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Cameron
post Jan 18 2017, 10:26 PM
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So, there seems to be a lot of drunk messes on the site, I want to read your disaster stories
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:26 PM
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I don't remember
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:27 PM
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lies

tell them about the hoe web

(my messy stories are coming)
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:27 PM
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Hoe web? ohmy.gif
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:27 PM
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omg that hoeweb, I get it now


No
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:28 PM
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QUOTE(*Tim @ Jan 18 2017, 10:27 PM) *
Hoe web? ohmy.gif


That thing on your wall in Uni about who has gotten with who etc
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:29 PM
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That's not a drunk adventure tho xoxo
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:33 PM
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idk where to start
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:34 PM
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anytime I have gotten drunk and screamed about feminism >>>>>
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:34 PM
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also the time I lost my friends so sat in a sink and complemented all the girls who came in to use the mirror
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:36 PM
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The time I had a drunken convo with Lotti about nuggs and laying on the floor
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:36 PM
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Those times I sent Tim videos and photos of me literally on the floor with tequila smile.gif
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:38 PM
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LMAO Im gonna show them to all ur friends and when u become PM I will blackmail u with them


When I ran away from my friends cuz I wanted to and ended up in some neighbourhood I didn't know
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:40 PM
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I have a few... But I am only going to share 3 so I don't seem like a mess, so continue reading if you want to see me in a better light angel.gif

This isn't a bad story, but like my first ever night out was a disaster. So imagine it's 2014 and 18 year old Cameron decides to go to a club with his friends... At 9pm... The club didn't open to 11 so we ended up going to a bar and doing Tequila shots wacko.gif (Bare in mind I had never had it before) so I was basically more than tipsy before going into the club. Then when in the club all shots were £1 so I basically lived on 'Skittle bombs' the whole night, then was too drunk to even get up out of the booth. I sat in the booth for most of the night. Then I needed money for the taxi and went out the club to the cash line with one of my friends and apparently ran into a Marks and Spencers billboard and couldn't get back up. (Yeah, there is a lot of video evidence spread across the phones of all my friends cry.gif ) I also think we got into a random guys car as a taxi as I do not remember going to a taxi rank... Awks. (I also went to work the next day and was so hungover and was a mess.)

After that, all my night outs in 2015 were actually fine laugh.gif 2016 was when I became an absolute mess.

So, I have learned that drunk Cameron is determined to get to the DJ booth whenever I am in a club. My recent thing is do go and scream 'Zara Larsson' to the DJ's of Glasgow... laugh.gif

Let us talk about the one and only time I was kicked out of a club... Those who live in Glasgow do not go to Bamboo. I wasn't even that bad but apparently I threw a girls shoes across the floor because they were on a table I wanted to dance beside(?) Which is apparently not allowed? So I also accidently headbutted the bouncer when dancing and then about an hour later the same bouncer rugby tackled me and was like 'get out' but I wasn;t even drunk so idk what she was playing at. Anyway, never again as I had to get a taxi home from Glasgow myself but my friend paid for me heart.gif

My favourite memory though was last summer at my friends leaving party as she was going to Canada for this year. This was the first time ever on a night out I decided to drink Guinness (why? idk) so I mixed that with cider and vodka and then all 15 of us decided to walk back to my friends garden (which was about a 40 minute walk) and I led the group singing an acapella version of 'Halo' which is why everyone refuses to call me anything other than Beyoncé now... By 4am we were sitting in the garden drinking gin and using flavoured sparkling water as mixer because we were all out laugh.gif

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post Jan 18 2017, 10:41 PM
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Oh I always end up in McDonalds too laugh.gif
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:43 PM
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That time I lost my friends whilst going out in Spain and ended up falling asleep on the beach


QUOTE(Cameron @ Jan 18 2017, 11:40 PM) *
Let us talk about the one and only time I was kicked out of a club... Those who live in Glasgow do not go to Bamboo. I wasn't even that bad but apparently I threw a girls shoes across the floor because they were on a table I wanted to dance beside(?) Which is apparently not allowed? So I also accidently headbutted the bouncer when dancing and then about an hour later the same bouncer rugby tackled me and was like 'get out' but I wasn;t even drunk so idk what she was playing at. Anyway, never again as I had to get a taxi home from Glasgow myself but my friend paid for me heart.gif

U sure??

I want a night out with you, you sound like an even bigger mess than me, so I need that egoboost
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:47 PM
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Those times I got drugged
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:48 PM
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I thought you were pointing out the fact I typed wasn;t lmaooo
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:50 PM
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QUOTE(princess lotita @ Jan 18 2017, 10:34 PM) *
also the time I lost my friends so sat in a sink and complemented all the girls who came in to use the mirror

or when you called your roommate a rapist
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post Jan 18 2017, 10:53 PM
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This thread is as messy as the stories laugh.gif
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