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post Nov 10 2017, 08:14 AM
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Have you heard about this guy in America with super-sperm, four times more potent that the average guy? He's fathered 29 kids with it so far by donating and knows every child. Five mothers have sued him for child maintenance despite agreeing beforehand thet they wouldn't. mad.gif He does it through clinics, by mail order, the normal way if they want or even in a cup in Wal-Mart. Was in the DM about him and on GMB this week. Piers Morgan said it's weird but not really. All the kids know their dad and he's helping couples and lesbians too.

The average sperm count is 20million per ml but he has 80 million so a very high chance of pregnancy and a nice little earner for him. By the way he doesn't like his nick-name. He says since all the publicity, demand has gone crazy, from all corners of the world.


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post Nov 10 2017, 08:32 AM
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Do they have Father's Day in America? biggrin.gif
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post Nov 10 2017, 10:23 AM
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QUOTE(commonsense @ Nov 10 2017, 08:14 AM) *
Have you heard about this guy in America with super-sperm, four times more potent that the average guy? He's fathered 29 kids with it so far by donating and knows every child. Five mothers have sued him for child maintenance despite agreeing beforehand thet they wouldn't. mad.gif


If they agreed in writing beforehand not to sue, then they have no chance of winning such a case.
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post Nov 10 2017, 11:13 AM
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Are lesbians not couples?
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post Nov 10 2017, 11:31 AM
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QUOTE(vidcapper @ Nov 10 2017, 10:23 AM) *
If they agreed in writing beforehand not to sue, then they have no chance of winning such a case.



Think it was just a verbal agreement.
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post Nov 10 2017, 11:58 AM
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Are lesbians not couples?
LMAO! Ikr?
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post Nov 10 2017, 12:35 PM
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QUOTE(commonsense @ Nov 10 2017, 11:31 AM) *
Think it was just a verbal agreement.


Oops. rolleyes.gif
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post Nov 10 2017, 12:38 PM
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QUOTE(commonsense @ Nov 10 2017, 08:14 AM) *
Piers Morgan said it's weird but not really.


Piers Morgan is so disrespectful. He was taking to a woman on Good Morning Britain opposed to giving image rights to the photographer for a selfie taken by a monkey a few months ago I saw and seemed to have little respect for her point of view and proceeded to make silly monkey noises after the interview. Very unprofessional, should have definitely been disciplined for that by ITV imo (maybe he was though, I don't know).


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post Nov 10 2017, 01:16 PM
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good thing it wasn't about sheep or the Thread called have been called The Lambinator.

A story of a fertile future sheep coming back in time to stop a robot sheep killing his future lamb-child.

I'd PAY to see that Nick park movie.....!
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post Nov 10 2017, 01:29 PM
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Do you mean couples and single mothers??
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post Nov 10 2017, 03:55 PM
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QUOTE(The Diplomat @ Nov 10 2017, 12:38 PM) *
Piers Morgan is so disrespectful. He was taking to a woman on Good Morning Britain opposed to giving image rights to the photographer for a selfie taken by a monkey a few months ago I saw and seemed to have little respect for her point of view and proceeded to make silly monkey noises after the interview. Very unprofessional, should have definitely been disciplined for that by ITV imo (maybe he was though, I don't know).



I love having GMB on Mon. to Wed. when he presents as he's a right laugh and you never know what he'll say next. Total car crash telly and the way he gets on to politicians is good. He reckons he talks for the Great British public and says what people are really thinking. biggrin.gif
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post Nov 10 2017, 03:55 PM
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Do you mean couples and single mothers??



Yes, was a typo and am very sorry.
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post Nov 10 2017, 04:05 PM
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I love having GMB on Mon. to Wed. when he presents as he's a right laugh and you never know what he'll say next. Total car crash telly and the way he gets on to politicians is good. He reckons he talks for the Great British public and says what people are really thinking. biggrin.gif


UKIP voters maybe.
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post Nov 11 2017, 06:38 AM
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UKIP voters maybe.


Don't UKIP voters count as people then? teresa.gif
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post Nov 11 2017, 09:27 PM
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No wonder there's panic in this industry, I mean please...
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QUOTE(commonsense @ Nov 10 2017, 04:32 AM) *
Do they have Father's Day in America? biggrin.gif


We celebrate Mother's Day twice.
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post Nov 11 2017, 09:57 PM
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Don't UKIP voters count as people then? teresa.gif
No. X
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post Nov 12 2017, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE(Tyler @ Nov 11 2017, 09:27 PM) *
We celebrate Mother's Day twice.



Never heard that. Is that true or some kind of joke?
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post Nov 12 2017, 05:26 PM
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In America they only have single Mum lesbian parents
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post Nov 12 2017, 05:32 PM
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QUOTE(commonsense @ Nov 12 2017, 12:32 PM) *
Never heard that. Is that true or some kind of joke?


Do I seem like the type to joke hun?
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post Nov 12 2017, 07:23 PM
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QUOTE(Tyler @ Nov 12 2017, 05:32 PM) *
Do I seem like the type to joke hun?



Well I don't know as I don't know you very well. Different generation, ocean apart etc.
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