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Crazy Christmas
post Monday, 09:36 PM
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At my daughter's primary school's Xmas fayre on Sunday. She's been left 11 years but I did it for 4 years when she was there. The caretaker took over from me but he's in hospital so they thought of me as they were stuck for someone. I have the physique, a bit portly so I said yes. They have a santa suit. Bit nervous though. sad.gif

I had a CRB check years ago so that's still valid apparently. Don't get paid so doubt the DWP need informing for 3 hours voluntary work! Do they? Do I need to declare the free mulled wine and mince pies I get? biggrin.gif


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Oh my, good luck common sense!

Didn't know you were a little portly! ohmy.gif You should try and do more exercise to become less portly though, especially as you get older it is not good to be a bit portly for your health! wink.gif


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QUOTE(Snow❄Diploughmat @ Dec 4 2017, 09:39 PM) *
Oh my, good luck common sense!



Ta but am really nervous. Last time some in daughter's class took the pi** and said "you're not Santa, you're Rachel's dad" ohmy.gif I said "wash your mouth out, of course I'm santa, ho ho ho"

Another little girl pulled my fake beard off. rolleyes.gif


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Apparently they're not allowed to sit on Santa's knee now as they did when I was Santa before, for a photo. sad.gif All this PC stuff, a p**** round every corner attitude. They've to stand at the side of me for a pic and an elf has to be with me all the time. Understandable I suppose.

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I was Santa at a Christmas Fayre about 3 years ago. Never again.
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post Monday, 10:00 PM
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Will you be giving the kids mousetraps as Christmas presents unsure.gif
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QUOTE(Klampus @ Dec 4 2017, 10:03 PM) *
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post Monday, 10:18 PM
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Kids: hey you're not really Santa

CommonSanta:
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post Monday, 10:44 PM
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inb4 Toby says “Santa doesn’t deserve this slander”

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I think it’s weird and sad that people are willing to distort the image of Santa like this sad.gif
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Who needs Kris Kringle when you can have Chris Kringle x
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Oh god
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I had no idea Kris Kringle was another name for Santa Claus until I think I looked it up recently when it was mentioned here and then forgot about it and had to look it up again when you mentioned it Slade! ohmy.gif

...Me living under a rock for over 25 years obviously!
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u can't say ho ho ho either because that's sexist sweetie xxxx
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QUOTE(Cucumberella @ Dec 4 2017, 03:52 PM) *
u can't say ho ho ho either because that's sexist sweetie xxxx
i SNORTED rotf.gif rotf.gif

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QUOTE(HausAlone @ Dec 4 2017, 11:18 PM) *
Kids: hey you're not really Santa

CommonSanta:

That's Sinterklaas!
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I'll get someone to take a pic and post it next week. I said to my daughter "Are you coming to assist me. You can sit on my knee" She said "Boll*cks" ohmy.gif
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That sounds wonderful...
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QUOTE(Nadolig Llawen! @ Dec 4 2017, 09:58 PM) *
I was Santa at a Christmas Fayre about 3 years ago. Never again.



It gets hectic, as they're in and out. Some little ones cried. They kept bringing me mulled wine and food, so felt a bit tipsy, and everyone else had to pay £1.00 for a glass and a mince pie.


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Do you know I saw a lady the other day, who says she still has a pic of me stuck on her fridge door, with her 5 year-old daughter on my knee, from 14 years ago. Wow. Bet I look young in that. Daughter was with her, 19 now, and she looked most embarrassed. LOL.

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