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post Jun 15 2017, 04:39 PM
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an interesting fruit. i read somewhere once that everyone is low key allergic to pineapple and the kinda sour tang in our mouths is from our body being like fam ur allergic. there's also another *usage* for pineapple so all in all a very versatile fruit

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post Jun 15 2017, 04:41 PM
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Cupcakke KNOWS

I really love pineapple as you know x
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post Jun 15 2017, 04:41 PM
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Love it! Refreshing and filling wink.gif
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post Jun 15 2017, 04:44 PM
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QUOTE(MELODRAMA @ Jun 15 2017, 05:39 PM) *


there's also another *usage* for pineapple so all in all a very versatile fruit


Is the other *usage* something rather risque that my innocent little mind wouldn't be able to comprehend, or something a lot more wholesome, like carving it out to use as a fruity candle holder?

I do like Pineapple, but only if it's been pre-sliced. Cutting one open is the most awkward thing in the world.
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post Jun 15 2017, 04:44 PM
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I'm not opposed to it (this goes for pineapple on pizza too) but I very rarely eat it.
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post Jun 15 2017, 04:46 PM
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PIneapple on pizza needs to be banned and I am judging everyone who eats it
Someone I was on a date with ordered one, I was lowkey tempted to walk away
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post Jun 15 2017, 04:47 PM
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QUOTE(Brett-Butler @ Jun 15 2017, 05:44 PM) *
Is the other *usage* something rather risque that my innocent little mind wouldn't be able to comprehend, or something a lot more wholesome, like carving it out to use as a fruity candle holder?

I do like Pineapple, but only if it's been pre-sliced. Cutting one open is the most awkward thing in the world.


it's relatively risque but also quite useful NSFW pineapple makes semen and vaginal juices taste sweeter NSFW

i prefer the taste of own cut pineapple just bc i always force myself to appreciate it more after the utter stress of cutting them


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post Jun 15 2017, 04:47 PM
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PINEAPPLE IS GOOD ON PIZZA
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post Jun 15 2017, 04:49 PM
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QUOTE(MELODRAMA @ Jun 15 2017, 05:47 PM) *
it's relatively risque but also quite useful NSFW pineapple makes semen and vaginal juices taste sweeter NSFW

i prefer the taste of own cut pineapple just bc i always force myself to appreciate it more after the utter stress of cutting them


Worryingly, that wasn't the risqué use for a pineapple that I had in mind.
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post Jun 15 2017, 04:49 PM
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Queen of fussy's unsurprising verdict: not a fan. kink.gif

The Harvester recently got rid of the delicious sauce that comes with their crackerjack prawns in favour of a tomato and pineapple one blink.gif truly a hideous combination.
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post Jun 15 2017, 04:50 PM
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QUOTE(Brett-Butler @ Jun 15 2017, 05:49 PM) *
Worryingly, that wasn't the risqué use for a pineapple that I had in mind.


i'm curious to know what u did have in mind
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post Jun 15 2017, 04:51 PM
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QUOTE(MELODRAMA @ Jun 15 2017, 05:50 PM) *
i'm curious to know what u did have in mind

NSFW sticking it up your backside??
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post Jun 15 2017, 04:53 PM
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isn't there a joke about that
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post Jun 15 2017, 04:53 PM
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some form of insertion did enter my mind.

I really need to lock away the filthy part of my brain.
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post Jun 15 2017, 04:54 PM
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oddly i see pineapple and think of this

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post Jun 15 2017, 04:54 PM
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NSFW Where they are captured by a group of hungry cannibals. The cannibals set these men a task of shoving 10 whole pieces of fruit up their arse, and if they can achieve it, without making any noise they will be allowed on their way. The men run off into the jungle to collect their fruit.
The Englishman returns first with 10 apples, and starts inserting apples into his anus, after 6 apples he cannot take it anymore and screams out in pain. He is immediately killed and put on to boil.
The Scotsman returns next carrying 10 strawberries and begins ramming these tiny fruits up his rear end, he easily fits nine strawberries up his backside, and swiftly moves onto the 10th. He has the 10th small fruit up half way up his ass when he burst out into hysterical laughter, he is then killed and put in the stew with the Englishman.
The Scotsman and the Englishman are chilling in heaven and the Englishman says, "You were so close to being allowed to live, why did you start laughing?"
The Scotsman replies, "I seen the Irishman with the pineapples"
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post Jun 15 2017, 05:00 PM
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I love pineapple!!! It's so good. And it most certainly belongs on pizza!!! Hawaiian pizza is the f***ing best


A friend of mine is properly allergic to pineapple

QUOTE(MELODRAMA @ Jun 15 2017, 05:54 PM) *
NSFW Where they are captured by a group of hungry cannibals. The cannibals set these men a task of shoving 10 whole pieces of fruit up their arse, and if they can achieve it, without making any noise they will be allowed on their way. The men run off into the jungle to collect their fruit.
The Englishman returns first with 10 apples, and starts inserting apples into his anus, after 6 apples he cannot take it anymore and screams out in pain. He is immediately killed and put on to boil.
The Scotsman returns next carrying 10 strawberries and begins ramming these tiny fruits up his rear end, he easily fits nine strawberries up his backside, and swiftly moves onto the 10th. He has the 10th small fruit up half way up his ass when he burst out into hysterical laughter, he is then killed and put in the stew with the Englishman.
The Scotsman and the Englishman are chilling in heaven and the Englishman says, "You were so close to being allowed to live, why did you start laughing?"
The Scotsman replies, "I seen the Irishman with the pineapples"

Am howling!!
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post Jun 15 2017, 05:12 PM
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My favourite fruit tbh, although it takes TOO LONG to get from buying it to eating it kink.gif
QUOTE(Brett-Butler @ Jun 15 2017, 05:44 PM) *
Is the other *usage* something rather risque that my innocent little mind wouldn't be able to comprehend, or something a lot more wholesome, like carving it out to use as a fruity candle holder?

I do like Pineapple, but only if it's been pre-sliced. Cutting one open is the most awkward thing in the world.
How is it awkward? unsure.gif EDIT: oh you mean the lengthy process with the knife I think?
QUOTE(*Tim @ Jun 15 2017, 05:46 PM) *
PIneapple on pizza needs to be banned and I am judging everyone who eats it
Someone I was on a date with ordered one, I was lowkey tempted to walk away
I will eat it, but I don't really see the point on having it on pizza really.


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post Jun 15 2017, 05:34 PM
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Not a fan, too hard a texture (see also melons) and the juice is too weak tasting (I do like them as part of tropical juice though)
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post Jun 15 2017, 05:36 PM
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now melons are a kinky fruit
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