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danVember
post Jan 11 2017, 05:31 PM
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Let's make it a target to get the first nul-pointer in 2017. Who'd like to take one for the team?

Here's a list of the lowest-scoring entries to date:

010 :: BJSC 09 :: Norwegia // Canned Heat - Gong Up The Country
010 :: BJSC 14 :: Bokia // Hadise - My Body
010 :: BJSC 16 :: New Rivermaya // Ambassadors Of Funk - Go, Mario, Go! (feat. M.C. Mario)
010 :: BJSC 19 :: Dalisska // As In RebekkaMaria - She Lion
010 :: BJSC 20 :: Simondly // Texas - Breathless
010 :: BJSC 34 :: Caerfyrddia // B-A-B-E - (Itsie Bitsie Boe) Geef Maar Lekker Toe!
010 :: BJSC 47 :: Keypopian Republic // Anna Eriksson - Mad Girl's Love Song
010 :: BJSC 57 :: Elëdan // Shadeux - Roo {final}
010 :: BJSC 67 :: Jukianië // Trijntje Oosterhuis - In Time
010 :: BJSC 68 :: PRoJ // The Voyeurs - England Sings Rhubarb Rhubarb
010 :: BJSC 89 :: Brechtoria // The Boxer Rebellion - Big Ideas

009 :: BJSC 09 :: FNT Nickodonia // Billy Ray Cyrus - Ready, Set, Don't Go (feat. Miley Cyrus)
009 :: BJSC 35 :: N-Lazone // Bingo Players - Cry (Just A Little)
009 :: BJSC 53 :: Budtar // IM5; Bella Thorne - Can't Stay Away
009 :: BJSC 62 :: Singerpurear // Kyu Sakamoto - Ue O Muite Arukō
009 :: BJSC 70 :: Varakë // Mafia Corner - JsemTu Sam (Feat. JaroSmejkal)
009 :: BJSC 74 :: Farahtyn // Charlotte Lawrence - Ever After
009 :: BJSC 77 :: Flynnonda // Bully - Trying
009 :: BJSC 87 :: Bhangra // Henri PFR - Home

008 :: BJSC 01 :: Charisma // Charis & Panos - Amazing {final}
008 :: BJSC 13 :: Triodopolis // Corinna Jane - Resistance
008 :: BJSC 18 :: Palmyra // Ruth Anne - Take Me Away
008 :: BJSC 19 :: New Rivermaya // Tynisha Keli - Gonna Be Okay
008 :: BJSC 20 :: Egabbac // Envy - Set Yourself On Fire
008 :: BJSC 21 :: Land Of Jack // The Sounds - No One Sleeps When I'm Awake
008 :: BJSC 23 :: Lievant // The Fire and Reason - Do It Again
008 :: BJSC 32 :: Tinnmark // Elisabeth Andreassen - Vaken I En Dröm {final}
008 :: BJSC 45 :: N-Lazone // Kris Allen - Monster
008 :: BJSC 53 :: Singerpurear // Ooberman - Shorley Wall
008 :: BJSC 68 :: Tartford // ShyBoy - Wouldn't It Be Good

007 :: BJSC 23 :: Simondly // Mary J. Blige - Kitchen {final}
007 :: BJSC 32 :: Dalisska // Little Majorette - Bite The Bullet {final}
007 :: BJSC 32 :: PRoJ* // Oh No Ono - The Tea Party {final}
007 :: BJSC 54 :: Juranabaijan // Fake Blood - All In The Blink (after a deduction)
007 :: BJSC 56 :: Juranabaijan // Tiger Lilly - Affair
007 :: BJSC 78 :: Jukianië // Ronnie Flex - Zusje (feat. Mr. Polska)
007 :: BJSC 86 :: Syndare // Calypso - Numbered

006 :: BJSC 01 :: Camdonia // Nine Inch Nails - Hurt {final}
006 :: BJSC 21 :: Zechonia // Stefanie Heinzmann - Like A Bullet
006 :: BJSC 66 :: Zechonia // Tiarra - Ielele (Post Scriptum)
006 :: BJSC 71 :: Zechonia // Jane Doe - GoldRush
006 :: BJSC 85 :: Desbuanda // Ngaiire - I Can't Hear God Anymore
006 :: BJSC 86 :: Cumulonimbia // The Longcut - A Tried And Tested Method

005 :: BJSC 21 :: Liechenstaan // Tori Kelly - Hurry Up
005 :: BJSC 35 :: New Caprica // Jeffree Star - Beauty Killer
005 :: BJSC 66 :: Jukianië // Brace - Vraag Jezelf Eens Af
005 :: BJSC 68 :: Allecian // Divine - You Think You're A Man
005 :: BJSC 72 :: Usfland // Saje - Take Care Of You
005 :: BJSC 79 :: Thelonia // The Durden Theory - Fucking Your Wife
005 :: BJSC 90 :: Land of DW // Nosfe - Condimente (feat. Ruby)

004 :: BJSC 35 :: Juranabaijan // Black Gold - Breakdown
004 :: BJSC 43 :: Keypopian Republic // Co-Ed - Too Late
004 :: BJSC 55 :: Dalisska // Bakkuda - Make Some Noise
004 :: BJSC 62 :: United States of Jack // Ruth Ojadi - Tourette Ruthie
004 :: BJSC 76 :: Quintessa // Moon Regiment - Monday (feat. Dominique)
004 :: BJSC 89 :: Niceland // Royce Lovett - I Wanna Love You

003 :: BJSC 10 :: Tartford // The Human League - Human (The Chinese Whispers Remix)
003 :: BJSC 35 :: Fanadminaj // Justin Black - Little Miss Naked You
003 :: BJSC 62 :: PRoJ // Starwalker - Bad Weather
003 :: BJSC 69 :: The land of The Shamrock // LaFee - Prinzesschen

002 :: BJSC 09 :: Leonville // Guy Sebastian - Angels Brought Me Here
002 :: BJSC 57 :: Xanaga // Love Grenades - Genius of Fun
002 :: BJSC 80 :: Usfland // Hakan Kabil - Beautiful (Hakan Kabil Deep Mix) (feat. Major)

001 :: BJSC 16 :: Herzebania // Martina - Idi Leđa Mi Okreni
001 :: BJSC 41 :: New Caprica // B.A.P. - Warrior

(soz Pete your song is in the top 20 worst performing entries ever oops)
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post Jan 11 2017, 05:33 PM
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On another note, I can't believe 'Cry (Just A Little)' only got 9 points. mellow.gif I know that was before the dance-bloc invasion but still..
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post Jan 11 2017, 05:47 PM
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010 :: BJSC 34 :: Caerfyrddia // B-A-B-E - (Itsie Bitsie Boe) Geef Maar Lekker Toe!
009 :: BJSC 35 :: N-Lazone // Bingo Players - Cry (Just A Little)
009 :: BJSC 53 :: Budtar // IM5; Bella Thorne - Can't Stay Away
009 :: BJSC 62 :: Singerpurear // Kyu Sakamoto - Ue O Muite Arukō
009 :: BJSC 77 :: Flynnonda // Bully - Trying
008 :: BJSC 53 :: Singerpurear // Ooberman - Shorley Wall
006 :: BJSC 66 :: Zechonia // Tiarra - Ielele (Post Scriptum)
003 :: BJSC 69 :: The land of The Shamrock // LaFee - Prinzesschen
001 :: BJSC 41 :: New Caprica // B.A.P. - Warrior

that lot definitely don't really deserve it.

It's never happening btw, I'll point it. Or someone will.
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post Jan 11 2017, 05:52 PM
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Is 'iamspamspamami#39; allowed to be typed now?

EDIT: it isn't so how did you type in the name of the Mary J Blige track? ohmy.gif


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post Jan 11 2017, 05:57 PM
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Loving my feature there. That Durden Theory song is good tho wink.gif
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post Jan 11 2017, 05:57 PM
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still can't believe I once sent a song called 'Zero Point' which came last but not with zero points mellow.gif (that was not my actual intention, I just enjoyed the song but yano)

Also can't believe I was the only one to point that Ngaiire song! It was lovely guys </3
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post Jan 11 2017, 06:16 PM
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There was another song that got only 1 point in the semi as well (Martina's 'Idi Leđa Mi Okreni', an early Herzebania entry which I believe was an intentional attempt to get 0 but picked up 1 point from Pavel lmao).

I really feel like this is just never going to happen, one person always comes in to 'ruin' it laugh.gif
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post Jan 11 2017, 06:19 PM
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QUOTE(Bré @ Jan 11 2017, 06:16 PM) *
There was another song that got only 1 point in the semi as well (Martina's 'Idi Leđa Mi Okreni', an early Herzebania entry which I believe was an intentional attempt to get 0 but picked up 1 point from Pavel lmao).

I really feel like this is just never going to happen, one person always comes in to 'ruin' it laugh.gif


I think (not discounting your effort Dan) that all of the sub-10 ones between III and XX (there were quite a few) have been missed out, I assume because of the format of the Songs Of thread. Such wonders as Guy Sebastian's Angels Brought Me Here and a duet between Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus *_*
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post Jan 11 2017, 06:25 PM
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I stopped this from happening in the final with Shadeux's Roo PURELY BECAUSE I thought we were all still in on the joke, it would've got none had I known my fellow shadeurs weren't planning to vote for it :x

I feel like an obvious novelty/weird entry won't work for this, there's always some (like me oops) that see the joke of it. It needs to be something completely non-descript and unmemorable in every sense of the word, and even then that could sound 'nice' to someone else's ears...


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post Jan 11 2017, 06:30 PM
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QUOTE(🚡🚟🍥-b @ Jan 11 2017, 05:52 PM) *
Is 'iamspamspamami#39; allowed to be typed now?

EDIT: it isn't so how did you type in the name of the Mary J Blige track? ohmy.gif

Put italics or bold codes inbetween it, the algorithm put the non-existent text in bold, which it assumes is a seperate entity to the word, therefore the word can be typed. Quote this and see how I've done it...

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post Jan 11 2017, 06:32 PM
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QUOTE(Izetta @ Jan 11 2017, 06:19 PM) *
I think (not discounting your effort Dan) that all of the sub-10 ones between III and XX (there were quite a few) have been missed out, I assume because of the format of the Songs Of thread. Such wonders as Guy Sebastian's Angels Brought Me Here and a duet between Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus *_*


Yeah there are quite a few missing actually, including a few recent ones! This is what my BJSC spreadsheet was made for though wasn't it magic.gif

Not escaping the wall of shame:

010 :: BJSC 09 :: Norwegia // Canned Heat - Gong Up The Country
010 :: BJSC 14 :: Bokia // Hadise - My Body
010 :: BJSC 16 :: New Rivermaya // Ambassadors Of Funk - Go, Mario, Go! (feat. M.C. Mario)
010 :: BJSC 19 :: Dalisska // As In RebekkaMaria - She Lion
010 :: BJSC 20 :: Simondly // Texas - Breathless

009 :: BJSC 09 :: FNT Nickodonia // Billy Ray Cyrus - Ready, Set, Don't Go (feat. Miley Cyrus)
009 :: BJSC 74 :: Farahtyn // Charlotte Lawrence - Ever After

008 :: BJSC 13 :: Triodopolis // Corinna Jane - Resistance
008 :: BJSC 18 :: Palmyra // Ruth Anne - Take Me Away
008 :: BJSC 19 :: New Rivermaya // Tynisha Keli - Gonna Be Okay
008 :: BJSC 20 :: Egabbac // Envy - Set Yourself On Fire (my impact)

007 :: BJSC 54 :: Juranabaijan // Fake Blood - All In The Blink (after a deduction)

006 :: BJSC 71 :: Zechonia // Jane Doe - GoldRush

005 :: BJSC 72 :: Usfland // Saje - Take Care Of You

003 :: BJSC 10 :: Tartford // The Human League - Human (The Chinese Whispers Remix) (this is actually a really good song and all)

002 :: BJSC 09 :: Leonville // Guy Sebastian - Angels Brought Me Here

001 :: BJSC 16 :: Herzebania // Martina - Idi Leđa Mi Okreni
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Or a song named 'give this song points if all women should die' or something controversial like that :,) I doubt anyone would point it.

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post Jan 11 2017, 06:33 PM
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If it ever happens it'll be a foreign language pop song which is not offensive but just misses out on everyone's votes mark my words
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post Jan 11 2017, 06:35 PM
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Maybe someone should try sending another David Jordan album track, it nearly worked the first time... :')
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Yeah I can't really see this happening, I think the best chance would be like a totally MOR male vocal in a foreign language that was a forgotten album track, but even then it will appeal to somebody I expect because the tastes in BJSC are so varied. Something that's a deliberate attempt will always fail because I feel like if it seems obvious that nobody likes it or will point it, someone will ruin it or pity point it laugh.gif

Angels Brought Me Here tho *.* Absolute tune.
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post Jan 11 2017, 06:43 PM
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No let's not try and be the first null pointer. That's not what this contest is about or for.
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Why is it a test to get a nul pointer lol it would make me nore upset than happy if anything laugh.gif
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QUOTE(Silas @ Jan 11 2017, 06:43 PM) *
No let's not try and be the first null pointer. That's not what this contest is about or for.

I am guessing nobody who's wanting it in this thread would even dream of ruining their precious streak or reputation with it laugh.gif
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post Jan 11 2017, 08:02 PM
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QUOTE(Bré @ Jan 11 2017, 06:32 PM) *
Yeah there are quite a few missing actually, including a few recent ones! This is what my BJSC spreadsheet was made for though wasn't it magic.gif

thanks, there's only so much I can get from Command+F in the Songs Of thread.
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post Jan 11 2017, 08:04 PM
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If someone sent 'UKIP Calypso' by Mike Read it would probably get zero points.
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