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5 Silas Frøkner
post Apr 3 2017, 09:53 PM
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Please place your finalised items in this thread. There should be a separate post for each of the 4 items in the following order:


- Campaign Poster
- Campaign Slogan
- Manifesto
- Your Extra Items

Thank you kindly and may the odds be in your favour.
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post Apr 3 2017, 09:55 PM
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post Apr 3 2017, 09:56 PM
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MANIFESTO

[*]Income Tax rate:
TAX BANDS
0-15,000 - 0% tax
15,001 - 29,999 - 15% tax
30,000 - 49,999 - 20% tax
50,000 - 99,999 - 30% tax
100,000+ - 35% tax
We want to encourage the best and the brightest to stay in Arcadia and the best way to do this is to ensure that we have competitive tax rates, which reflect the growing pressures placed on the super wealthy. After all, if they profit, we all profit.
[*]Corporation Tax rate: 15% for Arcadian owned businesses, 25% for foreign owned businesses- We want to encourage what is best about Arcadia, and that is reflected in our firm belief that what is made in Arcadia is bets for Arcadia.
[*]Sales Tax rate: 15% - to create a competitive and vibrant market economy, offering only the lowest prices and highest quality goods.
[*]Renewable Energy policy: We have been forced to take a principled stand against climate change due to the complete fabrication of all evidence of its existing on the part of the Monster Raving Shrek Party.
[*]If you are a signatory to the UN Climate Change Deal: In light of the above evidence of falsification of facts on behalf of our enemies with connections to sinister foreign powers, we have, and will continue to refuse to sign any Climate Change Deal which does not directly benefit the hard working citizens of Arcadia.
[*]If your transport network will be privately or publicly run: Privately run, all contracts will be put out to tender and only offered to those with the most competitive bids. We want to save your hard earned money for better things, like a wall to keep out all non-Arcadian's.
[*]If your healthcare system will be privately or publicly run: Private, the only way to ensure strict adherence to targets and a streamlined, efficient healthcare system is to craft a spirit of competition between healthcare providers. Every citizen of Arcadia will benefit from highly competitive, constantly improving and world beating healthcare.

Healthcare:
- All citizens are entitled to free healthcare at the point of need, providing they have worked at least 72 hours in each of the preceding 6 weeks in gainful government employment.
- Any citizen with full citizenship will have to wait no longer than 24 hours to see a GP.
- For all serious medical conditions treatment will be provided, in full, within a 6 week period from the date of diagnosis.
- For all non-serious medical conditions treatment will be provided within a 2 week period.
- For lifelong, non-critical medical conditions treatment will be provided within 48 hours of diagnosis.
- Free Anti-Hetero classes for all #denigratethestraight
- All tap water to be replaced with Irn-Bru to create a nation of strong, able bodied Arcadian's.

Education:
- Mandatory education for children aged 4-16, in a curriculum which will provide all children with the 'vital information to ensure they lead a long, productive life in service of Arcadia'.
- Mandatory conscription will take place at the age of 17, with a service minimum of 2 years. Every citizen of Arcadia must serve for the greater good of the nation.
- Those aged 18 and over will be able to choose from a wide range of apprenticeships including constructing monuments to the president, strengthening Arcadia's infrastructure, farming and for the best and brightest training in the operation and development of Arcadia's national defence systems.

Foreign Policy:
- Any nation which does not respect and honour the sanctity and sovereignty of Arcadian rule and laws is to be considered a hostile enemy.
- Building a wall around Arcadia, the #WallforALL, that will protect Arcadians and provide jobs in the building and maintenance of it. It’ll be huge.
- Foreign workers are welcome, so long as they can prove they have employment awaiting them upon arrival. Full benefits of citizenship will only become applicable after they have been resident and working within Arcadia for a period of 12 consecutive months.
- Once we have rebuilt this great nation, we will cut all ties with international agreements and unions so that all our funding goes solely into Arcadia.
- A 35% import tariff will be levied on all foreign produced goods to encourage production and purchase of Arcadian goods and promote the growth of a self-sufficient nation.

Domestic Policy:
- Law and order is key to the survival of Arcadia.
- All military personnel will be carrying personal protection weapons at all times.
- Tasers will be used to subdue and apprehend all criminals.
- Any citizen, or inhabitant, of Arcadia found to have engaged in hacking will be sentenced to life imprisonment in the penal colony of Sinn Brein to live out the rest of their days in utter boredom. The harshest punishment for the harshest of crimes.
- One state run and funded broadcaster will serve Arcadia, the Arcadian National Television (ANT). It will provide a direct form of communication between the public and the Government. It will also provide all the relevant programming for Arcadians to progress as a great nation! It will be entirely funded by general taxation.
- At the government's discretion, any journalist, reporter or media outlet trafficking in FAKE NEWS will imprisoned indefinitely to safeguard our people from the deplorable lies of those who do not support a strong Arcadia.
- Veteran public servants, including those who worked in the military and the police, will be given a lifelong immunity from prosecution for crimes in recognition of their bravery and to highlight our long-lasting support for their work and enormous contribution to society.

Environment:
We are aware of the minor earthquake that caused a nuclear waste site on the Isle Of Quilvoria to collapse, resulting in the Isle’s residents to resettle elsewhere in Arcadia. However, rather than focus on the negatives of this issue, we are proposing to look on it positively and use it to our benefit! We wish to:
-Keep the Isle of Quilvoria as a non-residential area but turn it into a place used exclusively to create our energy resources. A huge investment of time and money has been made to build state of the art power generation facilities on the island and whilst it is no longer capable of sustaining the healthy, productive lives of citizens of Arcadia we must not abandon it entirely. The Isle of Quilvoria is known for its rich oil and coal reserves and so we will increase production of these even further now that the Isle will no longer be inhabited. This will create more jobs that will decrease our unemployment rate.
- Abandon all renewable energy productions that have been set up by this failing government. They are putting people out of a job, their high expense is putting increasing strains on our economy and, worst of all, they damage our pristine natural beauty! Now we can all enjoy the beautiful scenery of Cornocovia without the ugly eyesore of those wind farms and solar panels.
- To offset these emissions, we plan to ban all vehicles that produce carbon emissions. This includes cars, trains and buses. Aside from walking, the only way to travel will be by tandem bicycle, ziplines and a Segway service. This Segway service allows any person to travel free by Segway as long as they leave a deposit that will be returned to them once the vehicle is also returned.
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