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post Dec 10 2017, 11:58 AM
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This is absolutely true. About 10 years ago my crown came off my tooth on Christmas Eve so rang the dentist and he told me to keep it safe and he'd stick it back on in the New Year, cheaper than ordering a new one. So I popped it in a wine glass for safe keeping. Christmas dinner and wife's friends came. Well their daughter, 19, took a sip of wine and said "What's this in the bottom of my wine glass?" OMG, was my crown. ohmy.gif

She hasn't been to a meal since!! We all laughed but not her. Wife had supposedly washed all the glasses.
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post Dec 10 2017, 02:43 PM
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Hey that happened to me. It was funny.

Actually she came to Christmas dinner last year, first time since that incident. We checked the wine glasses very carefully. She checked hers too and was telling her boyfriend. biggrin.gif


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post Dec 10 2017, 02:53 PM
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Oh my!!

What made her decide to risk Christmas dinner last year after Crowngate?? What else happened??
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post Dec 10 2017, 03:00 PM
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QUOTE(ChRiMbO LeG PiPe @ Dec 10 2017, 02:53 PM) *
Oh my!!

What made her decide to risk Christmas dinner last year after Crowngate?? What else happened??



Well she came with her parents, boyfriend and daughter. Nothing went wrong but we were reminiscing about it. Her boyfriend said "Sounds unbelievable. Is it true" and she said "Yes, there was Chris's crown in the bottom of my glass" ohmy.gif


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post Dec 10 2017, 03:11 PM
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!! ohmy.gif

You should have put a fake tooth at the bottom of her or her man friend's glass!!
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post Dec 10 2017, 07:17 PM
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QUOTE(Crazy Christmas @ Dec 10 2017, 03:00 PM) *
Well she came with her parents, boyfriend and daughter. Nothing went wrong but we were reminiscing about it. Her boyfriend said "Sounds unbelievable. Is it true" and she said "Yes, there was Chris's crown in the bottom of my glass" ohmy.gif


Oh my, did you manage to get the crown back on your tooth afterwards?

Also was it already a false one or was it the real one that fell off your tooth in the first place?
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post Dec 10 2017, 08:22 PM
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omg an update ohmy.gif

I’m shocked she returned and how dare her boyfriend not believe it. You should have told him it was absolutely true. Are they coming over this Christmas??
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post Dec 10 2017, 09:13 PM
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QUOTE(Klampus @ Dec 10 2017, 08:22 PM) *
omg an update ohmy.gif

Are they coming over this Christmas??



No, think we're going there.
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post Dec 10 2017, 09:14 PM
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QUOTE(Snow❄Diploughmat @ Dec 10 2017, 07:17 PM) *
Oh my, did you manage to get the crown back on your tooth afterwards?

Also was it already a false one or was it the real one that fell off your tooth in the first place?



Yes, had it put back in the New Year. Was the real one.
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post Dec 10 2017, 09:55 PM
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QUOTE(Crazy Christmas @ Dec 10 2017, 09:13 PM) *
No, think we're going there.

Better watch out if they put a crown in your drink sleep.gif
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post Dec 10 2017, 11:10 PM
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QUOTE(Klampus @ Dec 10 2017, 11:58 AM) *
This is absolutely true. About 10 years ago my crown came off my tooth on Christmas Eve so rang the dentist and he told me to keep it safe and he'd stick it back on in the New Year, cheaper than ordering a new one. So I popped it in a wine glass for safe keeping. Christmas dinner and wife's friends came. Well their daughter, 19, took a sip of wine and said "What's this in the bottom of my wine glass?" OMG, was my crown. ohmy.gif

She hasn't been to a meal since!! We all laughed but not her. Wife had supposedly washed all the glasses.

QUOTE(Crazy Christmas @ Dec 10 2017, 02:43 PM) *
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post Dec 10 2017, 11:48 PM
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QUOTE(Klampus @ Dec 10 2017, 09:55 PM) *
Better watch out if they put a crown in your drink sleep.gif



I shall check my glass don't worry.
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post Dec 10 2017, 11:54 PM
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QUOTE(Klampus @ Dec 10 2017, 09:55 PM) *
Better watch out if they put a crown in your drink sleep.gif


Omfg I BET they do or in the turkey!!

Omfg did they invite you for the first time this year after you all made amends for the crown situation last year??

You will have to tell us what happens

Oh my I am surprised you have Xmas dinner with friends.
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post Dec 11 2017, 12:16 AM
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QUOTE(Candlelit Snow @ Dec 10 2017, 11:54 PM) *
Oh my I am surprised you have Xmas dinner with friends.


We usually alternate. Wife's friends really. I don't have any friends. sad.gif

TBH I wish she'd gone home for Christmas as I like it on my own without having people or us going there. Don't mind being just me and the dog at all. Last time she went at Xmas I bought a leg of lamb for Xmas day dinner but ended up freezing it as the oven door fell off so had to wait for her to return to fix it.


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QUOTE(Crazy Christmas @ Dec 11 2017, 12:16 AM) *
I don't have any friends. sad.gif

You will always have friends on Buzzjack! biggrin.gif A lot of us including myself are big fans of your threads and posts!

How are you getting on with yhe dog walking group? Is everyone there being a bit more friendly towards you now?


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post Dec 11 2017, 01:55 PM
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QUOTE(Snow❄Diploughmat @ Dec 11 2017, 12:48 AM) *
How are you getting on with the dog walking group? Is everyone there being a bit more friendly towards you now?



A bit better, yes, although I doubt that lady will ever be my biggest fan. biggrin.gif
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post Dec 11 2017, 02:54 PM
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-enters with a non-commonsense meme- once my grandma wrapped up my Spiceworld VHS and passed it off as a fresh present for me. I think she was losing her marbles that year as she bought me a golden coin maker but put my brother's name on it and he actually got to keep it!!

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post Dec 11 2017, 04:07 PM
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Come on any more. Must be loads of funny Christmas anecdotes,
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post Dec 11 2017, 09:18 PM
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QUOTE(Crazy Christmas @ Dec 11 2017, 04:07 PM) *
Come on any more. Must be loads of funny Christmas anecdotes,


I've got a corker!

This is absolutely true. About 10 years ago my crown came off my tooth on Christmas Eve so rang the dentist and he told me to keep it safe and he'd stick it back on in the New Year, cheaper than ordering a new one. So I popped it in a wine glass for safe keeping. Christmas dinner and wife's friends came. Well their daughter, 19, took a sip of wine and said "What's this in the bottom of my wine glass?" OMG, was my crown. ohmy.gif

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