 22 2016, 12:04 AM
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post Nov 22 2016, 12:08 AM
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QUOTE(Buttered Muffin @ Nov 22 2016, 12:01 AM) *
TBH, as a kid I made buttered muffins tongue.gif

Heat em up then put butter ON the top and it seeps in!!



I originally didn't know whether your name was just a random collection of words or a euphamism for something.

That sounds nice, and it is sad that buttered muffins as a culinary dish have decreased in popularity now.
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post Nov 22 2016, 12:10 AM
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my favourite muffin is cherry muffin
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post Nov 22 2016, 12:15 AM
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QUOTE(The Emperor @ Nov 21 2016, 11:30 PM) *
In the light of recent name change events.....


That impakt though!
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post Nov 22 2016, 12:19 AM
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QUOTE(princess_QT @ Nov 22 2016, 12:10 AM) *
my favourite muffin is cherry muffin

do you like it popped?
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post Nov 22 2016, 12:23 AM
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post Nov 22 2016, 12:25 AM
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QUOTE(Aquamaqueesha @ Nov 22 2016, 12:19 AM) *
do you like it popped?


Muffins are not hollow inside so cannot pop.

I do get the joke though.


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post Nov 22 2016, 12:29 AM
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QUOTE(Jade @ Nov 22 2016, 12:23 AM) *


Blueberry would be my favourite too...cherry is a bit sweet for me in an already sweet muffin.

Cherry scones tho wub.gif
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post Nov 22 2016, 12:43 AM
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The number of words and phrases relating to sex seem to be never ending drama.gif it kind of reminds me of Rule 34 but in a different kind of way.

Otherwise, the only sort of muffin I've had is a sweet one, like chocolate or blueberry, and I'm not sure they will go down well with butter :/
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