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Crazy Chris
post Dec 9 2017, 08:45 PM
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Some of you know that me and the wife don't get on and we're just sharing a house for convenience. Well she's going to Philippines for 6 weeks on Jan.12th. Great news. PEACE AND QUIET. Just wish she'd gone for Christmas.

Oh I've paid her fare, £800, as I inherited a substantial sum from my late mum last year. Aren't I kind? All heart me. Well it was to make sure she went really. biggrin.gif


Hey anyone up for a party in East London?


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post Dec 9 2017, 09:10 PM
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Did you not want to go to the Phillipines with her for a nice holiday? At least for a week or so?

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post Dec 9 2017, 09:26 PM
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QUOTE(Snow❄Diploughmat @ Dec 9 2017, 09:10 PM) *
Did you not want to go to the Phillipines with her for a nice holiday? At least for a week or so?



No I went once, in 1991 and it's too hot for me with flies and lizards everywhere.

They're fattening a pig up to spit roast and if I went they may just spit roast me and feed the whole village, and neighbouring ones too. rotf.gif


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post Dec 9 2017, 10:20 PM
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QUOTE(Crazy Christmas @ Dec 9 2017, 09:26 PM) *
No I went once, in 1991 and it's too hot for me with flies and lizards everywhere.

They're fattening a pig up to spit roast and if I went they may just spit roast me and feed the whole village, and neighbouring ones too. rotf.gif


Oh my!!
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post Dec 10 2017, 01:28 AM
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I hope your comment wasn't intended to be zenophobic commonsense, cannabalism is definitely not practiced in the Phillipines. One tribe in Papua New Guinea far to the south were reported to have practiced it until 2012 apparently.

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post Dec 10 2017, 05:33 AM
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QUOTE(Crazy Christmas @ Dec 9 2017, 04:26 PM) *
No I went once, in 1991 and it's too hot for me with flies and lizards everywhere.

They're fattening a pig up to spit roast and if I went they may just spit roast me and feed the whole village, and neighbouring ones too. rotf.gif

wish i was there itís always been a dream of mine to make lechon out of a chauvinistic pig
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post Dec 10 2017, 05:44 AM
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also the racist stereotype is that we eat dogs not people, get it rite
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post Dec 10 2017, 05:55 AM
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the petition for common sense to put up a lechon food thread starts here
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post Dec 10 2017, 08:49 AM
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QUOTE(dhwe @ Dec 10 2017, 05:33 AM) *
wish i was there itís always been a dream of mine to make lechon out of a chauvinistic pig



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post Dec 10 2017, 08:51 AM
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How many people can say they never met their mother in law? Her dad came here in 2001 for 6 months but never met her mum as she died in 1998. Feel a bit sad about that. Think her dad liked me. Oh I could tell you some funny stories. We took him to the Notting Hill Carnival but never saw it as he got locked in a portaloo and the fire brigade and police had to get him out. Daughter was 6 and me and her thought it was hilarious but wife wasn't amused. He kept yelling "I've finished, let me out" rolleyes.gif

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post Dec 10 2017, 02:53 PM
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I'd say most people on Buzzjack have never met their mother in law for the reason that most of us don't have one.
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post Dec 10 2017, 05:46 PM
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QUOTE(dancember @ Dec 10 2017, 02:53 PM) *
I'd say most people on Buzzjack have never met their mother in law for the reason that most of us don't have one.


THIS!!
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post Dec 10 2017, 07:37 PM
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QUOTE(Crazy Christmas @ Dec 10 2017, 08:51 AM) *
We took him to the Notting Hill Carnival but never saw it as he got locked in a portaloo and the fire brigade and police had to get him out. Daughter was 6 and me and her thought it was hilarious but wife wasn't amused. He kept yelling "I've finished, let me out" rolleyes.gif

how does all this stuff happen to you
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post Dec 10 2017, 10:53 PM
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That's the Philippines -where the current regime has sanctioned police officers shooting anyone suspected of dealing or even using drugs, and also endorsing Trump's move of the US Embassy from Tel-Aviv to Jerusalem.

Lovely! Well I hope she has a ... er, great time there.


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post Dec 10 2017, 10:56 PM
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QUOTE(mdh @ Dec 10 2017, 07:37 PM) *
how does all this stuff happen to you


57 years of life experience I am guessing....When I am about 57 in 2049 I will probably have lots of funny stories to tell on Buzzjack.
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post Dec 10 2017, 10:58 PM
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QUOTE(Snow❄Diploughmat @ Dec 10 2017, 11:56 PM) *
57 years of life experience I am guessing....When I am about 57 in 2049 I will probably have lots of funny stories to tell on Buzzjack.

Now wait a damn minute, are you trynna tell us you are 25?!?!
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post Dec 10 2017, 11:01 PM
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QUOTE(*Tim @ Dec 10 2017, 10:58 PM) *
Now wait a damn minute, are you trynna tell us you are 25?!?!


I am 25, 26 in February! Not that I like it as I feel like I am definitely getting old.


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post Dec 10 2017, 11:22 PM
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QUOTE(Crazy Christmas @ Dec 9 2017, 09:26 PM) *
No I went once, in 1991 and it's too hot for me with flies and lizards everywhere.

They're fattening a pig up to spit roast and if I went they may just spit roast me and feed the whole village, and neighbouring ones too. rotf.gif


I legit feel sick in my mouth after reading this. sick2.gif
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post Dec 10 2017, 11:39 PM
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QUOTE(Doctor Blind @ Dec 10 2017, 10:53 PM) *
That's the Philippines -where the current regime has sanctioned police officers shooting anyone suspected of dealing or even using drugs, and also endorsing Trump's move of the US Embassy from Tel-Aviv to Jerusalem.

Lovely! Well I hope she has a ... er, great time there.



Well it is her country of birth despite what it's like. You can literally get away with any crime there, including murder as the police take bribes easily. So many poor, living hand to mouth, and a lot very rich and a few in-between. Most leaders have been corrupt too. They love the President though, think he's fantastic with his drug clampdown.


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post Dec 10 2017, 11:40 PM
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QUOTE(Doctor Blind @ Dec 10 2017, 10:53 PM) *
That's the Philippines -where the current regime has sanctioned police officers shooting anyone suspected of dealing or even using drugs, and also endorsing Trump's move of the US Embassy from Tel-Aviv to Jerusalem.

Lovely! Well I hope she has a ... er, great time there.



Would love to know what you put before you edited! biggrin.gif
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